Jennifer Aniston Is Ready For Thanksgiving Dinner
Jennifer Aniston must have taken a hit from Phelps' bong because she thought this was a good idea.
The "uncool" actress is set to star in a movie called…wait for it….
The Baster.
The movie is a "fertility themed" comedy in which Aniston plays a best friend to Jason Batemen, a "neurotic and insecure man," who replaces a donor's sperm with his own, secretly impregnating Maniston.
We couldn't write this ourselves!
Why does Maniston seem so bent on career suicide?
Is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix hoax?
Is this a major hint to John Mayer?
Couldn't she have just sent him a text?
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Re: canadianbitch –
ohhhh so that's why Perez hates Jennifer so much??? Cuz he wants Mayer??? ICK…
she looks pretty fat
Leave Jen alone! You are a fat, jealous pig, Perez. You eny her, because she is popular, rich, succesful and fucks a hot young guy. She can choose to star in whatever movies she likes, because with the money she made from 'Friends' she may never have to work again. She does it just for fun and people still like her as an actress and watch her movies.
stop ripping on jennifer aniston, perez. she's more successful then you'll ever be
Don't be so hard on her! She's super cute and working hard. Jason Bateman rocks too. Be SUPPORTIVE, Perez!!!!
The original short story was by Jeffrey Eugenides (Virgin Suicides and Middlesex) and published in the The New Yorker. So no I don't think you could have written it yourself and it will probably be extremely entertaining. Plus in a bad economy, comedies tend to do better. Oh and Jason Batemen is awsome and can do no wrong.
WON THE BOX OFFICE AGAIN HA HA HA FUCK YOU FAT FUCKER PEREZ.
haha. Art imitates life.
i love that suit she is wearing..