Those Are Some Shoes!


Let the camel toe and horse face jokes begin!
Yesterday, a fashionably confused Sarah Jessica Parker was spotted out and about in New York City.
SJPeePee was sporting some jeans, top coat, white scarf and silver purse.
But, perhaps the most unique item she had on were her shoes.
Sarah Jessica was wearing some crazy hoof-looking boots designed by Belgian-born Martin Margiela. Apparently, he's been making hoof-inspired boots for years now.
Gag!
Somehow we think Victoria Beckham is dying a bit inside for not wearing them first.
At least now the shoes match SJP's face. Ha!
We just had to!
What do U think of her hoof-like boots?
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/JAQLOVESPEREZ: That is actually Carrie Bradshaws st. in Grenwhich villiage My aunt lives across the street and some old cow lives in Carries building and wont let people on the stoop anymore
My Little Pony movie auditions are OVER.
ive seen sneakers with that kind of toe a few years ago, so the concept isnt that new
Nike has been making sneakers like this for years they are most comfortable thing ever!
The boots yes are FUGLY as hell but please don't hate on SJP she is awesome and her face is just fine!
Those boots are so ugly - I can't believe Lady Gaga wasn't spotted with them first.
Kardashian's vajayjay has a sole - hallelujah!
Bad joke aside…I'm all for retro-inspired, but this is just lost on me. Eesh!
CAMEL TOE
Disgusting BARF
Tabi boots. I own a pair. Japanese. Very comfortable which is surprising because they don't look comfortable. I had an obsession with ninjas when I was a kid.
This is too much. I need to comment on this in Spanish. La Sra. Parker ha elevado la definición de mal gusto a nuevas alturas. Es terriblemente decepcionante que semejante ícono de la moda acuda a estas aberraciones para llamar la atención. Qué pena que haya decidido reflejar la tristeza de su vida en su presentación personal.
the most hideous piece of fashion I have ever seen.
haha
You Yanks!! Leave it to us, the Europeans to know fashion. It doesn't always have to be about big hair and "glamour"..sometimes fashion needs to bends some rules and be interesting. Even with humor.
Sarah J. Parker always dresses well, learn from her.. and FYI Margiela is a genious!!! (Do you even know how the rest of his work looks like?!!).
Get your head around real fashion and art people, don't be so fucking narrow minded.
Peace y'all!
They're Comme des Garcons…you know, from the collabo with H&M….it's not for everyone….it's japanese….so there you have it…..
These boots rock and stars like Estelle and Roisin Murphy wear them as well. I've seen lots worse!
Actually, these are soooo 2 years ago. My daughter got some in Thailand back in 07, swears they're the most comfortable boots ever.
What surprises me is that nobody discussed the 'knife' hat that Rihanna was wearing to the pre Grammy party organised by Timbaland. Also designed by a Belgian, by the way. I love designers who think outisde the box, the world is grey enough as it is. Perez, you can't promote edgy singers like lady Gaga (who by the way also wears lots of Martin Margiela) and then critizise (sp?) another star for wearing the same designer.
OH WAKE UP AMERICA! - They have been in Europe for years and have been a hit here and not to mention in Asia - Ofcourse some shit like that would only come from asia!
These boots have been around forever. But just because something is fashionable it doesn't suit everyone. Remember the Balenciaga outfit Jennifer Connolly and Chloe Sevigny both wore. Trust SJP to take the ugly straw and suck a fashion to hell.
Did you just call SJP's face ugly? Look in the mirror Mario, you are the ugliest of them all.
…theose things are hidious and look seriously uncomfortable!
why would she wanna have pigs feet anyway???
ewww cameltoe feel X(
Well at least they match her horse face.
HORRIBLE!
VERY JAPANESE! I LOVE THEM!
she's a ninja
I can't stand this broad…this is just another reason why.
Gross!!!
Just because some makes it..doesn't mean you have to wear it. Bad choice and they freak me out a bit.
They're an atrocity!!!!!
Maison Martin Margiela. Amazing designer so stop hating perez fat-on
so everyday no mater what the weather is outside she has to be in her MONLO BLAHNIK'S. She doesn't live in Hollywood like posh does, so it's not always nice and sunny out!! Plus she plays the role of Carrie Bradshaw.
hell naww.
a hot ass mess.
she looks like a tragic parady.
just oh so tragic.
lol
i think they are creepy!
Re: i_know_fashion – Actually they're Martin Margiela… so…you might want to change that nick of yours
Vintage Martin Margiela boots. Seriously people, these are classic!
Re: sussu – Say it like it is Sussu!
UGLY…. UGLY
Hideous!
That is all sorts of wrong!
Boots with camel toe - now that's a fashion expression!