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"India to launch cow urine as soft drink"
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India to launch cow urine as soft drink
Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.
Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".
"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."
The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS – which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members – to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness.
Hindus revere cows and slaughtering them is illegal in most of India. Cow dung is traditionally used as a fuel and disinfectant in villages, while cow urine and dung are often consumed in rituals to "purify" those on the bottom rungs of the Hindu caste system.
In 2001, the RSS and its offshoots – which include the opposition Bharatiya Janata Party – began promoting cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.
The movement has often been accused of using more violent methods, such as killing 67 Christians in the eastern state of Orissa last year, and assaulting women in a pub in Mangalore last month. It also has a history of targeting foreign business in India, as in 1994, when it organised a nationwide boycott of multinational consumer goods, including Pepsi and Coca Cola.
The cola brands are popular in India, now one of their biggest markets, but have struggled in recent years to shake off allegations, which they deny, that they contain dangerous levels of pesticide.
Mr Prakash said his drink, by contrast, was made mainly of cow urine, mixed with a few medicinal and ayurvedic herbs. He said it would be "cheap", but declined to give further details about its price or ingredients until it was officially launched.
He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the American cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it."















































MOO PISS?
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NO THANKS.
Its BBD………WTF………. you will be getting a white stash in jail….
One rum and cow piss please………
Male or Female………
Milky…..Nooooooooooo!
ew
so people will drink cow pee in india yet they won't eat a hamburger made from a cow? drinking a cow's piss sounds worse. gross!!!!
Oh gross!
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Black Coffee!
Going to get some now.
NO MILK!
Re: RedWingsFan – Morning dude……..fucking raining and windy like a bitch today………WTF
Diss!
OMFG. thats absolutely disgusting.
i think the biggest concern we should have is that they still have the caste system. fuckin a it's 2009. but if cow piss makes them happy…
you are so slow I read this 2 days ago….
Re: SWEETPIECE ! – You hold the cup and I'll tickle the the till it pees.
NUMMIES!!!!!
Too bad they're not Communists. Piss Beer! Go green by going yellow!
Nummie…..
Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey man…last two days were a record heat wave now back to winter-Damn!
connery, cows are female, bulls are male.
Re: LizardKinG – He's had his head up Brits ass the last 2 days and his site has been really lame!
Big kiss Harry!
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Congrats on the toe post yesterday.
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Perez heard you!
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Perez = love for Harry
Re: RedWingsFan – Re: LizardKinG – Yo!Re: Long Dong Connery – I got a post on Moonie if you missed it.
how do they plan on collecting the cow pee? catheters maybe? i'm sure no way of getting it can be pleasant. i'm not much on animal rights, but this sounds a little hypocritical on india's part. it's a no no to kill the cow, but to torture it? that's ok.
mmmmm, cow urine.
PETA will still be pissed about this …. Get it?
omg are they fucking retarded or what??
Yuk! Whats next? Turd cakes?
Re: harrybalsac – how is she?
Re: harrybalsac – thanks……….
Re: Mike_Rotch – Western investors pay the poor orphaned children to run around after the cow with empty coffee cans. Very humane.
Re: SWEETPIECE ! – I mised it! Who's toe was it?
Ewwwww, and no way…..
Coke and Bustelo for me.
Re: RedWingsFan – Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: SWEETPIECE ! – Re: harrybalsac – Good morning, y'all!!!!
1. Hi Perez, wanted to post a little update on SheriMoon. She is doing alot better and wishes that she could be here and at Bike Week. She could be out of the hospital in a week or two. Thanks again for anyone that was concerned. PosionBI
Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: LizardKinG – Posted about 1:00 pst yesterday
START SAVING YOUR PISS FAT BOY
Ewww WTF…What is wtong with people…
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Morning BBB!
Re: SWEETPIECE ! – yes, very. but they are getting paid.. possibly also beaten. but paid nonetheless
Re: harrybalsac – 32 back around pg 4 Kat DeLuna
A buchito of cow peepee.
MILKY!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!
BAWHAHAHAHA
Uh… No thanks. I'd rather not drink cow urine… Even if it DOES taste good. lol
–Morgan Berry
lol that is disgusting! People are crazy, In Egypt they eat camel meat. thats nasty too. Its funny because in egypt they often start rumors about pepsi too that it has strange things in it, to try to get people to drink arab soft drinks. How freaking sad these people are. Face it USA products take over everywhere and cow piss is just not a solution to wipe out USA influence.
How does one collect cow urine?
When you see some of the horrible stuff they eat in India it's not surprising they would drink horrible stuff also.
I LUV IT WHEN YOU POST THIS PICTURE LOL
There are no words. He better not be exporting it to this country. Thank God I live here and not there.
NO THANKS! I think I'll pass. I really hope they don't try sellin that piss here in the U.S.A. cause it'll fail miserably.
Who is that in the picture? It kind of looks like someone just elected, but I'm sure it couldn't be? Could it??
Many, Many, people in India drink their own urine and have for hundreds of years, they say it is good for you? THIS IS NOT A SMART A** COMMENT, IT IS 100% TRUE ..Look up the words Urine Therapy using Google , there are thousand of articles and books telling about it and how to do it. For Real
Now I know who is in the picture? It's SEAL isn't it?
Re: Mike_Rotch – they don't have the caste system, actually. it's outlawed. the writer of this article, like you, obviously knows nothing about India.
Re: iKatie – The whole point is that to make a hamburger you have to kill a cow which is "sacred" and you don't have to harm a cow to take it's pee.
Besides, this pee is being promoted by a very specific group, the Hindu Nationalist party. I doubt anyone will actually drink it.
Re: Mike_Rotch – Hindus consider the cow so sacred they let them roam the streets rather than chaining them up. I doubt you need to worry about them torturing cows.
Re: aj – Yes, because a culture is different from yours, its people are retarded. You sound very learned.
IDIOT.
Re: lolololo – Your such an ignorant idiot. Get your head out of your ass, America does NOT rule the world.
9 times out of 10 an Indian will be smarter than you!
Re: moviebuff – Really? would you like to describe the horrible stuff they eat in India? You probably think it's goat brains or something. Ignorant asshole. You know nothing about India.
Not in the U.S.A buddy
But im sure some asss hole famous person will drink it and swear it is awesome and we are gonna have a Cowpiss Bananza on our hands
That is a crazy sexy mugshot.
It will definitely be sold by all 7-11s. Thank you veddy much.
Re: STFUP –
I've never ever heard of that.
And I'm living in Japan.