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Jewel To Compete On Dancing With The Stars

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According to In Touch Weekly, Jewel has signed on to compete on Dancing With The D-List Stars for its 8th season.

She used to live in a car when she was a homeless teenager. This bitch is in it to win it!!!!

A friend said that Jewel is excited to appear on the show because she loves to dance and that "she's thrilled because of what the show has done for past contestants' bodies."

Jewel or Steve-O or Denise Richards???

Jewel all the way!

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49 comments to “Jewel To Compete On Dancing With The Stars

  1. aj says – reply to this


    1

    Love Jewell.



  2. 2

    Are you sure this isn't a VH-1 show?



  3. 3

    Re: aj – harry luvs aj!



  4. 4

    I hate this woman.
    She is def getting voted off in the 1st ep.



  5. 5

    I'll be watching just to see if they put her in those sexy outfits that show off female bodies. Her tizzies are off the hook.



  6. 6

    my vote is for steve-o for sure!



  7. 7

    Re: aj – I don't know why but I have the urge to lick that shit off your face and then apply some of my own.



  8. 8

    Jewell is cool!!! but I don't watch that show……



  9. 9

    Those are some great "fuck me" pumps!



  10. 10

    Re: mama of two – Mornin' mama, yeah, the tango with a firecracker in his ass, good stuff!



  11. 11

    Love that show….Canadian chick……..nice ( @ ) ( @ ) ……… :o )



  12. 12

    Team Denise!



  13. 13

    snaggle tooth.



  14. 14

    Re: harrybalsac – LOL
    he would liven up that lame ass show!



  15. 15

    Re: Meat eater and beater – I love them. Fuckface won't post my comment about them though.



  16. 16

    Jewel is like a plate of pancakes, short & stacked!

  17. aj says – reply to this


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    Re: harrybalsacRe: harrybalsac – lmao I luvs you too. I would share my face paint with you.



  18. 18

    Re: M*I*A*R – Did you type Sh0es? That is a banned word for some stupid reason!



  19. 19

    Re: aj – XOXO!



  20. 20

    Damn. Here I always thought she was never a sell-out. wrong!



  21. 21

    Re: Meat eater and beater – HAAAAAAAAAAAa



  22. 22

    Re: harrybalsac – What kind of gay fucking shit is that? I can say dick fucking cum sucker but I can't type sh0es. FUCKING GAYER THAN ALL HELLLLLL.

  23. Java says – reply to this


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    Can't believe she'd became this sort of celebrity.. She used to be a folk singer, a poem writer in the late 90's, What the hell happened to her???



  24. 24

    Now that is the sexiest woman to come out of Alaska! look at those legs, damn im hungry



  25. 25

    Re: aj – I must warn you though sweetie, harry's face paint only cums in one color.



  26. 26

    Re: M*I*A*R – ???????? Me & Letty found that out a few months ago, wierd!

  27. J.Mo says – reply to this


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    I wanted to see K.Fed dance, uh wasn't he a dancer?



  28. 28

    Re: harrybalsac
    can we fukin watch???Re: Long Dong Connery
    luv the jewel, know
    all of her old shit..



  29. 29

    Re: M*I*A*R – i think it's so we can't talk shit about those flowery red ones flashing on the left



  30. 30

    Re: harrybalsac
    coz of G.W.
    we made fun
    of him..



  31. 31

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Maybe Dong will paint your face too!



  32. 32

    Re: mamajud – (wink)



  33. 33

    Re: M*I*A*R – He's probably too busy sucking the cream out of his 3rd box of twinkies. You know breakfast is the most important meal of the day!



  34. 34

    If Jewel really IS going to be on "Dancing With The Stars," I would actually consider watching– :)



  35. 35

    Re: Long Dong Connery – *blushing*



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  37. 37

    wtf isn't she too famous for this garbage?



  38. 38

    Haven't watched it in a while, but wouldn't it be great if she had a second breakdown right in the middle of one of her dance routines? Where are all the crazies? These people are getting boring



  39. 39

    Re: mamajud – I do like the brown wooden heels ones. The red ones like like SHITE



  40. 40

    Re: M*I*A*R – those are cute……i'm glad the fug peacock tights are finally gone…..i wouldn't put them on a toddler



  41. 41

    Re: mamajud – You got it! I wouldn't clean up dog shit with those fucked up things! Good grief!



  42. 42

    That stage is going to be awful wet. I hope that she doesn't slip and break something.



  43. 43

    "She used to live in a car when she was a homeless teenager. This bitch is in it to win it!!!!"
    What on earth do you have against teens living in a car??? At least she never had to wear a chicken suit from EL Pollo Loco like ARmpitt did or crossed the ocean in a PVC boat to arrive ilegally to the US - Miami like the Queer of all Media… and now he has the nerve to say he is from Miami… lol last time I checked Cuba is NOT Miami!



  44. 44

    I have to see the whole cast first. But, I like Jewel.



  45. 45

    all three suck…they all are foul-mouthed and disrespectful and i'm not looking forward to seeing any of them



  46. 46

    I love Jewel!! Maybe I'll actually watch the show now!



  47. 47

    Eat her latke sprinkled with dried alaskan jerky.
    She's gay, right?



  48. 48

    I saw Jewel in concert once and she is "Fabulous". A real must see. I bet she can dance too.



  49. 49

    Jewel told me tonight personally that she AND Ty are gonna be on the show…

    I'm not lying.