Separated At Birth

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Left: Vincent D'Onofrio as Carl Stargher in The Cell. Right: Perez Hilton as Queen Elizabeth I/The Ringleader on the set of the opening video for Britney's Circus tour.

Posted: Feb 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm / Email this »

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97 comments to “Separated At Birth”

sumara says – reply to this

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uh….. no.
Kathagr says – reply to this

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well let's hope you don't have nipple piercings, perez!
asianeyes1981 says – reply to this

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lol i was thinking the same thing homey when i saw it =)
Mar-Mar9Mex says – reply to this

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OMG…WTF
heytherejordanna says – reply to this

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erm…
that's creative
Boogly says – reply to this

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Perez you look like Queen Liz on crack. Ugghhhhhh you're a boogly bitch
>lefty lady lurves Simon Pegg< says – reply to this

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HAHAhAHA!!!!

Nipple piercings too?
I love my life says – reply to this

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5th comment? lol
so THAT's the big news about britney?!
Re: Kathagr – lol
lovebreal says – reply to this

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hahaha
AWE5OME says – reply to this

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first?
dmddmd says – reply to this

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YOU FREAK!! FUCK YOU FAT BODY!
Börte Petrarchia says – reply to this

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Gomer Pyle
VernLariv says – reply to this

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Yes !
EmmCee47 says – reply to this

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Wow Perez you nailed one this time.
co_lane says – reply to this

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Not pretty.
lolololo says – reply to this

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uh you wish you looked that good i think! i mean come on you look like a freaking moose!
Jezzabelle Mrs Officer says – reply to this

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yeah i agree that you were seperated at Birth with Gomer Pyle
LULU~* says – reply to this

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That movie scared the hair off my arms. . . .
Bay2LA says – reply to this

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O wow LOL Queen Elizabeth yr dressed as a woman hehe
LULU~* says – reply to this

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Perez - ignore the haters — I'm so excited for you - and proud of you for all you've achieved !!!
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For the not-so-kind people: I guess Perez is crying all the way to the back, hmm?
DINGDINGDING says – reply to this

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whats goinG ON PEREZ _?????

I MEAN I HAVE BEEN FIND MORE AND MORE HATER MESSAGES ON THE COMMENT BOARD AND ITS NOT JUST 1 OR TOO, BUT TONES FROM YOUR FANS. OH I WISH BRITNEY WOULD KICK UR ASS IN THE VIDEO

AFTER ALL I DID WISH HER DEATH,
Jezzabelle Mrs Officer says – reply to this

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ya think this idiot will ever get the hint that people only come on here to poke fun of his fairy asss and everyone hates him
Smile4awhile says – reply to this

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Ha ha funny!
SWEETPIECE ! says – reply to this

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Not even close. Maybe another dimension.
BettyBummer says – reply to this

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God Save the Queen (of all Media)!
Jezzabelle Mrs Officer says – reply to this

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Re: LULU~* –
Perez is crying all the way to the back
lol, you got that right…..THE BACK while he gets effed up his ass by male prostitutes he hired
Iheart420 says – reply to this

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I like you perez and I think you look cool but at first glance I thought you were supposed to be Gary Oldmans' Dracula.
niela_jorjani19@live.com says – reply to this

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nice try though
gabegetsyouhigh says – reply to this

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queer
BettyBummer says – reply to this

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Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – Everyone hates you.
Jezzabelle Mrs Officer says – reply to this

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your mother must be proud to have raised such a disgrace!
Jezzabelle Mrs Officer says – reply to this

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Re: BettyBummer –
YOU hate me but you and your Perez loving lose gay ass are outnumbered.
Bytch says – reply to this

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He's hotter. Fucking love nipple rings.
Jezzabelle Mrs Officer says – reply to this

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Re: BettyBummer –
And Perex hates you and thinks his readers
dumbnhung says – reply to this

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What did Vincent D'Onofrio do to you to deserve such a slam? I'm sure your door knockers are WAY bigger than the ones in his fine, firm pecs.

A hairy hemorroid on a bleached anus would be a better comparison to you I'd think!
The REAL Orchidgirl! says – reply to this

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Re: BettyBummer – comment 32 Don't forget everyone HATES amazing gas face orchidgirl slut too!
dgoodness says – reply to this

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Can't wait to see you! I will be at Britney Spears in Oakland on 4/22… just 2 days after 4/20. Nothing helps a come down like Perez!
sweetheart4fob says – reply to this

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hahaha i was thinking the exact samething…. hAHAHA
natterskat says – reply to this

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oh fuck off you idiot you talked so much shit about her. i wish i could contact britney and her tour director and send her the video with you bashing her about being on meds and dumb as shit.
Kathagr says – reply to this

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Re: I love my life – kind of cheap, right? He left like 2 pretty obvious clues and revealed it! WTF?
lmfao@u says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU HAVE NO SHAME!!!
THE LENGHTS YOU WILL GO TO JUST TO GET ATTENTION!
HERE YOU ARE CRITICIZING LEFT AND RIGHT, BUT MAN, IF I SAW YOU IN A DARK ALLEY I'D RUN FOR MY LIFE! YUCK!
Kathagr says – reply to this

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Re: asianeyes1981 – Well I kind of wish I hadn't seen it!
lmfao@u says – reply to this

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Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer –
WHAT'S WITH YOU AND HATING ON EVERYONE AND EVERYTHINGS! YOU NARROW MINDED PIG! QUIT MAKING FUN OF EVERYONE INCLUDING GAY PPL! LET THEM BE!
Allison Leigh says – reply to this

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lol.
Natrit94 says – reply to this

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OMG…..i couldn't have choosen anyone better Perez..lolz
lemonbird says – reply to this

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Uh, Perez? They are going to need a padded cell for you if you keep on talking about yourself in the third person.
litzie says – reply to this

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Does performing with Britney in the Circus Tour mean so much to you that you're willing to debase yourself to this extent? Have you lost every shred of dignity that you might have ever possessed? I sure hope it's worth it for you…
dmddmd says – reply to this

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Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – so glad i'm not the only one that sees the resemblance of fat body perez to private piles. he truly is a miserable disgusting fuck
p*vixxxen says – reply to this

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LOVE IT! You should become a drag queen!
Fire says – reply to this

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Man you wished u looked half a good as the dude on the left!
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U look like a Fat, porky, Cuban sausage.., on your good days!
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Man u have no taste, class or respect! Just cause ur butt ugly on the outside doesn't mean u have to be butt ugly on the inside to!
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Vegas Queen says – reply to this

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to be honest perez you look more like an ugly ass shrek then old vinnie
Jezzabelle Mrs Officer says – reply to this

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Re: lmfao@u –

whhhhaaaah booo hoooo your so tough LMAO. Leave em be? They bash harder than anyone so Im sure his sissy lose ass can take it if he cant then he is in the wrong biz PIG go suck something and swallow it
Izlou says – reply to this

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sorry perez but that bald thing going on is nooot okay
dmddmd says – reply to this

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Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – it doesn't matter….that's the problem because people come to his site to bash him and put his fat sloby ass in check he is banking money. it won't stop until people stop coming to his site but alas i fear that may never happen. i pray for the day that i don't work for an entertainment show that requires i look at this useless mindless garbage…..FUCK YOU FAT BODY
sadieface says – reply to this

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Honey, you really need to get over yourself
OUT THEM ALL says – reply to this

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Awwwww… you are awesome P, never one to pass up a chance for self-deprecation… or self-promotion! xoxo
Lady In Black says – reply to this

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Finally! A picture of what Perez ACTUALLY dresses like at home!
JulieBoo says – reply to this

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hahahaha thats what i was talkin about u look creepy!!!!
TO_BITCH says – reply to this

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ROFL…omg too funny, thanks for my first laugh all week!!!!
Karly Vega says – reply to this

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YOU WISH BIG GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LG is simply ABSTRACT! says – reply to this

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ACCURATE DOWN TO THE NIPPLE PIERCINGS!
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aj says – reply to this

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good lord i have nothing
midi says – reply to this

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it's cool you can laugh at yourself, perez!
topper says – reply to this

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Perez has the wig on backwards
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I think she looks more like Carrot Top on the weekend.
kcp1967 says – reply to this

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Quit saying that you are the ringleader dumbass. Brit is the ringleader. You are just the dumb tranny in her video that is going to be made fun of.
::Dingleberry:: says – reply to this

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GOOD CALL…There's a scene in the movie though where he wears somthing sorta similar to you…
hardcore head banger says – reply to this

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Ihateperez.com SOON!!!
Cattac says – reply to this

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You look like Miss Piggy.
JoeyDub says – reply to this

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lmao, this proves he reads the comments: I HATE YOU FAT BTICH
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Mmm no, actually Carl is thinner than you… he looks like a toothpick next to you!
Sherri Lynn says – reply to this

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Good one Perez!
WinonaJohnson says – reply to this

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BRILLIANT!! You scored one Perez!:-)
Jordan* says – reply to this

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I love scary movies, but The Cell fucked with my mind on like ten different levels.
Flyshortii90 says – reply to this

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agreed… expect the guy on the left has muscles. And well, … you have flab.

but nice try =D luv u perez.
sheba08 says – reply to this

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Oh, no you didn't! But, it is funny! It's good to laugh Perez.
kikylove says – reply to this

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LacieLaBeau says – reply to this

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Perfect! You just forgot to put it under the "Easily Offended" category!
MARYPOPPINS says – reply to this

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Elizabeth must be rolling in her grave.
buttcrackcheese says – reply to this

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You are so pathetic
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Vincent D'Onofrio was so HOT in that movie! (When he was in dreamland)
SO HOT!
Discordia says – reply to this

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Not even close.
booznbabes says – reply to this

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Dude, don't you know they are laughing at you?
wigglepuppy says – reply to this

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Vincent D'Onofrio is my boyfriend!!!
ms bitch says – reply to this

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you will do anything for fame…how about eating shit like divine?as a history buffu kill liz with one big chinned look!!i still cant beleive yr "famous"its sickening how a slightly bitchy queen can be famous for hackneyed writing and banal posts
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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In your dreams, Mario! D' Onofrio was HOT!!!; you, not…..
footballisus says – reply to this

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I thought perez looked more like francis ford coppola"s dracula
milky99 says – reply to this

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Re: LULU~* – so true
gniteDarla says – reply to this

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OMG!!! He is so handsome in that movie.

GOOD GOD.

Thanks for the Valentine's Day reminder to watch it!
Maleficent83 says – reply to this

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You stole my idea! I thought the same thing the night you posted it. Vincent does things to me in this movie that…well…Im a christian woman so I cannot say it but I sure can fantasize about it! SEXY!
samothing says – reply to this

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You look like Shreck in drag.
Leah says – reply to this

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Haha! Yes! I thought the exact same thing the first time I saw it!! Brilliant!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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TEE HEE! PEREZ AS THE REAL QUEEN! THAT IS TOO FUCKING CUTE. WAY TO GO BIG BOY
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HOWEVER, IF I WERE BRITNEY I WOULDN'T TALK TO YOU. SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T READ THIS SITE.
ALEXLOSANGELES says – reply to this

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PEREZ U SHOULD MARRY HENRYVIII…….!
monday_moonlight says – reply to this

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omg ew!
imkatwoman says – reply to this

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That is the worst Elizabethan dress, collar and hair I've ever seen. Geez.
zhanee says – reply to this

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HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME FAMOUS ?
YOU ARE SUCH WASTE OF SPACE.
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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are your nipples pierced too?
p.s. i got tickets for the show at the manchester men arena, it looks really good, lower tier and everything, tickets cost £50 each so shed better not cancel!!!