Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be In Our Nightmares

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Sorry guys, Life & Style can exclusively report that Lindsay Lohan is not starring in the upcoming remake of Nightmare on Elm Street.

Her rep said, "It’s not true, someone got Punk'd."

Although we'd sort of love to see Lindsay die in a horror flick!

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    Posted: Feb 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm / Email this  »

    26 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be In Our Nightmares



    1. 1

      her 'career' hasn't been newsworthy in yrs… this has-been is done… moving on.



    2. 2

      I think it's better now that her career is over.



    3. 3

      she's so annoying.



    4. 4

      yay 2nd!



    5. 5

      what a nobody.



    6. 6

      Ugh.. why can't she just go away already?!
      shes old news!!!!!



    7. 7

      OK did u forget "I know who killed me " she was dead or died in it



    8. 8

      the only reason she is in the headlines is because we hope she fails and are waiting patiently until her next car accident or rehab stint. she is a failure and is a waste of space. I use to love her but now she does not even exist. she ruined her career



    9. 9

      im glad. she would have fucking ruined it. its bad enough michael bay is doing it.



    10. 10

      Every movie she's been in turned out to be a horror flick.



    11. 11

      amazing what makeup can do, she almost looks good



    12. 12

      LINDSAY LOHAN WAS ON TOP OF HER GAME WHEN SHE WAS DATING FEZ!



    13. 13

      Even with her just following her girlfriend around she has more of a career than you do Mario.



    14. 14

      She has no career anymore it's almost sad.



    15. 15

      when will she realize she needs to GO AWAY and stop going out to every night club every night for a few years, then come back revitalized. at this point she's only sabatoging any chance she will have to get any fan base back. Her career is over. she's just seen as a useless talentless washed up Tara Reid story. And she did it all to herself, just like every other child star before her, she took the wrong road.



    16. 16

      Her career is dead in the water just like her brain.



    17. 17

      I have the sneakiest suspicion that LaLohan would be the stalker and killer in any horror movie.

    18. fiona says – reply to this


      18

      Prediction: LL, AL and DL end up residing in a small trailer park outside Vegas. They support themselves by playing small roles in porn films, and by endorsing sex toys. They wither from an excess of suntanning and a lack of calories, ultimately being donated to a museum for an exhibit of mummified Z-listers. The world is cleansed of Hohan females, and the gene pool is refreshed.



    19. 19

      lolol fiona lindsay is young and still very beautiful but the days are gone where the bad actors still managed to get good parts they all have to play around and be prissy lil beeches now like anne hathaway whos eyes are too big for her face.. lindsay needs to start playing psycho killers or something and bring out the bad girl side not the ditzy everyone loves me side



    20. 20

      fucked up nosejob!



    21. 21

      That's sooo sad I would love to see her there… she is a hit in those kind of movies..

    22. Laxer says – reply to this


      22

      Of course not….she is virtually uninsurable as far as films are concerned….and with her behavior on the set of Ugly Betty, will not be touched by any reputable tv producers as well. The only reputable Lohan is the brother who has chosen to avoid the limelight.



    23. 23

      Her horror flick is her current non-life with Sam the Man beating her around.



    24. 24

      the fake extentions need to go away, just like her



    25. 25

      Just run her over with a lawnmower in the previews.



    26. 26

      I love her