John Mayer's Birthday Present For Jennifer Aniston?

2/10/2009 2:45 PM ET | Filed under: Jennifer Aniston • John Mayer

When you're dating a musician, you better get more than "Happy Birthday" on the big day, especially when you're turning the big 4-0!

That's exactly what John Mayer is rumored to have done for Jennifer Aniston. We imagine the song he penned for her goes something like "Oh Jen Aniston, guess what, you're 40. Hey, at least you're not Pete Doherty. That Angelina is so uncool, and your ex-husband is a tool. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

What John doesn't know is that Jen doesn't want a song - she wants a baby!

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68 comments to “John Mayer's Birthday Present For Jennifer Aniston?”

twigirl13x says – reply to this

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first? probably not =P lol

so cutie patootie.
i'm jealous
twigirl13x says – reply to this

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ooh i was first before! hehe =]
aj says – reply to this

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that was pretty bad, Perez
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Beyond idiotic with your gay ass song fucker.
Iwilldonkeypunchyou says – reply to this

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This should not have been posted, what was the point? Really…
Jubilee says – reply to this

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I used to like and respect John Mayer. That was a long long time ago…
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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Jealous much, Marito?
twigirl13x says – reply to this

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AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
moviebuff says – reply to this

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And you DESPERATELY want a straight man and guess what - you can't have one!
Sugar Titz says – reply to this

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Boringggggggg
PFF says – reply to this

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Good lord Perez, GET OVER IT.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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He's a douche.
I love my life says – reply to this

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Well, it's better to be talked about than to not be talked about…
you just proved my point and you said that earlier on a post.
I love my life says – reply to this

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Don't you have anything better to do than to talk smack about Jen & John?
You're pathetic.
lee loo says – reply to this

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you're lame
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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John-the only thing I like about you is your girlfriend
dmddmd says – reply to this

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I bet your stupid fat ass thought that was sooooo funny…fat body you are a fucking piece of shit, i say it everyday. You have no relevance to this world, you serve no purpose and have nothing good to share with anybody. You make money off being jealous of famous people. get a life cock sucker
GoyaBean says – reply to this

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What John doesn't know is that Perez has a crush on him. Oooo lala
JiLLianKyLe says – reply to this

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JEALOUS MUCH?! Hey Perez why dont u go stick ur head up Angelina's ass some more…
Stevie. says – reply to this

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actually, hes gonna give her his BIG HUGE MAN MEAT!!!! THATS HURTS YOU DOESNT IT PEREZ?!?!

oh yeah AND JENFRAUD is a FUCKING MORON!!
electropop66 says – reply to this

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hahaha "hey at least you're not pete doherty" nice perez
inth3reins says – reply to this

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Perez your an ass
morticia13 says – reply to this

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he is G R O S S and Jennifer is waaay out of his league!
Anaksunamun says – reply to this

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Well, John & Jen are now officially A-list couple, you know. He with his Grammies, she with her several no. 1 movies AND A LOVE SONG. Take it! Jealousy is a bad thing, but, you know, the UNCOOL people can’t avoid it… So, meanwhile, the ugly and the home wrecker were abroad, loosing again! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
mint says – reply to this

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both of them just want attention nobody wants to see or hear them anymore
AmbrosiaRose says – reply to this

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Good grief Perez! Do you really think if Aniston REALLY wanted a baby she wouldn't have had one by now? Just think she just might get stretch marks. Oh, the agony of it all. How will she lay around in her bikini with stretch marks?! She would have to think of someone besides herself. Can you see her dragging a kid around with her? Her mom did a number on her and she's still in therapy (that's what she said) dealing with it. People think she can't find a committed relationship, not so. SHE DOESN'T WANT ONE. Hey, that's fine, but I'd just like her to stop the bs by saying she wants a baby. Nothing wrong with her just wanting to live her life, but she should have the balls to say that her life is fine the way it is.
J3N-J3N says – reply to this

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wow- could you be any more jealous?? Fat pig
SWEETPIECE says – reply to this

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Nailed it!
I love my life says – reply to this

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Re: Stevie. – I'm surprised that stupid bitch hasn't posted anything about it yet. Lol! She says the stupidest things.
mamajud says – reply to this

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awesome peen placement on this one mario………good to see you haven't tossed all your creativity out the window yet
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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John will never be yours, Mario and Jennifer's career has been better than ever since you started your hate campaign. Time to move on…..
ANGELINA HOLIE IS A JUNKIE CRACKHEAD says – reply to this

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JOHN MAYER IS THE SHIT….I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYBODY SAYS…

HE HAS MORE TALENT THAN: the dumbass Brad Stupitt & his whore Angelina Whorlie
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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Re: mamajud – LOL!!!!!
banana21 says – reply to this

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hahaha wow perez. jennifer aniston is a great. her and john seem to have a good relationship so y not let them be??? if they break up so wat? they don't live to please u! ur always with ur "saint angie" shit. yea she has kids & wat? ur the only one STILL talkin bout brad & jen. get over it!. & john made out with you (supposedly, u kno lie detector test aren't 100% accurate) and now ur just jealous cuz they're together. love u perez & some of the shit u say is hilare but THIS is pure jealousy. along with u calling jessica simpson fat, umm excuse me how much do YOU weigh???????? cuz I'd like to kno! stop actin like ur shit dont stink.
peace.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – I'll second that…
dauphine says – reply to this

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Ooh, cheap mofo! You know she wanted a proposal!
Stevie. says – reply to this

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Re: I love my life – i looked forward to jen/john & brad/angie posts just so i can mess with that bitch's head…she should have her own damn gossip site!!!! shes hated more than perez! and THATS ALOT!!!!
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Karl_J says – reply to this

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Listen, FAT FUCK…..has Jennifer Aniston ever told you that she wants a baby? You seem obsessed with her, her ex-husband and his wife. That's not even talking about you hating so many women, picking fights with teenagers and being obsessed with becoming a celebrity. JEALOUS MUCH? CRAZY MUCH! OBSESSED MUCH???
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Supergirl says – reply to this

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Maybe he gave her "retarded face" for her birthday. I wonder if he makes that face when he blows his load up Maniston's puckerhole?
TORTEZ says – reply to this

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Note to Chinniston,don't date guys that are prettier than you. I'll keep saying your lack of depth acting with stupid romantic comedies are almost over…YAY!!!
Frusciante64 says – reply to this

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Stop criticizing him… It's a great artist and I suppose it's a great guy.
Jolly411 says – reply to this

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Fuck off you fat fag. NOT EVERY WOMAN IN THIS WORLD WANTS TO HAVE CHILDEREN. Ugh. Just because your favorite miss Skankelina is adopting every child in this world and pooping others out every other minute, doesn't mean we all do! Some of us actually have better things to do with our life and how do you know Jen wants a baby anyways? Exactly, you don't. It's just another one of your fucking sad presumptions. Get a real job!
brooklyn27 says – reply to this

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MAN PEREZ DRAWS PEENS ON EVERYTHING U R SUCH A PERV!!! LOL
thashizzz says – reply to this

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i love him and her i think they are freakin cute together and if they are happy why the hell does it matter what they do? LOVE LOVE LOVE EM!
HellenKiller says – reply to this

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Re: Frusciante64 – there is no way john frusciante is commenting on this site…i refuse to believe.
imthebitchthat says – reply to this

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they would make a beautiful baby
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Still… that's more than what you got from him…
An indifferent smooch and a video on TMZ asking you to stop harrasing him and his gf!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Re: Jolly411 – I totally agree with you! I just don't get it why at certain age people perceive single woman as desperate to marry and have kids… mmm news people! Some of us just want to have a nice quiet life enjoying ourselves and have already other priorities and goals we wanna meet in life… I'd rather travel a lot now, work hard and have a nice peaceful life with my bf, kids are not in our plans… we just want to enjoy our love and our lifes…
tayla(L)perez says – reply to this

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oh my god,
everyone is so pyscho!
Nicole_d says – reply to this

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Stupid fucking asshalo Faggez. If she wants a baby, who are you to say she life. can't?? Because you're alone, and never will find a woman to give you a child, it doesn't mean normal people like miss Aniston can't give birth to a little baby. I sincerily hope you remain alone for the rest of your miserable life. You have written to many ugly things to get any compassion. And it will be better for you not have any offspring: 1 ugly fuck like you is enough for this world. GE zijt nen lelijken, degoutenten rondello
MP says – reply to this

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I think it's sweet he wrote a song for her.
Nonymouse says – reply to this

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SO FUCKIN JEALOUS
YOUR WET DREAMS INVOLVE JOHN SINGING TO YOU
lisapizza says – reply to this

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lol perez that was low, even for you..
sahra says – reply to this

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HOW NICE, BEST PRESENT EVER I LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT IS.
sahra says – reply to this

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// HOW NICE, BEST PRESENT EVER I LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT IS.
sahra says – reply to this

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HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT , GORGEOUS, SO TALL AND LEAN LIKE A MACHINE AND NOT TO MENTION A VERY VERY VERY NICE GUY .
sahra says – reply to this

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I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY HE WON TWO AWARDS HE'S A BRILLIANT MUSICIAN.
Snickers says – reply to this

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Jealous much Perez? Him writing a song for Jen is better than anything ArmPitt ever did during their marriage.
SuriKlein says – reply to this

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If Jen wants a baby, she better tell John to stop screwing her in the ass and find the right hole!
stoney_g says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, this guy is so cool, just ask him. This is just an example of the shitty state of music today. And we gave him a Grammy, like what the fuck? Does anyone listen to this shit?
MaryRachel says – reply to this

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Re: Anaksunamun – I COULDN`T SAID IT BETTER !!!!
wasilla00 says – reply to this

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god,he's gross!!! she'll never have another brad!!!
scissorhandy says – reply to this

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No Perez,,,Jenn probably wants the song over the baby thing. Isn't that why Brad left her sorry ass…..he wanted kids….she didn't want anything interfering with her career or her figure?
Veruca Salt says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Jen!
You look AWESOME at 40!
LEts see what Angie looks like at 40
She is already …. \
Beat up from the feet up at 33
For GOD's Sake can can start by digest some fucking food
Veruca Salt says – reply to this

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We all know Brad won't be around for Anglina's 40th
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FOOD
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ALIVE

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