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saMAN Ronson did some Valentine's Day shopping in L.A. yesterday and she bought Lindsay ____________.
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saMAN Ronson did some Valentine's Day shopping in L.A. yesterday and she bought Lindsay ____________.
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a Happy meal and barf bag.
_____red lacy see-through bra and panties.
a Rabbit
Fuck them both.
A snuggie build for two.
lube for her upcoming fisting from yours truly!
a… strap-on?
a lifestyle makeover.
..HAH that will be the day
They are two ugly fucking twat lickers.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
15 inch long 9 inch wide "play toy" from the BALSAC Collection?
am I right, do I win something?
can you go fuck yourself?
She bought a bigger strap on!
Re: Daxie – Please, don't insult rabbits!
…a personality!
A bottle of Patrone and a pair of edible panties….
a life.
Re: Zsa Zsa – should be *built…not build, ugh.
Whenever
I
see
Samsara
I
think
to
myself,
"WHAT A HAPPY LOOKING SHIM………"
Maybe a diamond encrusted dildo holder
…a 7.5" dildo cause that's what I have in my pants to give her.
A Strap On?
leggins
a cheeseburger
a pink strap on
the gift that keeps giving.
Matching sneakers.
a T- cell
crab traps.
a cheeseburger and a smile
a brain, I hope.
a dick in a box!
A straight jacket.
A big black vibrating Dildo.
A sandwich so they can fuckin eat.. .damn anorexic bitches
ahhhk who caressss
An automatic licker for cunnilingus, Sam is tired.
This is truly one funny looking chickdude. Does she and lindsey try to see who can become the skinnest with the biggest head????? LMAO! i don't quite understand why these chicks who insist on becoming stupid skinny realize it only makes them look sick, weak with BIG ASS HEADS!!!!!! There is one in my office, who is starting to get a hump in her back, walks slow with no energy and of course sporting the BIG ASS HEAD!!!!!
sex-related items
muzzle and a straight jacket.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… –
…..LOL a dick in a box!!! funny song!!! now im going to youtube it …..LOL
I'm tired of these two
saMAN Ronson did some Valentine's Day shopping in L.A. yesterday and she bought Lindsay _: A Blind Fold so she didn't have to l@@k at her (Sam) when she went down on her? Man this Sam is one homely dude?dudette?
Camel Toe Boots
A new firecrotch.
A Giant Vibrator to SHUFF it up your ass
YUK
A hair coloring product for Lindsay's firecrotch.
a fucking big dildo
A Career
red bull
Re: classic_rock_chick –
mmm.. let's see…. she bought her an inflatable boyfriend
fleecy lined paper bag…
some cake. lord knows the girl needs some.
a dildo
some talent!
a career and some talent on the side.
tivo
A matching Dyke Cap
Better career moves for dummies the book
omg so disgusting i don't even want to KNOW.
I think we need a separated at birth of her vs. Laurel…from Laurel and Hardy
crazy pills
A "Meal on Heals".
a vibrating toothbrush?!
A big bag of dicks.
A new dildo…
A Toolbelt & Drill
an 8 ball and a nice dress???
Some bootleg DVDs, Chrystal Champagne, and some new leggings
STRAP ON
A giant strap on dildo
Just place a period after Lindsay. About sums it up.
Re: colo – Oh my god, you are so right!!
lol a fuckin career hahahah so trueeee
diet pills
_____a reason to exist? Sorry, bitch….there isn't one for LezLo!