Completely Gratuitous

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   Mentalist says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I don't understand why anyone would buy anything this swine would represent unless it was KFC?

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   Juliexo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Re: Long Dong Connery – Are you serious? Don't write german words if you can't spell them.

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   Lillian725 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   She has no ass…. sadsad!
   And she is photoshopped to the top, although she doesnt need it. Eyebrows way to dark.
   And did you mean "Schlampe"? its slut/ whore in german.. Its not "Schlampa"!

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   Lillian725 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   But why do you call her that?

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   karrie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Heidi is fab! Love her non nonsense attitude.

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   speak says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   disgusting

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   Pea Brain says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   No booty What happened?

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   She is a really beautiful woman but come on….AIRBRUSH!!!! Look at the first picture…no ones back is that straight!

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   dannie-o. says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   HOLY PHOTOSHOP!

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    Kate27 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You freaking idiot is Schlampe with EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    I don't see why you keep on calling skanky Jolie a saint and Heidi who is a respectable and beautiful woman a bitch… WTF???? You are obviously jealous of her… she is a wonderful mom, a loving mother and a beautiful soul… your moral values are ridicolous and stupid!

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    LusciousLiz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: LaDiva – that's your opinion & you know we all have assholes, I mean opinions

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    LusciousLiz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Mentalist – You know I wish someone would jump your sick ignorant ass on the way home tonight, really do a # on you because you have serious issues you stupid fuck…WHY would Heidi's parents have issues with her husband?? He treats her like a Queen & is a doting father you fucktard! You post some of the MOST IGNORANT shit I have read on any blog ANYWHERE…day after day…go fall off the face of the earth…you are a complete reflection on the HORRIBLE job your parents did raising you!

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    LusciousLiz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Mentalist – And we don't understand why we have to share the air we breathe with the likes of you….life is confusing sometimes….

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    Discordia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hello, photoshop!

    Re: Pwn3d! – Just curious, because I haven't been to egotastic, but did they give credit to GQ for the photos?

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    Re: Juliexo –
    Thank you Julie! The correct spelling is Schlampe. And no she's NOT. Nudity is totally normal in European magazines, so she isn't doing anything out of the ordinary.

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    LaDiva says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: LusciousLiz – lol yup we are entitled to assholes. i mean opinions…

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    Re: LaDiva – yes we are…I'm sorry I told you to put a sock in it….

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    Goddess21 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She looks plain and white. Especially after looking at that Beth Ditto pic.

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    german dude says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Schlampe not schlampa

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    xxmrscullenxx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Photoshop much?

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    Lucky Lucy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm not a guy but I don't think her body is sexy. Not too much shape to it. She seems like a very nice woman though (when i see her in interviews) and she models clothes well.

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    Queen of Diss says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PHOTOSHOP… does a body good.

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    KEEFER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    too skinny

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    i8carrotcake says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wow great body

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    BritneySpearsCAN'TSing says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: LettyB –

    I think Seal is her sex slave… that's it.

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    Goodies1986 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You mean "SCHLAMPE" not Schlampa It´s german for bitch/hoe

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    daustinb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Sheisse! Looks like someone took a big ole hit from a meth pipe and opened Photoshop. LORD.

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    Widdy006 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AIRBRUSH MUCH?! damn.

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    sweetfreedom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    her poor kids

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    Dorein says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is what turns the German's on ?!?

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    TheQueenBee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If you tried to say "bitch" in German then you failed. It's Schlampe instead of Schlampa. Schlampa is actually a nonsense word. *lol*

    Also very telling about American culture: they think they know everything about a country they've never even been to.

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    Toll, dass einer der ersten Posts gleich wieder das Wort "Nazi" enthält. Manche Arschlöcher lernens wohl nie…

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    Re: TheQueenBee – ha and you think you know everything about america… dont be such a dork n generalize all america b/c if thats the case. we americans can do the same to you.

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    Re: LusciousLiz – i apologize for saying that to you as well.

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    elreegeo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    it looks very touched up. not nice

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    mellaa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha
    did you mean schlampE?

    still - i don't like her

    but btw: love how everybody tries to speak in german here

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    it's called Schlampe

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    Sienna88 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, its not "Schlampa" it is "Schlampe"….

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    bellanita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yip the photo is obviously air brushed to hell and back BUT she is still a beautiful woman. Love the ad with her doing the Tom Cruise dance on it…she is pretty, cheeky and a really happy looking person.

    She's cool.

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    she looks fake as hell. plus no ass. this deserves a photoshop awardz

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    Uli says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    it's schlampe, not schlampa ^_^

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    MR PAPI says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she left her butt at home.

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    LusciousLiz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: LaDiva –

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    l12w says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hottest mom everrrrrrrr!

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    samsara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    These are "photographs"? Taken with a real camera? Or a computer? I guess the trend now is to look plastic and yet, perfect too. Sad.

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    HottStuff says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    UM. She looks very… creepy to me. Too pale, really scary smile, dark eyebrows, hair slicked back… All very strange looking.