Hands Off Our Man!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Paris Hilton > Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson better watch out!
It may not be just 13 year old fangirls coming up for a kiss bite!
Paris Hilton now admits that she's late to the Twilight game, but since seeing the tween flick, can now understand the Robsession.
She called Pattinson "beautiful" and gushed about how she "loved" watching him in the movie.
Stay back!!!!!!!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: February 11, 2009 at 11:00 am
paris is gross
shut up mario!
as if you ever had a chance with him!
Your up son, proudly go were hundreds of men have gone before! And then to the Px for some Valtrex.
I'm sure the herpes and crabs will steer him away.
I hope he has more class than that.
HE IS BEAUTIFUL!!
rob pat!!! i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaa…
i just don't get the facination with him.
not hot.
i give it 2 wks, paris will be hunging out with him. lol
They're both ugly, they should get together and stay the fcuk away from cameras.
Just jizzed in your pants typing this huh Mario?
join the club
pahahahaa
Ewwww.
hahaha she'll give him herpes
why am I not surprised ?…she will spread her butterfly for any guy….
Oh no, RPatz is only 22 , and Herpes Hilton is 27 . He is too young for her .
Paris is awful.
Re: harrybalsac – herps here he comes!
Rob better not spend one single night in Paris. Amen
letterstorob.com
oh noooo! achtung achtung!
She is such a ho!
Oh yeah, Paris is now one of his FANGS!!!!
she'd better not.
i doubt he is into somebody as :shudders: as paris…
but!
maybe she's going after him because Prince Harry blew her off…
either way….it's cute she can wish
i LOVE him! he's so dreamy!
She's a disease…. ugh, please be a smart dude Rob and stay in England away from Paris - oh shit… she just bought a house in England too didn't she. FUCK - come to Canada then Rob…… Stay in Vancouver and hide out there until the filming starts.
Oh HELL NO!! He better not touch her…but he is a smart man, I'm sure he wont go there… He needs to hook up w/ Kristen Stewart! They make a hot couple!
She is so not his type…..He is waaaaaaaayyyyyy to delicious and down to earth for someone like her stuck up self. It will never happen.
meh his funeral, or just a raging case of herpes
…so i think i threw up a little.
she's gross.
maybe she's going after him because Prince Harry blew her off……
either way….hands off.
I heared the fight between Rhianna and chris was over his Robsession too.
i would fucking flip.
Ew!! If they ever get together that would say a hell of a lot about his taste. BUT then again he "proposed" to Kristen Stewart and that chick isn't really a looker. Hell she's not even a real actress in my book. Yuck all around!
Re: letterstotwilight@gmail.com – I sure he won't sweetie, but don't stop checking that inbox every five minutes for an e-mail from him!
ewwwww!! Run, Robert!!!
I wish she would just fuck off! She's so stupid. She doesn't get it that she's not famous anymore and that no one gives a shit about her. Go away Paris, you're a has been!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paris you better stay away from my baby daddy
Well good to know that she likes him too. I only hope that Rob has more class and won't date her. She's a fugly slut. ^_^
Paris also approached the biggest icon of all times, Paul Fucking McCartney at the grammy pre-party, and said they should record an album together. WTF is this chick smoking???
that poor lad! courtney love now this thing! jesus. bitch better keep her hands off my man…
Oh No Rob! Hide! Stay away from her……She'll curse your life
Re: LizardKinG – No it was "Purple Drank'.
UGH! What guy in his right mind would want to stick his face in her crotch rot herpes infested vag? He might get a mouth full of herpes pus. Don't you go near sweet Rob, Paris, focus on rubbing that herpes ointment on your crusty labia!
paris is a whore. if rob ever dates her, i will die. seriously, no joke.
Pattinson has substance and real talent… Paris has no shot. She is annoying and has no essence… he is not a fame whore like she is, would never work.
he has more class
Re: Pink_whitediamond – i agree im no fan of kirsten she's too manly for my tastes but back to Herpes Hilton- paris has slept with half of hollywood, shes nothing but a skinny racist bitch with a huge nose and big feet eww she is so digusting i can't stand her!
According to OK! magazine, Paris is the reason Chris Brown beat up Rihanna. She really needs to stay away from other people's men.
NOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG run robert before the herpes gets you…..
rob would never touch paris, he likes intelligent women, and she's way too much of a media whore.. rob loves his privacy too much
She can dare to dream!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anyone but that hobag.
stay away from him!!! you super-fucking-ugly bitch…. paris is just hideous disgusting crab..
didn't she just buuy a house in london?
i will claw her eyes out!
back up std haven
Re: mama of two – Re: harrybalsac – Re: LizardKinG – hey!! i'm back =]
I would find him less attractive if he went for Paris. Part of his appeal is that he's a cool guy - down-to-earth, intelligent, etc. This would trash that image for me.
Stop blogging about Paris like she matters. She was always irrelevant, but now she is over. She is the pop culture equivalent of a used condom.
Honestly, I wish she would date Chris Brown.
hahahaha….sooo funny Perez.
But he already said he likes strong mental women…I don´t think Paris qualified.
hahahahahaa
that girl needs to stay back! he dont want HIV or any other STD's she's got float'n around in there!
back away skank!!!
Re: blaaaaaaaaaaaah – Could not agree more!!!
NO way that's happening!
BACK OFF BITCH! He's too good for you!
Robert (L)
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Hey baby! Come get some o dat on BBD!
HE'S MINE!!! lol.
If pattinson ever goes out with THAT (aka paris) then I don't think ill be a fan of his any longer
Besides…roberts classy and down-to-earth and sooo not full of himself which makes him appealing. PARIS HILTON IS ALL: "ME ME ME" 24/7
ugh
Re: Big Black Dick – hey honey, it's been a min =p
Ew, hopefully he stays away!! I hope he has better sense then that.
Oh Perez … I love you. You make me smile with your hilarious comments!
id like to think he has more class than that, but i have a feeling rob is definitely gonna spend one night in paris. i mean, hes not super hot, but i still would love to believe he wouldnt go there. shes a player.
run robert! run! lmfao
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
The dude is fuuugly.
OMG if Robert let's this woman touch him, even just a hand-shake, I will lose all respect for him!
Re: Amazing Grace – hey now, speaking as a 27 yr old myself, we are NOT too old! Sheesh, look at all the older men with little girls or even Ashton and Demi.. damn.
Skank alert. Paris is trying to spread her STDs to another innocent victim and Mario has to try and hide his mini boner over Pattinson.
Robert would never look twice at that dumb bitch!! lol
STEP OFF BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL CUT YOU.
I don't think Rob would even touch that syphilitic douche rag if she gave him a portion of her trust fund.
BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go and find some young dumb kid and hook up with him, leave RPatz ALONE!!!
bitch better stay off my turf! =]
i agree with her h is beautiful actually beyond that but robert and paris i just cant really see that happening
Re: FLCutie27 –
I just don't want Paris Hilton to get her claws into RPatz. xoxo
No worry, I date younger guys myself !
Paris is a whore. She would probably find a cucumber at the supermarket fuckable. Hopefully he's smarter than that.
paris hilton is a fucking genius !
buut no wwwwwway in hell will they have a thing
Paris is 28 years old.
no heeeell no Paris you are tooo late out and stay the hell out
WONKY MCVALTREX needs to back the fuck off. Seriously, her herpes fumes within 40 feet of Roberto will be a enough to make him go on a round of pencillin! Roberto's no virgin I'm sure, but Edward's Magically Sparkly Peen needs to stay healthy and intact for Breaking Dawn — we don't need Wonky breaking it off with her STD cocktails!
I hope Rob is smater than to get together with her!!! I mean he is the only one she hasn't slept with isn't he??? Yeah he is!
He would never go for a skank like that! She should stick to her own skank-kind
never gonnna happen parisss
ewww he has better taste than tha slut!!!
ps: if this was Paris circa 1997, when she was only sporting like, 4 different std cocktails within her, and she was still cute, I'd tell him to hit it. But bitch is all old and hagard now, that twat's like the grand canyon overflowing in STD cocktails…..She looks like she's 47.
I can totally see this but she needs to step off!
rpattz would not sink so low as to date paris.
another thing, he hates being in the spotlight. and all she wants is to be in it. it will NEVER happen. bitch better back off.
eww she better stay away she's a walking STD!!
lmfao! maybe she should pick up the books to understand that the obsession is with EDWARD Cullen after seeing Twilight!
Robert Pattinson is just the guy who plays Edward. I agree he's completely beautiful but their conversation would go something like this
Paris - 'You're hot & I'm hot so lets be hot'
Rob - "??"
ohhh hellllll noooo!