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Lola must be so used to it by now!

The Queen of Controversy is stirring the pot once more.

Her Madgesty has just unveiled the steamy photoshoot where she met her rumored new boyfriend, Brazilian model Jesus Luz.

The singer once again collaborated with famed photog and friend Stephen Klein for the risque pics, in the latest issue of W magazine.

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  1. 1

    HAHahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhaha



  2. 2

    ummmmm, ewwwwww. who wants to see some scrawny old woman screwing around with a kid. Those legs look like Grandma Clampett's.



  3. 3

    GROSS! It's like watching your granny in a porno!



  4. 4

    Ewww granny porn!



  5. 5

    I love this woman.



  6. 6

    Hey Perez,

    Did you know you have become the "Wal Mart" of blogging. You dont have and office, your disgusting, and you sit at home scratching your ass and dropping loads on your keyboard, and supposedly work…DISGUSTING
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    You are the wal mart blogger..LMAO I just visited your site to tell you that.
    -
    Back to tmz for me!! Where they actually Go in to work and have employees, unlike you whre you eat,shit, sleep and work in the same space.



  7. 7

    Re: harrybalsac
    Haha yeah



  8. 8

    Re: harrybalsac – Granny? Who you calling a Granny?



  9. 9

    he has a nice body! wow



  10. 10

    N******E*****X****T!



  11. 11

    Thank God there's no pix of Jesus falling into to the Grand Canyon!



  12. 12

    hot but i'm a li'l tired of the KLEIN shoots…….time to change it up



  13. 13

    So fucking HOT! I'd fuck the both of them. Good for her (and him!). No negativity coming from me! This is the Madonna we all know and love! I wouldn't expect anything less from her Madgesty! Yay Madonna!



  14. 14

    THAT'S NOT EVEN THE SAME GUY IN THE SECOND PICTURE.NO WONDER HE'S GOT HIS FACE COVERED.!! THAT BULLSHIT



  15. 15

    what is wrong with her legs in the first pic????



  16. 16

    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Take out your teeth and Jesus a gummer!



  17. 17

    For god's sake ! What the @%^$#*@ ! Ewwwwwwww



  18. 18

    Well no doubt she still got it. But do you really think it's such a good idea to put that out there when you have children? It's not like she needs anymore exposure? And now that Lola is getting older do you really think it's a good idea? Just my opinion…



  19. 19

    Madonna needs to go aay.. you arent young anymore!! You are an UGLY HAG bitch



  20. 20

    Where's Freddy Mercury from Portugal to defend the old dusty whore ? YO, DICKHEAD, come on out!



  21. 21

    With reference to Madonna, "edgy" has officially been replaced with "desperate."

    Dude on his back on the bed in his black underpants looks decidedly UN-AROUSED. What's up with THAT? Or NOT up, as it were?



  22. 22

    Can she put some pants on already??? Pass the torch. You've made enough money and garnered enough fame. You've made your mark.
    New blood = arousal.
    You're old hat, regardless of the hip photog or the complimentary lighting or the oversized sunglasses covering the surgically tightened crow's feet.



  23. 23

    Madonna was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her: "My, what a big vagina! … My, what a big vagina!"

    Madonna was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately: "Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"

    "I'm very sorry," replied the doctor, "please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it ONCE Once once …"



  24. 24

    He had to have his name tattooed across his shoulder blades…….in case he forgot who he was? Don't people realize when you get your own name tattooed anywhere on your bod, you'll just be providing fodder for hospital personnel who will see you as dumber than dirt? Go for something picturesque, or controversial, but your own name = dumbshit! But maybe that's how Madge rolls…young, dumb and hung!



  25. 25

    OMG! Are all Brazilian men into Necrophilia?



  26. 26

    putana



  27. 27

    she has children for christ sake. sick bitch.



  28. 28

    Madonna lives in her own 'reality', us mere mortals could never understand. I'm sure Lola thinks this is totally normal, and with a mother like Mads, why wouldn't she?



  29. 29

    Are you f'ing kidding me?? I mean seriously when you are almost 60yr old keep your damn clothes on!! I dont care how damn skinny you are, esp. when you are ugly on top of it! She can sing though.

  30. SuzyP says – reply to this


    30

    It's hot. I don't mind it.



  31. 31

    My thoughts? I think she is trying too hard. No doubt she looks fantastic for her age - but…I don't know, this seems… unnecessary?
    Does anyone notice he has his full name tattooed on his back? Wow.



  32. 32

    ewwww. She's so pale and has no ass or anything. She's all dried up. Its sad that she still sees herself as she was 20 something years ago. SHE'S A DRIED UP PRUNE.



  33. 33

    Good lord. Why couldnt she have gone out gracefully? She is so past doing shoots like these. We dont see you as a sex symbol anymore. She always has to be the overly aggressive older lady in everything. Cant she be feminine?



  34. 34

    I thought she'd stopped all this nonsense - she doesn't need to flash us her saggies anymore.



  35. 35

    NICE SOFT FOCUS AN PHOTOSHOP SO THAT WE ARE NOT DISTURBED BY THIS WRINKLEY OLD LADY AND A 20 SOMETHING



  36. 36

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  37. 37

    Re: harrybalsac – LOL @ GRANNY PORN



  38. 38

    Blame it on Rio… I guess the one doing Jesus is Mr. Klein



  39. 39

    Wait, are we sure that isn't Maxine from the Hallmark cards?



  40. 40

    ewwwwwww! and there is more? No, thanks…..



  41. 41

    My first thought: I need a bucket for this throw up in my mouth.

  42. free says – reply to this


    42

    Oh -whatever



  43. 43

    Mrs. Robinson



  44. 44

    wow the magic of retouching…..



  45. 45

    Bet the kids are thrilled



  46. 46

    she makes me feel sick.



  47. 47

    He looks really HOT!



  48. 48

    yeahyeah we know it. Madonna is old.. but I think for an old woman she looks f#ckn' good in these photo's!
    Steven Klein is a great photographer I think.. I like it.. and I'm not even close to a fan of Madonna



  49. 49

    Wow, those are SOME MICRO-TITS on that dowager!! What an awful scrawny and weak looking figure. Desperation and sadness and photoshop with a sand blaster.

    Madonna can't sing, can't act and is a pathetic Catholic, desperate hag with no tist.
    GO RAISE YOUR KIDS YOU BOTOX HAG!



  50. 50

    disgusting. She needs to set a better role model for her kids, i feel sorry for them.



  51. 51

    Re: Amazing Grace – YES!I agree



  52. 52

    Wow he is hot!!! She not so much!



  53. 53

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    SHE'S SIMPLY DIVINE!
    .



  54. 54

    the boy looks too young for her….



  55. 55

    Re: j9bean – Goit what? A international juggernaut on magazine publishing and photog friends who have no talent and airbrush and retouch her till shes not even remotely herself?

    wake up and actually realize you are just another madonna sheep..baaaaaaaaaaaa



  56. 56

    this was completely unnecessary.



  57. 57

    Madonna is a disgusting pig!

    I feel so sorry for her family– especially her sainted father Silvio- to have the whore of the family drag the Ciccone name through the mud once more.

    She is a hideously old biddy unaware totally of how to age gracefully.

    Verguenza.



  58. 58
  59. 29 says – reply to this


    59

    that leg pic is creepy



  60. 60

    So, she won't let her children watch tv. She is censoring them from just the thing she promotes. It's very 2 faced of her. Her children will figure it out sooner than later and go nuts!

  61. Dua says – reply to this


    61

    Count all the ways Madonna tries to hide her crypt keeper hands (and her eyes). Creative photography at it's best. Keep those claws covered. Remember the scene in the movie 1984 when Winston walks up close to the old hag prostitute that looked good from a distance? This reminds me of that.



  62. 62

    I can see where this is going and if she pulls another stunt like this in twenty years time then I gonna burn my copy of 'Like a Virgin'…



  63. 63


  64. 64

    …then I'm gonna puke!

  65. Aj20 says – reply to this


    65

    Yes she look like a whore but a hot one.



  66. 66

    and why don't you critisize her for having a ciggy in some shots?



  67. 67

    She is such an old cougar hag. Yuck @ those boney ass legs.



  68. 68

    She got herself a nice piece of ass, better than 'roid boy A-Rod, but I'm cracking up at his name tattoo on his back. Is that in case he forgets it so someone else can tell him what it is? Or maybe his mommy misunderstood about putting his name on his clothes when he went to camp.



  69. 69

    love her!



  70. 70

    OMG!! AMAAAAAAAZING. WOW. MADONNA IS THE BEST



  71. 71

    My eyes..my fucking eyes…why oh why didn't you put this under if you are easily offended!!!



  72. 72

    Beyond GROSS! Why does she keep doing these kinds of shoots? She looks like an OLD FOOL!! She does look good 'for her age', but that still doesn't mean she's not her age. She could age with grace and still look great, but this just looks silly. Jesus: "Is that BENGAY I smell???" Madonna:"Yes, darling. And watch mummies hips, I forgot to take my osteoporosis medication yesterday."



  73. 73

    Jesus Luz is 28 years younger then Madonna. This is so tacky. :-(



  74. 74

    Re: RedWingsFan – Hello, my friend!! Great pics, right? Jeezzzz……



  75. 75

    filth. pure filth.

  76. Toby says – reply to this


    76

    Such a wonderful role model for her 3 children! Sure wish Guy had gotten custody of those two boys!! SKANK!!!



  77. 77

    Madonna's back, like Britney Bitches!!!!



  78. 78

    holy shit she looks really good i thot she was with Arod!

    www.myspace.com/famous_donovan1



  79. 79

    I feel like I need to take a shower after seeing that. Disgusting!!!!



  80. 80

    Re: sillytart – Ewwww…it's a gumby leg! Well, I guess we shouldn't be shocked…we know that what we see is 98.9% photoshop, and only 1.1% real….she's and old, veiny, wrinkly, disgusting old whore.



  81. 81

    I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GOT THE KIDS!!! WHAT THE HELL??



  82. 82

    I dont mind Madonna but she's not god and I think someone needs to let her know that, and shouldn't she retire soon??



  83. 83

    Jesus !!!! :P



  84. 84

    Very Mrs. Robinson-like. Sad actually :-(



  85. 85

    that's hot.



  86. 86

    Yay her kids must be so proud.



  87. 87

    Re: EFF YOU – Actually, the idea of working from home and being able to sit around and pick your ass appeals to a LOT of people.

    Try harder next time.



  88. 88

    .
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    LG DOESN'T BLAME HER FOR DUMBING A-ROID–HIS DICK SHRUNK LIKE ALL RAGERS!!!!
    .



  89. 89

    Re: DonovanMar – HOW DO YOU GET THE FONT TO BE BOLD?



  90. 90

    Is it just me or does the "kissing" picture look like she just opened her mouth and set it on his face? There is no passion or sexiness in it….although how could there be.
    .
    It looks like a CPR shot, not a kissing shot LOL



  91. 91

    Re: DonovanMar – haha I figured it out!



  92. 92

    Hmmm…..A bit steamy, don't you think?….Especially when you just recently got divorced and you are a mother to your children and also the fact that you are 50. Come on Madonna, focus on being a great mum…..



  93. 93

    Kind of a tiny package there compared to David Beckham…..or is it just the lighting?



  94. 94

    Before Madonna degrades herself with these trashy photos,…she should consider how devastating and embarassing they are to her three children, whom she claims to love so much!!!!!!!!! Especially, Lourdes, her 12 year old daughter.



  95. 95

    YUCK! Shes such an old skeletal HAG. Why would anyone care to see zombie woman pictures? Eww..quit exercising so much and eat a friggen sandwhich! My condolences to Lourdes.



  96. 96

    And for fucks sake, Perez..her daughters name is LOURDES not LOLA!!! Shouldnt u know the daughters name of the hag u worship?



  97. 97

    Oh yeah, this is ORIGINAL.



  98. 98

    omg!granny porn indeed.I shouldn't even see this shit.the old tranny looking fart and her gipsy male prostitute make me want to puke.perez darling,you should file this under the "if you're easily offended" tag or create a new tag like "ugly pedophile cougars and male prostitution".and I really want to now how much money the gipsy got from this bitch to kiss her.
    p.s.is it just me or does this whore seem to u too like a drunk 60yr old transexual?



  99. 99

    That woman is disgusting. I feel so sorry for her children and happy for her husband because he is no longer married to an aging icon. She's gonna end up like Norma Desmond



  100. 100

    How long before she starts dating Lourdes' 14 yo boyfriends? Poor kid..imagine having a tramp for a mother.

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