If You Are Easily Offended…..

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Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 7:07 pm / Email this »

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Productboy says – reply to this

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Corn dog pizza - reminds me of the time I visited the Iowa State Fair.
What?!?! says – reply to this

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FOOD!!!! Yum. Im hungry now. haha.
.perezhilton.com says – reply to this

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yeyayaya!! first
baba booey says – reply to this

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i would take every inch of that…
Pwn3d! says – reply to this

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For a moment there, I thought there was a website dedicated to Perez Hilton
itsbritneybitch says – reply to this

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that is gross, none of those things look edible.
JockMyStyle says – reply to this

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yummy
the last star says – reply to this

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thats what i eat for breakfeast!!!
fluteline24 says – reply to this

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Holy damn…
VLoveV says – reply to this

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first
newyorkhotmess says – reply to this

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1st
Stevie. says – reply to this

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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ailabobila says – reply to this

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Doesn't effect me. But it should effect you.
& now we know why you're fat.
MP says – reply to this

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All disgusting, except for the Oreos!
julie j says – reply to this

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deep dish pizza vending machine.. HILARIOUS
VLoveV says – reply to this

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I would take the nacho burger! lmao
LaLaLams says – reply to this

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The Mega-Enchilada made me hungry…
sexyJaxsy says – reply to this

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this is really funny cause i hate a whole little box of oreos for breakfast. lol
breezalee says – reply to this

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That's one massive breakfast burrito.
Molly Wobbles says – reply to this

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wow that looks so unhealthy yet so delicous
lovelylisa says – reply to this

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Just bookmarked the site - now I'm hungry……..
LilSar says – reply to this

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I want that Oreo! And cheesecake on a stick is delish!
YoMomma says – reply to this

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i don't even want to eat dinner anymore
BlueandYellow says – reply to this

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all those things are part of PEREZ's "diet" keep it up!
heaven78tx says – reply to this

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That is so gross!!!
- - - says – reply to this

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yum
PoisonBitchyIvy says – reply to this

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Hi perez, I just wanted to let you know that SheriMoon is still recovering from her car wreck and heart attack. She is still in ICU due to a coma that she is in. I will let you know how she is if anything changes. I know that she is missing you guys. TTUL
poisonbitchyivy, thanks for any prayers.
hyde30 says – reply to this

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I'm not a poster child for healthy eating, but with the exception of the deep fried Mars bar….VOMIT.
jcokeisacoolkid says – reply to this

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ew ew ew EW EW!!! that was so gross! i just lost an appetite i possibly had. Talk about FATTENING. thanks for posting this perezy…im saving it for whenever im in the mood to pig out. This will surely nip that in the bud.
twilightbizzare483 says – reply to this

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I'll take that Oreo please!
xo_s_ox says – reply to this

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excuse me while i throw up..
that's fucking gross!!
suckmedryperez says – reply to this

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omg, this is the greatest website in world…i am hungry and appalled at the same time.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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You mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on an aspirin!
unicorns says – reply to this

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I 'm fat and I love food but this is seriously disgusting
twilightbizzare483 says – reply to this

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Re: julie j – Yeah were can I get one of those? I love those pizzas
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: PoisonBitchyIvy – Thanks for the update, we're praying for her!
robynnn06 says – reply to this

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hahahahhahahhhhaa

Perez thiS isn't offensive but it's FUCKING HILARIOUS.
this is my new favorite site. thank you.
SwankySexii says – reply to this

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that corn dog pizza looked mad good. where can i get one?

everything else was creepy.
heroincat says – reply to this

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I am simultaneously disgusted and intrigued.
Has anybody seen my disco stick? says – reply to this

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how long did it take to make that oreo… and when can i eat it?!?!!?
Kriskringle says – reply to this

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to hell with my diet… thanks perez
mamajud says – reply to this

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Re: PoisonBitchyIvy – ivy…..i'm so down about this…..if you see her….give her a squeeze for me….xox…….keep us posted
michelledavegan says – reply to this

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i just puked in my mouth. that is DISGUSTING and anyone who would eat such crap deserves all the health implications that go with it!
Steph99 says – reply to this

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hahaha a lot of that stuff is just gross like Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers? hahah
BritneySpearsCAN'TSing says – reply to this

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My cholesterol just shot up 50 points just from looking. Seriously, and we wonder why Americans are fat asses.
SWEETPIECE says – reply to this

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I had a heart attack looking at that shit.
woozysoozy says – reply to this

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hahahhahaaa omg i actually would love to eat half the things on that website except i fear my body will revolt. hilarious… i love how it's called "this is why you're fat"
its tia bitch says – reply to this

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That's the most fucked up shit I've ever seen.
April** says – reply to this

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that oreo looks tasty
Haylo says – reply to this

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this is by far the funniest thing I've seen today. Holy shit all that food is making me want to throw up from disgust
Jessi H says – reply to this

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Deep fried mars bars…I've had those! They are SOOOOO good.
iKatie says – reply to this

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mario why did you take pictures of your breakfast today???
KrystalBall says – reply to this

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OI! I weigh a ton, and all those look disgusting. What ever happened to vegetables?
ladybugz says – reply to this

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Gross - but I gotta say I would take on that oreo!! LOL
Kendra says – reply to this

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yum…that french fried corndog is making my mouth water.
nickerdolas says – reply to this

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perez, i can picture you eating anything on that website.
luvillan says – reply to this

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i soo want that giant kit kat..
snarkhunter says – reply to this

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Perez, I don't like you. I have never made a secret of it. So we blogged about you. How do you like being the subject of another persons hate and scorn? SnarkHunters dot com slash Perez.

It's all there Perez. It's all there. You waste of space!
andreajonsdottir says – reply to this

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wauw, that really looked disgusting
NavyWifey1227 says – reply to this

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Jebus cripes, cheesecake on stick and a 60lb rice crispy treat!!
JoJoStar says – reply to this

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Mario is this what one of your meals look like on your "naughty day"?
andreajonsdottir says – reply to this

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Re: iKatie – hahahahhahah good one
CreeWoman26 says – reply to this

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This is totally why I'm fat…why are no recipes included?
vengance says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU HAD FOR LUNCH TODAY….ALL OF IT
Ladyice75 says – reply to this

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Gross I just lost my stomach
Lady In Black says – reply to this

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LOL! Thanks Perez, I just gained 10 lbs, got explosive diarrhea, and then had a heart attack just from looking at those pictures.
Lady In Black says – reply to this

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Re: vengance – LOL! Nice one. I couldn't stop laughing for awhile.
karyoke says – reply to this

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Id tear that double bacon fatty melt it looks yummy that pizza sounds good minus the shrooms
karyoke says – reply to this

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Re: PoisonBitchyIvy – so sorry to hear!! she'll be in my prayers!
lovelyS says – reply to this

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the mega pizza looked yuuuuummmmy.
(:
wigglepuppy says – reply to this

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Everything on that list is disgusting, except Oreos. Oreos rule!
Belerofonte says – reply to this

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I'm seriously hungry now.
catsmeow says – reply to this

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the doughnut cheeseburger disgusting!
cherryfries says – reply to this

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All that shouts heartburn and diahrrea. Gross.
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Piggy we all know that you have them all just for breakfast so stop playing idiot and just assume it!
Poor you, no matter what you will always be a FAT PIG and that's obviously killing you… I can't wait for the headline:
PIG OF ALL MEDIA CHOCKED ON A CORN DOG PIZZA!!!!
heyitsbrenda says – reply to this

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snickers pie….yum-o (:
VirgoPixie921 says – reply to this

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Perez, I see you found Paula Deen's cookbook…
NYCluvsPrz says – reply to this

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Re: VirgoPixie921 – omg. :'(
Letty Spaghetti says – reply to this

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YUMMY!!!
str8clownin says – reply to this

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i got fat jus lookin at that shit eww
Mistress says – reply to this

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Re: PoisonBitchyIvy – OMG I just got an email about this!!!! I cant believe this - she's such a young, amazing girl. I was only reading her best wishes for the Victorian bush fires the other day - that's how thoughtful she is. Please keep us up to date on her condition - we're praying for her.
Sheri - shitfukshitfukshitfukshitfukshitfuk baby girl - get better honey!!!!
Bevi says – reply to this

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I'll have The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt and the Mega Pizza, thanks.
louiseuk says – reply to this

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That's not why I'm fat. I wish I could eat anything remotely fatty but then I'd be obese. *sigh*
bellanita says – reply to this

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The Chicago Deep Dish pizza made me hungry…that's not a pizza though, its a quiche!

Nacho burger sounded yummy till it said there were 5 meat patties in it. Gross.

The turkey duck chicken with bacon thing looks awful.
bellanita says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, the snickers pie looks yummy.

The 120 ounce steak…might as well go eat a cow ffs!
TWILIGHT__FREAK! says – reply to this

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I'm going to puke!
Terez Hilton says – reply to this

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I could have a sliver of snickers pie and a bite of the cheesecake on a stick, but all the savory foods look revolting- Especially when they have chubby fingers attatched to them.
ReganLoves says – reply to this

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The Garbage Plate hails from beautiful Rochester NY…
They will instantly cure ANY hangover and are the #1 drunk food on the planet!!!!
I personally recommend the one from DogTown on Monroe Ave, their seasoned homefries are a fantastic addition. Nick Tahoes is just too greasy for me (blasphemy, I know).

GO ROCHACHA!!!!!!!!!!
ReganLoves says – reply to this

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just don't eat too many…
i limit mine to one every six months or so - a girl'd gotta indulge SOMETIME!
bgirl says – reply to this

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Funny… the same day this site was featured on D Listed…
B-to-the-Rad says – reply to this

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That is actually one of the most offensive photos you have ever posted…usually the photos in this section are of the double chins of "celebs" that no one cares about except you…like Rachel Zoe…and are not actually offensive…
We have to wake up in America…eating is the new smoking…it's beome an addiction.
EmilieRose says – reply to this

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Ewww… Do people acctually eat that stuff
MR PAPI says – reply to this

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mars bars looks delish!
notthesymptom says – reply to this

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hahah a lot of those look yummy actually. Like that corndog wrapped in french fries? talk about two birds HAHAH
tuvitamina says – reply to this

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and thats why americans are fat!
schluh says – reply to this

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I have had the fried Mars bar and it is good but the fried Milky Way is awesome!
wasilla00 says – reply to this

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i just got stoned and can i just say there's few things i would totally eat right now!!!! YUMMY!!
ilurvesperez says – reply to this

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hahaha that's awesome
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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im not offended lol and deep dried mars bars are considerered a delicacy in northern england and are scotland second most famous dish, they're fit
jonaslove715 says – reply to this

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That was hilarious.