Jakey Poo Is So Damn Hot!
Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal > Reese Witherspoon > Beauty Buzz > Love Line
On Saturday, Jake Gyllenhaal and his lady love, Reese Witherspoon, were spotted in Venice Beach grabbing some lunch and doing a little shopping.
We loves that Jakeypoo is done with that awful long hair he had to sport a few months ago for his Prince of Persia movie role.
Short coiffed is how we like him!
Yum!
[Image via Ramey Photo Agency.]
Posted: February 9, 2009 at 6:15 pm




TOTALLY
hate her boots!
TOTALLY HOT RIGHT THERE
she's cute. love reece! reecees!
yes he is
Jake will always be my number one hottie! haha
umm hell yeah!
Stop shilling for this PR "arrangement." They ain't in love — and you know it.
jake looks especially hot i must say!
nice couple-next
What about Reese? I know you're not into women but she is so fucking beautiful. I fell in love with her in "Walk the Line" and wish i was creepy enoigh to stalk her.
i agree
She looks preggers and he looks hawt.
Hot!!! Reese is so lucky he seems like a great guy to have in your life.
My favorite Hollywood couple
Reece is a dolly. Jake has a giant head. Break up now. For the children. Dear God, think of the children.
aawww anit that tweet!
HOW TALL IS REESE WITHERSPOON 4' FOOT 2?
WTF is she wearing
Re: baba booey – fafa flunkie
ROFLMAO…"his lady love"!!! Too funny.
Toothy Tile ain't interested in no lady lovin'
gawd i love these two
Re: yankees21 – fafa fohi
I don't get it - is he Bi? I thought he was Toothy Tile…?
Hollywood is full of a bunch of messes, y'all. Well, hope they are both happy and at least being real with each other if they can't be with us.
Why is Reese wearing her Grandpa's boots? Not a good look!
Ya know, Reese is pretty and all that but she is about as appealing as over-cooked cauliflower.
Oh yeah he looks good! So, who's the baglady in rain boots?
Yup.. she's pregnant.. look at the baby bump
Apparently they have removed mirrors in their home.
boring but cute!
He will never be yours, Mario. Stop drooling over him.
Re: catspjamas – LOL!!!
Perez, I don't like you. I have never made a secret of it. So we blogged about you. How do you like being the subject of another persons hate and scorn? SnarkHunters dot com slash Perez.
It's all there Perez. It's all there. You waste of space!
Re: Boosted Palo – hes more den HOT
Jakey Poo is gay and hot, Reese Witherspoon is one fugly beard.
I have loved Reese since I saw Freeway as a kid (awesome parents, lol…they must've been out that night). She is one of my favorite people. Like most A Listers, she runs her own production company now… Type A…(Drew, MannMann, among many others). Plus, I think she's fricken adorable, I love Memphis and the south even though I'm from Denver!
The relationship is not fake. Jake was friends with Ryan PhillaPeePee and during her True Hollywood story they even ran a clip of him talking about the marriage and how great of friends he was with the two…so he definitely knew them! AND she jumped right into it just a few months after divorcing Ryan…
Can you be any gayer???? Why is it that you don't hate on bad lips Whiterspoon??? She left Ryan to hook up with Jake… where's the hate???
Luv Jake, can't wait to watch Prince of PErsia and Reese can stay at home taking care of her thousand kids instead of whoring around…
Too hot for her, that's for sure. What the hell is she wearing ??? Hideous.
I saw them together with that big guy on Abbot Kinney Blvd. Jake was in this cute store called The Modern Dog. I went in after them to see him up close. He is soooo hot and taller than I thought. Reese you are so lucky.
I saw them on Abbot Kinney with that big guy. Jake went into this cute store called The Modern Dog. I went in to see him up close. He is sooooo hot and taller than I thought! Reese you are so lucky.
Love them! He's so sexy.
She doesn't look too great there, but they are a gorgeous couple!
Look again…doesn't look like they are together, rather just enjoying a girls' shopping day. Check out the head size of the "thing" next to Jake…
I'm obsessed with Jake. Totally.
I would like to think that Jakey is not gay. But I can't get over the fact that he is not married although he is 28 but that his "best friend", Chris, is also not married as far as I know. Usually if two straight guys are friends one or the other gets married by their late 20s. If not, and both are still single, it seems…well….suspicious.
Daily Telegraph (London) reports that she is taking him along on a lavish trip by private plane to Egypt to inspect the mummies and antiquties there. One can only presume that he will notice that she is alive and different, and that might even stimulate him to some action. In any case, it will give them topics for pillow talk, like "do you think Ramses III was a better Pharoh than Amenhotep II?"