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John Mayer's Birthday Present For Jennifer Aniston?

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When you're dating a musician, you better get more than "Happy Birthday" on the big day, especially when you're turning the big 4-0!

That's exactly what John Mayer is rumored to have done for Jennifer Aniston. We imagine the song he penned for her goes something like "Oh Jen Aniston, guess what, you're 40. Hey, at least you're not Pete Doherty. That Angelina is so uncool, and your ex-husband is a tool. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

What John doesn't know is that Jen doesn't want a song - she wants a baby!

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68 comments to “John Mayer's Birthday Present For Jennifer Aniston?”



  1. 1

    first? probably not =P lol

    so cutie patootie.
    i'm jealous



  2. 2

    ooh i was first before! hehe =]

  3. aj says – reply to this


    3

    that was pretty bad, Perez



  4. 4

    Beyond idiotic with your gay ass song fucker.



  5. 5

    This should not have been posted, what was the point? Really…



  6. 6

    I used to like and respect John Mayer. That was a long long time ago…



  7. 7

    Jealous much, Marito?



  8. 8

    AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.



  9. 9

    And you DESPERATELY want a straight man and guess what - you can't have one!



  10. 10

    Boringggggggg

  11. PFF says – reply to this


    11

    Good lord Perez, GET OVER IT.



  12. 12

    He's a douche.



  13. 13

    Well, it's better to be talked about than to not be talked about…
    you just proved my point and you said that earlier on a post.



  14. 14

    Don't you have anything better to do than to talk smack about Jen & John?
    You're pathetic.



  15. 15

    you're lame



  16. 16

    John-the only thing I like about you is your girlfriend



  17. 17

    I bet your stupid fat ass thought that was sooooo funny…fat body you are a fucking piece of shit, i say it everyday. You have no relevance to this world, you serve no purpose and have nothing good to share with anybody. You make money off being jealous of famous people. get a life cock sucker



  18. 18

    What John doesn't know is that Perez has a crush on him. Oooo lala



  19. 19

    JEALOUS MUCH?! Hey Perez why dont u go stick ur head up Angelina's ass some more…



  20. 20

    actually, hes gonna give her his BIG HUGE MAN MEAT!!!! THATS HURTS YOU DOESNT IT PEREZ?!?!

    oh yeah AND JENFRAUD is a FUCKING MORON!!



  21. 21

    hahaha "hey at least you're not pete doherty" nice perez



  22. 22

    Perez your an ass



  23. 23

    he is G R O S S and Jennifer is waaay out of his league!



  24. 24

    Well, John & Jen are now officially A-list couple, you know. He with his Grammies, she with her several no. 1 movies AND A LOVE SONG. Take it! Jealousy is a bad thing, but, you know, the UNCOOL people can’t avoid it… So, meanwhile, the ugly and the home wrecker were abroad, loosing again! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

  25. mint says – reply to this


    25

    both of them just want attention nobody wants to see or hear them anymore



  26. 26

    Good grief Perez! Do you really think if Aniston REALLY wanted a baby she wouldn't have had one by now? Just think she just might get stretch marks. Oh, the agony of it all. How will she lay around in her bikini with stretch marks?! She would have to think of someone besides herself. Can you see her dragging a kid around with her? Her mom did a number on her and she's still in therapy (that's what she said) dealing with it. People think she can't find a committed relationship, not so. SHE DOESN'T WANT ONE. Hey, that's fine, but I'd just like her to stop the bs by saying she wants a baby. Nothing wrong with her just wanting to live her life, but she should have the balls to say that her life is fine the way it is.



  27. 27

    wow- could you be any more jealous?? Fat pig



  28. 28

    Nailed it!



  29. 29

    Re: Stevie. – I'm surprised that stupid bitch hasn't posted anything about it yet. Lol! She says the stupidest things.



  30. 30

    awesome peen placement on this one mario………good to see you haven't tossed all your creativity out the window yet



  31. 31

    John will never be yours, Mario and Jennifer's career has been better than ever since you started your hate campaign. Time to move on…..



  32. 32

    JOHN MAYER IS THE SHIT….I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYBODY SAYS…

    HE HAS MORE TALENT THAN: the dumbass Brad Stupitt & his whore Angelina Whorlie



  33. 33

    Re: mamajud – LOL!!!!!



  34. 34

    hahaha wow perez. jennifer aniston is a great. her and john seem to have a good relationship so y not let them be??? if they break up so wat? they don't live to please u! ur always with ur "saint angie" shit. yea she has kids & wat? ur the only one STILL talkin bout brad & jen. get over it!. & john made out with you (supposedly, u kno lie detector test aren't 100% accurate) and now ur just jealous cuz they're together. love u perez & some of the shit u say is hilare but THIS is pure jealousy. along with u calling jessica simpson fat, umm excuse me how much do YOU weigh???????? cuz I'd like to kno! stop actin like ur shit dont stink.
    peace.



  35. 35

    Re: _Alice_ – I'll second that…



  36. 36

    Ooh, cheap mofo! You know she wanted a proposal!



  37. 37

    Re: I love my life – i looked forward to jen/john & brad/angie posts just so i can mess with that bitch's head…she should have her own damn gossip site!!!! shes hated more than perez! and THATS ALOT!!!!



  38. 38

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  39. 39

    Listen, FAT FUCK…..has Jennifer Aniston ever told you that she wants a baby? You seem obsessed with her, her ex-husband and his wife. That's not even talking about you hating so many women, picking fights with teenagers and being obsessed with becoming a celebrity. JEALOUS MUCH? CRAZY MUCH! OBSESSED MUCH???



  40. 40

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  42. 42

    Maybe he gave her "retarded face" for her birthday. I wonder if he makes that face when he blows his load up Maniston's puckerhole?



  43. 43

    Note to Chinniston,don't date guys that are prettier than you. I'll keep saying your lack of depth acting with stupid romantic comedies are almost over…YAY!!!



  44. 44

    Stop criticizing him… It's a great artist and I suppose it's a great guy.



  45. 45

    Fuck off you fat fag. NOT EVERY WOMAN IN THIS WORLD WANTS TO HAVE CHILDEREN. Ugh. Just because your favorite miss Skankelina is adopting every child in this world and pooping others out every other minute, doesn't mean we all do! Some of us actually have better things to do with our life and how do you know Jen wants a baby anyways? Exactly, you don't. It's just another one of your fucking sad presumptions. Get a real job!



  46. 46

    MAN PEREZ DRAWS PEENS ON EVERYTHING U R SUCH A PERV!!! LOL



  47. 47

    i love him and her i think they are freakin cute together and if they are happy why the hell does it matter what they do? LOVE LOVE LOVE EM!



  48. 48

    Re: Frusciante64 – there is no way john frusciante is commenting on this site…i refuse to believe.



  49. 49

    they would make a beautiful baby



  50. 50

    Still… that's more than what you got from him…
    An indifferent smooch and a video on TMZ asking you to stop harrasing him and his gf!



  51. 51

    Re: Jolly411 – I totally agree with you! I just don't get it why at certain age people perceive single woman as desperate to marry and have kids… mmm news people! Some of us just want to have a nice quiet life enjoying ourselves and have already other priorities and goals we wanna meet in life… I'd rather travel a lot now, work hard and have a nice peaceful life with my bf, kids are not in our plans… we just want to enjoy our love and our lifes…



  52. 52

    oh my god,
    everyone is so pyscho!



  53. 53

    Stupid fucking asshalo Faggez. If she wants a baby, who are you to say she life. can't?? Because you're alone, and never will find a woman to give you a child, it doesn't mean normal people like miss Aniston can't give birth to a little baby. I sincerily hope you remain alone for the rest of your miserable life. You have written to many ugly things to get any compassion. And it will be better for you not have any offspring: 1 ugly fuck like you is enough for this world. GE zijt nen lelijken, degoutenten rondello

  54. MP says – reply to this


    54

    I think it's sweet he wrote a song for her.



  55. 55

    SO FUCKIN JEALOUS
    YOUR WET DREAMS INVOLVE JOHN SINGING TO YOU



  56. 56

    lol perez that was low, even for you..

  57. sahra says – reply to this


    57

    HOW NICE, BEST PRESENT EVER I LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT IS.

  58. sahra says – reply to this


    58

    // HOW NICE, BEST PRESENT EVER I LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT IS.

  59. sahra says – reply to this


    59

    HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT , GORGEOUS, SO TALL AND LEAN LIKE A MACHINE AND NOT TO MENTION A VERY VERY VERY NICE GUY .

  60. sahra says – reply to this


    60

    I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY HE WON TWO AWARDS HE'S A BRILLIANT MUSICIAN.



  61. 61

    Jealous much Perez? Him writing a song for Jen is better than anything ArmPitt ever did during their marriage.



  62. 62

    If Jen wants a baby, she better tell John to stop screwing her in the ass and find the right hole!



  63. 63

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, this guy is so cool, just ask him. This is just an example of the shitty state of music today. And we gave him a Grammy, like what the fuck? Does anyone listen to this shit?



  64. 64

    Re: Anaksunamun – I COULDN`T SAID IT BETTER !!!!



  65. 65

    god,he's gross!!! she'll never have another brad!!!



  66. 66

    No Perez,,,Jenn probably wants the song over the baby thing. Isn't that why Brad left her sorry ass…..he wanted kids….she didn't want anything interfering with her career or her figure?



  67. 67

    Happy Birthday Jen!
    You look AWESOME at 40!
    LEts see what Angie looks like at 40
    She is already …. \
    Beat up from the feet up at 33
    For GOD's Sake can can start by digest some fucking food



  68. 68

    We all know Brad won't be around for Anglina's 40th
    ~
    MUST
    DIGEST
    FOOD
    TO
    STAY
    ALIVE