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Aubrey O'Day's Career: Straight To DVD!

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Aubrey O'Day stars in a straight-to-DVD film…and it's not porn!

American High School is available for pre-order now, and if you're bored and avoiding work, here's the synopsis:

Small lives begin at the end of high school for this surreal society. A senior who married young must contend with her life, love, and pursuit of individuality and femininity in a narcissistic, misogynistic world of irony. Gwen Adams, her husband Holden, and school rival Hilary complete the love triangle as Principal Mann makes their lives living hell. Also featuring Miss Apple and Johnny Awesome. Life isn’t simple wrapped in a bow — there are bumps, bruises, and broken hearts. Through tears are laughter, and in the transition to maturity, boys and girls find themselves through [in?] each other.

Riveting!

Look for American High School in the discount bin of a Best Buy near you!

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48 comments to “Aubrey O'Day's Career: Straight To DVD!”



  1. 1

    Coming from the same she male that has a small cameo in a movie that NOBODY will buy? Ha



  2. 2

    WOW THAT LOOKS SHITTIER THAN SHIT!



  3. 3

    Too many clothes - not interested!



  4. 4

    Make it go away.



  5. 5

    her husband Holden - last name - Magroin

    more tittie shots of this hosebag if you please fancy lad….



  6. 6

    you both suck. nothing but a bunch of FARTheads



  7. 7

    wait talan from laguna beach….lol
    his dad probably financed the movie

  8. aj says – reply to this


    8

    whats up with all the Aubrey the Slut posts Mario?



  9. 9

    Re: LettyB – Shittier than the shit in Perez's loo after a night on the curry!



  10. 10

    Is this a Porn?



  11. 11

    Re: LettyB – Let's watch it together. I'll provide the popcorn and you bring your (.)(.)'s!



  12. 12

    NEXT FATTY!



  13. 13

    I'm sorry, am I understanding this correctly? She's playing a high school student? WOW.



  14. 14

    Re: _Alice_ – OOOOOOOOOOH! SOUNDS FUN!



  15. 15

    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



  16. 16

    bleh



  17. 17

    Re: _Alice_ – I'll Bring the Butter



  18. 18

    Re: aj – You say "slut" like that's a bad thing?



  19. 19

    Re: LizardKinG – I can dig it;)



  20. 20

    There are some big words in that synopsis.
    im not sure the target audience will understand
    and its talan from laugna!! glad to see he got some work!!



  21. 21

    haha talan from laguna beach.. he would.



  22. 22

    she looks better than she did on the playboy cover..



  23. 23

    I love how the movie is called "American High School" yet everyone looks at least 45! Especially that Aubrey O'Day. The plot sounds like garbage too. Who funds this shit? Cuz they seriously need a swift smack across the head



  24. 24

    Next



  25. 25

    she has been poked in the butt too many times



  26. 26

    And we wonder why 13 year olds make babies?



  27. 27

    Talan from Laguna Beach is in there too. ;)



  28. 28

    [re=Loser]Re: Perez[/re] and if you're bored and avoiding work.
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    We know you are just by reading this dribble you post.



  29. 29

    By the end of the year, Perez, I'm sure you will have released a DVD yourself. There's only so much fame-whoring your fans are going to put up with.



  30. 30

    What an ugly whore she is. I feel bad for whoever had to put up with her in the making of this 'movie'.



  31. 31

    Okay, that WOMAN does NOT look like she could be in highschool!!!!!!!!
    If she was in highschool, she looks like she's been a tough hooker on the streets for the past 5 years!



  32. 32

    talan what a joke



  33. 33

    Was that really worth posting?



  34. 34

    I think it goes w/o saying that any movie that tries to sell us the idea that Aubrey O'Day is in high school is BULLSH*T!



  35. 35

    dont forget to mention that talan kid from laguna beach….. ridiculous.



  36. 36

    Re: Jennah2929 – LOL so true
    but i guess he didn't finance it quite enough



  37. 37

    omg lol



  38. 38

    Sounds like a movie version of the Haley/Nathan romance on one tree hill. I wont be seeing this. She's just a oversexed attention whore.



  39. 39

    hmm and ur certain that this aint porn?! haha



  40. 40

    well we know it would suck that dude talan is in it from laguna beach .



  41. 41

    o i love aubrey shes hot she shouldve just got with diddy



  42. 42

    married in high school - did I read that right??



  43. 43

    PEREZ how did you miss TALAN from Laguna Beach?! eww.



  44. 44

    :P

    This is to all you idiots saying she will be bigger than Danity Kane! ha!



  45. 45

    Mmmm at least she IS in a movie… you are the Fat lady in Brit's opening video… lol! who's the real loser?



  46. 46

    Miss Apple and Johnny Awesome…really….really??!



  47. 47

    ♥ I have a feeling that i know y it went straight to DVD! ♥

  48. biddy says – reply to this


    48

    Right next to Linsanity's latest!!! Aubrey is the new Lindsay! Although I bet High School will kick Labour Pains' arse (or tittays, whatever pleases)! GO AUBREY!!!!