Hands Off Our Man!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Paris Hilton > Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson better watch out!

It may not be just 13 year old fangirls coming up for a ~~kiss~~ bite!

Paris Hilton now admits that she's late to the Twilight game, but since seeing the tween flick, can now understand the Robsession.

She called Pattinson "beautiful" and gushed about how she "loved" watching him in the movie.

Stay back!!!!!!!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 11, 2009 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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zabrina_hearts says – reply to this

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omg!! hopefully he doesnt fall for her
she's gross, & he's wayy to pretty for her.
plus he should be mine!!
Brunette-Barbie says – reply to this

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PISS OFF PARIS U WHORE!
Racquel says – reply to this

103

Hell to the no.
sumara says – reply to this

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congrats for rob.. cough cough. if he's looking for an easy way for it to burn when he pees, i'm sure he'll be in touch with paris.

paris is just angling for more press, its easy for her to say she likes an english dude now, considering she is doing that whole 'paris hilton's new british bff' or whatever that drivel is called.
bostonh2o says – reply to this

105

Ewww. If he ever was even seen with her, his career would take a major nose-dive.
Bay2LA says – reply to this

106

Shes Sleazy
.perezhilton.com says – reply to this

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Robert, I know you are a horny young male, but just ermember– a night in paris ends in a lifetime supply of valtrex and impending blindness from syphillis!
ssshhh says – reply to this

108

For the love of all that is Holly - KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM MY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
megz0501 says – reply to this

109

stay the eff away, paris!
jmduckee says – reply to this

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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jessica The Pinup says – reply to this

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PLEASE ROB DONT EVEN GO THERE!!!
kennerk says – reply to this

112

This would probably just amuse him.
I think I threw up alittle. *shutters*
TORTEZ says – reply to this

113

He needs to stay away from that bitch,she's incapable of loving anyone other than her ugly self.
Gypsy_Moon says – reply to this

114

Any woman who puts her attention on Rob is pulled in by his Dazzling. Every day I sing "You're Beautiful" in honor of him. LOL It's true.
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Does Paris have herpes and syphilis and all the stuff you say? I didn't know.
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I doubt very much that Rob would succumb. He has the world's harem to choose from.
.perezhilton.com says – reply to this

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Thanks, Perez. I'm relieved to hear something, anything, about Mr. Pattinson. Thank you, thank you! Rotten news, isn't it?
natters3 says – reply to this

116

hahha soooner or later paris was going to try and get her hands on him
RPattzislife says – reply to this

117

Too bad I'm going to marry him right!
FLCutie27 says – reply to this

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Re: sheba08 – well then she's DEFINITELY too old for him lol jk. She is just too disgusting for him!
Nikilicious says – reply to this

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he wont go for her… he seemed really interested in Hayley from Paramore! i can at least stand her!
but no, he'll leave them both to be with me……
in my wildest dreams! lmao
New Yawk Punk says – reply to this

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Re: Nikilicious "he seemed really interested in Hayley from Paramore! i can at least stand her!" – #119

I'm not sure if they just got along well as friends or if he was into her, but I would totally support a Robert and Hayley (Rayley? Haybert?) match up.
dave_o says – reply to this

121

rofl

try getting between paris and a man and see what happens prez
Kate27 says – reply to this

122

Still Paris + Robert is not as sick as Piggy Hilton + Robert… that will be gross!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Since we are talking about her… wasn't she a victim of abusse too??? I remember back in the days when she was shaggin Nick CArter he supposedly hurted her really bad??? What really happened? mmm guess we will never know.. same as with Ri and Chris.
jg5 says – reply to this

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paws off, skank!
c3cheer93 says – reply to this

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i would be sooo pissed if they ever dated. i dont think rob would ever even consider dating her though
hey,there ;) says – reply to this

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OMFG, i`ve been waiting SOO long for SOMETHING about robert.
Danielle AKA Dee says – reply to this

127

Wow What A Shocker…
Not Really…
MonicaMonica says – reply to this

128

I don't think he would go for her.
Atleast, I hope not!
tayla(L)perez says – reply to this

129

no wayyyy.
keep herfar away.
if he's keen my respect level is going way down.
Muse*d says – reply to this

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I think that Robert is smart enough to steer clear of her. She'll get her rep to ask his rep to set up a meeting, and he might do that because he's a nice guy and all, but I'm sure he'll let her down easy if any meeting ever takes place. I'd bet the Atlanta Hilton that she doesn't stand a chance.
Froggy338 says – reply to this

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Hopefully he will run FAR FAR away from that skank!!!
ix3perez says – reply to this

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hahaha "Robession"….brilliant! loves it and you perezzie.
addicted_2_twilight says – reply to this

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there's no way rob would fall for a rich bitch slut like her!!
Rob stay away from the dark side!!
heyitsbrenda says – reply to this

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I will CUT her! He's mine (: lol
twilightfanpire0513 says – reply to this

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Rob is way out of her league. She's a supposed whore, he's a respected actor.
mz.pattinson says – reply to this

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bitch better back the hell of my man!
Caitlineh says – reply to this

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He is in such an odd position! As soon as he dates someone publicly (and hopefully it's not Paris) it feels as if no one will believe his role as Edward. He should wait until all the movies have come out and the tweens to grow up! Give them a chance haha!
Miserys Mistress says – reply to this

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Re: New Yawk Punk – They would be cute together but Hayley is going out with a member of her band; the drummer I believe. But I'm not quite sure, I do know that she's dating someone in her band though.
Kanata_Eh says – reply to this

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I will have to hurt her.
twilight boricua says – reply to this

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dont worry about that !!! rob is an intelligent man he only goes for in telligent and strong women
!holler says – reply to this

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"stay back!"

LOL! hahahahahhaha. ohmygod that made my day xD
iloveyou perezzzz
chefrd100 says – reply to this

142

she is nasty
Divinesally says – reply to this

143

He has better taste than that ho, I hope. I say Kristen or Camilla is more up his alley. Too bad they both have boyfriends. LOL
M.Rod says – reply to this

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EeWwww stupid nasty slut.. Robert deserves someone waaay better!
M.Rod says – reply to this

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Robert baby stay in England!!! Don't go near that Ho!!!
Spunk Ransom Forever says – reply to this

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i will be so disappointment in him if he dates her she is not up to his standards
kritKrew says – reply to this

147

fuck no.

bitch better step.
gadgetgurl69 says – reply to this

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Paris needs to step off - I'm know Rob knows better than hook up with a skank like her. Nasty…
cblongirl says – reply to this

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guys be real ahah he would never, shes not his type, the most he would do is fuck her and thats about it nothing serious
AtotheJ says – reply to this

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tell the bitch to stay faaaaar far away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fukin late ass whore bag!!!
ellenlane says – reply to this

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OMG! Can Paris even read? I hope Robert stays as far away from her as possible, it will just ruin him. She is a gross, skanky, loser, who has nothing better to do than spend money.
GinaCullen says – reply to this

152

ohh hell noo!!

she better stay away from him!!

hes too good for her…!!
Cottonquinn says – reply to this

153

maybe she's going after him because Prince Harry blew her off…

Re: ashea808 –

Paris made a pass at Harry and he blew her off? See. Harry really is king.
shannon37 says – reply to this

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SHE IS SUCH A NASTY PIG!!!!!! HE CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER, LIKE ME.
lui93 says – reply to this

155

If he has any brains, and i think he does, he would stay away from her.
i LOVE rob.

gorgeous little man he is.
he needs to COME TO AUSTRALIA.

you do too perez
NC_NDN_CHICK says – reply to this

156

Well, as he has stated time & time again, he's into older women, like 5 to 10 yrs older, so she WOULD, technically, fit his age preference, but I hope to all holy hell he doesn't jump into that wide abyss that is Paris' hooter!!!!
Masha Zhabina says – reply to this

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omg!its so funny that parris love him!
ahah..
stay back!xDDDDDDDDD
RP
TwilightBarbie says – reply to this

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Rob would never go near Paris, he says he hates bimbos. fame hungry bimbos, soo that desribes paris perfectly.
megec85 says – reply to this

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does she have to jump on every guy who starts to rise to fame? i mean come on!
bacich says – reply to this

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yeah u better stay back paris hes our man.lol
Kelly Cullen says – reply to this

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DAH!!! No Paris; BACK OFF!!!
OMFG!! RPatz says – reply to this

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Hope that if Rob every meets her, he has the brains to stay away. HANDS OFF PARIS, his to good for you.
Jen K. says – reply to this

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edward cullen bby ;) says – reply to this

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4 real
b***
uruguay says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYY

NOOOOT PARIS NOOOOT PARIIS, shes so vain and superficial.. always looking for attention… and hes so deep and shy L)L)L)

HANDSSS OFF OUR MANNN U BI***CH!!!!!
strikeaposex3x says – reply to this

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he's smart i dont think he'll ever hook up with her.
So_much_Honey says – reply to this

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This hoe is slower than a row boat. *dead* @ her just finding out about the Twilight hype.
TexasVampire says – reply to this

168

I pray to god that Paris can read. If she does then read this..

Stay the FUCK away from Rob, you crab herpes bitch!
EhlanaPattinson says – reply to this

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RUN ROB RUNNNNN!!!
and paris stay away from ma man! shes a total ho
that.girl says – reply to this

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okay skank?
get a life mates.
no one cares how much you spend on clothes.
never did never will.
sarah25gutierrez says – reply to this

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that's probably why she's moving overseas.. .. psh. I hope he never goes for her.. lol us fangirls are luckily he's catholic!!
her lady bits probably lost all feeling by now–she'd probably sleep with anyone.. LOL
sarah25gutierrez says – reply to this

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Re: sarah25gutierrez – oops i meant.. "we're lucky he's catholic" LOL typo
curiousone says – reply to this

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*throws up in mouth!

ew…If the crazy obsessed Twilight fans don't put him into hiding this surely will!!!
china! says – reply to this

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paris can back the fuck off
gabbbyyybabyx3 says – reply to this

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oh please, her stupidity will rub off on him. he should stay far, far away.
robert_pattinson_is_sexy says – reply to this

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Pairs Hilton BETTER keep her stupid skank hands off of him if she knows what is good for her there is one of her and a WHOLE LOT of ROBERT PATTINSON fans and he deserves sombody better then her she is nothing but a attention whore and a bad actress at that he deserves somebody with some class and BRAINS
round is a shape says – reply to this

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Blah. That bitch should be in a pit filled with poop with little kids throwing peanuts at her.
DependsWhoItIs says – reply to this

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww paris hilton yucky.. go buy some chicken fillets
averyjane says – reply to this

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oh poor thing! run while you can (to me)!
robertlover95 says – reply to this

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i love paris but she really has screwed up and i think she has no chance.
notpoliteforcompany says – reply to this

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Sorry Paris, Rob has been quoted saying that he doesn't like colored contacts (he feels like they are masking your emotions and feelings) and seeing as you wear them EVERYDAY I don't think it will work out. Plus Rob likes smart girls and you are definitely not the brightest bulb in the pack.
pinkyme says – reply to this

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tell a name of a man she doesnt like lol..
rocksmysocks says – reply to this

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dammmm its like everyone is all in this girls crotch. people are in her vagina like they are her obgyn doctor. i could give a shit less about paris. but the way people know about std's in here maybe they should get a checkup. first she has herpes…then she has syphillis. where does all this shit come from?
now with that said. i love robert. and i dont think that he would date paris. they have nothing in common. i think that they will run in the same social circles and thats it. he just to classy for that.
newtexana says – reply to this

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stay away from him bitch!!!
TWILIGHT__FREAK! says – reply to this

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OMG HE'S MINE! :I
shells15 says – reply to this

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Someone save Rob! lol
katmiles77 says – reply to this

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Rob, back AWAY from Paris Hilton. Dear God, the horror!!!!!