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Suri's daddy at the Brazilian premiere of his new film, Valkyrie, on Tuesday night.

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What the hell???? Tom Cruise is _________.

[Image via Ramey.]

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    1. 1

      steping over the bars to give more autographs.



    2. 2

      Humping the rail.



    3. 3

      Mounting a goat?



    4. 4

      attacking the blond girl in front.



    5. 5

      passing out flyers for the next scientology function.



    6. 6

      Tom Cruise is not gay!
      That is his story and he's sticking to it.



    7. 7

      Damn that girl has about 3 massive Rumer chins!!!



    8. 8

      A BIG ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    9. 9

      fukin desperate for
      Brazilan dick
      shitfukshit
      dingdong
      ((butt grab)))



    10. 10

      Officially insane.



    11. 11

      Good fun by the looks of it, unlike that boring Orlando Bloom who never cracks his miserable face.

      Good for you Tom.

    12. AMO says – reply to this


      12

      FINALLY escaping his Scientology handlers!



    13. 13

      a gay midget



    14. 14

      pretending the fence is a motorcycle?



    15. 15

      a liposuction patient?

      i'm sure perez can find the pics!



    16. 16

      Re: Sensitivity –
      Word! You are sofa king right!



    17. 17

      Is it just me or is it hard to find a single attractive person in this photo?

      Just sayin'



    18. 18

      Praying?



    19. 19

      Re: Sensitivity – Hey darling….



    20. 20

      SCRATCHING HIS NUTS!!



    21. 21

      A stupid mofo



    22. 22

      Taking a piss on the guard rail.



    23. 23

      Leaping Headlong into the Mosh Pit
      imdb.com/name/nm0006718/



    24. 24

      Tom is…. working the crowd brilliantly to get people to go see his shitty movie. No one is better at promotion than Tom Cruise. I'll give him that…



    25. 25

      is… running after xenu



    26. 26

      Bending over so someone can pinch his azz…..



    27. 27

      Re: the last star – i need to talk to you?



    28. 28

      Re: the last star – That's not Mistress, ignore the freak.



    29. 29

      Jumping on the railing because he couldn't find a couch =)



    30. 30

      adjusting his L Ron Sperminater Turkey Baster.



    31. 31

      chasing a gerbil he dropped



    32. 32

      The best actor ever who loves to please his fans… thanks Tom you are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    33. 33

      Re: Sensitivity – the only big asshole here fag is yours! how was that ass pounding Harrybalsac gave you last night? you screamed like a little bitch



    34. 34

      Re: _Alice_ – come on it would have taken the felon a bit to figure it out! fun stealer! blah you suck!



    35. 35

      Bipolar



    36. 36

      Re: _Alice_ – Darling I sent you a sexy e-lapdance…. (*wink*)… ahhhh must control myself….



    37. 37

      Re: Mistress! – I'm sure that ass pounding you are referring to is the one you constantly get from me… You have no shame… Tsk tsk tsk must i make you cry again… Ok retard you asked for it…. I'ma bend you over and stick my dick up that ass cuz we all know u love getting rammed in the ass - don't forget to swallow my nutz. (we all know u love swallowing nutz)….



    38. 38

      CARING about his fans!

      SOMETHING that your BELOVED MADONNA does not do.
      That stupid and old slut.

      TOM CRUISE was AMAZING with his fans.
      EVERYBODY in Brazil are thrilled about how friendly he is.

      SUCK THAT, perez!



    39. 39

      Recieving an intimate caress from a Sopranos ex-castmember.



    40. 40

      you ppl can say anythinggggggggggggg ….
      but TOM is a nice person!
      Dont care about his religion ..
      He was very polite with everybody here, since the maid at the Copacabana Palace.



    41. 41

      Re: _Alice_ – THANKS ALICE, I HAD A FUNNY FEELING WHEN I FIRST READ IT!!!



    42. 42

      Re: Mistress! – STARS 101 WANTS TO TALK TO U!!!!



    43. 43

      and another thing …

      DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MINUTES HE SPENT WITH FANS AT THIS PREMIERE?

      Almost 1 hour ! More that he spent inside the cinema .. which he stayed around 30 minutes and travelled to Mexico.

      MANY celebreties could learn, AT LEAST , this with him.
      ABOUT how to treat PEOPLE!



    44. 44

      QUEER! (Of course!)



    45. 45

      Re: stars101 – HERPES Hilton? LOL !!! Didnt know that yet ..



    46. 46

      … fucking gorgeous!!!



    47. 47

      Re: mitcha – Just looking for recruits. Sounds like he got one! How do you look in blue?



    48. 48

      not worth the time it takes to make up a silly comment…..



    49. 49

      Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – comment 39 I always knew you had a dick! You made up the engagement and bastard baby shit up for attention! I was right! hahahahahaha



    50. 50

      Re: Mistress! – Lmao sad how you got it all wrong… But do enjoy choking on my dick, bitchface…hahahahaha



    51. 51

      Re: stars101 – no offense but you're boring. bring it up a notch and pick a fight with Laskankydiva or Last Star. then I would be happy to show you a TON of HATE!



    52. 52

      Re: stars101 – sorry LAST FELON STAR!



    53. 53

      Corn poop is one of the greatest mysteries in life. When we chew corn, the outer coating slips off the inner kernal. This outer yellow coating is almost entirely cellulose, and is indigestible. It passes through the gut untouched, and emerges looking like a whole kernal, although it is mostly just the outer skin. The inside of the kernal is starchy and digestible, and that is the part that we succeed in chewing up.



    54. 54

      Re: Mistress! – darling nobody is more boring that someone who has to steal someone's name/avie - that's …pathetic….



    55. 55

      COCK ADDICT!



    56. 56

      Re: Mistress! – NO OFFENSE TAKING!



    57. 57

      Now I see why Zac n Vanessa arrived in Rio avoiding to be seen



    58. 58

      giving that blondie the time of her life?



    59. 59

      Tom Cruise is "getting a blow job from a midget just beyond the fence"
      :) :) :) :) :) :)

    60. ~E~ says – reply to this


      60

      I like Modesto's comment "passing out flyers for the next scientology function." LMAO



    61. 61

      not as great as he thinks that he is



    62. 62

      Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – Hi Ladiva!! Nice Ave!!



    63. 63

      is looking for a huge brazilian cock to suck because he is as gay as they cum.



    64. 64

      Tom Cruise is cool



    65. 65

      BATSHIT CRAZY!



    66. 66

      a butt pirate



    67. 67

      hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt



    68. 68

      Confused and on drugs because he thinks he's the fan and the crowd are celebrities.



    69. 69

      dont u guys think that suri would be
      the cutest lil baby in Breaking Dawn????



    70. 70

      GAY!



    71. 71

      a FUCKTARD!!!"

    72. Pike says – reply to this


      72

      A "FUDGE-BACKER".

    73. ganza says – reply to this


      73

      a homo

    74. aky says – reply to this


      74

      I'd still hit it



    75. 75

      A Fuckface!



    76. 76

      coming to get you and kick your fatgay ass!



    77. 77

      confirmiing the rumors that he does not in fact do any of his stunts.

      *awfully ungraceful tommy girl*



    78. 78

      …CRAZIER THAN A SHIT-HOUSE RAT!
      .
      .
      .



    79. 79

      Nuts!



    80. 80

      once again trying to prove he isnt gay by climbing over the rail to jump for vagina..



    81. 81

      LAME

    82. Laxer says – reply to this


      82

      I gotta give it to him…the dude promotes his work!



    83. 83

      having a "Joan Crawford", Hollywood Royalty, movie-star moment.

    84. Koala says – reply to this


      84

      pretending to climb over bars to get to his fans, proving again what a 'down to earth' and 'nice' person he is, in the hopes that people will forget the crazy scientology shit he's involved in.