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Let the camel toe and horse face jokes begin!

Yesterday, a fashionably confused Sarah Jessica Parker was spotted out and about in New York City.

SJPeePee was sporting some jeans, top coat, white scarf and silver purse.

But, perhaps the most unique item she had on were her shoes.

Sarah Jessica was wearing some crazy hoof-looking boots designed by Belgian-born Martin Margiela. Apparently, he's been making hoof-inspired boots for years now.

Gag!

Somehow we think Victoria Beckham is dying a bit inside for not wearing them first.

At least now the shoes match SJP's face. Ha!

We just had to!

What do U think of her hoof-like boots?

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142 comments to “Those Are Some Shoes!”

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  1. 1

    Maybe it's a new wave martial arts look hehe



  2. 2

    Ewwww…ugly



  3. 3

    blayho



  4. 4

    i love sarah jessica parker!!!

  5. Daxie says – reply to this


    5

    You are behind again Perez! TMZ beat you to this camel toe!



  6. 6

    PEREZ IS GOING TO A BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SOOO HAPPY FOR YOU



  7. 7

    I need a better picture, I can't tell anything strange about those boots from this dark mess



  8. 8

    She has to be joking - this cannot be serious. Nobody in their right mind would wear those without it being a joke.



  9. 9

    EWWWW…!

  10. yohan says – reply to this


    10

    I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

    GRO-OSS!!!



  11. 11

    And I'll add, ugly like her. She needs to get that freaking mole removed from her face. And buy her kids some new clothes, he always looks homeless….



  12. 12

    If they were green she could dress up as a ninja turtle for halloween



  13. 13

    Que diablo es eso!!!



  14. 14

    ewwwww yuck gross! oh fart on her for wearing twat boots!



  15. 15

    looks like dog feet! now she just needs a tail and ears



  16. 16

    Thank GOD your ass matches your face Perez!!!



  17. 17

    First, the boots suck. I hope this one doesn't catch on.

    2nd… Perez…. what's the news? Just tell us and quit making us guess all the time about everything. gee. And i hate the no comment turned on feature.

    Again… who wants their foot to look like a big ole camel toe anyway?



  18. 18

    They're Japanese tabi boots.



  19. 19

    Why would we want to call you? (Previous post)



  20. 20

    camel toe! eww!



  21. 21

    are horrible!!



  22. 22

    Ugly as fuck.



  23. 23

    HAHAHA! and no, I don't like them………….



  24. 24

    She's obviously the newest member of the Foot Clan. Someone better tell the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to look out…



  25. 25

    omg now those are so ugly! i sure as hell wouldn't pay a penny for them. ick.



  26. 26

    looks like a camels foot



  27. 27

    three words. no. no. NO!



  28. 28

    GRO-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!



  29. 29

    I actually called…but it gave me no information on your big surprise.



  30. 30

    Love love love these boots. Martin Margiela is waaay too cool for SJP. Posh would look a million times better, and they would be taller!
    kisses to y'all



  31. 31

    NIKE!!!



  32. 32

    Re: M.Weezy&trade!!!SEMICOLON!!! – I was thinking that…or he gets to hang out with her while she's on tour…?



  33. 33

    hate 'em…..i can't even stand a seam running down the middle of a boot



  34. 34

    that's a true camel toe



  35. 35

    No, I do not like at all!! The only reason for tabi boots is martial arts and they are designed like them but obviously these do not function like them. Just awful!!! yuck yuck yuck



  36. 36

    Not!



  37. 37

    Ewwww, those are fucking heinous!

  38. krose says – reply to this


    38

    ahaha NASSSSSSSTAY



  39. 39

    I have seen this sort of boot before and even in sneakers. It's not a new idea.

    Several japanese designers have explored it . . and i think there is a traditional link (correct me if I'm wrong). I think even old Onisuka Tigers had them . . or something . . .like long ago

    I guess it's something for her to bring them into a very somple everyday outfit. . . . . .but whaever.

    nice try sjp



  40. 40

    ewww perez they are so gross. vicki wears that hot shit tho



  41. 41

    Why would you want a camel toe on your foot?



  42. 42

    hey fat body…do you realize that people commenting aren't commenting with you they're commenting at you….you are truly a miserable fuck



  43. 43

    wtf is right. no. just no.



  44. 44

    HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HILARIOUS! That bitch is fugggg.



  45. 45

    Fucking frog feet!



  46. 46

    You are an Asshole and know absolutely nothing about fashion!



  47. 47

    WTF…….She maybe could have gotten away with that 6 years ago . but she's just to old to be settin TRENDS…. FUGLY



  48. 48

    Re: thinkingstereo – I was thinking he is in her newest video, or filming a video (interlude) for her tour.
    Yawn…



  49. 49

    perez…that looks like brooklyn, i don't think it's manhatten…but LMAO…camel toe ew



  50. 50

    actually i used to have a pair of cloven toed nikes. super comfortable and they give you a lot better balance. i dont know about designer boots though, they kinda defeat the whole performance aspect of the design



  51. 51

    my little brother used to have boots like that when he played ninja when we were kids -! :-P



  52. 52

    Cloven hooves—this means SJP's Kosher!



  53. 53

    Why oh why would you wear those.
    Damn girl.



  54. 54

    this concept has been around for some time. there's the five digit and split toe variations. nike has them called Rifts and Vibram Fivefingers. madonna wore them ages ago. they may look odd but they are in fact super comfortable, like walking barefoot.



  55. 55

    They are ALEXANDER McQUEEN !!! and they are unbelievable. talk about making the clothes HUMANISTIC. Ridic.



  56. 56

    they're butt ugly but i bet they're SUPER comfy..



  57. 57

    now, THATS what i call a camel toe =]

    [dun-dun-chuu!]



  58. 58

    i just hope those horrible boots won't become a trend



  59. 59

    Re: mamajud – Oh me too! I can't imagine. Those things are absolutely NASTY! I hate those damn toe sock things too! ARRRRGH!!! I hate feet! But I love sh0es, lol



  60. 60

    Are "hoof-like" boots any relation to "cloven hooves"? Like what pigs and other animals have? SJP's boots remind me of Japanese "tabbies"; short anklets (socks) with split toes to fit into the sandals worn indoors.

    I wonder if these odd boots are comfortable?



  61. 61

    Ouchhhhh..it looks painful..



  62. 62

    gross! it looks like camel toe!!



  63. 63

    Maybe it's a new cure for hammertoe. If that's the case I want to know where I can get some.



  64. 64

    Wow, big fashion flop. And I don't even think that they look comfortable! What's next, the emperor's new clothes. Jeez.



  65. 65

    I like to wear HOOKER BOOTS… :)

  66. enen says – reply to this


    66

    it's not that bad. if victoria was wearing them then you'd be like OOO HOW HIGH FASHION ON HER.



  67. 67

    so much for "sarah jessica parker, queen of fashion"
    **shivers***



  68. 68

    Re: Kate27 – hahaha



  69. 69
  70. Pac says – reply to this


    70

    NINJA BOOTS ROCK OK



  71. 71

    FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!



  72. 72

    Must that cheap bitch wear everything they give her for free??



  73. 73

    They're Ikitabi boots. www.ikitabi.com

    I'm surprised she went for the dull ones. They have much prettier ones and unbelievably comfy!



  74. 74

    Definitely UGLY!! I wouldn't be caught with a woman wearing something like that.

  75. Kate says – reply to this


    75

    Ninja slippers! I she going to be scaling walls in those??



  76. 76

    Re: Crack Is Whack

    So true



  77. 77

    These "hoof-like" boots made an appearance in the celebrity world numerous years ago. The always fashionable Gwen Stefani worn red ones at least 5 years ago. Therefore, neither SJP nor Victoria Beckham could ever be the first to wear them. Brush up on your fashion Perez!



  78. 78

    OMG! Isaw this on another site N i was thinking the same thing!! She did it 2 herself1



  79. 79

    all the money shes has and she buys the ugliest stuff! she needs to get paid not to wear those!



  80. 80

    Chloe Sevigny was wearing these boots 10 years ago.



  81. 81

    love her but horrendous shoe choice



  82. 82

    Yuck it looks like her feet have camel toes, ewwww. By the way Perez, I'm surprised you haven't mentioned anything about the fact that 200 people have lost their lives in the bushfires raging in Victoria, Australia.

  83. Merzy says – reply to this


    83

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW omg gross



  84. 84

    that's a real camel toe or maybe she just see the TMNT movie and be one of them !!!!! this is awful !!!!!!



  85. 85

    i was so butt hurt when i called that number that CLAIMED to lead to your big surprise but actually was just a ploy to get me subscribed to another one of your endeavors. seriously stop using your "perezscious" readers…i wish i had the integrity not to go to the site of someone who just wants to take advantage of me.



  86. 86

    She often dresses 'low rent' with her outerwear. Perhaps trying to blend into her NYC surroundings although the West Village surely has more hip fashionistas.



  87. 87

    CAMELTOE HAS A WHOLE NEW MEANING NOW

  88. nyc13 says – reply to this


    88

    i love her…

    theyre probably really comfortable too



  89. 89

    AHAHA SO CRUEL AND SO TRUE.



  90. 90

    yawn. Nike RIFT ANYONE. WAKE THE F UP MARION THESE HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 90'S



  91. 91

    I love her, but this one is kinda Ew-ful



  92. 92

    people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones PEREZ



  93. 93

    Only she can pull these off!! Anything she does is fabulous with me!



  94. 94

    no me gusta!



  95. 95

    www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com



  96. 96

    Ride a cock horse to Banbury cross, to see a fine lady upon a white horse!



  97. 97

    Actually Gwen Stefani rocked them a couple of years ago. I think they r fierce.



  98. 98

    poor camel!!



  99. 99

    those are Martin Margiela and they have been around for a gazillion years….they are a classic
    but definitely way too edgy for SJP



  100. 100

    Why! Why! did'nt Sarah wear the camel toe along time ago maybe Mathew would have been more turned on and never cheated ,I'm just saying,you know how the camel toe works,oh then again I think Mathew is more a mans man, don't think he likes the camel toe after all.

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