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"Friday the 13th is a scary movie about a guy who goes around terrorizing young women. The clinical name for someone like that is Chris Brown.”
- Craig Ferguson said on The Late Late Show on Friday night
[Image via WENN.]

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"Friday the 13th is a scary movie about a guy who goes around terrorizing young women. The clinical name for someone like that is Chris Brown.”
- Craig Ferguson said on The Late Late Show on Friday night
[Image via WENN.]
TRUE
FIRST
I love when people think things like that are funny.
Yawn.
that's a weird picture…
LOL!!! I love Craig Ferguson.
2nd
Harsh.
Awesome.
A scary movie about a guy who goes around terrorizing young boys. The clinical name for someone like that is Perez.
Happy fucking Valentines Day everyone!
well said :]
Haha Good one!! Chris Brown is suck a douche!!! First!!
IM GETTING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS!! WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, UNTIL WE HEAR FROM CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA OR SEE PICS OF WHAT HE APPARENTLEY DID THEN WE CANT SAY ANYTHIN! I WILL STILL LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!
the mans a genius.
I love Craig Ferguson… this makes me love him even more.
Re: beautifulmeltdown – oh wait, i get it now.
Re: Jubilee Is Now Straitjacket Free –
Happy Valentines. dear girl.
Basil Fawlty :"Don't be alarmed. It's only my wife laughing"
Re: Jubilee Is Now Straitjacket Free –
LMAO
or better yet
A scary movie about a guy who goes around terrorizing young boys. The clinical name for someone like that is … Michael Jackson.
hahahaha aint that the truth
Don't worry Chris. Many jealous little girls and macho/women hater idiots will rush to defend you and bash RiRi. This will be a boost to both your careers in the end.
Kelly B -I agree with you 100 percent.
THATS SO STUPID…EVEN IF IT COMES OUT THIS WAS ALL BLOW UP OVER NOTHING HIS CAREER THanks to this bullshit is ruined. What happened to being innocent till proven guilty..he wasnt even charged yet.
Everyone is sooooooo typical! Assume shit and comment then find out all of the details. Look, we don't know exactly what happened as of yet and if the rumors about there being a pattern of violence between the two then they are BOTH at fault! Having said that, they are also very young and probably need help… people who grow up in homes where violence is a common occurrence often need help but no one recognizes it until much later. On the bright side, maybe this is a good thing for everyone involved and they will BOTH get the help they need.
he said that?!
Re: BettyBummer –
well aren't you a smart cookie
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Re: Amazing Grace – Happy V Day to you as well! ;D
hahahaaaaaa
hahahaha so true, so true. he shoulda been taught what NOT to hit.
Re: Amazing Grace – P.S. "I know nothing! I am from Barcelona!" ::runs::
…he should have sung the love theme entitled…'Beat It'!
BEAT IT…………BEAT IT….. BEAT IT….. BEAT IT
Absolutely! Especially since he is now going around blaming Rihanna for his behaviour, that is the definition of a true douchebag; someone who blames others for the fucked up things he does.
I'm tired of people being one sided about this situation. No one has come out with a statement nor have wee seen the damage done.
@ Perez, just because you like dick dose not me you have to act like one >:(
NOT FUNNY!! AT ALL!! SO TIRED OF THIS STORY!!
Re: KellyBfromUk – YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. CRIME IS DONE. THERE'S NO OTHER SUSPECTS. CHRIS BEATS A CHIC….. HIS CHIC. THAT'S DISTURBIA. IT'S NOT A … A WIFE MURDERED AT HER OWN HOME……AND HUSBAND IS THE MAIN SUSPECT. IN THIS CASE THE HUSBAND IS NOT GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN IN COURT. OR MAYBE YOU WER'E WISHING SOMEONE KILLED THE CHIC AFTER BEATER BROWN LEFT HER…… NOW HE IS THE MAIN SUSPECT BUT REMAINS NOPT GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN IN THE COURT.
Re: Dolls79 – Nothing ever happened to being innocent until proven guilty as that is only in a courtroom, people can certainly form oppinions as we always have without thinking "boy that guy is a douche" without having someone pound a gavel and say GUILTY.
To all the chris brown "supporters":
1. men DON'T hit women.
2. where are chris brown's bite marks, black eyes, busted lips, bloody noses and head contustions?
3. men DO NOT hit women
4. why wasn't an arrest warrant issued for Rihanna?
5. men NEVER, under ANY circumstances hit women
seriously. chris is a big guy, much bigger than Rihanna. if she was attacking him, he could have/should have restrained her, called the cops and filed a complaint, not beat the fuck out of her to the point she needed to be hospitalized.
dumbasses.
um not even remotely funny. i'm PRO chris brown, there is def. more to the "story."
lol
LOL so true. hey chris brown could actually get some work starring in a scary film. he'd be good at it. just have to be his natural psycho crazy violent self!
Nice one Craig!!!
Re: iKatie – hmmm sugestion "AFRICAN PSYCHO"? hmmmmmmmmmmmm tooooo racy.
I love Craig Ferguson, but I think this is a bit harsh.
We don't know what happened, all that is out there is speculation, so maybe the way people are attacking Chris Brown is a bit harsh. If it turns out that everything is true then….who knows. I still find it all shocking.
um. i really dont think that is very funny.
That's not funny at all. Yes, Chris Brown probably did hit "Princess RiRi" but so do hundreds of other guys. That's a very insensitive comment to make, and doesn't help the situation one bit. Everyone needs to stop assuming and making these ridiculous comments until Rihanna and Chris speak up themselves.
LOL LOL LMAO LMAO
You tell em, Craig, you adorable late night genius.
Chris brown is the new Ike Turner or OJ. Only people in denial and don't want to see him for what he really is will continue to support the woman beater. Don't give me that crap about we don't know the truth BS. Um hello did you not see the news conference the motherflipping police gave? They said he was in a freaken domestic dispute and the victim had to go to the hospital. Eventually those pictures they took Of Ri will surface and you will get your "truth", but will you be able to handle it? The guy just needs to fade away.
Great line, Craig. Thank the writer!!
haha that awesome! Realy made me laugh!! I Loves Craig Ferguson!!!!
thats not even funny. its just rude. people need to stop making such a big thing about this. people make mistakes. im sure he feels bad enough about it.
Wow… that's rough!
HATERRRRZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!!