Jessica Simpson Admits She Sucks
As we mentioned earlier, Jessica Simpson had one hell of a shiteous concert Thursday night in Michigan.
She stopped during songs, forgot her own lyrics, and had so many mess-ups you have to wonder what's going on with her.
The singer is rapidly slipping down to rock bottom!
Well, today her reps are hard at work trying to squash away any rumors of a "meltdown."
Simpson's publicist offers the lame excuse that "Jessica had an off night. She's a perfectionist and wanted to start some songs over. She always wants to give the best performance for her fans."
If she's a "perfectionist", wouldn't that mean she would have practiced her songs several times and gotten them right the first time performing?
We don't know any perfectionists that forget the lyrics to their own songs.
We want a better excuse!
Blame Jack - Daniels!
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She probably meant that she sucked on that performance cuz she was having an off day. She's really a pretty good singer and she's cute with a cute personality. Stay strong Jess.
I am so sick of her ugly horse face and to top it off she is such a fake.
Oh look everyone Tony cheated on me … feel sorry for me ….. make Tony feel sorry for me. Make Tony feel guilty and come back to me … run Tony run!
Same old story over and over again.
Joe and Jess should go have a love fest.
Stay out of the public you big blubbering fool.
Everyone hates your face!
Can we count the times she forgot her lyrics?how many times did she failed to set a decent performance? And it runs in this lip syncing family as I recall… I guess its kinda hard for Jessica who recently learned how to read by deciphering Romo's txt messages. Did we forget the tuna incident? Jessica was the least talented of the Disney Bunch (britney, christina, justin) all she had was poppa Joe who fed her grow hormones to enhance her breasts that would compliment that big chin of hers.. She can't sing, she can't read, she can't dance, she can't act. And her fan base is probably as intelligent as herself. All her other business endeavors are created and developed by hirees of poppa Joe. I really feel sorry for her. I thin she's best of on a farm between the other not so intelligent cows, makes some babies.
I hope she doesn't end up like Denise Richards. She is still young. Hopefully she can pull it together. For some reason her self esteem is low. If she does well depends on if her relationship is going well. I guess Tony makes her turn into a headcase. It is like she is going through the whole teenage, 16, dating thing. Her parents should have let her live a bit. It seems like she is regressing.
oh God maybe if she screws up some more shows she will finally go away for good…but i doubt we will be so lucky…
wow…Jess…I don't know what to say anymore…you should have kept Nick!
Perez Perez Perez…
Still rubbing that salt, eh? All the catty and nasty commentary is messing with her. And again, instead of shutting the hell up and focusing on other things, peeps like you are making it worse. It's not a lame excuse at all when you've got to face people talking about your body–something you have to see and live with–all the time in every other headline. And if she asks you all to stop, she's a crybaby. You'll only talk more and tell her to toughen up.
That is sad. If you left her the hell alone, I'm sure she'd be able to live her life happily and get herself together.
Maybe she'll give it all up and bless us with a retirement announcement. What am I thinking? Daddy would never stand for that.
Shit.
She had to stop at times while singing to clear the fat building up in her throat.
Oh, that is so sad she's an opener for Rascal Flats. Divorcing Nick was the worst decision ever.
Karma is a mother fucker huh Jes? Shouldnt have left NICK. YOUR career was MUCH BETTER and you were more liked. KARMA BABY KARMA
because she is not anorexic, doesnt vomit her food after every meal, and actually likes food, theres something wrong with her
that makes total sense.
So she has gone from a Headliner to an Opening Act, and even messes that up. Jess, honey, start practicing Hava Nagila because I see a ton of Bar Mitzvahs in your future. Oy!!
Re: MeloYelo1984 – Why is it sad that she opened for Racal Flatts? She is BLESSED to be able to open for them since she made her first country record. Rascal Flatts is more amazing and talented than Jessica Simpson could EVER hope to be…
she's pregnant….a little weight gain, boobies are huge, and she has got a rich baby daddy who doesn't seem in any hurry to marry her unless she forces the issue just like her sister did.
She forget the lyrics because she was thinking in FOOD! hahahahahaha
fatty!
I got an excuse for you…maybe JUST MAYBE all this talk about her "weight" its getting to her and all you can seem to do is just bring her down.. you and the rest of the media are full of shit..she is gorgeous JUST the way she is..healthy & normal unlike the rest of you losers! She is only human and its like high school all over again but being more glitzy in Hollywood..fucked up..all of it!!
Re: kailienichole – I'm closed minded because I think country is shit? No honey, that's called an OPINION. Look it up in the dictionary if you don't know what it means. But it's okay - after all, you did PAY to go see Jessucka Simpson in concert! Waste of money in my opinion! See, there I go again, expressing my opinion. You see how that happens on sites like this??
Re: kailienichole – by the way, pictures or you were never there.
I can't understand why you people rag on Perez so much. So what if he makes fun of Jessica. There is alot to make fun of. Jessica has a history of bad performances. At lease Perez knows talen when he sees and hears it. I would never pay good money to see Jessica Simpson. I don't feel sorry for Chesitca, I feel sorry for Rascal Flats for having to deal with an unprofessional spoiled brat. Simpson is a joke and she will always be. So, leave Perez alone on this one. He got it right. What I don't understand is why people are defending this behavior in a performer. She disappointed all 5 of her fans.
Re: moxiecrimefighter – "look it up in the dictionary" hahaha. okayyyyy.
cool. anyways… other than jessica simpson sucking ASS on stage, it wasn't a waste of money…and i didn't pay to see her??? she just happened to be the opening act. kthnx for your O P I N I O N. lmfao.