Completely Gratuitous

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   Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Deutchlant………

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   Miss_Maggie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   What's with the whole "powder" look!???

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   harrybalsac says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I guess the shitting pix are inside, you know how the Germain's dig anything to do with shit!

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   Perez's_Official_ Replyer says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   ok boring. this person is lame. she has a flat ass.

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   wayzata state*oh eight says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   she looks creepy/albino to me

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   M*I*A*R says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Smokin'. Why doesn't most American women realize that they are supposed to keep their bodies looking like this? NOT big fat tubs of lard!!!!

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   EGOTASTIC . com is calling: We've had that photo first. Thanks for stealing and not giving them credit.

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   BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   She is gorgeous!

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   lolololo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   photo shop much? never thought she was pretty~ No ass and looks like she has saggy boobs she is holding up with her arms/hands. I dont know why but she bothers me~ NEXT

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    Ok sure she has a great body except for the nasatal however I don't agree with her prancing nude when her kids might see this…. time to be a mother n not a model.

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    Can we say "photoshop?"

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    BritneySpearsCAN'TSing says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She's disgusting. I mean just look at the man she fucks on a regular basis? Stupid fucking nazi whore.

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    Wisco says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why would they bleach out the photo like that? She is one hot mama. Can't believe three kids came out of that body. She's inspiration for all moms…

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    Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I bet Alice is
    HOTTER!!!!!!!!! )

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    BritneySpearsCAN'TSing says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Miss_Maggie –

    She's promoting the Aryan race.

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    aj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    assless!

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    TZS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!! But she is gorgeous anyway……

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    Major Dude says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    towel please

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    aj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: harrybalsac – lmao

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    moviebuff says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    TALK ABOUT AIRBRUSHING!!! They've erased so much she looks like a cartoon!!!

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    LettyB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    CUTE BUM!

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    juditta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    it´s spelled schlampe with an e! not schlampa.

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    Meesh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WoW!!

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    Spindoc says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    After 3 kids?! Fantastic!

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    BritneySpearsCAN'TSing says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: M*I*A*R –

    The fact that she's taller than MOST American men might help her with this though. Seriously. Plus, Europeans, from their infancy, aren't taught to eat like pigs ala us Americans.

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    Re: Long Dong Connery – SHE IS!!!!

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    BritneySpearsCAN'TSing says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: LaDiva –

    Here's the problem with nudity… it shouldn't be a problem. Only close-minded Americans are so against nudity. In the rest of the world it's not so taboo… seriously, we as a country need to get over the nudity thing. It's no biggy really.

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    Wheres the bush??

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    Snuggies keep me snug and happy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Way to be on top of things! D Listed had this up 7 hours ago!

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    _Alice_ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi, möchtest du mein "Freund" sein? Mmmmmm, lecker…..

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    JUST GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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    lu-lu-lu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    looks like shes taking a dump.

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    Jezzabelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BUTTS TOO SMAL…..NEEDS SOME GHETTO BOOTY!

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    Major Dude says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: harrybalsac – Harry, she can shit on me all she wants, but if SEAL gets near my pooper, well sir, I draw the line there…

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    LaDiva says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: M*I*A*R – that is everybody n not just in America.

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    How about some anal porn??

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    LettyB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BritneySpearsCAN'TSing'
    HOW CAN SHE BE A NAZI AND SUPPORTING THE ARYAN RACE WHILE MARRIED TO A BLACK MAN! EITHER YOUR SARCASM IS RETARDED OR YOU ARE!
    BY THE WAY YOUR NIPPLES ARE UGLY!

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    …………………………………………………………THE COVER SAYS "SEXY WEINIE" ????

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    Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ……..

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    I'm sporting wood right now….

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    Re: _Alice_ – oh my gawd, Alice is speaking "in tongue" to Heidi….

    which inspires Major Dude to announce the latest Balsac / Dude Fuggin Guy Enterprises movie entitled,

    Alice, Major, Heidi and Harry in "Mein Krotch", a tale of debauchery and bodily emissions….

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    Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: _Alice_ – O my……… can i have a picture…
    I won't be able to sleep now……Thanks……..

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    Not. Fair.

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    cstlmo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I wish I looked that good naked

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    Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Major Dude – To Translate what Alice said is that she would like to have a three way with Harry and myself….

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    Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haaaaaaaaaa

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    Re: Long Dong Connery – Dong,

    you've ALWAYS been my favorite Bond (I did like Brosnan) help a brother out, won't you?

    Don't leave me outside watching, unless I can video….

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    Can't wait for your 15 minutes to be up says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She looks like she's sitting on the toilet in the first one. Also, girlfriend's got no ass!!

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    gross. she looks like a caricature of herself.

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    Re: Major Dude – I can dig it. But no donkey!

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    Re: _Alice_ – da?

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    She's pretty but she needs a rounder rump….she has a pancake ass!

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    Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: LettyB – No Nazi bone in this chick…..Hopefully mine though……….Heeeeeeee

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    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – heyyy.

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    Re: LaDiva – Diva…there is nothing wrong with the human body & if anything Heidi should teach her kids to be proud of their bodies and not ashamed so put a sock in it honey

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    Re: Long Dong Connery – Ahahahahahaha….nice try;)

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    i_love_madge_ass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    is she a slut cause she is a mother and she is naked???

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    could they just once show the real bodies of these models without taking away
    everything that makes thm human…especially after shitting out 3 kids!!!! she looks like a soulless , fake , airbrushed bubblehead………..fuck off

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    Holy shit…this is so freaking hot. I just got a major boner….

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    Re: LettyB – hey letty b

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    Miss USA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Where's her ass?? They must've photoshopped it out.

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    Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Major Dude – Always help a bro……..

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    Long Dong Connery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: _Alice_ – lecker….. lecker….. lecker….. Auh du liebe….
    Miene wurst ist ouch lecker….. lecker….. heeeeeeeeeee

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    Re: _Alice_ – HAHAHAHAHAHA! DONKEY!!!

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    she doesn't look real.

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    Re: i_love_madge_ass – IS THAT YOU MAD GORILLA!

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    Re: Jezzabelle –

    No, no more nasty ghetto booty. This is a real ass. No fat, squishy, nasty shit.

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    LaDiva says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    To britneyspearscantsing:
    Well I like my conservative self. I feel your body is a temple to be treated with respect. And no I don't agree that ppl should degrage themselves… oh n for your information not all americans eat as pigs… I find that insulting how you classify us all the same when I know for a fact there are plenty of fat ppl outside of America. Get a clue…

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    mike@suckstobeyoublog.com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wow. Or however you say that in German.

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    Walda Potheke says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Schlampe" is actually not a very nice thing to call soneone … in german.
    I don't like her a lot but she is none.

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    Re: Long Dong Connery – Hahahahahaha…….

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    whoever photoshopped this picture should be fired, she doesn't even look human and she's missing a few toes.

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    ICKY POO! A GIRL. I NEEDS ME SOME MAN CANDY…TEE HEE.

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    Looks like she's taking a big dump and loving every minute of it.

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    Re: LettyB – Just talking about the lady love!

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    Re: LusciousLiz – no you put a sock in it… As I said I feel our bodies are temples so therefore no I don't believe it should be show-cased as such…

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    Re: i_love_madge_ass – Hey there!!!

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    Re: LettyB – the nips look like an extra set of mini titties

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    Great pictures which have been photoshopped, airbrushed etc. her body may look fine after having children but it doesn’t look like that.

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    they airbrushed the hell outta her……don't think she should be posing with no clothing on though….she does have 3 kids that are going to see that. I'm American though which means I'm fat and modest………mmmm,sarcasm……

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    Her eyebrows are too dark.

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    schlampa? wenn schon schlampE und "schlampe" meens bitch!!!?!?!

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    she looks like an alien…her body is so long and so fucking white! wonder if they ran an article in there about how she sued an unemployed german butcher for 2500 dollars, bitch!!

    FUCK YOU FAT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: LoveConquersAll – IS THAT YOU OG!!!!!

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    she looks like a dude

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    Re: mamajud – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    Eew I don't like her…here in germany she's like BIG with this shitty show 'Germany's Next Topmodel'..watching it right now, though… she's super annoying

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    This woman just doesn't do it for me - sick of seeing her everywhere I look. She looks old and tired and out of shape next to the likes of Ambrosia et all at the Victoria's Secret events. Even before popping out three kids she was never a standout beauty. And then there's Project Runway…ugh. She has ZERO TV personality.

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    She looks like a tranny - shame cause she's gorgeous.

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    I LOVE HER! so beautiful!

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    She looks great!

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    I bet even her poop is beautiful.

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    I like her personality but her body looks like a teenaged boy.

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    Very nice…..then I remember she's married to one of the most ugliest men on the face of this earth.
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    Sex appeal down v75%v

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    remember that movie Powder? lol

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    the brows, the lips, the body. Hot!

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    Re: Ms.Ems – hahaha…we always goof when there's nothing on that we should rent powder

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    PEREZ, its SchlampE, not schlampA.
    SCHLAMPE. Get it?

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    Heidi Klum is a PIG I wish she lived in camel country where they would give her 1000 lashes with a whip for the Sick, Sick, Sick, relationship she has with that freak? Her parents must be sick to their stomach when they see her with IT?

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     What the fuck is Schlampa? If you wanted to write the german word for "whore" you completely failed, Perez u dumbass.