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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Personally Perez > Separated At Birth

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Left: Vincent D'Onofrio as Carl Stargher in The Cell. Right: Perez Hilton as Queen Elizabeth I/The Ringleader on the set of the opening video for Britney's Circus tour.

97 comments to “Separated At Birth”



  1. 1

    uh….. no.



  2. 2

    well let's hope you don't have nipple piercings, perez!



  3. 3

    lol i was thinking the same thing homey when i saw it =)



  4. 4

    OMG…WTF



  5. 5

    erm…
    that's creative :D



  6. 6

    Perez you look like Queen Liz on crack. Ugghhhhhh you're a boogly bitch



  7. 7

    HAHAhAHA!!!!

    Nipple piercings too?



  8. 8

    5th comment? lol
    so THAT's the big news about britney?!
    Re: Kathagr – lol



  9. 9

    hahaha



  10. 10

    first?



  11. 11

    YOU FREAK!! FUCK YOU FAT BODY!



  12. 12

    Gomer Pyle



  13. 13

    Yes !



  14. 14

    Wow Perez you nailed one this time.



  15. 15

    Not pretty.



  16. 16

    uh you wish you looked that good i think! i mean come on you look like a freaking moose!



  17. 17

    yeah i agree that you were seperated at Birth with Gomer Pyle



  18. 18

    That movie scared the hair off my arms. . . .



  19. 19

    O wow LOL Queen Elizabeth yr dressed as a woman hehe



  20. 20

    Perez - ignore the haters — I'm so excited for you - and proud of you for all you've achieved !!!
    -
    For the not-so-kind people: I guess Perez is crying all the way to the back, hmm?



  21. 21

    whats goinG ON PEREZ _?????

    I MEAN I HAVE BEEN FIND MORE AND MORE HATER MESSAGES ON THE COMMENT BOARD AND ITS NOT JUST 1 OR TOO, BUT TONES FROM YOUR FANS. OH I WISH BRITNEY WOULD KICK UR ASS IN THE VIDEO

    AFTER ALL I DID WISH HER DEATH,



  22. 22

    ya think this idiot will ever get the hint that people only come on here to poke fun of his fairy asss and everyone hates him



  23. 23

    Ha ha funny!



  24. 24

    Not even close. Maybe another dimension.



  25. 25

    God Save the Queen (of all Media)!



  26. 26

    Re: LULU~*
    Perez is crying all the way to the back
    lol, you got that right…..THE BACK while he gets effed up his ass by male prostitutes he hired



  27. 27

    I like you perez and I think you look cool but at first glance I thought you were supposed to be Gary Oldmans' Dracula.



  28. 28

    nice try though



  29. 29

    queer



  30. 30

    Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – Everyone hates you.



  31. 31

    your mother must be proud to have raised such a disgrace!



  32. 32

    Re: BettyBummer
    YOU hate me but you and your Perez loving lose gay ass are outnumbered.

  33. Bytch says – reply to this


    33

    He's hotter. Fucking love nipple rings.



  34. 34

    Re: BettyBummer
    And Perex hates you and thinks his readers



  35. 35

    What did Vincent D'Onofrio do to you to deserve such a slam? I'm sure your door knockers are WAY bigger than the ones in his fine, firm pecs.

    A hairy hemorroid on a bleached anus would be a better comparison to you I'd think!



  36. 36

    Re: BettyBummer – comment 32 Don't forget everyone HATES amazing gas face orchidgirl slut too!



  37. 37

    Can't wait to see you! I will be at Britney Spears in Oakland on 4/22… just 2 days after 4/20. Nothing helps a come down like Perez!



  38. 38

    hahaha i was thinking the exact samething…. hAHAHA



  39. 39

    oh fuck off you idiot you talked so much shit about her. i wish i could contact britney and her tour director and send her the video with you bashing her about being on meds and dumb as shit.



  40. 40

    Re: I love my life – kind of cheap, right? He left like 2 pretty obvious clues and revealed it! WTF?



  41. 41

    PEREZ YOU HAVE NO SHAME!!!
    THE LENGHTS YOU WILL GO TO JUST TO GET ATTENTION!
    HERE YOU ARE CRITICIZING LEFT AND RIGHT, BUT MAN, IF I SAW YOU IN A DARK ALLEY I'D RUN FOR MY LIFE! YUCK!



  42. 42

    Re: asianeyes1981 – Well I kind of wish I hadn't seen it!



  43. 43

    Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer
    WHAT'S WITH YOU AND HATING ON EVERYONE AND EVERYTHINGS! YOU NARROW MINDED PIG! QUIT MAKING FUN OF EVERYONE INCLUDING GAY PPL! LET THEM BE!



  44. 44

    lol.



  45. 45

    OMG…..i couldn't have choosen anyone better Perez..lolz



  46. 46

    Uh, Perez? They are going to need a padded cell for you if you keep on talking about yourself in the third person.



  47. 47

    Does performing with Britney in the Circus Tour mean so much to you that you're willing to debase yourself to this extent? Have you lost every shred of dignity that you might have ever possessed? I sure hope it's worth it for you…



  48. 48

    Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – so glad i'm not the only one that sees the resemblance of fat body perez to private piles. he truly is a miserable disgusting fuck



  49. 49

    LOVE IT! You should become a drag queen!

  50. Fire says – reply to this


    50

    Man you wished u looked half a good as the dude on the left!
    *
    U look like a Fat, porky, Cuban sausage.., on your good days!
    *
    Man u have no taste, class or respect! Just cause ur butt ugly on the outside doesn't mean u have to be butt ugly on the inside to!
    *



  51. 51

    to be honest perez you look more like an ugly ass shrek then old vinnie



  52. 52

    Re: lmfao@u

    whhhhaaaah booo hoooo your so tough LMAO. Leave em be? They bash harder than anyone so Im sure his sissy lose ass can take it if he cant then he is in the wrong biz PIG go suck something and swallow it

  53. Izlou says – reply to this


    53

    sorry perez but that bald thing going on is nooot okay



  54. 54

    Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – it doesn't matter….that's the problem because people come to his site to bash him and put his fat sloby ass in check he is banking money. it won't stop until people stop coming to his site but alas i fear that may never happen. i pray for the day that i don't work for an entertainment show that requires i look at this useless mindless garbage…..FUCK YOU FAT BODY



  55. 55

    Honey, you really need to get over yourself



  56. 56

    Awwwww… you are awesome P, never one to pass up a chance for self-deprecation… or self-promotion! xoxo



  57. 57

    Finally! A picture of what Perez ACTUALLY dresses like at home!



  58. 58

    hahahaha thats what i was talkin about u look creepy!!!!



  59. 59

    ROFL…omg too funny, thanks for my first laugh all week!!!!



  60. 60

    YOU WISH BIG GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  61. 61

    ACCURATE DOWN TO THE NIPPLE PIERCINGS!
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  62. aj says – reply to this


    62

    good lord i have nothing

  63. midi says – reply to this


    63

    it's cool you can laugh at yourself, perez!



  64. 64

    Perez has the wig on backwards
    .
    I think she looks more like Carrot Top on the weekend.



  65. 65

    Quit saying that you are the ringleader dumbass. Brit is the ringleader. You are just the dumb tranny in her video that is going to be made fun of.



  66. 66

    GOOD CALL…There's a scene in the movie though where he wears somthing sorta similar to you…



  67. 67

    Ihateperez.com SOON!!!



  68. 68

    You look like Miss Piggy.



  69. 69

    lmao, this proves he reads the comments: I HATE YOU FAT BTICH



  70. 70

    Mmm no, actually Carl is thinner than you… he looks like a toothpick next to you!



  71. 71

    Good one Perez!



  72. 72

    BRILLIANT!! You scored one Perez!:-)



  73. 73

    I love scary movies, but The Cell fucked with my mind on like ten different levels.



  74. 74

    agreed… expect the guy on the left has muscles. And well, … you have flab.

    but nice try =D luv u perez.



  75. 75

    Oh, no you didn't! But, it is funny! It's good to laugh Perez.



  76. 76

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  77. 77

    Perfect! You just forgot to put it under the "Easily Offended" category!



  78. 78

    Elizabeth must be rolling in her grave.



  79. 79

    You are so pathetic



  80. 80

    Vincent D'Onofrio was so HOT in that movie! (When he was in dreamland)
    SO HOT!



  81. 81

    Not even close.



  82. 82

    Dude, don't you know they are laughing at you?



  83. 83

    Vincent D'Onofrio is my boyfriend!!! :)



  84. 84

    you will do anything for fame…how about eating shit like divine?as a history buffu kill liz with one big chinned look!!i still cant beleive yr "famous"its sickening how a slightly bitchy queen can be famous for hackneyed writing and banal posts



  85. 85

    In your dreams, Mario! D' Onofrio was HOT!!!; you, not…..



  86. 86

    I thought perez looked more like francis ford coppola"s dracula



  87. 87

    Re: LULU~* – so true



  88. 88

    OMG!!! He is so handsome in that movie.

    GOOD GOD.

    Thanks for the Valentine's Day reminder to watch it!



  89. 89

    You stole my idea! I thought the same thing the night you posted it. Vincent does things to me in this movie that…well…Im a christian woman so I cannot say it but I sure can fantasize about it! SEXY!



  90. 90

    You look like Shreck in drag.

  91. Leah says – reply to this


    91

    Haha! Yes! I thought the exact same thing the first time I saw it!! Brilliant!!



  92. 92

    TEE HEE! PEREZ AS THE REAL QUEEN! THAT IS TOO FUCKING CUTE. WAY TO GO BIG BOY
    .
    .
    .
    HOWEVER, IF I WERE BRITNEY I WOULDN'T TALK TO YOU. SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T READ THIS SITE.



  93. 93

    PEREZ U SHOULD MARRY HENRYVIII…….!



  94. 94

    omg ew!



  95. 95

    That is the worst Elizabethan dress, collar and hair I've ever seen. Geez.



  96. 96

    HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME FAMOUS ?
    YOU ARE SUCH WASTE OF SPACE.



  97. 97

    are your nipples pierced too?
    p.s. i got tickets for the show at the manchester men arena, it looks really good, lower tier and everything, tickets cost £50 each so shed better not cancel!!!