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Crazy New Couple Alert!

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Who's the new "lucky" gal that total slimeball Mickey Rourke is reportedly dating??

The original hot mess, our girl Courtney Love!!!!

How the hell did these two end up together???

An insider says:

: “Courtney has quite a crush on Mickey and finds him utterly compelling.

“They’ve known each other for years – she’s stuck by him through the good times and the bad. Now he’s back on the Hollywood A-list he’s gone up another notch in the desirability stakes.”

And it seems the feeling is mutual.

We hear: “Mickey texted Courtney totally out of the blue, around the time of the Golden Globes, asking to take her out for the night.

“They met up in secret and had an awesome evening. Let’s just say they didn’t stop at holding hands and a chaste peck on the cheek. They were supposed to hook up after the Elle bash and share a hotel suite. I think Courtney was banking on it. But Mickey was suffering from the Baftas the night before and appeared to be lapping up all the attention from women."

Maybe these two are just good friends?

They probably share the same plastic surgeon!

[Image via WENN.]

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53 comments to “Crazy New Couple Alert!”



  1. 1

    eeewwww!!
    what a nasty ass couple!



  2. 2

    Sex tape from Hell come up!



  3. 3

    Ahhh…filthy dirty love.



  4. 4

    Re: mama of two – Hey there! Just imagine all the incoherent pillow talk!



  5. 5

    These two are made for each other. :-)



  6. 6

    Re: mama of two – Then mix in a donkey! BINGO!



  7. 7

    Cool. I bet they fuck like manics.



  8. 8

    They both need Silkwood showers! Blech!



  9. 9

    2 CRAZI UGLY NASTY PPL DEF MEANT TO0 BE!



  10. 10

    Re: harrybalsac – mix in Mario better…



  11. 11

    Now, this is crazy to the max!!!
    Love Mr. Rourke….
    Re: mama of two – Hey, mama! LOL!!!



  12. 12

    Gross.



  13. 13

    the visual of them gettin' it on is scary!



  14. 14

    Mickey and women paying attention to him. Probably not for his amazing sex appeal but so see exactly where the plastic surgery went wrong. That would be the only reason I would look at him. Courtney is too blitzed to even see what he looks like, not that she is fabulous looking either…



  15. 15

    Mickey, please wear a rubber! For God's sake don't breed, we don't wish to see Letty B's avitar come to life!



  16. 16

    Re: harrybalsac – LOL
    everyone need a little donkey in there life!
    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – heyy



  17. 17

    they seem like they go together
    Re: Cheeky! – lol



  18. 18

    Re: Amazing Grace – Faulty to nurse: "Ingrown toenail, right foot. You'll find it on the end of the leg."



  19. 19

    They would be perfect for each other!!!!



  20. 20

    OH YEAH….and…JENFRAUD IS A MORON



  21. 21

    both of them have had waaayyyy too much done to their face.



  22. 22

    What a lovely pair they'd make. Break out the vodka and line up them cokes…



  23. 23

    Ahhh I KNEW IT!!!! I saw separate pics of both of them and the thought crossed my mind.. I was hoping for Mickey's sake he wises up and doesn't get involved with her. That is a recipe for disaster. I really love him as an actor — am happy to see him back on the front of the scene…. so for GOOODNESSSSS sakes please do NOT get mixed up with that Lovely mess!!!

  24. midi says – reply to this


    24

    perfect match!



  25. 25

    Re: Jubilee
    You are cracking me up :-)



  26. 26

    Match made on heaven or maybe with Cobain intervention!!!



  27. 27

    I can see it.
    Two with more to offer than superficial beauty.



  28. 28

    I love Mickey as an actor. I was really pulling for him and Bai Ling.



  29. 29

    Oh, no! I love Mickey. Please don't mess up your comeback by getting involved with this hot mess. Talk about a recipe for disaster…



  30. 30

    If they reproduced they would make the "Eraserhead" baby! Uugggh.



  31. 31

    oh good god imagine the children…



  32. 32

    Ah, what a "sweet" couple! They're perfect for each other: two outcasts from the mainstream of society that dance to a different beat. Mickey and Courtney will make such wonderful music together…

    There's no accounting for taste.



  33. 33

    ………………………………………….P-E-R-F-E-C-T………………………………………..



  34. 34

    Which asshole do I fist first? Coin flip!



  35. 35

    A match made in hell



  36. 36

    Not that Courtney's womb isn't toxic, but if they ever had a baby girl, they's call it Plastica Love-Rourke. I still think old Courts would give even this hard-assed bruizer Mickey a run for his money - the poor soul.



  37. 37

    The author of this article is delusional; i hardly think rourke is on the "A" list……

    haha. tell another one.



  38. 38

    I think they would make a nice couple



  39. 39

    Ewwww! Please don't reproduce



  40. 40

    I gotta tell ya, this is really a match made in heaven!!



  41. 41

    It's a match made in heaven.

  42. Ofra says – reply to this


    42

    Seriously, has anyone noticed his fingernails in other pics? What is up w/his freaky looking nails??????????? Can't see this pic but check it out!



  43. 43

    LOL! Hey, this works for me. I like it when lunacy is confined to one couple.



  44. 44

    I think they're a good match! Not everyone's life is perfect like you Hollywood a-holes…



  45. 45

    Perfect couple,to bad his dogs are smarter than the brain damaged bitch.

  46. AMO says – reply to this


    46

    Most waxtastic couple ever.



  47. 47

    Haha, and in The Wrestler, Rourke talks about how much he loves 80's music and why did that Cobain prick have to come and fuck everything up!



  48. 48

    I think it is a logical pairing…although they are each nutso! I see them fitting together nicely….can you imagine the drama and sex tapes that would come out if these two did have a full blown relationship?!?



  49. 49

    Eww, how creepy!! courtney, stay away from him

    COURTNEY LOVE



  50. 50

    what a perfect couple. i see it working!!!



  51. 51

    Ok so Courtney is paying you big bucks to report on her… NEW??? No stupid sellout PIG!



  52. 52

    Actually, I totally see these two together…ha ha …perfect!!



  53. 53

    They look alike in those pics.