Quote of the Day
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"People are like, “Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.” Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I’m like, “I’m glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.” I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man. I don’t really care if you’re black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever. As long as you’re cool and you like the music, and you’re coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don’t really care. I have everything I just said in my family, so I’m just used to being surrounded by that. I just don’t know any different."
- American Idol season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson, on being strictly dickly
[Image via WENN.]
I can't believe you're not putting a homophobic spin on this.
Read this on Yahoo! on Monday. You're almost a week late Perez.
doth protest too much…
I love her voice, but I don't think she's very pretty. But she is funny!
Kelly, you just won a ride on harry's Love Slug!
she loves the cock…not the stableness of a man, she loves the cock. Nothin wrong with that!
quel laideron elle ressemble a la fille de ma chienne nikky
peen is the best….iluvjosh yum
Kelly Lesbo Enforcer of The Decade. I have to admit she does dress a bit butch sometimes, but it doesn't make her a lesbian. Unless she's drunk and with a special friend. LOL Seriously, Kelly is trying to take the safe route and making it all about the music. Which is what we pay her for, so good for her. I don't give a shit if she's a lesbian when she comes out with kick ass songs! MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU = LOVE IT!
Oh yea I'm strictly for the dick as well.. Woohoo
perez, the mushroom tip on that c-ock is a little long on one side…it's sagging - is it menopausel?
I think she's great.
WTF is wrong with your site ball gargler?
she rocks!!!! The best American Idol!!!
www.myspace.com/invasionsmusic BABY
thank god shes not lesbo
ahahahaha strictly dicky! perez is the best
to all you haters, what is the point of signing up to a website and talking shit about someone you hate? just to get your opinion heard? thats really funny, something else thats funny?
NO-ONE CARES
sucks to be you fatty
we luv her
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
pokerface
pokerface pokerface. we love pokerface
ewww she looks like kerry katona :/
Kelly who?
Uhm Idk I'm glad she stays single instead of wasting her time and she's not a slut dating a lot of guys. I can't wait to hear her new CD.
And, she's the only SUCCESSFUL american idol winner lol.
…and she already told us that her life would 'suck' without him…
Her having to come out as "straight" is highly amusing. Hello, she's about to make a so-called comeback. Why would she alienate a huge part of her fan base by say, "yes, I'm carpet muncher!"? Especially after all the shit they've given Clay (which she was asked about in this interview right before her proclaiming straighhood). I don't buy it. Call it gaydar, call it "takes one to know one" whatevs. And she says she could never be a lesbian, but no where does that say she couldn't be bi. The rumors have been going on for YEARS this interview was just a pre-emptive strike. Just hope she had better luck than Jon Knight.
But not hatin', I still love me some Kelly.
Re: harrybalsac – hahahahahaha You make my day funnier!
Re: gorgeousdoll – Um, hello…what about Carrie Underwood?
this picture loooks abit like kerry katona
Well said. Looks like someone learned her lessons well from Professor Clive Davis.
ahhh i love Kelly
WOOOO 
THATS A PICTURE OF HER TALKING TO ME
great quote of the dayy!
xo.
kelly sucks eat a cheese burger
How can anyone not love the dick? It's the best!!!
Her music appeals to fat lonely chicks who can't get laid and lesbos.
And this is one of the many reasons why I love Kelly Clarkson
old news. get it together perez! you've been slipping
Why did you file this under GAY GAY GAY? She just said she's not. I would have just said "It's not true" and left it at that.
What if we offered her money? To be a lesbian, I mean. On camera.
She needs her some of Season 7's sweet-assed American Idol, Mr. Cook. They'd be a perfect match.
She's still a lesbian in my dreams and that's all that matters!!
)) She looks too awkward when she's around boys. Her new vid makes me uncomfortable. She's sooo gay!!!
Kelly is cool!!!! She is just where she deserves to be!
Never thought she was a lesbian. Go on with the gossip now…
SHE IS ONE "HOMELY" LOOKING MANGIRL
Damn I love that girl. Gets my dick hard just looking at her. I want some Kelly.Gimme some.
Her logic for being straight is that she doesn't want someone who's batshit crazy?
Should I be sending this to a feminist blog, or what?
Well.. she can say what she wants, but those that know her know she's as straight AS LIBERACE.