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Perez Has A Boyfriend???

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    68 comments to “Perez Has A Boyfriend???”



    1. 1

      I don't know,you know



    2. 2

      Boyfriend you mean you're left hand doughboy



    3. 3

      who is ZE? who knows. first



    4. 4

      WE ALREADY KNOW PUTO…TEDDY!



    5. 5

      OMG, would you get some counseling to get over your man-crush on Zac Efron???? He's a BOY, for God's sake, this borders on pedophelia. I'm surprised he hasn't sued you yet.



    6. 6

      Doubt it, gremlin



    7. 7

      I don't know ,you know



    8. 8

      Perez' new "boyfriend" is probably the foot long turd he shot out his dumper this morning. Rumor has it they're madly in love.



    9. 9

      NICE…HOMOTARD………..



    10. 10

      HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHO IS REALLY TEDDY! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY MORON!



    11. 11

      lmao, fat bastard. No sex in 2 years? hah!



    12. 12

      Re: LondonHockeyGurL – Nice……….



    13. 13

      Funny because you actually have become more famous than Paris Hilton

      Congrats Perezito!



    14. 14

      I would have guessed T.H.!!!



    15. 15

      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HAHAHAHA! I SAID THE SAME THING!



    16. 16

      Fuck you homo.



    17. 17

      congrats babes!!!



    18. 18

      Good for you !!! NOW some pics pls



    19. 19

      Uhum? You and Zac efron. Yea riiight xD



    20. 20

      ZE???? Yeah right!!!



    21. 21

      BOOOOOOOOOO



    22. 22

      Youre SUCH a tease, PH!!! Loves you!



    23. 23

      Zach Efron is gay, so it makes sense. But you're too dirty for him. I bet he likes pretty boys. And you are not.



    24. 24

      Re: LettyB – HOLA LETTY! GREAT MINDS AND GOOD TIMES!



    25. 25

      WTF



    26. 26

      Re: _Alice_ – Sier gute………



    27. 27

      PEREZ IS A VIRGIN



    28. 28

      YOUR PATHETIC
      .
      ZAC EFRON WOULDNT COME WITHIN 3000 FEET OF YOU



    29. 29

      Wait a second. My BFs initials are ZE and we cuddle up each night watching High School Musical together! This better not be the same guy or we're going to have to take this outside Misses.



    30. 30

      ZE? oh so I see your datin Zac Efron what happened to that other girl?



    31. 31

      Re: Listen To Mayday Parade! – and Mario knows it!!!!!



    32. 32

      Faggez, the only boyfriend you'd ever get is the man you pay. Did you buy a rubber blow-up doll? Who'd go ever out with something with a face like your's? Or with the mental health like yours? You're just disguisting and will grow old and die alone. Ge zijt nen degoutante rondello



    33. 33

      The picture they took of you is fantastic!! You look great and your eyes pop!



    34. 34

      And I'm really a Ball Gravy Tycoon! RIGHT!



    35. 35

      God perez you could lose all the weight in the world and your still not gunna get laid because people like personality and you don't have one

      I'm going to pray for you Perez just like your mother but my prayer is going to be for you to get over yourself Zac Efron will never go for you look in the mirror



    36. 36

      Re: LondonHockeyGurL – How do you know? He might use his right.



    37. 37

      gross!!, but should tell us!



    38. 38

      Re: TheTruth – And all of your chins are visible and perky too!



    39. 39

      you went to NYU? shit perez! good for you!



    40. 40

      LOL ZACH EFRON LOLOL you're so funny perez i love you.



    41. 41

      wow, your real name is mario?
      Where did the 'perez' come from?



    42. 42

      YAYY Perez!! Congrats :)
      I think you should tell your loyal readers who it is!
      You gossip about other people and now we want to gossip about you ;)



    43. 43

      Perez, I am so happy for you that you have a boyfriend. I know you are El Cubano and a cousin of Fidel Castro (just kidding). You are all over the place. I thought you have an army of people doing your site. I cannot believe it, Darling, that you get up every day at 4am to work. Somehow, I can't swallow it.
      Andrew
      Dubai



    44. 44

      good for you Perez, it's always nice to have someone to cuddle up with at night or anytime….peace and love ya'll



    45. 45

      Zac Effron or how ever you spell it. But come on now perez… that's not cool.



    46. 46

      You are too cute Perez! Let's get coffee sometime when I'm in LA!!



    47. 47

      DO YOU REALLY HAVE A BF?



    48. 48

      The only part I believe to be true is the facial part…and I don't mean at a salon.



    49. 49

      Re: harrybalsac – And I run a yeast factory…cottage cheese is my specialty!!



    50. 50

      Re: andre.lempicki – He doesn't have a boyfriend. He was kidding and told the site or whatever that he is dating Zac Efron. You're all so gullible.



    51. 51

      HE WANTS YOUR MONEY MUAHAHAHA



    52. 52

      waait i don't get it…was the [joking] indicating what you said before or after it was a joke? well i def know the after part you were kidding but the part before seemed kind of serious? haha ANYWAYS if you were being serious then good for you and i hope it goes along nicely! we would all love to know who it is of course, but let us know when you are ready and the relationship at that solid stage! anddd you might have been kidding so i sound like a dumbass right now so i'll stop talking now hah



    53. 53

      What a bunch of haters you have! Fattys and uglys and losers, Oh My! Congrats P!



    54. 54

      Zac Efron? he's so gross looking, I don't know how anybody would find him attractive



    55. 55

      OMG Perez Hiulton is GAY????!!!!???? WTF….i had no clue!:)



    56. 56

      Yeah i agree….youdo have too much of a vulgar mouth for a ZE kinda gay man



    57. 57

      You haven't been laid since 2007? It has nothing to do with your looks, Perez. Fact is, people are scared to date you because they're afraid of you trashing them and blabbing all sorts of intimite details if they piss you off or if it don't work out.



    58. 58

      Then again, I bet you have some closeted celeb giving you a "hand" as you blog. You're Perez Hilton!



    59. 59

      This interview is sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fake it makes me wanna puke in your shitty mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    60. 60

      FALSE… Piggy you where born in CUBA… Cuba is NOT Miami… you are a douche, then you go and criticise Jess Alba??? HOW DARE YOU!!
      This interview is sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fake it makes me wanna puke in your shitty mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    61. 61

      You fucking wish, hahah, fat, ugly, loser, lives with his dog. if you had a boyfriend it would be a handicapped retard on crack who needs 15 mins of fame.



    62. 62

      you haven't gotten laid since 2007. HAHAAHAHA
      sucks being a fat boy eh?
      hes not actually dating Zac Efron people, that why its says "[joking]"
      geez, read properly!



    63. 63

      Re: Charmer –

      Zac Efron is 21! That isn't a "boy". jesus christ! Use google!

    64. sky74 says – reply to this


      64

      David a real man !



    65. 65

      How could you get a boyfriend, your seriously one of the ugliest people ive ever seen on the internet. Im sure it wont last, with you being the hopeless bloodsucking leech that you are. I wish you well, bob saget. Friend of of a friend.



    66. 66

      ZE=that guy must be one desperate actor to be banging that Cuban pile of grossness!



    67. 67

      COME ON PEREZITO SAY THE HOLE GOSSIP, WITH EXACT DETAILS PLS..



    68. 68

      UHHH BY THE WAY, IS THE PERSON IN QUESTION AWARE OF IT???