Hands Off Our Man!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Paris Hilton > Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson better watch out!

It may not be just 13 year old fangirls coming up for a ~~kiss~~ bite!

Paris Hilton now admits that she's late to the Twilight game, but since seeing the tween flick, can now understand the Robsession.

She called Pattinson "beautiful" and gushed about how she "loved" watching him in the movie.

Stay back!!!!!!!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 11, 2009 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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PICASIO says – reply to this

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paris is gross
mama of two says – reply to this

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shut up mario!
as if you ever had a chance with him!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Your up son, proudly go were hundreds of men have gone before! And then to the Px for some Valtrex.
Jubilee says – reply to this

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I'm sure the herpes and crabs will steer him away.
DirtyDee says – reply to this

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I hope he has more class than that.
KRISSIE says – reply to this

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HE IS BEAUTIFUL!!
luzclarita82 says – reply to this

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rob pat!!! i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaa…
mama of two says – reply to this

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i just don't get the facination with him.
not hot.
afgirl1106 says – reply to this

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i give it 2 wks, paris will be hunging out with him. lol
Sonas says – reply to this

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They're both ugly, they should get together and stay the fcuk away from cameras.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Just jizzed in your pants typing this huh Mario?
wants2Fedward says – reply to this

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join the club
rocket says – reply to this

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pahahahaa
SmlTwnGrl86 says – reply to this

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Ewwww.
I love my life says – reply to this

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hahaha she'll give him herpes
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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why am I not surprised ?…she will spread her butterfly for any guy….
Amazing Grace says – reply to this

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Oh no, RPatz is only 22 , and Herpes Hilton is 27 . He is too young for her .
lje says – reply to this

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Paris is awful.
mama of two says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – herps here he comes!
letterstotwilight@gmail.com says – reply to this

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Rob better not spend one single night in Paris. Amen

letterstorob.com
vonchrupek says – reply to this

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oh noooo! achtung achtung!
Sherri Lynn says – reply to this

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She is such a ho!
Notmybowlofrice says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, Paris is now one of his FANGS!!!!
sleezy*e says – reply to this

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she'd better not.
ashea808 says – reply to this

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i doubt he is into somebody as :shudders: as paris…
but!
maybe she's going after him because Prince Harry blew her off…

either way….it's cute she can wish
fairystar says – reply to this

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i LOVE him! he's so dreamy!
gabe's mom says – reply to this

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She's a disease…. ugh, please be a smart dude Rob and stay in England away from Paris - oh shit… she just bought a house in England too didn't she. FUCK - come to Canada then Rob…… Stay in Vancouver and hide out there until the filming starts.
Jessica The Pinup says – reply to this

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Oh HELL NO!! He better not touch her…but he is a smart man, I'm sure he wont go there… He needs to hook up w/ Kristen Stewart! They make a hot couple!
hellokitteee26 says – reply to this

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She is so not his type…..He is waaaaaaaayyyyyy to delicious and down to earth for someone like her stuck up self. It will never happen.
hover me charlie says – reply to this

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meh his funeral, or just a raging case of herpes
ashea808 says – reply to this

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…so i think i threw up a little.
she's gross.
maybe she's going after him because Prince Harry blew her off……

either way….hands off.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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I heared the fight between Rhianna and chris was over his Robsession too.
lanna_oi says – reply to this

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i would fucking flip.
Pink_whitediamond says – reply to this

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Ew!! If they ever get together that would say a hell of a lot about his taste. BUT then again he "proposed" to Kristen Stewart and that chick isn't really a looker. Hell she's not even a real actress in my book. Yuck all around!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: letterstotwilight@gmail.com – I sure he won't sweetie, but don't stop checking that inbox every five minutes for an e-mail from him!
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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ewwwww!! Run, Robert!!!
canuckistani says – reply to this

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I wish she would just fuck off! She's so stupid. She doesn't get it that she's not famous anymore and that no one gives a shit about her. Go away Paris, you're a has been!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aj20 says – reply to this

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Paris you better stay away from my baby daddy
TheGreyLady says – reply to this

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Well good to know that she likes him too. I only hope that Rob has more class and won't date her. She's a fugly slut. ^_^
Smells Like Meh Spirit says – reply to this

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Paris also approached the biggest icon of all times, Paul Fucking McCartney at the grammy pre-party, and said they should record an album together. WTF is this chick smoking???
medicallyfucked says – reply to this

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that poor lad! courtney love now this thing! jesus. bitch better keep her hands off my man…
bobi says – reply to this

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Oh No Rob! Hide! Stay away from her……She'll curse your life
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: LizardKinG – No it was "Purple Drank'.
mrs.robertpattinson says – reply to this

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UGH! What guy in his right mind would want to stick his face in her crotch rot herpes infested vag? He might get a mouth full of herpes pus. Don't you go near sweet Rob, Paris, focus on rubbing that herpes ointment on your crusty labia!
Brittttt says – reply to this

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paris is a whore. if rob ever dates her, i will die. seriously, no joke.
e-rock says – reply to this

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Pattinson has substance and real talent… Paris has no shot. She is annoying and has no essence… he is not a fame whore like she is, would never work.
fochotka says – reply to this

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he has more class
gemma0505 says – reply to this

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Re: Pink_whitediamond – i agree im no fan of kirsten she's too manly for my tastes but back to Herpes Hilton- paris has slept with half of hollywood, shes nothing but a skinny racist bitch with a huge nose and big feet eww she is so digusting i can't stand her!
TheOneWhoIs says – reply to this

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According to OK! magazine, Paris is the reason Chris Brown beat up Rihanna. She really needs to stay away from other people's men.
Jenki04 says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luckygem0205 says – reply to this

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OMG run robert before the herpes gets you…..
tynie626 says – reply to this

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rob would never touch paris, he likes intelligent women, and she's way too much of a media whore.. rob loves his privacy too much
sheba08 says – reply to this

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She can dare to dream!
Ashole says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anyone but that hobag.
Feeling The Blanks says – reply to this

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stay away from him!!! you super-fucking-ugly bitch…. paris is just hideous disgusting crab..
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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didn't she just buuy a house in london?
i will claw her eyes out!
back up std haven
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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Re: mama of two – Re: harrybalsac – Re: LizardKinG – hey!! i'm back =]
blaaaaaaaaaaaah says – reply to this

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I would find him less attractive if he went for Paris. Part of his appeal is that he's a cool guy - down-to-earth, intelligent, etc. This would trash that image for me.
JuneGordon says – reply to this

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Stop blogging about Paris like she matters. She was always irrelevant, but now she is over. She is the pop culture equivalent of a used condom.
JuneGordon says – reply to this

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Honestly, I wish she would date Chris Brown.
Paty says – reply to this

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hahahaha….sooo funny Perez.
But he already said he likes strong mental women…I don´t think Paris qualified.
hahahahahaa
Andrea03 says – reply to this

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that girl needs to stay back! he dont want HIV or any other STD's she's got float'n around in there!
D.Awesome says – reply to this

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back away skank!!!
Paty says – reply to this

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Re: blaaaaaaaaaaaah – Could not agree more!!!
javif25 says – reply to this

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NO way that's happening!
BACK OFF BITCH! He's too good for you!

Robert (L)
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Hey baby! Come get some o dat on BBD!
Lovely Love says – reply to this

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HE'S MINE!!! lol.
Aimee999 says – reply to this

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If pattinson ever goes out with THAT (aka paris) then I don't think ill be a fan of his any longer
Aimee999 says – reply to this

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Besides…roberts classy and down-to-earth and sooo not full of himself which makes him appealing. PARIS HILTON IS ALL: "ME ME ME" 24/7
ugh
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – hey honey, it's been a min =p
J.Ken says – reply to this

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Ew, hopefully he stays away!! I hope he has better sense then that.
helloevv says – reply to this

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Oh Perez … I love you. You make me smile with your hilarious comments!
BittenbyEdward says – reply to this

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id like to think he has more class than that, but i have a feeling rob is definitely gonna spend one night in paris. i mean, hes not super hot, but i still would love to believe he wouldnt go there. shes a player.
reckless_wreck says – reply to this

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run robert! run! lmfao
lamat says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
DALE says – reply to this

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The dude is fuuugly.
FLCutie27 says – reply to this

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OMG if Robert let's this woman touch him, even just a hand-shake, I will lose all respect for him!
FLCutie27 says – reply to this

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Re: Amazing Grace – hey now, speaking as a 27 yr old myself, we are NOT too old! Sheesh, look at all the older men with little girls or even Ashton and Demi.. damn.
Fluffy Kitty says – reply to this

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Skank alert. Paris is trying to spread her STDs to another innocent victim and Mario has to try and hide his mini boner over Pattinson.
AshyG87 says – reply to this

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Robert would never look twice at that dumb bitch!! lol
New Yawk Punk says – reply to this

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STEP OFF BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL CUT YOU.

I don't think Rob would even touch that syphilitic douche rag if she gave him a portion of her trust fund.
*_*B*_* says – reply to this

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BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go and find some young dumb kid and hook up with him, leave RPatz ALONE!!!
apattz says – reply to this

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bitch better stay off my turf! =]
the_next_it_bitch says – reply to this

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i agree with her h is beautiful actually beyond that but robert and paris i just cant really see that happening
Amazing Grace says – reply to this

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Re: FLCutie27 –
No worry, I date younger guys myself ! I just don't want Paris Hilton to get her claws into RPatz. xoxo
faerie217 says – reply to this

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Paris is a whore. She would probably find a cucumber at the supermarket fuckable. Hopefully he's smarter than that.
agustayr says – reply to this

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paris hilton is a fucking genius !
buut no wwwwwway in hell will they have a thing
sheba08 says – reply to this

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Paris is 28 years old.
rpattzdude says – reply to this

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no heeeell no Paris you are tooo late out and stay the hell out
lilnino says – reply to this

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WONKY MCVALTREX needs to back the fuck off. Seriously, her herpes fumes within 40 feet of Roberto will be a enough to make him go on a round of pencillin! Roberto's no virgin I'm sure, but Edward's Magically Sparkly Peen needs to stay healthy and intact for Breaking Dawn — we don't need Wonky breaking it off with her STD cocktails!
peanuts says – reply to this

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I hope Rob is smater than to get together with her!!! I mean he is the only one she hasn't slept with isn't he??? Yeah he is!
allisan says – reply to this

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He would never go for a skank like that! She should stick to her own skank-kind
Nikki Rose says – reply to this

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never gonnna happen parisss
claucast says – reply to this

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ewww he has better taste than tha slut!!!
lilnino says – reply to this

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ps: if this was Paris circa 1997, when she was only sporting like, 4 different std cocktails within her, and she was still cute, I'd tell him to hit it. But bitch is all old and hagard now, that twat's like the grand canyon overflowing in STD cocktails…..She looks like she's 47.
Crystabellina says – reply to this

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I can totally see this but she needs to step off!
eriberry89 says – reply to this

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rpattz would not sink so low as to date paris.

another thing, he hates being in the spotlight. and all she wants is to be in it. it will NEVER happen. bitch better back off.
mixedUpdiva says – reply to this

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eww she better stay away she's a walking STD!!
lunaxella says – reply to this

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lmfao! maybe she should pick up the books to understand that the obsession is with EDWARD Cullen after seeing Twilight!

Robert Pattinson is just the guy who plays Edward. I agree he's completely beautiful but their conversation would go something like this
Paris - 'You're hot & I'm hot so lets be hot'
Rob - "??"
wolfspirit89 says – reply to this

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ohhh hellllll noooo!