Very Good News!
Retails sales were up in January, unexpectedly.
Sales jumped 1 percent last month, reversing a six-month declining trend and defying economists' expectations by posting the biggest increase in 14 months.
What a pleasant surprise!

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Retails sales were up in January, unexpectedly.
Sales jumped 1 percent last month, reversing a six-month declining trend and defying economists' expectations by posting the biggest increase in 14 months.
What a pleasant surprise!
must have been those 3 books that you sold, boy humper.
WHO FUCKING CARES?
And I helped!
Must have been all those batteries Lohan and Sam bought.
Go go tax refunds!!!
I bought a cock ring and some porn movies…
Good. Keep this going… Tired of hearing ppl getting laid off.
Re: harrybalsac – Lmao b/c batteries are not included..
Re: Major Dude – Don't foget the introduction of Balsac "Free Range Ball Gravy " into the marketplace!
Re: Major Dude – lol, good one!!
Oops….my January shopping spree in Bal Harbour.
The only sales that I've seen up are Hyundai cars. Why? Because they offer that if you lose your job, they will take the car back. Not a bad deal. Sales are up 18%.
When sales are in the negative, 1% still means we are in the red….
I helped too! Probably shouldn't have tho.
Re: CALAMITY – LOL
exactly.
Re: Major Dude – LOL!
Re: LizardKinG – you too????!!!!
Re: LizardKinG – 6 I thought you were lesbian?
Re: CALAMITY – How about you dance for me….Whats a table dance worth these days…..i used to pay 5 dollars……..now 20…WTF
I've been working really hard doing my part. I can spend some damn money!
Re: Major Dude – 1 I had the exact same thought.
Income tax returns, dude
Re: DikinCider – Hey darling…
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Re: LizardKinG – I got the "Johnny Cockring, If the ring don't fit, the dick won't spit!"
Gotta love it!!
Re: Major Dude – haa doubt his book sales helped the economy…
Now you see one of the reasons why Obama wanted to push his "stimulus" package through so quickly. The economy is slowly starting to recover on its own, as most analysts predicted. Home sales are also up. The savings rate is up; people are finally saving again, instead of charging everything on credit cards. But, the Democrats don't want you to hear that. They want everyone to think the sky is falling.
Re: harrybalsac – Lol your too funny…
Re: mama of 2 – just doing my part
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Re: SWEETPIECE ! – I like to keep an open mind….
Re: harrybalsac – LOL
I spent all my money at Hot Topic buying glitter belts and pleather pants. Just like YOU pork pie!
I'm sure that's because of everyone trying to use the gift cards they got for xmas before the stores go out of business.
Re: Major Dude – lol
Re: creativegirl – You are so right,, including Christmas gift cards at restaurants. People are cashing them in while they still can.
I'm scared for my job.
These are BAD BAD TIMES..
How is this good news Mr. Perez? It just means people are spending money they don't have, but of course you never went to school so you know shit about life.
Please haver a heart attack fat son of a bitch
because . . . WE HAVE HOPE !!!! WE HAVE OBAMA !!!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Yeah inflation's a bitch
all the folks shopping the liquidation sales of all the stores that were closing after xmas….
Before the Great Obama takes credit for 3.5 or is it4 million jobs saved, we may find out that this was solely due to the price of gasoline going up last month. See Truth According To T o m
It's called TAX RETURNS!!!!! I got mine back by the 21st of Jan. So the economy is NOT back up people… people just have a little extra cash flow. Trust me… So no, it's not WHY Obama wanted to push the stimulus because the economy is slowly recovering, he wanted to push it because we're hurting NOW! Tax money is only temporary…
What recession?