Jennifer Aniston Is Ready For Thanksgiving Dinner
Jennifer Aniston must have taken a hit from Phelps' bong because she thought this was a good idea.
The "uncool" actress is set to star in a movie called…wait for it….
The Baster.
The movie is a "fertility themed" comedy in which Aniston plays a best friend to Jason Batemen, a "neurotic and insecure man," who replaces a donor's sperm with his own, secretly impregnating Maniston.
We couldn't write this ourselves!
Why does Maniston seem so bent on career suicide?
Is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix hoax?
Is this a major hint to John Mayer?
Couldn't she have just sent him a text?
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I LOVE the idea. The title is hysterical!
OMG! Was I really first?
Seems interesting and funny!
I LOVE jen! stop picking on her.
Re: debb!e – well holy fucking shit how amazing you must feel
now if only she got basted then thrown in the oven……cause then id definitly see that shit
NO ONE WANTS A OLD SKANK!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ!!!!!
Talk about Selena KKK GOMEZ and his racist comment about Mexicans on tV Guide.
She and Miley can make their own Mickey Mouse Nazi Club.
I am 100% confident that if you two ever met in a dark alley, she would pound your ass down to the pavement while you squealed like a little piggy Mario.
Ill be the first if not the last to say it
The Baster-D!
Why is it that you call her "Maniston"????? She is absolutely GORGEOUS! I can't wait to see her new movie. I'll let you know how good it is!!!!!! Ps…you're ugly….not Jen!
Perezy.
I just don't get why you don't like Jen, she's beautiful.
You betta recognize baby.
What the fuck is that drawing weirdo?
hey perez interns: its spelled bateman.
seriously. i know perez is busy, but can we please honor his legacy on this site and not taint and tarnish him any further than how badly this site has been as of late? thanks. ITS BATEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. NOT MEN. THERES ONLY ONE. JUSTINE DOESNT COUNT. christ.
Jen is amazing
this sounds like a dark comedy and she's smart for getting involved.. Jason Bateman! AMAZING!!
I LOVED he's just not that into you p.s.!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HER?
Oh my god I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Why is she always playing such a whiny bitch character? It makes me think of her that way in real life even years after her whiny breakup with Brad!
This dear girl needs to take a nice long absence of leave so that her fans can miss her a little bit. Too much overexposure is her problem.
I love Jen, why do you hate her soooo much!?
I really dont know what you have against Jennifer because i honestly love her
and the movie sounds like its going to be good
ill see it
That storyline was on All My Children like 10 years ago. They ripped it off. It works on a SOAP OPERA, but it's a little silly for a feature film. But I LOVE Jason Bateman. I haven't seen a Jennifer Aniston movie since The Object of My Affection, and I don't think I'll start now, even though Jason Bateman is in it.
Get over yourself Piggy… Jen is beautiful, talented and ANYTHING she does turns to GOLD!!! Never ever question her decisions, she is goal driven and she knows what she is doing… let's wait and watch the movie and how it goes for her in the boxoffice… I am sure way better than Skeletina's ones…
TEAM JEN FOREVER!!!!
Has anyone else noticed her face has gotten a little fuller lately?
WHY PIGGY HATES JEN:
He hates her cause she is a talented actress that can get whatever she wants in Hollywood and is always on mags covers that are totally sold out in secs… His feud with her started when she began dating Loser Mayer… the publicity whore made out with Piggy HIlton on camera just so he gets sloopy 10 seconds of free publicity… that kiss was really important for Perez and he hoped their "relationship" will last longer until Jen came in the picture… for that same reason he hates Jess Simpson cause she was also involved with Mayer…
I love jen!! feel like she's been given a bad rap. she doesnt keep bringing up the whole brad-ang thing other people do then she get's racked over for responding… pisses me off…. last time it was brought up wasnt it in fact angie that talked to the papers first!!!???
Perez you are such an idiot, it actually hurts.
it sounds soooo funny when are you going to get it perez people dont value your opinion.you tried the same with marley and me and it was the number one opening movie of ALL time your a fucking fat stupid ugly lonely bastard.
SELENA GOMEZ: THE DISNEY CUTTER OFFENDED MEXICANS FOR CALLING THEM BLACK PEOPLE AND SAYING THAT SHE WILL LOOK MEXICAN WHILE FILMING DOWN THERE!!!!
What a lil bitch… you need to get all the scoop Piggy!!!
SELENA GOMEZ: THE DISNEY CUTTER OFFENDED MEXICANS CALLING THEM BLACK PEOPLE AND SAYING THAT SHE WILL LOOK MEXICAN WHILE FILMING DOWN THERE!!!!
What a lil bitch… you need to get all the scoop Piggy!!! !
A good spanking would sort her out.
Re: Countess Spanktacular – ha ha ha thats fucking stupid what about those other two attention whores if i see angies boney fish face once more ill throw up.
Re: sailormoon – whens the last whine she played???WHEN????
This is the kind of movie that her core fans like. She's not about to take chances with her career to do challenging roles. The other thing is, she is afraid of failure. I'm sure her relationship or lack of with her mom for most of her life had something to do with that. Some people just don't get over it with their mom constantly telling them they were ugly as they grew up. Which also explains the 20 plus years of therapy and failure to launch another serious relationship. For the record, I don't think she is ugly, she is attractive. she's good at what she does, not saying she's a particularly good actress, but she knows how to position herself with what she has. i do hope in 10 years she's moved on in her career though.
I love her and I love him. Stop picking on her. The movie could be hilarious.
Hey Perez..at least Jen's movies make money, unlike A.J.'s (Changeling) LOL!! But hey, Kung Fu Panda made a shit load of money. Maybe A.J. should stick to voiceovers, because her face and bod aint making money on the big screen anymore. Career suicide?? I think Changeling was career suicide…LOL!!!
Re: Kate27 –
comment #30 :
:O Are you serious?
isn't she 75% mexican?
what a bitch
You are very, very, VERY nasty Perez.
Sounds cool!! I just watched her new movie, it was so awsome, everyone should go see it this weekend =]
You're just bitter because:
A. She's more successful than you
B. She's way better looking than your Angelina
C. She has way more class than you and your Angelina
D. She's dating John Mayer
E. She's got an amazing body
There. You're welcome.
Forever hot!!! Madonna…take a lesson
just lose that john mayer thing (ewwwwwwww) and please seek better!!! loving you!
she is much cooler than you. I think you're just bitter because she continues to prove it.
Stop picking on her Perez.
Jen just likes to pick stuff that could relate to her, ie the break up, he's not that into you, and now this. who CARES if you think it's a disaster, she just wants to have some fun.
ok, I know you hate her and all but why career suicide? the dog movie went well and the he's not that into you has a good cast and looks kinda cool i'll probably do well too…..relax GOD! seriously perez says she is a lil crying girl but perez sounds like that when talking about her :S
She's as deep as a puddle,so is her acting ability…another stupid role.
I think the break up did well too but I leved her in along came polly!
Re: jojo123 – Dear I dont recall the last time Angie or Brad appeared nude on a magazine cover to promote their movie.
She needs a holiday and to let it go. Her husband is with someone else.
You need to let it go too. And you need a good spanking.
Re: aj – LOL!!!
Career suicide?????? Why do you hate her so much. Do we have to remind you of her most recent movie????? The people like her….as much as you try to change their/our minds. She's a good egg. Is it just because she sued you??? Is it your love for Angelina. I don't get that. Jennifer has more class than A no matter how you try to spin it. She'll never be in an Oscar category we all know that but who cares. Will Brad or Angie really ever win again? I think not.
I don't think Jen's a good actress but then again neither is Angelina despite her nomination and previous win. (I would never have voted for her, in Girl Interrupted she basically just played herself - why get an award for that??) I do think AJ's lips do her acting for her, watching them undulate throughout her movies is kind of mesmerizing. I just saw The Good Shepherd the other day, HUGE lipzillas! That said, The Baster sounds pretty stupid. But you gotta admit girlfriend looks fabulous for 40!
She is very uncool. Snappish personality, cute but not that cute, talented but not that talented. On the whole, she's no Angelina.
oh, perez.
when will you learn that most of your readers adore her? you should try and appeal to the opinions of your readers. keep shitting on slutty cyrus or boyance, but leave jen alone!
BE NICE.
Re: Countess Spanktacular –
yeah okay, we can't remember seeing angie or brad posing nude…but perhaps breastfeeding? shut-y.
It took me a long time to realize that disgusting doodle was a turkey baster. Stick to writing Perez. You'll go hungry if you try to make a living as an illustrator.
Shut up perez…jennifer is great!
I don't get at ALL why this would be career suicide??? It sounds funny and Jason Bateman is gold. Perez you're just HOPING so that maybe your calls of her impending doom will finally happen, cuz lately she's on fire.
you are an ass.
get over yourself
oh seriously perez? enough is enough. get over john mayer already. look they guy was nice to you for 5 seconds. do you have to go all single white asshore on him? no wonder fags get such a bad name. catty is an understatement. pathetic is an understatement at this point. let the man live in [eace and leave his girlfriend alone. yes i said it and maybe when you have finished a few sessions of therapy and get to step 4, you can say it to. she is his girlfriend and you are a pathetic, fat, buck toothed, hideos, old, barely human, wildebeasy with jowls, too much cheap hair product, bad streaks and no chance in hell that john mayer would even wipe his face on your sleeve. although the cheap material might chafe his chin so i dont blame him - get a kife perez
john mayer lost a bet, kissed asswhore perez, had himself fumigated and now poor jen has to suffer because the 300 lb nanct boy cant see the difference between reality and the little love scenes he plays over and over in his head - for christ's sake, mario, when are you gonna get a grip. this ridiculous torch you are carrying for john mayer is getting out of control. no wonder you cant get laid. no one would want to go near you. never mind the nastiness of the visual experience, and the smell, but just what kind of life would they have when they try to leave to go to work? stalking, oining, begging, catti text messages? what are you 12? youre too fat to be a 12 yr old girl perez. and your too fugly for a man so what the hell are you? pathetic asswhore - thats basically it
hey perez did you have a deal with brad pitt that if you bust on Maniston he'll let you lick his asshole?
no, you couldn't write it yourself, as shown by your so called 'book' . as for the story line, in replacing sperm with your own, this has happened. A few fertility doctors have down it, one did it with all his patients. And some women use the turkey baster as a way to help nature along.
I like the idea. whose jason batemen though? If he's not a good actor then it'll suck
Uh yeah, anyone with half a brain knows that if Jason Bateman is in it, then it will probably be a really funny dark comedy. Stop trying to make it sound like a Lifetime movie.
Love Bateman and Aniston. I'm so sorry for you Perez, you are such a hater. You're pathetic.
MAN FACE IS SOOOOOOOO BORING!!!
Re: gorgeousdoll – Yep she is like half mexican half italian but i guess she is more bounded to her italian heritage… wondering if Piggy will come up with a name to her like he did with Jessica Alba… something like: Selena Don't call me latina or a cutter Gomez… what a douche!
Really, Perez! I just don't understand your hatred for MIZ Jennifer Aniston?! She is one of my favorite actress and nobody is telling me differently! Just fuckin' leave her alone, you fat fuck!
am i the only one that hates that outfit!!>!>!>!?!
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Ay Perezito! TMZ already broke the story. Anyway, Jenny needs to dump John Mayer already.
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Can I just say the Jen ROCKED IT in "He's just not that into you" I like her now…..
i love jen, movie sounds funny, fuck off perez
you are one sick, fat fuck for doing that to her pic or to anyone else's when you'd drink it by the gallon if anyone would let you. what a stupid fuck you are!
She looks like Hilary Clinton in that pant suit.
Whatevah
Hey. She's working; AND she's working with Jason Bateman. Enough said there.
Not every actress chooses their roles strictly with Oscar in mind. She's a good comedic actress with fine timing, and with Bateman's skills in this neurotic role, that might be quite the hilarious set. This movie has a quirky premise and sounds like it could be funny. I'd go.
Re: sparkys nemesis – Jen is the definition of cool. Who are you working for?
JEN IS AWESOME. STOP DISSING HER. SHE'S FAB IN COMEDYS, SHE'S DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST
. ALSO DOESN'T EVEN SOUND THAT BAD COULD BE A QUITE FUNNNNY!
peres. suck your dick.
sounds like a funny movie with a funny plot…it's just a movie perez. you know….unlike real life. GET A LIFE PEREZ…..
Why are her boobs down to her stomach? Gross…
OMG, you just don't give up! That movie sounds like fun! She will be great in it!!!!
Re: Kate27 – #27
You are absolutely right!!! He hates the ladies that have been involved with his "boyfriends": Jennifer, Jessica and Vanessa! I don't know why he hates Miley so much, maybe he wishes he could wear what she wears…..
He has made me admire all those girls with his stupid hate……
I love Jen!
She is old and skanky and does cutesy roles. Jennifer should do more spinster aunt roles - more age appropirate. She is so over… why is she an A lister?
lay off jennifer aniston.
shes not the devil and her ex and his domestic partner are not saints.
she is so desperate as octo-mom!
i don't want to sound like a prude but is this even aloud to be a movie title?
PEREZ, when you hate this woman on the picture (I won't say her name!) I love you even more!!
Such a boring woman….who likes to be calles Pitt-EX! Such an embarressment for Hollywood!
ok then
Good she finally gave up on her unreasonable quest for OSCARS and stay a B-romcom star racking in more cash. Only if she realized she isn't Kate Winslet and didn't neglect her marriage, Brad might have stayed with her. PITY.
Perez get someone else to hate on- your material is old!!
'Career suicide'..well no, there is only one person guilty of committing this and that's you Mario. Your site has been going hell drastically what with all the spelling mistakes, bad article writing and constant bashing of certain celebrities and the ass kissing of certain others..People are getting BORED! Jennifer is more successfull then you will ever be Fatfuck, so lay off!!
love love her movies
that actually sounds like a hilarious movie plot!! i'd rather see it with someone else than jennifer aniston in the role, but jason bateman is funny as hell. i bet it will be good
Wow that idea has only been used 100 times on daytime soaps. Desperate much, Man?
That actually sounds funny and I think her and Jason Bateman would work very well together.
Seriously, lay off of Jennifer Aniston. It's getting old. Her husband cheated on her. Her marriage ended. It sucks. People keep asking about it and all she said about it was that it was "uncool."
You keep saying she's ridiculous b/c she keeps bringing it up but you can't seem to get over it and keep bringing up one quote from an interview in like November.
You also, apparently, can't seem to get over the fact that John Mayer supposedly kissed you and yet, you didn't have any semblance of a relationship with him. So, why are you so hard on a woman who talks about her relationship with someone she was married to for a few years when asked about it?
I will take a hit on Michael Phelps' bong or any other part of him. As far as JA, she is doing the best she can…her dramatic skills run all the way from A to B!
This is going to be an amazing movie! Jason Bateman AND JEnnifer Aniston?! I couldn't ask for a better duo