Thoroughly Mediocre Lily

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British singer Lily Allen performed her new single, The Fear, on the Today show Tuesday morning.

She didn't suck. She wasn't great.

Just blah!

CLICK HERE to watch her performance and decide for yourself.

Thoughts????

    Posted: Feb 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      i don't think so.
      no thanks



    2. 2

      what a horrible song.
      well i only heard 30 seconds of it but that was enough.



    3. 3

      I won't stop, I'm sick of Mario being a fucking hypocrite, he brags about being on her show and pretends they're best friends, when she fucking hates him and he won't post that. This blog would be so much better if he wasn't such a self-promoting hypocrite!!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOq92aVbm94



    4. 4

      wow perez you bored everyone soo much they left.



    5. 5

      The Today show and you said yesterday shes going on the BIG O.I don't get it,whats the attraction?



    6. 6

      Re: m-dizzle – i agree 100% with you but you have to admit that there are better examples of perez getting slammed than this video. all she says is he posted some lame shit about her vag! everyone knows mario only has one friend and that's teddy. pooor pooor teddy.



    7. 7

      WTF IS UP WITH THE NEST POST…
      I DID IT????
      FUCKED TEDDY?
      WE KNOW YOU DO THAT!



    8. 8

      no thanks I'd rather fart!



    9. 9

      OOPS~ PEREZ DID IT AGAIN
      OOPS~ PEREZ DID IT AGAIN
      OOPS~ PEREZ DID IT AGAIN
      OOPS~ PEREZ DID IT AGAIN
      OOPS~ PEREZ DID IT AGAIN!



    10. 10

      BETTER THAN KATY PERRY'S SHITEOUS PERFORMANCE AT THE GRAMMYS!!



    11. 11

      ew why does she keep touching her hair? and like not knowing what to do with herself? LAME



    12. 12

      what's with perez's "center attention" and "i did it" posts that have no meaning and can't be commented on?



    13. 13

      What about the donkey dick?



    14. 14

      No, thanks.
      BORING!!!!!!!



    15. 15

      I fell a sleep watching it other wise I would have been first.



    16. 16

      I am not sure why you all hate this little tart but I kind of likey.



    17. 17

      Sounds good but they should have turned background music up or the guitar guys should have sang a bit….and they should have put an effect on her vocal;-)

      Support Tamayu…request and play his music—–myspace dot com / tamayu



    18. 18

      You hints aren't too subtle Perez - it obviously has something to do with Britney :)



    19. 19

      She doesn't really sing.. just kind of talks.
      Granted, I don't listen to her other stuff so I wouldn't know if she actually can sing.



    20. 20

      perez whats up with your post above this one??? "i did it" and you disabled the comments??? confused



    21. 21

      Considering her earpieces didn't work, which I'm sure you know it wasn't bad at all.



    22. 22

      Re: mama of two

      Are you functionally retarded? She calls him disgusting and says no one would ever have sex with him, and that even though he dishes shit out, he can't take it. Jesus Christ, watch the whole video before you comment, woman.



    23. 23

      seriously y do u keep posting stuff about her? she is shit, a wannabe no 1 gives a fuck about her!!!!!



    24. 24

      Perez your "comments off" posts are retarded!

    25. exBFF says – reply to this


      25

      WTF is she trying to do with her eyes? She's like a tone-deaf Susannah Hoffs.



    26. 26

      i wanna know what the surprise is about britney spearssssssssssssssssssssss



    27. 27

      You're stupid "hints" are lame PErez. Everyone already knows what it is. *yawn* That's why you've been being nice to Brittany. You want something in return.



    28. 28

      Re: New Yawk Punk – it's a britney announcement, bitch!



    29. 29

      Lily is a hellova lot more "real" than that fake mutt katy perry oh and by the way mario, that picture of you and dolly parton is fug. U look like a big fat oinker who ate the whole pie shop.
      JESSICA SIMPSON IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!
      U are just a sad sad lonely fukka who yup, did it again…..



    30. 30

      She's so awesome

    31. Dawo says – reply to this


      31

      Perez what is the Big News ?

      its something about Janet or Whitney :)

      right ?



    32. 32

      Perez better have a Teddy blog for all this teasing he's doing!
      .
      What did you run down the street naked?

    33. aj says – reply to this


      33

      REGARDING ABOVE POST - SURELY TO GOD PEREZ ISN'T GOING ON TOUR WITH BRITNEY - anyone have a clue what his big friggin secret is??



    34. 34

      I THINK LILY ROX!



    35. 35

      yep… blah… her vocals were up just a bit too high and it wouldn't have hurt for the chorus to be a bit more high energy… blah.. and she's some interesting usually



    36. 36

      all eyes on me (just like a circus)
      (oops) i did it again

      omg perez. what ever your surprise is, it has to do with BRITNEY
      what is it what is it what is it?!?!?!



    37. 37

      I meant more interesting…



    38. 38

      Re: aj – Well, we know that it isn't that he's a dick sucking homo! We are well aware of that one!!!



    39. 39

      Re: New Yawk Punk – it seems to me that it is all britney spears refrences, just a guess tho

    40. ynot says – reply to this


      40

      i don't get all the praise about this bitch. so-so singer, lousy human being. just go find that rock you crawled out from, and crawl back in. or keep druggin and drinkin and leave a mediocre looking corpse. over her.



    41. 41

      I thought it was blah too, I just don't get what people see in her.
      She has a major case of just get over your self just like Bale.



    42. 42

      I actually like this song. At least she is making an effort to come to the US and promote it. Go Lily!

    43. pabst says – reply to this


      43

      Re: Kymbo Slice – Abso-freakin-lutely



    44. 44

      Hey, Perez, about your secret: Are you going to be the ring master (or whatever it's called) for Britney's Circus Tour? I kinda get that from your posts.



    45. 45

      better than Lady CaCa



    46. 46

      see perez is using the old GABBO GABBO GABBO technique……..

    47. enen says – reply to this


      47

      much better than katy perry? you're an idiot.



    48. 48

      How it was Perez?????????



    49. 49

      fuck perez what is your problem all you ever do is moan and bitch about this girl. your like that horrible bully at school that used to torment you everyday. yea perez admit you had one two or 5 and hated every moment of it (isnt that why you started this blog in the first place)
      so get over your problem with the chick, she doesn't like you… so what
      SHES JUST BEING HONEST
      UNLIKE OFCOURSE KATY PERRY LADDY GAGA (dont get me wrong gagas all good)
      THEYR'E NICE TO YOU SO YOU DONT WRITE CRAP ABOUT THEM and you know that (which is probably just as sad)
      so stop trying to turn people against lily allen give her a break
      she writes her own shit and shes feeling this song
      I kissed a girl?? wrote by a record company to get 10 year old girls hooked on the catchy tune. that shits pretty disturbing



    50. 50

      I have to agree with others here that while Lily's performace was rather lackluster it was a whole lot better than Katy Perry's at the Grammy's. But Perez isn't saying anything about that is he?



    51. 51

      well . at least she is not bad live . not the same can be said about Katy Perry .

      (i like KP songs but boy , does she suck live :o



    52. 52

      FAT TALENTLESS UGLY

    53. aj says – reply to this


      53

      Re: M*I*A*R – lmao -



    54. 54

      uh, it's better than Britney.. at least this bitch can sing live…



    55. 55

      …gotta say, the original single is a heavily produced, to go on tv and do it live without lipsyncing is pretty gutsy…

      …overall it was a good performance perez…



    56. 56

      What she's not wearing apples on her boobs like Katie Perry? Jesus, at least she's thinking…



    57. 57

      What an utter waste of space and air. Take some of your cash and get a speech coach please. Loose the Cockney.



    58. 58

      She actually has a decent voice…it's just too bad she doesn't USE it. Use it with a good song, instead of whatever the hell this is.



    59. 59

      Re: m-dizzle – umm yeah i watched the whole lame ass video that you claim is sooo great! not that great! STFU!



    60. 60

      She's 'fucking fantastic' and so is her song.

    61. ~E~ says – reply to this


      61

      seriously

      um….NO

    62. pabst says – reply to this


      62

      Surprisingly, I liked it. Jeez Perez, why you gotta be such a brownie hound?



    63. 63

      Oh dear this bitch sucks and has no charisma. (Yawn)



    64. 64

      Boring. She shouldn't even bother.



    65. 65

      At least she sounds true to recording, they don't process she hell of her voice. I think she sounds lovely :) Katy Perry sounded like absolute hell at the Grammys



    66. 66

      good



    67. 67

      Re: Kellie – How can you tell? Sorry, I just know very little about the world of Britney. What's the significance of the words he's posting?



    68. 68

      I just do not understand why Perez is so jealous of Lily Allen??! Maybe because he is friends with only mediocre singers like Katy Perry…so he has to put down everyone else? At least Lily Allen has a good singing voice AND writes her own music…at least.



    69. 69

      I want lots of diomonds but i hear people die when they find them.
      least she knows whats going on in the world.

      all katy perry ever does is rave about herself shes pretty self obsessed



    70. 70

      Don't like that song (although this version's better than the original), but love her. She's got something.



    71. 71

      Heyy at least shes singing live, unlike britney when she 'sung'… moved around, on x factor!
      I lovesssssss lily!



    72. 72

      Re: james89 – She's hardly a wannabe! Just cause you might not really know her in america, you do realise theres different countries in the world dont you!? Shes BIG in the UK!



    73. 73

      SOME PEOPLE/ SOME SONGS JUST AREN'T MEANT TO BE SUNG LIVE….IF SHE HADN'T TRIED TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THE TRACK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. SHE SHOULD'VE DONE IT COMPLETELY UNPLUGGED. I STILL LIKE HER, THOUGH.



    74. 74

      I love her voice and the way she sings!!!

    75. kewa says – reply to this


      75

      you're such a hater perez!! i love her! she's fantastic!!



    76. 76

      Bleurgh she is meh



    77. 77

      She seemed a bit nervous but I thought she sounded good. She sounds a hell of a lot better than Katy Perry. Perry sounds like cats fucking when she sings live.



    78. 78

      Lily is great - more talent and originality than many others in the music biz. She's a true original.

    79. MP says – reply to this


      79

      That was the first time I've heard Lily Allen sing and I thought she wasn't very good at all. Why would Oprah have her on her show?



    80. 80

      Loved her!



    81. 81

      I love Lily Allen!!

    82. trace says – reply to this


      82

      that was bad. she'd looked uncomfortable without a bottle of jack in her hand!



    83. 83

      Lol you are soooo cheap! She talks you up on an interview and you are now all sucking her butt… hahahahahaha cheap slut and I know you like to be called a slut!



    84. 84

      Re: mindra – Yeah the big deal is that Piggy will do a cameo on Brits video of If you seek Amy… ironic since he trashed out this song… also he said on a public statement that he is crazy for a t-shirt that is being sell at ifyouseekamy site… check it out!



    85. 85

      You can totally tell she was completely nervous in the beginning.
      Once the song starts up, so does the outgoing, fun Lily.

      Of coarse the song doesn't sound exactly like the album version, but I would have to say she did quite well. :D



    86. 86

      I saw her leave Arturo's pizzeria in Soho yesterday and there is nothing special about her at all.



    87. 87

      Better than your piece of shit song, at least she's doing it live. Your song sounds worse than Kanye West LIVE and you did that shit in a studio.



    88. 88

      That's the problem with the music industry, they over-produce these albums to the point where artists sound 'perfect' (I dont think so but technically so) and then you see them live and they suck, big time. IT's a MONEYMAKER baby! I did just buy her album though, and for a pop album the songs are well written….I guess they just dont translate live..



    89. 89

      SHE STINKS !! Good Grief ,who tells these people they can sing! :-P
      Maybe they need to listen to themselves sing ,so they can see how BAD they are.

    90. pdmo says – reply to this


      90

      Seriously man, stop messing around w/ her, she is way better then that crack whore Katy and the shit the Ting Tings play, they both suck ass so bad. You have really poor musical taste, lets be honest on that.



    91. 91

      i like her music, i dont care about her personal shit



    92. 92

      I don't see the big deal about her. SHE DOESN'T SING. SHE JUST TALKS HER WAY THROUGH HER SONGS in her overdone accent, trying to pass off as girly or cute or whatever. Doesn't do it for me.
      She even 'talks' her way through her cover of Britney's 'Womanizer'. I mean what the hell is that?

      Ask her to belt out a decent tune… you know actually SING IT… Like Adele (Ok I'm not a big fan, but at least she DOES sing)..
      And she'd suck. Big time.

      LILY YOU SUCK!!!!!



    93. 93

      And fat. Hahaha. I hear that comment really gets her going.



    94. 94

      she really sucks. someone needs to shoot her in the mouth



    95. 95

      Re: Kate28 – WTF????????????
      IMPOSTER!!!



    96. 96

      she was ok…lily needs a major personality adjustment though otherwise she'll end up like amy



    97. 97

      well at least she sings live. I"ll give her that.



    98. 98

      i love lily allen. she keeps it real and she keeps touching her ear piece….she's not just messing with her hair to be dumb



    99. 99

      Um, not that bad. It's just the sound quality that's effed up.



    100. 100

      i love this song and i love lily, but that was alittle average.

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