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McConogay meditates on the beach in Malibu on Thurday.
Mateo is praying that _______.
[Image via GSI Media.]
Real Life Gossip Girl Coming To Bravo!
Damn, this is so dope! And a big surprise.
Lil' Mama is back with a new single, video and sound!
Watch & Listen: Lil' Grows Up!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!
people realize this photo was posted on TMZ @ 1:30 today and Perez is late as usual.
the rest of his hair doesn't fall out…
He's not praying - he's making sure his package is lookin good!
He's praying that someone actually cares enough to take his photo so he can get some publicity.
"save my muscles lord!" :p
such an attention whore
he becomes relevant again in movies
I like him
HE CAN GO BACK TO COCK!
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[re=3441158]Re: Well…then…aren't you glad you have somewhere to get your "news" earlier….start your own blog
can't he do that at home?
…that his tiny peen will grow?
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Mateo is praying his erectile dysfunction medication kicks and provides an erection that lasts for days.
4th?
doesn't lose his shirt? or sweater?
His babymama's line of ugly purses get sold because we all know they suck anyway.
his career gets back on track.
…the world's economic crisis will level and for peace.
Getting everything from TMZ again eh Perez you fat pig?
Fat fuck this was on Tmz from this afternoon come on step it up or else I'll go read GossipGirls.com
….people give him some privacy!
bad angle saggy face and hook nose ewwwwww
Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – LOL! And that!
…that he doesn't make another sucky movie.
He's praying that he gets photographed by paparazzi
because that's about the sum total of his career currently.
Meditating has nothing to do with praying fat body! But you're fat ass wouldn't know the difference.
He's praying that his freakish stubby little T-rex arms will grow longer.
He's hopin' for GyllenHo's peen, cause they have a kiddie together! mon the T2 and family!
his shirt will come off in his next film.
Mario, you idiot. Ohm is a unit which measures electrical resistance. I think you were going for "Om."
….he showers
Clint Eastwood wasn't joking when he said Mateo's next movie script will wash up on Mailbu beach!
That his man boobs will go away before the weather gets warm.
Mario will not outrun him on the beach of Malibu next 4th of July
that TALENT will someday belong to him.
Re: Pwn3d! – what's worst is that TMZ paid for the pic… Piggy didn't!
That you leave him the fuck alone. He doesn't want you wacking off to his pic.
his congo drum playing days would come back
this will be perez's only post of him this month
Re: Kate27 – we keep hearing crap about perez not crediting photos, but when a site pays for a photo and perez basically 'steals' it, why isn't he getting in trouble?
He is praying that Chris beats Rhianna's ass again!
mateo is praying that his son does not get his tiny arms.
…that he gets new gillette fusion razor blades for his b-day.
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Octomom's babies are his.
Re: justtfax – He IS in troubles for that… just go on youtube and google for Perez Hilton and you will find a couple of vids from some paps arguing with Piggy and asking him to pay the rights for the pics he posts…
That his thighs stay smooth and pretty like that always.
Good Lord, how pathetic are you people that you keep track of when each gossip site posts some random photo of MM doing some seriously random stuff? GET A LIFE!
He's praying that you learn how to spell THURSDAY!!!
wow… my cock is small!
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HAPPY VALENTINES DARLINGS!!!
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There is someone there to take a picture. I hate this ugly arsehole!
Praying that the chick he gave his "surfboard" to was 18 like she told him she was.
he can act
….he doesnt have to start shaving his chest twice a day
he is praying that winter is gone soon and the heat starts hitting his naked chest. He just cant wait to take his shirt off
THAT WEED WILL FALL LIKE MANNA FROM THE SKY!!
Matty's fug in this pic. P - if you're going to post pics of him, at least be sure to include his dog BJ.
THAT dog is the shit! He's a pooch with real movie star attitude, for realz!!!
Can't wait to be in Austin!
That all the paps that he called begging them to show up will actually arrive soon…..
Why does he have freakishly tiny arms compared to the rest of his body. Did he have polio as a child? Is it some symptom of dwarfism?
Mateo is praying that some day Perez will be able to tell the difference between praying, and practicing resistance by pushing your wrists together to strengthen your pecs. Or meditating.
the rash isn't herpes!
FUGH. He's on the wierd spectrum like Tom Cruise was for the couch jumping!