Jessica Simpson Admits She Sucks
As we mentioned earlier, Jessica Simpson had one hell of a shiteous concert Thursday night in Michigan.
She stopped during songs, forgot her own lyrics, and had so many mess-ups you have to wonder what's going on with her.
The singer is rapidly slipping down to rock bottom!
Well, today her reps are hard at work trying to squash away any rumors of a "meltdown."
Simpson's publicist offers the lame excuse that "Jessica had an off night. She's a perfectionist and wanted to start some songs over. She always wants to give the best performance for her fans."
If she's a "perfectionist", wouldn't that mean she would have practiced her songs several times and gotten them right the first time performing?
We don't know any perfectionists that forget the lyrics to their own songs.
We want a better excuse!
Blame Jack - Daniels!
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no shiet, sherlock
Sounds like dad is creating a Britanny style melt down
Poor Jessica, how d-list she has become
She never had the talent that her father needs for his support.
Get a JOB Joe!!!
She should have stuck it out with Nick - together they were something - alone they are nothing! Stupid Papa Joe!
But nice boobies!Shake em Jesse!
Alright already, leave her alone..
But does she swallow?
Lg sucks big ballz and likes it….
Has she admitted she is fat yet?
Does she suck as bad as katy perry? cuz she sucks a million donkey balls.
You're an asshole. Perhaps she was off her game because she's been having to defend herself from jerkoffs like you who have been giving her shit all week for putting on a few lbs.
Lol, that'd be cool if she pulled a britney -
out of nowhere she starts getting mad at
everyone and does crazy things.
Would that revive her career?
Or was it just meant to be over?
I always liked ashlee's songs better.
The only thing she was good at was
playing dumb. LOL
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Leave Jessica alone!!! She is so sweet!!!!!
she is upset because she just realized that she has NO TALENT AND TONY HOMO IS GOING TO DUMP HER…
WHY WOULD HE WANT TO BE WITH A FAT ASS WHEN HE COULD BE WITH A SUPERMODEL OR hell even a cheerleader will do they are skinny/fit…
Nobody would care how shitty she sings if she took her top off.
Or maybe she's distracted by tony romo or whatever his name is.
He sucks she needs to dump him,
she can do better.
I don't think she's fat.
im not a fan of jessica, but i think you should just leave her alone. as long as your blog and other similar ones keep badgering her about being "fat" (which is completely ridiculous and untrue), she will continue to be distracted.
I wish she'd just retire early. Only 10 yr old girls, horny young guys and hill billies like her
IS SHE REFERING TO HER SINGING?
Scream it from the mountaintops fatty!!!!!
She doesn't suck!!! She may not be great but she isn't HORRIBLE either…
EVERYONE just leave her the hell alone!!!
What is everyone trying to do? Make her commit suicide? She is a beautiful, talented, young woman who has an awesome man that loves her.
What more could anyone ask for?!
You are all screwed up mentally… LEAVE HER ALONE…
ah, what good drinking alcohol before a live performance does
NEXT!
Re: the last star – No…….
Re: localsavage – Let's hope so, when are the beaver pix coming? Soon I hope, just don't shave your head Jess, only the cooter!
Oh What the F&@K!…homegurl is doing her thing with or without "HATERS!"… obviosuly there's more "HATE" going on about her…Get over yourself!Keep rock'n your crowd J.S….you aight gurl!
You're a fuckin' idiot Mr. Perez.
Re: LaDiva LG has been bitchslapped by Diva – 14 You said that already.
Leave her alone Mario. You must have been picked on as a kid & now its time for your revenge. Classy.
If she is serious and she really said she sucks, would you have her call me?
I feel bad for the girl. Her dad is nothing but a charlatan and a pimp (what do you expect from an ex-minister?). She needs to leave the spotlight, get her act together and come back. She's opening for shitty bands for the love of Zeus!
can we leave her alone i think you still rock jessica
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – HA HA….I SAW YOUR FACE TODAY IN THE CLOUDS,IT WAS THE FACE OF AN ANGEL.BUT IT SLOWLY DISSAPATED AND I BECAME SAD!!!
She was probably just sleepy after eating a large pizza, a box of Mallowmars, large fries, a bowl of chili and a large Diet Coke.
She has too much money now and probably doesnt care anymore.
She seemes lasy on her reality show, the cried when the studio asked her to re-sing a song.
what a baby she is, spoiled celebrity
Poor Jessica
She had a bad performance because she probably feels really self conscious due to negative reaction to her weight gain. I personally found it to be an over reaction by the media and whom ever else jumped onto the bandwagon. So what the girl gained some weight? People need to quit being so obsessive about weight.
Re: the last star – Hey, love! That is so sweet. I'm sorry I missed you last night, but you have your hands full anyways. LOL
Love you!!!
I don't agree with all the shit about her weight hat's been going around on the web. But this bitch has gotten sloppy! It's not the first time and I doubt it'll be the last! She needs to step up her A game, or C game or whatever status Perez as deemed fitting for her.
Jessica needs to lose Romo. She also needs to remember that her money is a result of her looks, so she needs to lose the weight, fast! DADDY JOE is a pervert who's used his daughter. JOEY needs to get a real F'g job of his own! That sorry a-hole.
I think she's finally in a relationship that she's comfortable in so she and tony are enjoying lots of steak and beer. Good for her. She still can't sing though.
She over sings and looks like she's in horrific pain.
Re: harrybalsac – 17 so true!
"If she's a "perfectionist", wouldn't that mean she would have practiced her songs several times and gotten them right the first time performing?"
you're an asshole, perez. yes, jessica is probably a perfectionist, but she's also had to deal with a lot lately.
i don't even like that kind of music, but i know enough to say that it's mean to kick people when they are down. do we want another britney meltdown? or another skeleton like lindsay lohan walking around?
be nice.
Any woman here saying that Jessica isn't overweight is a FATASS. Jessica is overweight and needs to lose it fast if she wants keep making money. Sorry, ladies, but that's a fact. SO…get off your fatass's and lose some weight!!!!!
BTW, Jessica?, quit Romo BEFORE he quits you. Save your public ass.
Look on the bright side of things…she's not Amy Winehouse.
Isn't the reason she acted like that was cause Romo dumped her? That would be the logical explanation.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – I just figured we wouldn't even have been able to have a conversation.How's your day going?
Were you sick the other day when you said you were at home most of the day?Yeah I knew it was going to happen again.It's so funny he's always contradicting himself!!!!
O, and Perez, noone "sucks" more than you, a-hole! UGH!
Re: PUAinNYC – PREACH IT!
Re: PUAinNYC – In case you live under a rock, the "shitty band" she's opening for is one of the tops in album sales, concert tickets, etc. in any genre over the last few years. Go buy a clue.
Re: the last star – No, I just had that day off from work- which is so rare!- so I just stayed home.
I saw The Lucky Ones- loved it!!!
P.S. I don't mind being your "slut"…. LOL!!!!
Damn Mario perez your just rippin her a new asshole arent you?!!?? Damn lay off already
I feel for her! I think her dad had more to do with her divorce than we thought. I think her family turned HOLLYWOOD and brained washed her to dump Nick. And now, we see a very unhappy, lonely girl. I think she rushed her divorce and is now kicking herself for it. It just made her career take a HUGE nose dive!
I don't mean to jump on the bash Jessica bandwagon, but she does not have a good voice, she never has. She wouldn't even make it on to American idol. Just stating the facts.
Go away Jessica!!!!
To be honest I never really liked Jessica that much but even I feel a teeny weeny bit sorry for her. I mean her boyfriends ex is Carrie Underwood for gods sake. And im not being mean but how the hell is she ever supposed to match up to her talent or looks wise. She is obviously insecure with her relationship (checking phone logs) ring any bells!!!!! That actually made me cringe for her. Even though the magazine was 6 months previous + Jess wasn't even with him then it still must have knocked her confidence. It's all gone wrong since she split with Nick they were like the Americas sweethearts, and she was a very silly girl letting him go.
totally useless so is her
cokehead sister.
just say no.
the whole family sux.
finally you found that out !!!!!!!!
ahahha
better late than never i guess .
hey , she should leave l.a along with the beckhams and take her sister with her .
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – I'm glad you liked the movie.I don't mind that you don't mind being my slut….
call jenny!
She just needs to stay out of the media for a bit. Take a nice break, get herself together & find out which direction she wants to go. She should probably stop letting her father meddle, too.
What a baby! Does she think that she is the only performing artist (and I use that term loosly) that has "off nights"? I'm sure many performers have off nights, but manage to finish their performances because theyare "PROFESSIONALS".
Jessica "had a bad time lately", sorry, it doesn't fly - the Palestinians are having a bad time lately. Curtains please!
She is a lip syncer and her ho down dancer sister have no talent. They have both been exposed as no talent, surgically enhanced bobblr heads….why does this surprise anyone?
Perez you need to sign up for school again cause she didn't say that she sucks!!! True, she had a rough week with everyone talking about her weight and mocking her… you know it's challenged to go through life being an overweight person… you experienced that your whole life and still you have people pointing at you and making fun of your huge self so just give her a break! Stop twisting her words and let her go for good! She is talented and has a pretty voice, she was exhausted and recognized that her performance was not the best!!!
Your attempts to make her fail just drives us to be more sympathetic of her!!! She is a good soul and she will overcome this situation soon… STFU stupid PIG and care about your own looks!
Get a clue - nobody likes you Jessica! Go Away, you're finished. Leave our quarterback alone.
Re: peppa – Perez is a fat pig that can't get over the fact that kids used to make fun of him at school and is giving Jess a hard time cause he knows she has the looks of a school Queen… he is a nasty unloved Pig who needs to bug others to feel acceptance…
Okayyy really. All you people who are defending jessica, COME ON NOW. I actually spent the MONEY to see the concert last night in GRAND RAPIDS. I have been listening to jessica since she first came out, own all of her cds, and love her. but last night was RIDICULOUS. okay yeah she got fat, her man cheated on her, and her voice was "STRAINED" but come on. we ALLL have bad days. she should have just sucked it UP AND DID her damn job, seriously. She gets paid a TONNNN of money to do it, the least she can do is do it RIGHT. She was bawling, couldn't carry a tune, kept messing up her hair, stopping in the middle of songs. it was just ABSOLUTELY uncalled for. Her fans paid to see her peform, not have a breakdown. Yeah, she has to defend herself against rumors and tambloids but SO DO ALL OTHER CELEBS, she just needs to suck it up and pull herself together.
Im sick of hearing about this talentless bictch. So what she gained some weight, it happens to everyone.
She needs to get over it and take her fat ass to the gym and work out.
Re: Luvs2ShopAlot – She has made millions, if she wanted to be left alone she could take a step out of the spot light. she would still have her man, her millions, shoe line, clothes line, etc. You people that feel sorry for her ar idiots, she has had more opportunity in her life then you will ever have.
Re: kailienichole – You act like it was the first time she messed up.
I don't feel sorry for her in the least. When I first saw the "weight gain" pictures, I thought wow - for the first time in my life, I'm going to pay this dumb bitch a compliment and say she looks good for once. But if THAT is what is keeping her from giving a good performance, she should just quit now. Women's bodies are MEANT to be curvy, not stickly thin. She's delusional just like most of Hollywood is. Me thinks there are other issues going on, such as the rumours Tony cheated on her (he somehow "missed his flight" last night?) or things are going sour in her relationship. She could possibly be pregnant. Or maybe she was just boozing it up a bit too much backstage before the show. Being a singer, I know having a few drinks can fuck you up if you're not careful, and I'm NOT a professional! So any way you look at this, it's her fault for not putting on a good show.
BTW… all those 9000 people there were NOT there to see her, tards, they were mostly there to see Rascal Flats. Whoever the fuck they are - I don't listen to shit country.
I think it's because she realize she is not that famous and stuff.
she is slipping into a Britney mode!!!
what's next????
I almost feel bad for her. lol Almost.
SHIT COUNTRY? Wow. Close minded muuuch? Yup, I think so. And, there was TON of people there to see Jessica, not only just Rascal Flatts (I know because I was there). And she was ridiculous trainwreck. Stop making excuses for her people!
I mean seriously dude does it make u happy to have her career end i'm just saying u seem like ur mission is almost complete distroy jessica u r such a dick wad I am by no way a fan of hers but cut this girl some slack she is human and does have feelings just wait till u pork up again fat ass and i am completely over all u who sit on ur fat ass and make comments about her being fat i bet u if this was tv and we could all c u people i sure that most of u r fat pigs ur self u don't like her fine just ingnore her post i really could care about this chick but most of u losers love to be soooo mean i just don't get it doesn't love make the world go round i guess not apparantly negativity does
Re: kailienichole – i ur r sooo fucking hot y don't u put ur picture up not jessicas loser and that loser part was for the fact that u even when to c her or the rascal flatts
Perez wants to do with Jess what he did with Brittney - it's called bullying.
Also, in the not too distant past, he was frantically reporting over and over again that Tony Romo had split up with her - WRONG.
Re: spice555 – uhhhh what does your response say? i can't comprehend what you're trying to say. whatever it is, it's funny. and yeahhh, i'm a loser. cool that you can pass judgement on me when you don't know me. LMAO. who's the loser, really?
Blame a double Whoper with cheese and a side of ribs with some potato salad and bbq beans and cole slaw and sweet tea to wash it all down. Whatever! The cow cannot push her ass away from the table. I do see her getting a big-girl line of jeans spokes person contract. Good for her!
I am not a fan of hers but I do feel bad for her. Singing in front of people be it 10 or 10,000 is daunting and unless you've done it (karaoke does not count) you don't have jack to say. By the way Perez, being a Perfectionist doesn't mean you don't make mistakes only that you don,t want to. Babs herself forgot her own lyrics to a song she had sung over a 1000 times during a live performance in Central Park and was so mortified that she did not sing live for several years. She suffers severe stage freight to this day and hates to sing live. I am not comparing vocal chords only the shared experience of these two performers. Quit hating on Jessica so much, it gives you booby envy.
I don't understand how she is able to get SO many chances…you can't sing, you can't act, you can't keep your lyrics straight! Phalese, it's time to find a new career, honey! (You too Joe…eww, you're a nasty man!)
In all reality, she is the type of woman who could pull off having some extra weight on her. Unfortunately she never increases her clothing size, so she looks awful. She really is beautiful.
I just attended one of her concerts in Charleston WV and she did an amazing job! She sounded so good and looked absolutely beautiful! I wouldn't blame her if she had a meltdown though! Everyone is being SO MEAN to her! How would you like your "weight problem" (which is nonexistent) to be broadcast all over every tabloid, the internet and the freaking superbowl!??
US Weekly reported that she is 5'3" and weighs 135lbs…THAT IS NOT FAT! Its a normal, healthy size! Whats really sad is that she's getting criticized and put down for being healthy and everyone knows that if she lost a bunch of weight everyone would criticize her for being too thin. Leave her alone!
Aww poor jessica she is so much more talented then people are giving her credit for these days.
I hope she does not have a meltdown. but if she does I most of all hope she gets through it ok. I think her dad needs to stop fucking with her shit. It is a shame she is not smart enough to manage her own shit. I know the feeling sigh Chicken of the sea any one ?!
Why do you dislike her so much. She's on the downside of fame. Was she so much of a diva on her way up that you are reveling in her decline. Blaming her because she was loyal to the jerk father. I just don't get why you pick on her.
Nobody but Jessica Simpson knows for sure why she had a bad night. Moxie, to "not feel sorry for her" because you assume you know why she had that bad night is just as bad as her assuming you have know life….. Don't take what Perez assumes was the reason and make that your judgement of her. Where is empathy in this world???
Other performers have bad days and finish their performances because they are professionals. Jessica has a long history of forgetting her lyrics, and restarting songs. There are many performers out there who take their stagecraft very seriously. Jessica shows disrespect to her fans!
What a horrible fucking picture!!!
ok, someone needs to teach this girl how to sing–she has talent, just zero control and hasn't a clue how to use her voice—they are called lessons, and oh yeah a high school eduction wouldnt hurt either–ignorance is nothing to be proud of.
I'm TELLING you…it was the pants
Maybe she's a pothead? That would explain her being an idiot and the sudden weight gain.
my boyfriend loves her so I hate herr! lol
SHE IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A TALENTLESS LOSER WHO HAPPENS TO GO UP & DOWN THE SCALE !! ..NOT TO MENTION AND ANNOYING & PATHETIC LIKE THE REST OF HER FAMILY MEMBERS …HAS SHE BEEN DUMPED YET ???
good point Perez
(stop giving this has been press on your website!!)
around 3:25…watch..if you dont FEEL sorry for this poor thing after watching this then you HAVE NO HEART!
youtube.com/watch?v=L03u0KsT7S8
Re: A Voice of Sanity – hmm you kind of sound like you are ridiculously jealous and should probably shut your mouth cuz you sound stupid..just thinking.