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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Heidi Klum

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Looking like a girl from a Robert Palmer video, mother of three Heidi Klum gets naked for the new issue of German GQ.

Schlampa!

146 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

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  1. 1

    Deutchlant………



  2. 2

    What's with the whole "powder" look!???



  3. 3

    I guess the shitting pix are inside, you know how the Germain's dig anything to do with shit!



  4. 4

    ok boring. this person is lame. she has a flat ass.



  5. 5

    she looks creepy/albino to me



  6. 6

    Smokin'. Why doesn't most American women realize that they are supposed to keep their bodies looking like this? NOT big fat tubs of lard!!!!



  7. 7

    EGOTASTIC . com is calling: We've had that photo first. Thanks for stealing and not giving them credit.



  8. 8

    She is gorgeous!



  9. 9

    photo shop much? never thought she was pretty~ No ass and looks like she has saggy boobs she is holding up with her arms/hands. I dont know why but she bothers me~ NEXT



  10. 10

    Ok sure she has a great body except for the nasatal however I don't agree with her prancing nude when her kids might see this…. time to be a mother n not a model.



  11. 11

    Can we say "photoshop?"



  12. 12

    She's disgusting. I mean just look at the man she fucks on a regular basis? Stupid fucking nazi whore.

  13. Wisco says – reply to this


    13

    Why would they bleach out the photo like that? She is one hot mama. Can't believe three kids came out of that body. She's inspiration for all moms…



  14. 14

    I bet Alice is
    HOTTER!!!!!!!!! :o )



  15. 15

    Re: Miss_Maggie

    She's promoting the Aryan race.

  16. aj says – reply to this


    16

    assless!

  17. TZS says – reply to this


    17

    PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!! But she is gorgeous anyway……



  18. 18

    towel please

  19. aj says – reply to this


    19

    Re: harrybalsac – lmao



  20. 20

    TALK ABOUT AIRBRUSHING!!! They've erased so much she looks like a cartoon!!!



  21. 21

    CUTE BUM!



  22. 22

    it´s spelled schlampe with an e! not schlampa.

  23. Meesh says – reply to this


    23

    WoW!!



  24. 24

    After 3 kids?! Fantastic!



  25. 25

    Re: M*I*A*R

    The fact that she's taller than MOST American men might help her with this though. Seriously. Plus, Europeans, from their infancy, aren't taught to eat like pigs ala us Americans.



  26. 26

    Re: Long Dong Connery – SHE IS!!!!



  27. 27

    Re: LaDiva

    Here's the problem with nudity… it shouldn't be a problem. Only close-minded Americans are so against nudity. In the rest of the world it's not so taboo… seriously, we as a country need to get over the nudity thing. It's no biggy really.



  28. 28

    Wheres the bush??



  29. 29

    Way to be on top of things! D Listed had this up 7 hours ago!



  30. 30

    Heidi, möchtest du mein "Freund" sein? Mmmmmm, lecker…..



  31. 31

    JUST GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR



  32. 32

    looks like shes taking a dump.



  33. 33

    BUTTS TOO SMAL…..NEEDS SOME GHETTO BOOTY!



  34. 34

    Re: harrybalsac – Harry, she can shit on me all she wants, but if SEAL gets near my pooper, well sir, I draw the line there…



  35. 35

    Re: M*I*A*R – that is everybody n not just in America.



  36. 36

    How about some anal porn??



  37. 37

    BritneySpearsCAN'TSing'
    HOW CAN SHE BE A NAZI AND SUPPORTING THE ARYAN RACE WHILE MARRIED TO A BLACK MAN! EITHER YOUR SARCASM IS RETARDED OR YOU ARE!
    BY THE WAY YOUR NIPPLES ARE UGLY!



  38. 38

    …………………………………………………………THE COVER SAYS "SEXY WEINIE" ????



  39. 39

    ……..



  40. 40

    I'm sporting wood right now….



  41. 41

    Re: _Alice_ – oh my gawd, Alice is speaking "in tongue" to Heidi….

    which inspires Major Dude to announce the latest Balsac / Dude Fuggin Guy Enterprises movie entitled,

    Alice, Major, Heidi and Harry in "Mein Krotch", a tale of debauchery and bodily emissions….



  42. 42

    Re: _Alice_ – O my……… can i have a picture…
    I won't be able to sleep now……Thanks……..



  43. 43

    Not. Fair.



  44. 44

    I wish I looked that good naked



  45. 45

    Re: Major Dude – To Translate what Alice said is that she would like to have a three way with Harry and myself….



  46. 46

    haaaaaaaaaa



  47. 47

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Dong,

    you've ALWAYS been my favorite Bond (I did like Brosnan) help a brother out, won't you?

    Don't leave me outside watching, unless I can video….



  48. 48

    She looks like she's sitting on the toilet in the first one. Also, girlfriend's got no ass!!



  49. 49

    gross. she looks like a caricature of herself.



  50. 50

    Re: Major Dude – I can dig it. But no donkey!



  51. 51

    Re: _Alice_ – da?



  52. 52

    She's pretty but she needs a rounder rump….she has a pancake ass!



  53. 53

    Re: LettyB – No Nazi bone in this chick…..Hopefully mine though……….Heeeeeeee



  54. 54


  55. 55

    Re: LaDiva – Diva…there is nothing wrong with the human body & if anything Heidi should teach her kids to be proud of their bodies and not ashamed so put a sock in it honey



  56. 56

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Ahahahahahaha….nice try;)



  57. 57

    is she a slut cause she is a mother and she is naked???



  58. 58

    could they just once show the real bodies of these models without taking away
    everything that makes thm human…especially after shitting out 3 kids!!!! she looks like a soulless , fake , airbrushed bubblehead………..fuck off



  59. 59

    Holy shit…this is so freaking hot. I just got a major boner….



  60. 60

    Re: LettyB – hey letty b



  61. 61

    Where's her ass?? They must've photoshopped it out.



  62. 62

    Re: Major Dude – Always help a bro……..



  63. 63

    Re: _Alice_ – lecker….. lecker….. lecker….. Auh du liebe….
    Miene wurst ist ouch lecker….. lecker….. heeeeeeeeeee



  64. 64

    Re: _Alice_ – HAHAHAHAHAHA! DONKEY!!!



  65. 65

    she doesn't look real.



  66. 66

    Re: i_love_madge_ass – IS THAT YOU MAD GORILLA!



  67. 67

    Re: Jezzabelle

    No, no more nasty ghetto booty. This is a real ass. No fat, squishy, nasty shit.



  68. 68

    To britneyspearscantsing:
    Well I like my conservative self. I feel your body is a temple to be treated with respect. And no I don't agree that ppl should degrage themselves… oh n for your information not all americans eat as pigs… I find that insulting how you classify us all the same when I know for a fact there are plenty of fat ppl outside of America. Get a clue…



  69. 69

    Wow. Or however you say that in German.



  70. 70

    "Schlampe" is actually not a very nice thing to call soneone … in german.
    I don't like her a lot but she is none.



  71. 71

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Hahahahahaha…….

  72. wendi says – reply to this


    72

    whoever photoshopped this picture should be fired, she doesn't even look human and she's missing a few toes.



  73. 73

    ICKY POO! A GIRL. I NEEDS ME SOME MAN CANDY…TEE HEE.



  74. 74

    Looks like she's taking a big dump and loving every minute of it.



  75. 75

    Re: LettyB – Just talking about the lady love!



  76. 76

    Re: LusciousLiz – no you put a sock in it… As I said I feel our bodies are temples so therefore no I don't believe it should be show-cased as such…



  77. 77

    Re: i_love_madge_ass – Hey there!!! :)



  78. 78

    Re: LettyB – the nips look like an extra set of mini titties



  79. 79

    Great pictures which have been photoshopped, airbrushed etc. her body may look fine after having children but it doesn’t look like that.



  80. 80

    they airbrushed the hell outta her……don't think she should be posing with no clothing on though….she does have 3 kids that are going to see that. I'm American though which means I'm fat and modest………mmmm,sarcasm……



  81. 81

    Her eyebrows are too dark.



  82. 82

    schlampa? wenn schon schlampE und "schlampe" meens bitch!!!?!?!



  83. 83

    she looks like an alien…her body is so long and so fucking white! wonder if they ran an article in there about how she sued an unemployed german butcher for 2500 dollars, bitch!!

    FUCK YOU FAT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  84. 84

    Re: LoveConquersAll – IS THAT YOU OG!!!!!



  85. 85

    she looks like a dude



  86. 86

    Re: mamajud – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



  87. 87

    Eew I don't like her…here in germany she's like BIG with this shitty show 'Germany's Next Topmodel'..watching it right now, though… she's super annoying



  88. 88

    This woman just doesn't do it for me - sick of seeing her everywhere I look. She looks old and tired and out of shape next to the likes of Ambrosia et all at the Victoria's Secret events. Even before popping out three kids she was never a standout beauty. And then there's Project Runway…ugh. She has ZERO TV personality.



  89. 89

    She looks like a tranny - shame cause she's gorgeous.



  90. 90

    I LOVE HER! so beautiful!



  91. 91

    She looks great!



  92. 92

    I bet even her poop is beautiful.



  93. 93

    I like her personality but her body looks like a teenaged boy.



  94. 94

    Very nice…..then I remember she's married to one of the most ugliest men on the face of this earth.
    .
    .
    Sex appeal down v75%v



  95. 95

    remember that movie Powder? lol



  96. 96

    the brows, the lips, the body. Hot!



  97. 97

    Re: Ms.Ems – hahaha…we always goof when there's nothing on that we should rent powder



  98. 98

    PEREZ, its SchlampE, not schlampA.
    SCHLAMPE. Get it?



  99. 99

    Heidi Klum is a PIG I wish she lived in camel country where they would give her 1000 lashes with a whip for the Sick, Sick, Sick, relationship she has with that freak? Her parents must be sick to their stomach when they see her with IT?



  100. 100

    What the fuck is Schlampa? If you wanted to write the german word for "whore" you completely failed, Perez u dumbass.

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