Aubrey O'Day's Career: Straight To DVD!

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Aubrey O'Day stars in a straight-to-DVD film…and it's not porn!

American High School is available for pre-order now, and if you're bored and avoiding work, here's the synopsis:

Small lives begin at the end of high school for this surreal society. A senior who married young must contend with her life, love, and pursuit of individuality and femininity in a narcissistic, misogynistic world of irony. Gwen Adams, her husband Holden, and school rival Hilary complete the love triangle as Principal Mann makes their lives living hell. Also featuring Miss Apple and Johnny Awesome. Life isn’t simple wrapped in a bow — there are bumps, bruises, and broken hearts. Through tears are laughter, and in the transition to maturity, boys and girls find themselves through [in?] each other.

Riveting!

Look for American High School in the discount bin of a Best Buy near you!

Posted: Feb 13, 2009 at 11:45 am / Email this »

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48 comments to “Aubrey O'Day's Career: Straight To DVD!”

Pwn3d! says – reply to this

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Coming from the same she male that has a small cameo in a movie that NOBODY will buy? Ha
LettyB says – reply to this

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WOW THAT LOOKS SHITTIER THAN SHIT!
zarrafakt Hates Perez says – reply to this

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Too many clothes - not interested!
TORTEZ says – reply to this

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Make it go away.
Major Dude says – reply to this

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her husband Holden - last name - Magroin

more tittie shots of this hosebag if you please fancy lad….
Farticus says – reply to this

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you both suck. nothing but a bunch of FARTheads
Jennah2929 says – reply to this

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wait talan from laguna beach….lol
his dad probably financed the movie
aj says – reply to this

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whats up with all the Aubrey the Slut posts Mario?
zarrafakt Hates Perez says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Shittier than the shit in Perez's loo after a night on the curry!
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Is this a Porn?
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Let's watch it together. I'll provide the popcorn and you bring your (.)(.)'s!
LettyB says – reply to this

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NEXT FATTY!
italianvenus says – reply to this

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I'm sorry, am I understanding this correctly? She's playing a high school student? WOW.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – OOOOOOOOOOH! SOUNDS FUN!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aimee999 says – reply to this

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bleh
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – I'll Bring the Butter
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: aj – You say "slut" like that's a bad thing?
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LizardKinG – I can dig it;)
jzhollaback says – reply to this

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There are some big words in that synopsis.
im not sure the target audience will understand
and its talan from laugna!! glad to see he got some work!!
jvc12three says – reply to this

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haha talan from laguna beach.. he would.
TiaBelle says – reply to this

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she looks better than she did on the playboy cover..
raineeedays says – reply to this

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I love how the movie is called "American High School" yet everyone looks at least 45! Especially that Aubrey O'Day. The plot sounds like garbage too. Who funds this shit? Cuz they seriously need a swift smack across the head
QBITCH says – reply to this

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Next
lakerfan100 says – reply to this

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she has been poked in the butt too many times
SWEETPIECE ! says – reply to this

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And we wonder why 13 year olds make babies?
debbie00486 says – reply to this

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Talan from Laguna Beach is in there too.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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[re=Loser]Re: Perez[/re] and if you're bored and avoiding work.
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We know you are just by reading this dribble you post.
davide_23 says – reply to this

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By the end of the year, Perez, I'm sure you will have released a DVD yourself. There's only so much fame-whoring your fans are going to put up with.
Belerofonte says – reply to this

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What an ugly whore she is. I feel bad for whoever had to put up with her in the making of this 'movie'.
spacegrrl says – reply to this

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Okay, that WOMAN does NOT look like she could be in highschool!!!!!!!!
If she was in highschool, she looks like she's been a tough hooker on the streets for the past 5 years!
barney96 says – reply to this

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talan what a joke
Eclectic84 says – reply to this

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Was that really worth posting?
BlahGirls says – reply to this

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I think it goes w/o saying that any movie that tries to sell us the idea that Aubrey O'Day is in high school is BULLSH*T!
cieraparty says – reply to this

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dont forget to mention that talan kid from laguna beach….. ridiculous.
brewsky says – reply to this

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Re: Jennah2929 – LOL so true
but i guess he didn't finance it quite enough
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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omg lol
TulipSniper says – reply to this

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Sounds like a movie version of the Haley/Nathan romance on one tree hill. I wont be seeing this. She's just a oversexed attention whore.
Starbuks says – reply to this

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hmm and ur certain that this aint porn?! haha
awsomekrys says – reply to this

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well we know it would suck that dude talan is in it from laguna beach .
hot@ssrollergirl says – reply to this

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o i love aubrey shes hot she shouldve just got with diddy
iluvthe80s says – reply to this

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married in high school - did I read that right??
ParisianDarling says – reply to this

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PEREZ how did you miss TALAN from Laguna Beach?! eww.
jerdoesitdeadly says – reply to this

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:P

This is to all you idiots saying she will be bigger than Danity Kane! ha!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Mmmm at least she IS in a movie… you are the Fat lady in Brit's opening video… lol! who's the real loser?
lakiacs says – reply to this

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Miss Apple and Johnny Awesome…really….really??!
_Gossip_Girl_ says – reply to this

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♥ I have a feeling that i know y it went straight to DVD! ♥
biddy says – reply to this

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Right next to Linsanity's latest!!! Aubrey is the new Lindsay! Although I bet High School will kick Labour Pains' arse (or tittays, whatever pleases)! GO AUBREY!!!!