Perez = Lily Allen's Muse

In a new interview on British television, one of our favorite hot messes, Lily Allen, sends us her love.

Do we get a cut of the royalties for The Fear????

    Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

    47 comments to “Perez = Lily Allen's Muse”



    1. 1

      Lily Allen…such a trainwreck that no one cares about. Now she's just trying to ride the media ho train and get more publicity. Pretty soon she might get inspiration from Jessica Simpson being fat, Kim Kardashians ass, and anything else she can get her alcholic hands on.



    2. 2

      I believe Amy Winehouse needs to take inspiration from Perez then people would actually care.



    3. 3

      Well she is into donkeys and you're a huge ass!



    4. 4

      After a good scrubbin' , I'd do her.



    5. 5

      .. No talent, foul mouthed, trailer trash loser! Perez, you know the type all too well!



    6. 6

      Bahhh shut the fuck up druggie whore with bad boobs…



    7. 7

      only if you show your naked pasty white ass



    8. 8

      Lol, that just means that she is scared of PEREZ! lol
      and that fag agrees with her.
      Oh well they are both UGLY!



    9. 9

      Re: harrybalsac
      harry honey…

      who wouldn't you do? besides me I mean



    10. 10

      LOVE HER! AND SHE REALLY HATES YOU PEREZ!



    11. 11

      OMG! You are trying to "promote" each other now? LAME!!!!!!



    12. 12

      Geez people can be so mean!
      Perez is a force to be reckoned with. Now, Perez, be nicer to Lily and Lily be nicer to everyone…

    13. LL926 says – reply to this


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      Royalties? Dude, I'll send a check for 86 cents. That should more than cover it.



    14. 14

      Re: LettyB – Perezito is not her muse, he is her Metamucil.



    15. 15

      you are such a wannabe perez, if I could throw some tomatos through this screen I sure as hell would. You are really pathetic, making money but pathetic.



    16. 16

      you are the fear but shes still a kunt.



    17. 17

      Re: Who wants to sit on this? – Don't hate me cuz I'm pretty!



    18. 18

      My god I love that bitch! And those thick legs of hers. So sexy!



    19. 19

      She's a hot mess alright…



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    21. 21

      haha i love her



    22. 22

      HAHAHA, "An irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life". Haven't you heard of VAPONA Lily?



    23. 23

      OMG…get over yourself already Perez.



    24. 24

      I love her.

      She's so funny, just like my friends.
      God! People should leave her alone, she seems like she's having fun.
      Altho she can say pretty stupid things.

      Love her new album, much better than the last one.



    25. 25

      does 90210 cut you a check when they use your name?? Umm I doubt it. The name "Perez Hilton" isn't a trademark, since you clearly stole it from some drugged up slut famous for nothing! just like you!



    26. 26

      Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Her comment was actually funny b/c she is trying to convince ppl that her life is like a beautiful rose garden… The power of drugs does that to druggies….



    27. 27

      Face like a pig, legs like a tree, voice like everybody, lyrics like pee! Trashy Faty Lily

    28. Hmmmm says – reply to this


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      Can someone interpret that into English for me?



    29. 29

      www.myspace.com/invasionsmusic Listen to Helpless magic or you will be cursed for the next 2 days



    30. 30

      I didn't know English people couldn't prononce "Perez"



    31. 31

      Re: harrybalsac
      thankx harry alot.



    32. 32

      she's an insecure gal Perez, you KNOW that, she makes no secret of that (both in her songs an in interviews). You waste your breath bickering at her. Though it does perpetuate things and that gives you something to post, so I get that. I know she shit talked your buddy Katy (whom I also enjoy). But you can just roll your eyes and move on, it gets old… it's not even fun gossip.



    33. 33

      aaand this post signals the end to all negative Lily Allen posts on this site.
      Seriously, you have to hand it to her she knows how to get Perez off her back. Throw in a shout out every now and then, and he's basically you're little bitch.



    34. 34

      Lily is great



    35. 35

      her song, is about HER



    36. 36

      Re: Norma D – what a sweeping generalisation.

      btw, i love lily shes brilliant

    37. Haylo says – reply to this


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      Yo…that show suck major ass. Who d fuck writes that script? the kind of bullshit television that comes out from the UK sometimes gives one a fucking headache. Fucking morons. Lily Allen appears to be a fucking immature brat who acts the way she does because she has log self esteem and that is the way in which she disguises her paranoia over people not liking her.



    38. 38

      Nah. Lily is clearly patronising Perez. She has nothing interesting to say.



    39. 39

      LOL I LOVE HER



    40. 40

      Re: LL926

      Dude she's been number one for ages now in the U.K.



    41. 41

      i think she's awesome …so you all can suck it.



    42. 42

      That is a hysterical metaphor… you are a wasp to her. HE says that you are the Fear, not her… she just agrees to be amusing.

    43. slgee says – reply to this


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      Lily has talent.
      Perez, you do not.



    44. 44

      she's a mess



    45. 45

      God shes so hot!!!!



    46. 46

      She is so insecure. poor lily. get a life! Idiot!

    47. pmfj says – reply to this


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      haha she told you off