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Gwyneth Paltrow's Gonna Have a Chris-less Valentine's

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Poor Gwynnie!

Nothing romantical will be going on for Gwyneth Paltrow on Valentine's Day.

In fact, she doesn't even know where her husband, lead Coldplay douche Chris Martin, will be that day!

“My husband [Chris Martin] will be on tour and I don’t even know where he is — Australia? — so I’ll be with my kids for Valentine’s Day,” said GOOPy to a reporter.

How romantic!

So, when's the divorce announcement coming out?!

[Image via WENN.]

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    56 comments to “Gwyneth Paltrow's Gonna Have a Chris-less Valentine's”



    1. 1

      THATS WHAT SHE GETS FOR BEING SUCH A BIOTCH!

    2. aj says – reply to this


      2

      who cares that's a hot coat!



    3. 3

      Oh well… I don't like either of them anyway.



    4. 4

      first!!

    5. binka says – reply to this


      5

      Not everyone makes a big deal out of Valentines Day. I have never ever done anything with any of my boyfriends. It isn't even a real holiday. People get out of hand with this.



    6. 6

      Perez, you are SO wrong!
      When someone marries a musician, that is what comes with it! You can't just expect him to cancel a show because "it's valentine's day"…. please~ Lame. That is part of being an artist. They miss birthday's, anniversary's, births, holidays… it comes with the territory. If someone cannot handle that, then why did they marry the touring musician in the first damn place????



    7. 7

      She is so plain, ugly, and pasty. She looks awful without makeup. She is the most overrated, flatchested, mannish, nasal-sounding she man around. If her parents hadn't been in show business she wouldn't have gotten any auditions.



    8. 8

      just because they're not spending v-day togther doesn't mean they're getting divorced.



    9. 9

      Re: aj – You causing trouble again? lol



    10. 10

      This woman need[re=3441325]Re: DoutzenKroes



    11. 11

      she looks like a guy in that pic



    12. 12

      she has amazing titties



    13. 13

      Don't worry Gwynnie, your man will be with a groupie tomorrow night. Go see your girlfriend Madge.



    14. 14

      It's the part of her not even knowing where her husband is.

      duhhhhhhhh



    15. 15

      haaa

      coldplay is actually in Japan this weekend and Australia on Feb 27th…

      no need to thank me goopy



    16. 16

      I LIKE her a lot!! I used to think she was a stuck up bitch…but NO. She is a COOL girl!

      She actually has a little website..goop.com that isn't bad.

      And she was on Oprah yesterday & I love her. Wish I looked just like her. So freakin skinny.

      And love her on the Spain cooking show on public television.

      xoxo

      PS Perez. I am very ANGRY that you talked so much shit about BRITNEY just a few months ago and are now going to be on her tour EVERY SINGLE SHOW??? This really angers me. You don't deserve this.

      You treated her unfairly and were very RUDE. And this was JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO. I can not believe you called her documentary stupid and called Britney herself a BITCH and they are allowing you on tour???

      It's not fair.

      These people are being so nice to you and you don't deserve it.

      A true fan would not turn their backs on her. It's obvious she is and was going through a lot and you made a joke out of it.

      You should feel HONORED that you have been allowed to see her tour rehearsals and be a part of such a LEGEND THAT IS BRITNEY SPEARS.

      Ugh. Really Perez.

      I hope to God those words you said about her you don't mean. Such a shame for Britney to be USED BY YET ANOTHER PERSON IN HER LIFE.

      such a shame.



    17. 17

      Ok i just wanna say valentines is over rated, my parents have been married for nearly 40 years and they have never bothered with valentines, and at times haven't known where each other is in the world. I'd like to point out that it seems they have a marriage that functions, as opposed to one based on the fakeness of one day in a year. One day in a year does not make a marriage.



    18. 18

      damn she's homely without make up.



    19. 19

      i love gwyneth and chris!



    20. 20

      she'll be taking her laxatives alone on Valentines Day… :(



    21. 21

      I can't believe this was the same woman in that movie with Jack Black.



    22. 22

      She's not working on a movie, if she wants to be with him on V-day and he's on tour she should fly to wherever he's at. Hey, that is a nice coat!



    23. 23

      ????
      Please she needs to keep with Chris Martin…. I am sooo not interested in him… but Gwyneth single??? NO i don't want that then I will need to watch out for my bf… having MAdge, Kate Hudson and other whores around is enough!



    24. 24

      love the gwyneth!



    25. 25

      There's something real about Gwyneth. There are still a few classy stars in Hollywood and she's one of them. Look at her mum and dad, they were so in love and they went about living understated lives, which would have rubbed off on their kids - and Blythe is a true lady. Gwyneth seems normal and unaffected, I think she's lovely. Love her website too.



    26. 26

      Wow she is really scary without makeup and her hair done



    27. 27

      Your such an asshole perez! Hes working! My husband is in Atlanta for work for Vday… he had plans for me next Wednesday instead! Work is work. Theres no divorce here because my husband is working on vday… it is ridiculous of you to assume that they are getting a divorce because he is on tour on a holiday as insignificant as valentines day.



    28. 28

      right. hell forbid they have a strong union and
      she understands being married to a singer
      who travels, or he understands being married
      to an actress who draws unwanted press.
      why do you have to paint everything to be a disaster?
      go put on that costume again…perhaps the lack of oxygen
      you get from the corset will do your head some good.



    29. 29

      Why would you want parents of two children to get divorced? Why even mention it when there are kids involved?



    30. 30

      Where is your boyfriend whore?? yea that's what I thought not on tour… not existent!!



    31. 31

      Oh Perez, have u ever had a relationship? Some men are hearts and flowers and some other? Well, why can't they celebrate V-Day in March? Besides, Gwynnie is half Jewish and V-Day (actually Saint Valentine's Day) isn't a huge, huge deal.



    32. 32

      they're never together…………

      im a bit confused?
      theyre just friends with kids who call each other from time to time

      WTF
      fags…just divorce



    33. 33

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    34. 34

      If indeed your husband is away-and you don't even know where-YOU dear ,have a Big Problem! let the Surprise be on him with a beautiful bouquet of roses and divorce papers for his birthday or maybe welcome home! Girl, you are an accomplish actor, beautiful, rich and a good mom….MOVE HIM RIGHT OUT!!!!! The poor FOOL will begin to understand what he had and did not appreciate. Try not to shed a tear girl,most men SUCK! Much Love, Have a Great Valentines Day with your children :)



    35. 35

      ROMANTICAL IS NOT A WORD
      WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?



    36. 36

      hmmm. she just doesnt look….how do you say? happy.



    37. 37

      who cares, men suck! i would take my kids over my husband any damn day! your own babies make better valentines any way, all they have to give you is a smile and thats the best gift ever!



    38. 38

      She deserves better treatment than Chris appears to give her. She has been looking for the kind of marriage her parents had, but looks like she won't get it. Chris seems like a self-centered prick.



    39. 39

      She needs a high hard hot piping from Seal. Give it to her Seal



    40. 40

      Leave thems alone man, but hey, it does sound like you say, It does sound like she's a little indifferent to his being "somewhere" and I know this woman does not like to be neglected. But with music, how can a woman put a limit on how much? If it is banking for instance, yeah, a billion is enough, but with music and art and such, how do you limit your partner to anything.



    41. 41

      Is she Albino? MASCARA



    42. 42

      They are never together….hmmm…



    43. 43

      He'll be bangin' a geisha tonight. She say, "Me so 'orny, love you long time."



    44. 44

      oh please - Have you ever been in a long term relationship? years, not months…my father-in-law brings his wife of nearly 40 years flowers for no reason other than he's crazy about her, not because it's a silly holiday…the card companies and florists are the only reason Valentine's is a "big deal"



    45. 45

      Um first off Chris is not a douche, she is. As far as I am concern he needs to DX her ass before Yoko messes up the band she has already tried and nearly did it, that last album sucked balls. Okay P I know you like the sound of that remark!! Her parents had a great marriage, uh why was the husband in Italy and wife in the states? And he died there without the wife by his side, he was sick anyway but the wife did not travel with him what kind of marriage is that?? And for the freak that wished she looked like Yoko(Gwennie) what the hell is wrong with you?? What are you big and fat with massive pimples girl go to therapy quick!! And remember everyone she went to spain with that fat croc wearing chef without her family so who cares if she's by herself!! Her whole blasted family is strange!! The coat sucks and what tits do you see on her?? Get some sun Yoko, eat a burger and go french kiss Madge again, in fact you guys can get married legally in England!!

    46. SEER says – reply to this


      46

      How sad!

      Maybe Gwynnie should spend VDay working on her "newsletter," teaching us all how to take a dump properly and spend a butt load of money on meaningless crap…

      Seriously, it's a wonder any straight man could tolerate her for more than a few minutes!



    47. 47

      you are so bitter and angry that you cant marry another man (not that one would want to marry you), that you enjoy seeing that a marriage could be in trouble. so what? im working ALL NIGHT valentines day…and i dont care because i dont NEED to spend a designated day with someone just because it says so on the calendar. my husband and i's anniversary is next week..well spend our big night then. so perez..how bout you stfu unless you know whats really going on. youre just jealous cause you cant get married that just because gwyneth is not with him on v's day, thats theyre divorcing…

      btw, ive met chris martin and hes a funny ass dude. i hope them both well.



    48. 48

      She looks like an albino, all pale. Maybe she just had another one of her famous explosive enemas. Or maybe she knows her husband is porking young groupies while she sits home shooting hot water up her butt.



    49. 49

      So what. It's only Valentines. Chris has a job that requires him to travel and they have a kid who's in school in England. Good for them for putting their daughter's education above all else and not dragging her all over the world to suit them. And I don't blame her for not knowing Coldplay's schedule. They're all over the world at the moment - USA, Japan, Australia. These rumors are just that - rumors.

    50. Laxer says – reply to this


      50

      Maybe she could use the time to take drama lessons and brush up on her grammar.

    51. -@v@- says – reply to this


      51

      Sometimes reality bites. Happy Valentines to Gwyneth; mine hasn't been so hot either, lol.



    52. 52

      well, i dont think they will be gettin a divorce..
      i like them both, and coldplay is great.
      they just let out a new video for LiT ii and they just won some grammys. i think coldplay has alot on their plate right now, so of course they would want to continue their tour, they have to make sure the new ep Prospekt March, is as good as Viva La Vida…

      DUHH!



    53. 53

      Re: Anna100 –
      SEE, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU…
      ITS JUST VALENTINES…

    54. AMO says – reply to this


      54

      My husband and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. Our anniversary is 4 days before; so there's no need. My flowers are still beautiful from then anyway…



    55. 55

      Wish she would drown in a big vat of goop.



    56. 56

      She got that coat from Chris. Chris Martin is a major HOTTIE. Wow, is he good looking! He writes his own songs and they are deep and introspective, Chris Martin is a Freakin' genius, dude. PEREZ- It stinks when you call Chris Martin a douche- what is wrong with you? I thought you be all hot for him since he is so cute and has a hot bod. You know you want a piece of Chris Martin. You just bitch about him because he won't let you get into his pants. Chris Martin and his music will live on after Perez fades out. COLDPLAY is badass good.