Jesus Is Losing His Religion
Madonna's got her red string wrapped tightly around Jesus Luz!
The 22-year-old model is considering converting to Kabbalah, if he hasn't done so already, according to new reports.
After appearing in a steamy Graduate-inspired photo shoot for W magazine, Jesus is said to be "in awe of her [Madonna]. Quite simply he can't get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching."
Must be something in the Kabbalah water!
Despite rumors to the contrary, the couple has spent a lot of time together recently, in fact - they just went out to dinner together on Thursday night. And Madonna has even offered to take Jesus to the Kabbalah Center in New York, which Jesus is "keen" to visit.
And Catholic-raised Jesus apparently is not afraid of receiving flak for his conversion, saying in an online profile, "It is not important what others think about us. The most important thing is to have a clear conscience, even if I am condemned. We can not forget that Jesus was condemned."
Uh, right.
A Horny Drew Barrymore Locks Lips With Hugh Grant!
GyllenHO Supports Sis
Look at Madonner rockn out!
Is that Farnesworth Bently holding her Umbrella?
She could be his Grandmother!!!!!!!!!
Ok where's Freddy Mercury from Portugal via granny's asshole to tell everything Vadge we nevered wanted to know?
Nick Jonas should give her a call …. He shouldn't have to spend Vday alone!
shes crazy!!
are they going to get married? or is it just another relationship?
Perez, you don't "convert" to Kabbalah, It's not a religion, get your facts straight, bitch!
ew.eW.EWW!
shes like his mum :p
sooo wrong…. and hes so gorgeous!!
WTF!
Yawn
I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU LAUGHING
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SING
I THINK I SAW YOU CRY
he's not the real Jesus. just fascinated with gristle.
GROSSSSSSSS! seriously she needs to stop molesting little kids! she's freakin 90 years old! and the kabbalah krap is ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF! Je$u$ $ure love$ Madonna ju$t the way $he i$!!
Gross she's soooooooooooooo damn old! I dont care who she is!
Does that mean he's going to get snipped too? Not sure Madonna likes dicks with tips…
ride that cock madonna ¡¡
Re: Madgeisqueen – so what is kabbalah then if its not a religion you convert to? its an honest question bc i have no idea what it is
Re: harrybalsac – I don't think he'll come on - too jealous!
He found himself a very wealthy sugar mommy, so why wouldn't he be willing to re-invent himself for her? Did we expect him to act like Tevia from Fiddler on the Roof?
"utterly compelling and bewitching"????? Whatever. Whoever wrote that needs to stop drinking. Life isn't some creepy soap drama.
Re: LettyB – I don't REMember that one
Re: Madgeisqueen – its a fucking cult ¡¡¡
whooah!
Petri Dish!
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – HAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!
Geezus…Poot yo Clothes back awn HO ;p
Next thing he'll be in a loincloth and up on da cross
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copy and paste y face you know you want to ;p
Jesus and Madonna, match made in heaven!
Fuck Perez..you head is up Madonn'a vagina again today. Please come up for air….
Or actually he ought to be called Jizzus and the MadHOnna
wasnt' the real madonna the mama that immaculately conceived the
baby jesus?
Well this manger is alot mangier ;p
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you got to click it before you lick it
or at least cut and pasty face ;p
HEY FREDDY - YOU OUT THERE? WHATS UP WITH MADONNA BEING THE LEADER OF A CULT???
SHE IS GOING THROUGH A SERIOUS CASE OF MENOPAUSE!!!! SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDMOTHER!
Re: FearItself – YOUR CAT IS FREAKING ME OUT!
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The report from the American Foundation for AIDS Research or AMFAR suggests the group originally at most risk of the fatal and incurable virus — GAY MEN — remain at HIGHEST RISK
lay off the alcohol and drugs Jesus dude and you wont be so bewithced.youll just see some old ugly ass whore that farts dust cuz shes so old…wait like 4 years and you can go out with Lordes
JESUS WAS CONDEMNED! REALLY I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. BUT I TELL U WHO IS CONDEMNED AND THAT'S YOU IF U KEEP HANGING AROUND THAT COBWEB,MOLDED,FLEA INFESTED TWAT OF A WOMEN WHO'S USING YOU JUST FOR YOUR BODY.BUT THEN AGAIN IF YOUR ALREADY BELIEVING HER BULLSHIT IT'S ALREADY OVER!!! SHE JUST SPLIT FROM HER EX …WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S USING YOU FOR STIMULATING,INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATIONS.
Another stupid gossip or making up story the so called report came from the mirror from the UK and were is Madonna NOW in NEW YOK. duuhhhh and the stupid comment above me that people believe this stupid gossip. Madonna is now with her children and thats is the most important for her.
Talking about vaginas, Madonna is the only woman I know whose genitalia can do an impression of a badly made up donner kebab!
These people have no minds of their own, they are like empty buckets waitning to be filled up! jeeeeze!
Not really sure what it is about Madonna that makes men emasculate themselves when they're with her. They look like fools.
Re: LettyB – You ought to see her in real life(hints the name- fearitself)
Sounds like Madonna's camp is "keen" on planting this shit with Perez as part of her Jesus publicity stunt…
poor Jesus doesn't speak English very well and probably thinks that "kabbalah" means "checking account"
Re: LettyB – #35 Me too. I've been trying to stare it out for the last 10 minutes but the bastarding thing won't blink!
Re: maxie pad – HAHA! $o true…….
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
POLL ?….Do you think Madonna's snatch smells like mackerel or halibut?
WTF can control freak Madonna have in common with a guy young enough to be her son besides her sex addiction?. She will mess up another kids life. Grow the fuck up Madge.
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Look into my eyes… your getting very sleepy!!
:)
Re: FearItself – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I'm sure Jesus isn't afraid of receiving gifts, money, first class service and publicity either.
No guy like that would ever stick their peen in a dried up old tree trunk like Madonna for any other reason. He's probably gay.
""Quite simply he can't get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching."""
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I guess that is easier for Madonna's publicist to say than "He is a poor kid from Brazil and sleeps with older women for money."
Can I just point something out? Madonna and Jesus. That's extremely convenient and also, why is a 22 year old dating her? I know she's rich but still, you couldn't pay the poor lad enough to date her.
elle n est pas juif she cant sing
Re: CrackaJack – It's the study of jewish mysticism, It's based around the Zohar. You study it, you don't covert. I've only been studying it for about a year, but It's really interesting. It doesn't require you to abandon your religion though, they can coexist.
haha,this half porn star compares himself to the REAl Jesus. WTF. Random ridicolousness
DD
I'd go Kabballah if I got to have Madonna's thunderthighs wrapped around my waist every night. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – oh shit, I forgot I don't know how to wake u up! LOL
isn't Madonna the mother of Jesus? … I mean in the biblical sense.
Madonna is as bad as perez with those young boys. hey perez, don't you see how disgusting it is? I am over a decade younger than madonna and I would feel like I was doing someone my daugher should be seeing GROSSSSSSS. You know perez, a few more years, and these boys could be your sons and as for madonna, jesus could be her son. BUT-how can ANYONE BELIEVE THIS IS REAL????? does Madonna think we are all stupid or did she just talk to perez? the majority of people in brazil are poor-Jesus just got the golden ticket-but I do find it offensive that he or some flunky pr jerk compared him to the real Jesus.
I think it more like there's something in Vagonna's bank account that's got him excited. He saw what guy got so he's getting in line to get the same thing.
her snappers as tight as her arms
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What a dumbass, who does he hink he is to even make reference to Jesus in that way? What a little dumb shit!
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – you want to wake up now! To hate Perez some more we miss U!
Thats one Jewess for Jesus.
Read: "The most important thing is…" milking this cash cow for all she's worth!!"
he doesn't give shit about her or kabbalah. smells money.
That Jesus dude is one lucky bastard i'd do anything to fuck Madonna she is the ultimate MILF!
dumbass, you can't convert to kabbalah. kabbalah is not a religion. it is an area of study i judaism, which IS a religion.
love madonna!
Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – Actually you fucking douchebag. African Americans make up HALF of all new HIV infections. HIV is not a gay disease. Just look at what is happening in Africa. Why you feel the need to spread hatred and lies on PEREZHILTON about such a serious illness like HIV is stupid and flat out RUDE! How dare you?!
He is sooo gay lol… the only way Madge gets to see him naked is in the orgies she throws…
this is the stupidest thing i've ever heard…even from you, perez.
converting to kabbalah? you can't convert to kabbalah. kabbalah is a jewish practice, dumb world. i doubt that this jesus sexpot would convert to anything but praising his personal madonna, anyway.
The poor jerk.
Her ego is out of control… What could they possibly have in common or even have to talk about… Aside from SEX…. She is so nasty…. she reminds me of a female sexual preditor….
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No man her age will put up with her control issues and her ego
Way to go Madona, He is tall, dark and handsome you go girl.
Brazilians models are gorgeoussssssssssssss….this guy is a big wow…
i love how so many people love to hate on Madonna for being a strong powerful woman who has fans from all generations, and walks of life.
listen kaballah is not a religion.madonna is catholic an kaballah is a way of living.like yoga ,pilates.a lots of people belongs to kaballah too.its like relaxing time u know.listen guy R. is catholic and goes with madonna every weekend to kaballah center.get a life .and madonna wasnt dinner alone with jesus.she went with a girl friend ,and other people and madonna to a restaurant.then she left and he left after with a girl
listen the press will going to talk about "her boyfriends" all the tiome now cause she is divorced,but face the facts.madonna is not dating jesus.she is never alone with him,and the paparazzi are always following madonna.if madonna was with jesus alone we would know that.brazilian press says he dates her photographer steven klein and madonna is just helping him out with his career,she is hot.he is good looking too.madonna is not gonna marry him.get a life u morons.u dont know nothing about her.she never was ridiculous like shitney and madonna knows how to behave.she always did.she is smart ,she is not stupid at all.she is not in love with him.and she is not doing a crise.u guys believe in press, but when madonna date she is always with the guy.and she is never with jesus.
get a fucking life.shitney will never be madonna.madonna is the queen and everybody respects her.no one cares if she is dating or idf she is single.we just want her to have more sucess and be a great mother ,that what she is
RUN, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $2,000,000 DOLLARS, DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO THE KABBALAH VORTEX. AWWWWwwwww…. Think for yourself Jesus.
Does it look like Mother and Son when they are out on a date? lol
Who the fuck tattoos their own name on their back??????????
cult members aren't allow to date outside their sect, poor little Jesus, wait till the cougar is finished and he's tossed aside like a used old shoe, like everyone else in this Narcicist's life!!! what an ass to fall for her bullshit! hope he's getting paid to eat 50 year old sushi!!EWWWW!!
its great for him that bitch is so old he can dump loads galore in her and she will never get pregnant. i wonder how his gods opinion of being a paid whore is. cause thats all he is. you would have to pay me well to stick my dick in her old smelly cheese wiz filled snatch
Re: cockface – old but looks fab.asshole
Sugar mama.
It's allowed.