LezLo & saMAN to get Passionate in Public - For A Price!

Planning on being in Florida for Valentine's Day?
Well, if you'd like to see LezLo hide in the VIP section, listen to saMAN plug in her iPod, and take bets on who will win the ensuing lover's spat, then you should check out Passion Nightclub.
Just don't get caught in the drug-induced crossfire!
P.S. What are the odds of them breaking up before this????















































FIRS?T !
and .. wierd . :S
A bitch has gotta have her coke!
Uch — LezLo. What a waste of a career …
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THEY ARE ON MY PEOPLE TO SHIT ON LIST!
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PUTAS SUCIAS!
2nd!
"P.S. What are the odds of them breaking up before this????"
You tell us, Perez. You said yourself on your book whoring tour that you and Lindsey email each other all the time. Real subtle promotion for another of your friends.
puke
I wood not
take them
in the woods
how
The Odds…hmmm 50/50. Thery are soooo full of shit, and D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E!
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I bet they will be a no show.
i love them but this made me laugh
Lame…..
WHERE IN FLORIDA?
lmao it IS like she plugs in her ipod!! she sucks
Haha, that poster is so "Tipping the Velvet." Very funny.
fuck joe jonas
I might be wrong….but isn't that like a really bad/ugly/weird night club in miami?
I wanna puke!! Lohan's bitch looks like a scared little boy…CREEPY!
Even if they do "break up" before Valentine's Day, they'd probably keep this gig. Lindsay doesn't have a job and could no doubt use the $$$$. She can't let saMan support her indefinitely!
I wonder which one is the top? Come to mama
PLus, didn't they steel this design from Britney's new Circus album????????????????????????????????????????????????
Oh God, this is shiteous. She should have laid super low after her troubles and arrests. It's called flying under the radar and keeping a very low profile. Not shacking up and hanging out with an obvious lesbian. Sorry, your ultra long weave doesn't look good. Get a much shorted do. Drop the butch. Scale it way dow and you may (MAY) have a possibility of making it back. You are a good actress and and have great screen presence.
the odds are better that perez will finally write that book telling the whole story about Uncle pete taking him into the bad tent and making him touch him like auntie may did. poor l"il perez. when will the screaming end parice?
YOU MEAN I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A SECOND HAND HIGH!!! I JUST MAY CHECK IT OUT.IT SHOULD BE SO SPECTACLE I HOPE saMAN SHOWERS FIRST.
AND BURNS THAT HAT!!!!!!!
omg - john mayer just trashed perez big time on tmz||| says perez is stalking him and jenn and that the fat ass whore keeps calling and pining over him and sends him flowers ans teddy bears and little cards - good god perez. get a life. maybe you should go back to slinging hot cakes at the waffle house in miami mario. we know that being diddled makes a kid strange but do you really have to be pathetic too? you live in LA - there's a shrink every 50 feet - get help dude
Re: Jubilee – its not subtle promotion - its called lying - perez has a bit of a pathological lying thing happening and its starting to get a bit outta control
Re: the last star – I'm out. Be good! I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – I JUST GOT BACK FROM A WALK ON THE BEACH.I WISH U WERE THERE WITH ME WALKING HAND IN SO WE COULD PAUSE ANDI COULD HOLD UR FACE IN MY HANDS AND KISS AWAY THE FULL MOON AS IT REFLECTS THE TENDERNESS IN YOUR EYES!!!!!WOULD U MIND?
this site is soooo damn slow - its clear perez hasn't paid the internet bill and can't afford a real site hosting service with more than an atari 64 in the basemant of his asian house boy hop sing's shanghai hut
i started typing this comment in 1963 so hopefully it will post before 2009
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – HI BBB!! BYE BBB!!! I JUST MISSED YOU
SEE YA NEXT TIMEEEEE! WE CAN EXCHANGE OUR LATEST POOP STORIES!
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i used to be a 16 yr old boy when i started posting…now i'm a 65 yr old drag queen - posting here just sucks the life outta you
i can't believe perez censors our posts - that ass whore writes whatever she wants and then restricts the post when one of us puts in an actual fact about that goat
I LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN. but, come on…how do you go from Callum to samantha.?!
Re: the last star – comment 29 what the fuck is wrong with you? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Last Felon Star is fucking nuts! RUN, RUN, RUN
Re: canadianbitch – He's a fucking dick! I submitted a comment earlier - without FUCK in it even, like it would normally have - and he didn't fucking post it!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl – it was a little creepy; a LOT creepy.
Re: poop coming out is fun – Can you take a huge poop on Last Felon Star? thanks
Re: M*I*A*R – Felon Star is human shit. pure waste!
Re: the last star – aww FELON you left! are you having hot sex with a geriatric? take your time you'll need to lift her tits off the floor
Re: the last star – SERIOUSLY ASSHOLE #29??? YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!
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They won't break up anytime soon… they are a very solid couple, since you are that obsessed with this 2 you should know better!!!
JEalous much? They will spend feb 14 together… and you and Teddy get to stay at home and lick each others balls… sound like fun huh?
What are you gonna do about him when PETA people brainwashes you and requires you to set Teddy free???
Re: canadianbitch – lol talking about being desperate… piggy wants to play farm with Mayer!
Hmm, why does this remind me so much of the latest Britney Spears album cover…
why are they using britney's circus theme?
Re: poop coming out is fun – Hey, poop!!! I am so sorry I missed you last night! How are things in Poopyland- I hope you can poop by today and we have a chance to catch up! Happy pooping until we meet again…….
Re: the last star – I love you!
Lmao are u kidding me… this relationship is a joke just like Lindsay's career….
Re: mamajud – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: Pocahontas – Re: the last star – Re: poop coming out is fun – Morning…
So over them.
4 all u haters go 2 hell/oh sorry ur already there
Ill admit that it looks similar to the Circus Album cover, However when I designed this Ad I had never even once looked at her "Circus" Art.
Re: terry101 – No hating, just stating facts… See u in hell…
Again if you like the design, and have the need High Quality design work.
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I have to do this since Perez wont credit the image with my company for some reason.
Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – yea we will see each other n hell then u can eat me
Pathetic
That's more talent than you have you fat f!
Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – oh 1 more thing if u really want 2 eat me and have the balls send add request 2 my space under the name/suicide blonde/see u over there its a great page every 1 has fun hope the sexuall comment dont offend u thogh
That's more talent than you have you fat f!!
That's more talent than you have you fat f!!!
That's more talent than you have you fat f!!!!!!!!!
That's more talent than you have you fat f!!!!!!!!! Did I mention ugly and pedophile too?
That's more talent than you have you fat f!!!!!!!!! Did I mention ugly and pedophile too???
That's more talent than you have you fat f!!!!!!!!! Did I mention ugly and pedophile too??????
Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – sorry didnt know thee were so many with that name the emails/lizzy2u@gmail.com
Ronson did a post-superbowl gig at the Green Iguana in Tampa on Feb 1- $20 cover per person, so she and Lohan must be vacationing in Flroida.
February 4, 11:10 AM
by Krystal Sousa, Tampa Nightlife Examiner
To finish up a weekend of Super Parties, Green Iguana on N. Westshore brought in DJ Samantha Ronson. Known for her tumultuous relationship with Miss Lindsay Lohan (oh, and you know, she released some singles and was once signed to Roc-a-Fella records), she has a strong cult following of those obsessed with gossip websites and dance music. The dance floor remained packed throughout the night, and legions of cute girls swarmed the stage. While Miss Ronson refused to crack a smile (trouble in paradise?), she did crank out some good tunes to keep the Super Bowl hype going until 3 a.m.
Aren't recovering addicts supposed to avoid nightclubs? Then why is this has-been always at them with her dyke? She should just do the world a favor and OD, she is a complete embarrassment to herself.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl – HEY,THE REAL ORCHID GIRL,HOW ARE YOU?IS YOUR ASS STILL TORE UP FROM ALL THOS GUYS WHO GOT THEIR TURN WITH YOU LAST NIGHT.I FIGURED IT MIGHT BE.SO LET ME SEND YOU SOME PREPERATION H FOR THEM HEMROIDS HA,HA,HA,.ANYWAY
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR NEW NAME IS "THE CLOSET GAY" OR BETTER KNOWN AS "ASSUME THE POSITION" WHICH IN YOUR CASE IS BENDING OVER GRABING YOUR ANKLES SO EVERYONE IN THE JAIL
GET A SHOT AT YOUR ASS………HA,HA,HA,………………..FUCKTARD
I'd like to do cocaine with them, and watch them have hot lesbian sex. That would be awesome.
the has been and the lesbian.
How sad!! She really f*cked up her acting career to now being a paid host at parties. Pathetic.
Haha. On valentinez day id rather go to a scary movie. this is tooo scary for me. :O lesbians. kiddin. but hey there such a cute couple.
Maybe SaMAN should start referring to herself as an IJ (short for iPod jockey) and instead of the poster saying "Music by Samantha Ronson", it should say "Music by Samantha Ronson's MP3 player".