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So here's a Hollywood diet that will have you looking like Drew Barrymore in just 2 weeks!

The catch is that you have to get your tongue pierced!

After years of hesitation, Drew finally decided to take the plunge, saying, "They do it and you're like, 'Oh my God, why would I ever think twice about not doing this; this didn't hurt at all.'"

But that was before the swelling and discomfort set in!

"I couldn't eat, couldn't drink for two weeks - great diet in a weird way," she says.

Despite the weight loss, Drew can't land any dudes, fearing that the new body jewelry might scare potential suitors. Although, she claims, "I did it for myself. I always wanted to get one."

We should get out tongue pierced!

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99 comments to “Drew Barrymore Has A Secret New Diet”



  1. 1

    1st

  2. Bizzo says – reply to this


    2

    Wow, so now she can sound like an even bigger retard when she talks



  3. 3

    OUT? you mean OUR!



  4. 4

    HAHA! Drew is right! I had one too, and had to take it out because people couldn't understand a word I was saying!!



  5. 5

    Re: stars101 – Hey, stars101! He will never let it go, so we have to make sure we are here to put him in his place!! LOL
    Team Aniston!!!!



  6. 6

    No Mario you should get your brain pierced



  7. 7

    I've had mine done for 5 years, i love it but as Drew says, you can't eat properly at first, I just lived off soup haha



  8. 8

    you left out that she called it a sadistic diet



  9. 9

    Isn't she a bit OLD for that??



  10. 10

    Jeez pervez, "We should get out tongue pierced!" Don't "we" ever proof read or spell-check?



  11. 11

    I did it for myself???? PLEASE! More like who ever's cock she is sucking on this week! RUN JUSTIN LONG, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!



  12. 12

    Wonder if the tongue ring will get caught on her upper lip when she tries to talk…. I like when Jimmy Fallon made fun of how she talks/acts.



  13. 13

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – I always wanted one, glad I didn't do it!



  14. 14

    Perez, taking out Jennifer Aniston's eyes is seriously freaky. That's what serial killer Richard Ramirez did to one of his victims. After torturing her, sodomizing her and killing her, he cut her eyes out, put them in his victim's jewelry box, and took it with him as a souvenir. :-(



  15. 15

    No, no, no you need to get your lips pierced fat boy. I'll tell you what - you get your lips pierced and I'll supply the chain and padlock. Whadya say, deal???



  16. 16

    you need to start using your proof-reading skillz

  17. Cura says – reply to this


    17

    The swelling can kill you and strangle you or require that you punch a hole in your neck to breathe. This is a very stupid thing to do, not to mention that the jewelry can dislodge while you sleep, you may inhale it and die that way. This is really really stupid and shows how desperate these women are to be thin. They actually do risk death for it. Sad.



  18. 18

    I think she's an idiot. I was eating and drinking three days after getting it pierced.

  19. ~LM~ says – reply to this


    19

    Perez… I think you might have a drinking problem or something because you have started to misspell a lot of words lately. what's up? It's a little disconcerting :/



  20. 20

    I bet she stinks down there.

  21. ~LM~ says – reply to this


    21

    Re: Cura – Uuummm… yes those things could all happen… but you could also get killed while driving to work. You seem like a person who DESPERATELY needs to get out and live a little.



  22. 22

    there is nothing wrong with body jewlery but how old is she? like come on she had the freedom when she was younger to get it done. piercings are like mini skirts they should only be worn up to a certain age!

  23. aj says – reply to this


    23

    Re: RedWingsFan – lmfao



  24. 24

    nothing wrong with a tongue piercing. i have had mine done for about 5 years now. my husband loves it…….



  25. 25

    p.s. that's bullshit about it being swollen and not eating for 2 weeks. my swelling went down in a day or two and i could eat just fine.



  26. 26

    Re: M*I*A*R – Tell me about it. Live and learn… LOL!!!!



  27. 27

    I've always wanted to get my tongue pierced too..and Drew is one of my favorite actresses so I might follow her lead.



  28. 28

    yep thats true, my friend lost weight because she cant eat well coz of that tounge pierce



  29. 29

    Re: Cura – #20- I had mine done and it swole up bad but in no way did it come close to strangeling me, lol. Also, I can't count how many times my friend swallowed hers by accident, and she's fine. AND, Drew didn't do it to lose weight, that just happened natuarally because you can't eat solid food for a while.



  30. 30

    Re: LoveConquersAll – She did it to please all that cock in her mouth!



  31. 31

    Oh god, now tongue-piercing will become popular again. Right up there with leggings.

    Just after I was glad to see the trend finally go… some cute girl celeb has to recycle it!



  32. 32

    um…no we should NOT get our tongues pierced…



  33. 33

    if that's the case she should get her vagina pierced, maybe it'd keep douchebags out of it for a while?

    www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting



  34. 34

    No Piggy getting your tongue pierced is not fun at all… well why would you do it anyways??? Is not like that will stop you from eating and NO Piggy you don't have a boyfriend and will never have one to please him with your pierce so just get over it and STFU… BTW what Amazing Grace said is true… you are starting to sound more like a SERIAL KILLER than a blogger… CREEPY!



  35. 35

    ""Why the fuckity fuck does she have a tongue piercing????

    That's more over than over!

    There is no "comeback" happening. That trend was over in the late '90s.""

    Uhm…..what happened, change ur mind….ur mommy must've taught you to be a follower. Fucking idiot Perez



  36. 36

    If you're going to cut out Aniston's eyes (WTF?!) then can you at least start cutting off Jolie's lips in her photos here? I think that should even things up a bit and I'm getting a little tired of seeing her huge gaping maw everywhere anyway. Thanks!



  37. 37

    Grow up Drew or you will end up like your crazy ass mother.

  38. Haylo says – reply to this


    38

    ok, all those bitches complaining about Perez……..why d high fuck are you idiots coming into this site if you dislike the blogger so much? Really, I am curious. It does not make sense in the least. On the Aniston topic, the lady is super stupidly annoying that I am sooooooooooooo in agreement with Perez on this one. Aniston acts so fucking desperate to be something that she might not even realize what it is herself. She wants to be thought of as a movie star but it doesnt seem to happen for her. She would like to be hot yet, she's quite ordinary. There's nothing extraordinary about her. She's simple. Now Angelina is super hot and shrew. I like that. Angelina gives it to you how it is and you must either take it or live it and I love that she is straight forward. If she lies or not, who gives a shit. I like still the more. Angelina knows wasup.

  39. Haylo says – reply to this


    39

    Re: Cura – do you live in the boonies? for real, no offense but getting a life would be the best thing to happen to you.



  40. 40

    People still do that?? Thought tongue piercing went out in the 90's. Total poser thing to do.



  41. 41

    we is this even posted? she was just talking away with ellen degeneres in a conversation, not a serious interview.



  42. 42

    i had my tongue pierced 5-6 years ago. i dont think i lost any weight but it was horrible to eat the first week. I felt like i had no control over my tongue. and i had a lisp only when it was swollen which was a week max. I talk fine now. and I think guys like seeing girls w tongue piercings… makes them think about blowjobs



  43. 43

    I got my tongue pierced and I had no problem eating or drinking ever. My tongue was a little swollen and there was no pain, it was a little sore, but I could still talk, drink and eat normally.



  44. 44

    My husband is a dentist. I don't think people realize what harm they could be doing when they get a tongue piercing. Every person with a piercing, if left in long enough…will develop periodontitis. You cant see the damage its doing to your teeth…but it's happening. Also…getting your tongue pierced ups your chances of getting tongue cancer threefold. The cells in the tongue dont take well to being disrupted. Hum….yeah…sounds cool to me.



  45. 45

    i had my tongue pierced for 10 years and took it out a couple of years ago. i was pretty much over it but was hesitating on taking it out but then i had a few friends with the same problem. there was no visible or external damage to the teeth or gums but where the bottom ball of the ring rested it cracked the roots of their teeth. multiple root canals and thousands of dollars later, it's okay but totally not worth it!



  46. 46

    lol, everyone knows this, but
    the fact that she would do
    it just to lose weight makes
    her look and sound stupid
    when she talks about it.



  47. 47

    didn't you just blast her for getting a tongue ring the other day? love you perez, but you couldn't pull it off.

    jen looks gorgeous even with you whiting out her eyes, btw.



  48. 48

    Re: stars101 – #56 :)



  49. 49

    you should, not as a fad but a choice, and it doesn't hurt, and it feels good during sexual acts no matter who you are or are with !, so go lick that peen perez and make them lick yours too. he he



  50. 50

    Hey whatever it takes to loose weight tubby. Plus why to you have to bring yourself into every post. Who the fuck cares what you get pierced?



  51. 51

    Re: DirrTeee – 35- So what? Good for her, my man loves it! ;)



  52. 52

    Isnt she a bit old to be getting her toungue pierced? Also it looks retarded on people. not sexy at all. Food and shit gets stuck around jewerly. GROSS!



  53. 53

    Re: anenigma – True, because I had mine done long ago and just had root/scale done a few months ago…:( Cost a shitload of $$



  54. 54

    mario you're a whiner- get over your bad self and get some new material



  55. 55

    Can't land any dudes? Hasn't she screwed them all? I'm waiting for her to blame her big chin for making her a whore.



  56. 56

    That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE DREW BARRYMORE AND HER LAME ACTING AND STUPID VOICE!!!!

    I've had my tongue pierced and YOU CAN EAT AND you can especially DRINK!!!! If you take of yourself like your supposed to! It doesn't swell so big that you can't function! DUMB ASS Looking for attention and an excuse to not eat!



  57. 57

    I love Drew but tongue piercing is nasty. They chip off the enamel on your teeth and it's a resevoir for bacteria and will give her nasty bad breath!!! Drew, you are not a teenager anymore. Give up the tongue ring!



  58. 58

    Re: LoveConquersAll – Well, sweetie… that is the difference between me and you/Drew: I can please a man WITHOUT having to put a huge rod through my tongue….. ;)



  59. 59

    I don't know where she got her piercing done, but I had my tongue pierced before and it only took about a day or two before I could eat again. Granted it could really only be soup or liquids in other words. Two weeks without food? Yeah right Drew!



  60. 60

    THAT FUGLY ANISTON IS STINKING UP THE PHOTO!



  61. 61

    Well, that sucks for you Drew….Now, unknown to a lot of you piercers, you are now destined to loose your 6-7 lower teeth. This is a total fact. So, you will look soooo cool now, and in a few years, POOF!! No teefers!!! That will look like crap, and cost you somewhere in the neigborhood of 15-20grand to get your toofless smile back… But, hey, you look cool now!

  62. gwynn says – reply to this


    62

    i've got my tongue pierced few years ago, and i couldn't eat only for 2 days…then the hurting was gone and my tongue was fully usable ;)



  63. 63

    If you want a tongue piercing you should get it done. I had one for 5 years, it was fun!



  64. 64

    I know she is not as old as Grandma Moses, but isn't she trying too hard to show how cool and young she is? This ain't no teenie bopper anymore.
    Poor thing.



  65. 65

    Re: stars101 – I replied all late, lol
    I think he should just get over it.
    It was a long time ago.



  66. 66

    i have had mine done for 4 years and it is not as bad as some people say it is…. it is not messing up my teeth or anything. mine was swollen for abnout a week but if you eat some popsciles the sweeling will down faster…



  67. 67

    I didn't lost one pound when I got my tongue piercing - the swelling was worse and I was sucking ice cubes 2 or 3 days after this - everything was ok.
    And I would do it again - I was 25 and am now 38 - and I think I will keep the piercing many years ;-)



  68. 68

    You're late in posting this. d listed had it way earlier this a.m.



  69. 69

    true.
    I got my tongue pierced twice.
    It hurt the second time and you can't drink, can't smoke, it hurts so much when you try to eat so you just don't do it.



  70. 70

    Re: stars101 – hey stars, it's not really "jen's movie". it's an ensemble cast and she's a MINOR character. if anything, it's ginnifer goodwyn's movie!



  71. 71

    I find Ms. Barrymore's face offensive. I have a lazy eye myself.



  72. 72

    i had my tongue pierced almost 10 years ago….it's very out id say.



  73. 73

    "DESPITE WEIGHT LOSS SHE STILL CAN'T GET A MAN"…LOL WHAT YOU IMPLYING PEREZ!? DROP 10LB AND USUALLY MEN COME KNOCKING?



  74. 74

    Re: stars101 – Hey I came up with some new nicknames for angelina:
    my new nicknames for her:
    Mangelina Holie (my fav since he always calls jennifer maniston)
    Putalina Holie
    Vaginalina Holie
    Angeline Ho-lies
    Angelina Holie
    TEAM ANISTON ALL THE WAY!!! lol
    what do you think?



  75. 75

    To each their own…………..
    I got mine done in 2002, and I still love it. Yeah, the swelling is a bit of a bitch, but thank God for the Icee machine at 7-11. I lived on those for a week and a half. The cold felt so good!!!! The only thing I hate about it is that I have chipped a couple of teeth when biting down on the jewlrey while talking/eating.
    Go for it, P-Baby………. It does make you feel like 'if I can do this, I can do ANYTHING!!!"



  76. 76

    Re: gorgeousdoll – Excellent!!!! Re: stars101 – LOL!!! Putalina Holie is my favorite too!
    Team ANISTON!!!!



  77. 77

    Heh, I was able to eat and drink the very same day. I think she's using this as an excuse for something else causing the weight loss.



  78. 78


  79. 79

    I really want to get mine done, but \\I'm afraid what it might do to my teeth. I have enough mouth issues already, lol.



  80. 80

    ah yeah. not a big thing huh in hollywood… piercings.. : )
    not a big deal.. for me at least : P got 2 in my lip myself. but cool to see another piercing in hollywood but that wack nosering. go drew.



  81. 81

    I had mine done years ago and it didnt hurt at all to do it, but the few days after hurt like hell! I had to take it out 2 days after I did it!



  82. 82

    Bullshit I know plenty of people who have their tongue pierced and many are whales. It didn't stop their eating and they didn't lose any weight at all.



  83. 83

    Old and out of date, as usual, Drew.



  84. 84

    I love jen, she seems soooooo happy in a true way, not in a fake way like Mangelina does….



  85. 85

    Re: Amazing Grace – yikes!!



  86. 86

    Re: MaryRachel :) I guess from now on perez can't say maniston anymore since we can say mangelina HOlie lol that's what he gets!

  87. Haylo says – reply to this


    87

    Re: stars101 – wow, you really have no life to keep posting constantly. I am sure that I would get a reply to this comment instantaneously. I really do not care about Perez or anything else enough to get my temper/blood going. I say exactly wat I think and that's that. This site simply makes me laugh. And yes, I really dislike Aniston and prefer Angelina. So there, go crazy. Again, if you hate this site so much, WHY oh WHY are you a constant contributor to his comments?

  88. lolli says – reply to this


    88

    OMG, MID LIFE CRISIS? SHES NOT EVEN OLD!!!!! LOLZ, But yea tongue rings doesnt hurt…when you first get it. Then you'll have about a 3-5 days of hell 2nd week you start getting used to it, then its like you have nothing in your mouth. After while your so used to it you forget its in there! Then you start having lots of fun after that….lolz



  89. 89

    Re: gorgeousdoll
    honey, why do you luv maniston?
    hehehehhe shitfukshit
    I fukin luv Drew, if ever a girlbutt
    to do..it's fukin her..hehehehe
    hottshit
    ((dingdong))
    ((mOOn kiss)))



  90. 90

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – uhh why do you love angelina other than the size of her monster lips? is there anything to her? she does charity work for publiciity and even nicole kidman called her out and got backlash for it and I just have always loved Jennifer since she was on Friends :)



  91. 91

    so not true Drew! i got my tongue pierced and was fine after 2 days. so if you went on a no eating diet just admit it!! tongue piercings are cool!!



  92. 92

    hm you were just talking shit about it the other day and now you want one.

  93. Laxer says – reply to this


    93

    I think it is sad when the "maturing" women of H-wood engage in this type of behavior.



  94. 94

    I'm sick and damned tired of your jealousy of JA. Maybe you should crawl up Jolies bony ass and get it over with…it would help her figure a lot.



  95. 95

    I had a tongue ring for years but took it out because it ruined my teeth… chips, cracks… It's not worth the dental bills! Plus it used to fall out at the most inconvenient times (driving, eating, kissing… my boyfriend swallowed mine!)



  96. 96

    omg.
    that would have been a cute picture, perez, if you hadn't blocked out anistons eyes… ughh lol



  97. 97

    Re: stars101 – JEEZ YER STUPID. JUST GO AWAY.



  98. 98

    I say that first, bitch!!!!! many years ago hehehe
    I do that and couldn't eat also because was painfull but 2 weeks?? thats shit!! just the first 5 days you can't eat but you can drink normal (not alcohol). Yeahh, perfect diet!! but Who the fuck want to look like Drew Barrymore?? she is TOO UGLY!! no matter if she lose weight! :D



  99. 99

    OOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ……=/