There's Only Room For One Joaquin Phoenix In The World
Filed under: Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Jonathan Rhys Meyers was looking a little Hobo-Joaquin as he stopped into a convenience store for a refill of smokes and what appears to be a bottle of vodka.
Is the actor back on the sauce?
What happened to everything he learned in rehab???
He does kind of look like he's had one too many! That's the only thing that could explain the horrible Uggs!
[ Image via Ramey Photo Agency. ]
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So what if he likes vodka! Doesn't everybody?
3? what on earth happened to him
YOU ARE A FUCING IDIOT PEREZ! ARE YOU AND OG SISTER AND BROTHER!
Wow..he looks like shit!
Attention All BUTT-FUCKERS with shit on thier Dicks that carry purses and wear thier mommys bras and makeup:
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damn he looks like shit
I can just imagine Jonathan's next meeting "Hello, my names Jonathan and I wear Ugg boots".
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what explains the "Uggs" you call a face? And you should know better than to talk about someone's hair after that shiteous pic you posted yesterday. Your forehead is in Miami but your hair line is all the way back in Cuba
You sure that's him, Perez?
umm that looks NOTHING likew jonathan rhys meyers. im pretty sure its actually not him
i dont see no bottle of vodka in there
Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – How about men who have sex with women who have had sex with donkeys?
Miss Jizzabelle, I give you a Birmingham Booty Call:Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
You wish you could look like him on his worst day, Mario!
I AM DONE!
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
What happened to my hot little king JRM!?
Is that him for real?? He looks god-awful.
watch "DEAREST JOAQUIN PHOENIX"
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geez, i first thought it was keanu reeves o.O i can't see any bottle of vodka either, looks more than a can of beer….
and: after another minute of intense staring this guy still looks more reeves than rhys meyers to me…
start looking for my glasses right now….brb^^
Re: Jezzabelle Mrs Officer – so 18 times your good? you hear that Mario you have hope yet….
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Re: LettyB – Have a good weekend! See ya Monday!
looks more like cigarettes and a can of Fosters to me…..
I really don't think that's him, that looks nothing like him at all
Attention All BUTT-FUCKERS with shit on thier Dicks that carry purses and wear thier mommys bras and makeup:,
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Men who have sex with men are 19 times more likely to be infected with HIV than the general population, yet are ignored in many countries, an AIDS group said in a study released on Monday.
The report from the American Foundation for AIDS Research or AMFAR suggests the group originally at most risk of the fatal and incurable virus — GAY MEN — remain at HIGHEST RISK
perez those pics are from 2007 right after his mother died they were in the tabloids in ireland and the uk in november, the 21st of november to be exact of 2007 . pretty shitty of you to post them up here and act as if they are new pics of him.
I don't get it! It's not him.
looks more like champagne
What happened !!?? Hope he gets his act together-he used to be cute..his face looks swollen!! -I agree Re: my sweetheart Joanquin–I have new respect for JP after that (classic) Letterman appearance!! There's only room for one!
Re: JoeyDub – hahahahaha
That is a can of something, not a bottle, as you can see the bottom of the can is no bigger than a pack of ciggs in his bag.
Re: harrybalsac – rusty trombone!!!
that's not jonathan rhys meyer or he took 2O pounds in one week!last week,he did appearence for Hugo Boss parfume,he was great!
wdf? he used to be so cute
Omg he was so fukin hot how does someone become so fugly
it is too him.
and he looks like shiiit.
but i can honestly say i would still fuck him like theres no tomorrow : ]
wait I was wrong I got my glasses on lol, and its definitley some kind of liquor
Re: perezly –
I was wrong I need glasses its definitely a bottle of some sort
Re: kelliek –
YOU BEEN EXPOSED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It looks like an energy drink can. I love this guy and the Tudors. Why do you want to see someone fall?
SHOWIN US OLD PICS FROM 2007?
Re: kelliek – i knew he was slow at getting new info but had no idea he was THIS slow.. that would explain it though
Re: harrybalsac –
DID YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKE YOUR RUSTY TROMBONE YOU GAVE HIM
fat body you should be careful waht you say about joaquin…he'll od on drugs and then you'll be sorry for being such a douchebag and try writing about how sad it is etc…but we'll all know that you are a worthless human being that serves no purpose.
he's getting ready to play the ugly (and true) version of henry viii….
No…no…no…NOOOOOOOOOOOO not my Jonathan…
This HAS to be a lie =(
Huh?? That looks more like a can than a bottle. And how the heck could you ever tell it's vodka from this picture, you only see the bottom of the bottle/can here!
Since when does vodka come in aluminum cans? It looks like a soda. Maybe Chelsea Handler can school you tonight on what vodka looks like. You really should stop with the irresponsible posts.
i love UGG's they are super comfy…so get over it
seeing as though regular rehab doesnt work for these celebrity type folk that are more addicted to their own existance to no any better for themselfs.
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you just don't get it, do you?
Re: sour cherry – Thank you, I'm trying hard but I see a bottle of Perrier Water!
Christ almighty Perez who doesn't look like this when taking out their trash?
Looks like he's gonna have a big weekend
Wow - who cares? zzzzzz
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Oh, come ON! That doesn't even look like JRM, and you can't see SHIT in that bag, Perez.
This is very, very poor taste.
usually i dont care what you say perez, but that is not a vodka bottle. for one, it looks like the bottom of a freaking CAN, and two, if it were liquor dont you think they would have wrapped it in a bag or two like stores do for all liquor? use common sense, idiot
Looks like a can of soda to me.
why isnt he sexy anymore??
I think he's lovely. He's obviously just woken up and needed to go to the shops, big deal. Only when you and I do this, we don't have geezers with cameras chasing us down.
Yeah that's not his best look, but he probably rolled out of bed and grabbed whatever was by the door. He is very hot though, he emotes hotness, so he's just woken up in this picture - Big Deal!!
Uggs looks stoopid on anyone!
Re: gimlet123 – totally!
Aww, I still think he looks cute…like he just rolled out of bed and needed some ciggies. I don't see any vodka though. Could be a jar of pickles for all we know.
Re: buzzcut – Hahaha!! True. Oh, and that doesn't even look like him. That looks more like Forest Gump.
Re: harrybalsac – I have got to ask you this. How on earth do you come up with so many nasty AND hilarious positions/moves/whatever you wanna call it? I'm serious. I want to know.
quit peeping into peoples shopping bags you DOUCHEBAG
You can't see anything but if he has vodka what's the deal??? Is it cheap vodka or what????
OMG! That cannot be him!
JRM is a BEAUTIFUL man…..WTF!
Does anyone know if the rumor that he is officially engaged is true? Stated as of Feb 9th, 2009. Go look it up!
hholy christ chex! what is this world coming to!?
am i the only one noticing the outline of his
between his legs?
who doesnt like a little vodka every now and then?
ok… first of all… if you guys actually knew what you were talking about, that would be a first. if you have ever bartended you would know that due to the shape of the bottle, it isn't vodka he has. it is goldschlager. there is also a pack of ciggarettes and a can of some sorts. if you're going to crucify… do i right. such superficial droles make me weep
He had to get fat for his role on the Tudors. Henry wasn't always pretty you know. He got really ugly in the end. The vodka is bad though.
What the MF happenned to him!?! Jesus Christ!
Re: JoeyDub – That WAS funny!
He is alone and disappointed…that's why he behaves like that. I hope he knows that he's real fans are respecting him and supporting him no matter what…JONATHAN YOU ARE A GREAT MAN!!!!
This is sad, for I LOVE JRM!!!! I know that he and Joaquin used to be best pals and hung out together a lot, then one went into rehan and then the other followed, forgot who went first. It's sad that both of these talented and beloved actors are falling apart
omg he used to be beautiful!
He is still beautiful..friends of mine seen him Jan 13th at Macy's, they took pictures for me. He still has it going on and is a beautiful person as well. The boots I can't defend! Love you Jonny.
You can't see whats in that bag not even with HD…you see nothing!
Re: Miss USA – just saw him at my local tesco's(food market) drunk as a skunk. he bought a beer, drank it, threw it in the garbage bin and jumped into a car.