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Suri's daddy at the Brazilian premiere of his new film, Valkyrie, on Tuesday night.

What the hell???? Tom Cruise is _________.

[Image via Ramey.]

Posted: Feb 4, 2009 at 2:15 pm / Email this »

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Modesto says – reply to this

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steping over the bars to give more autographs.
Cheezees says – reply to this

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Humping the rail.
Who wants to sit on this? says – reply to this

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Mounting a goat?
Modesto says – reply to this

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attacking the blond girl in front.
Modesto says – reply to this

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passing out flyers for the next scientology function.
RashManly says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise is not gay!
That is his story and he's sticking to it.
Mando25 says – reply to this

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Damn that girl has about 3 massive Rumer chins!!!
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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A BIG ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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fukin desperate for
Brazilan dick
shitfukshit
dingdong
((butt grab)))
kiounne says – reply to this

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Officially insane.
Reginald Perrin says – reply to this

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Good fun by the looks of it, unlike that boring Orlando Bloom who never cracks his miserable face.

Good for you Tom.
AMO says – reply to this

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FINALLY escaping his Scientology handlers!
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

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a gay midget
Nickdaprick says – reply to this

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pretending the fence is a motorcycle?
maxie pad says – reply to this

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a liposuction patient?

i'm sure perez can find the pics!
Who wants to sit on this? says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity –
Word! You are sofa king right!
Cheezees says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is it hard to find a single attractive person in this photo?

Just sayin'
LaDiva Reppin Jerzey... says – reply to this

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Praying?
LaDiva Reppin Jerzey... says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – Hey darling….
the last star says – reply to this

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SCRATCHING HIS NUTS!!
andreajonsdottir says – reply to this

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A stupid mofo
Tappi Tíkarrass says – reply to this

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Taking a piss on the guard rail.
uglysexy says – reply to this

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Leaping Headlong into the Mosh Pit
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stefystef says – reply to this

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Tom is…. working the crowd brilliantly to get people to go see his shitty movie. No one is better at promotion than Tom Cruise. I'll give him that…
Lisa W a Lil L says – reply to this

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is… running after xenu
OurPrivateIsle says – reply to this

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Bending over so someone can pinch his azz…..
Mistress! says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – i need to talk to you?
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – That's not Mistress, ignore the freak.
franklyticked says – reply to this

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Jumping on the railing because he couldn't find a couch =)
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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adjusting his L Ron Sperminater Turkey Baster.
bongo says – reply to this

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chasing a gerbil he dropped
Axxcexx says – reply to this

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The best actor ever who loves to please his fans… thanks Tom you are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress! says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – the only big asshole here fag is yours! how was that ass pounding Harrybalsac gave you last night? you screamed like a little bitch
Mistress! says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – come on it would have taken the felon a bit to figure it out! fun stealer! blah you suck!
KriSsY says – reply to this

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Bipolar
LaDiva Reppin Jerzey... says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – Darling I sent you a sexy e-lapdance…. (*wink*)… ahhhh must control myself….
LaDiva Reppin Jerzey... says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress! – I'm sure that ass pounding you are referring to is the one you constantly get from me… You have no shame… Tsk tsk tsk must i make you cry again… Ok retard you asked for it…. I'ma bend you over and stick my dick up that ass cuz we all know u love getting rammed in the ass - don't forget to swallow my nutz. (we all know u love swallowing nutz)….
mitcha says – reply to this

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CARING about his fans!

SOMETHING that your BELOVED MADONNA does not do.
That stupid and old slut.

TOM CRUISE was AMAZING with his fans.
EVERYBODY in Brazil are thrilled about how friendly he is.

SUCK THAT, perez!
GrlLeastLikelyTo says – reply to this

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Recieving an intimate caress from a Sopranos ex-castmember.
mitcha says – reply to this

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you ppl can say anythinggggggggggggg ….
but TOM is a nice person!
Dont care about his religion ..
He was very polite with everybody here, since the maid at the Copacabana Palace.
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – THANKS ALICE, I HAD A FUNNY FEELING WHEN I FIRST READ IT!!!
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress! – STARS 101 WANTS TO TALK TO U!!!!
mitcha says – reply to this

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and another thing …

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MINUTES HE SPENT WITH FANS AT THIS PREMIERE?

Almost 1 hour ! More that he spent inside the cinema .. which he stayed around 30 minutes and travelled to Mexico.

MANY celebreties could learn, AT LEAST , this with him.
ABOUT how to treat PEOPLE!
rainbowharold says – reply to this

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QUEER! (Of course!)
mitcha says – reply to this

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Re: stars101 – HERPES Hilton? LOL !!! Didnt know that yet ..
alexie silver says – reply to this

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… fucking gorgeous!!!
SWEETPIECE says – reply to this

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Re: mitcha – Just looking for recruits. Sounds like he got one! How do you look in blue?
warholboy says – reply to this

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not worth the time it takes to make up a silly comment…..
Mistress! says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – comment 39 I always knew you had a dick! You made up the engagement and bastard baby shit up for attention! I was right! hahahahahaha
LaDiva Reppin Jerzey... says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress! – Lmao sad how you got it all wrong… But do enjoy choking on my dick, bitchface…hahahahaha
Mistress! says – reply to this

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Re: stars101 – no offense but you're boring. bring it up a notch and pick a fight with Laskankydiva or Last Star. then I would be happy to show you a TON of HATE!
Mistress! says – reply to this

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Re: stars101 – sorry LAST FELON STAR!
DrinkYourKoolaid says – reply to this

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Corn poop is one of the greatest mysteries in life. When we chew corn, the outer coating slips off the inner kernal. This outer yellow coating is almost entirely cellulose, and is indigestible. It passes through the gut untouched, and emerges looking like a whole kernal, although it is mostly just the outer skin. The inside of the kernal is starchy and digestible, and that is the part that we succeed in chewing up.
LaDiva Reppin Jerzey... says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress! – darling nobody is more boring that someone who has to steal someone's name/avie - that's …pathetic….
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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COCK ADDICT!
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress! – NO OFFENSE TAKING!
LucianaB says – reply to this

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Now I see why Zac n Vanessa arrived in Rio avoiding to be seen
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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giving that blondie the time of her life?
Dr.Jezzebelle says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise is "getting a blow job from a midget just beyond the fence"
:)
~E~ says – reply to this

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I like Modesto's comment "passing out flyers for the next scientology function." LMAO
imthebitchthat says – reply to this

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not as great as he thinks that he is
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – Hi Ladiva!! Nice Ave!!
stacy16 says – reply to this

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is looking for a huge brazilian cock to suck because he is as gay as they cum.
MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise is cool
OoFeeltheRideoO says – reply to this

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BATSHIT CRAZY!
Roxyhula says – reply to this

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a butt pirate
Jillian.Marie says – reply to this

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hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt
onlyme says – reply to this

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Confused and on drugs because he thinks he's the fan and the crowd are celebrities.
Lips Like Morphine says – reply to this

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dont u guys think that suri would be
the cutest lil baby in Breaking Dawn????
gcounts says – reply to this

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GAY!
skuzy4545 says – reply to this

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a FUCKTARD!!!"
Pike says – reply to this

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A "FUDGE-BACKER".
ganza says – reply to this

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a homo
aky says – reply to this

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I'd still hit it
SezSays says – reply to this

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A Fuckface!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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coming to get you and kick your fatgay ass!
narcissist says – reply to this

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confirmiing the rumors that he does not in fact do any of his stunts.

*awfully ungraceful tommy girl*
LG sez Drug Test PALIN Now! says – reply to this

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…CRAZIER THAN A SHIT-HOUSE RAT!
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Chamizal says – reply to this

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Nuts!
JULES82 says – reply to this

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once again trying to prove he isnt gay by climbing over the rail to jump for vagina..
stalzz says – reply to this

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LAME
Laxer says – reply to this

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I gotta give it to him…the dude promotes his work!
Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this

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having a "Joan Crawford", Hollywood Royalty, movie-star moment.
Koala says – reply to this

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pretending to climb over bars to get to his fans, proving again what a 'down to earth' and 'nice' person he is, in the hopes that people will forget the crazy scientology shit he's involved in.

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Criss Angel Is Recorded Threatening To Knock Out His Producer!

Whoa! Criss Angel is NOT messing around here!

The Luxor headlining illusionist was recorded having quite the verbal altercation with Joe Monti, one of his magic producers on Wednesday, during which Angel is heard threatening to knock him out - and now he's had a police report filed against him!

Give it a listen (above)!

Furthermore, Monti later said to authorities that he recorded the meeting because Angel has a history of bullying employees!

He explains:

“I wanted him to know how demeaning he was. I created 50-60 percent of the magic for ‘Mindfreak.' I have no reason to do anything vindictively but I draw the line on violence.”

Scary!

Violence is never the answer, folks!