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Just Like A Prayer

Filed under: Madonna

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Madonna makes the people come together - and she makes all her suitors go to Kabbalah!

On Saturday, the Queen of Pop and her new Brazilian boyfriend, model Jesus Luz, attended services at the Kabbalah Center in NYC.

If he's a good boy, he'll do everything Madonna demands - especially bend over and take it like a man!

[Image via WENN.]

68 comments to “Just Like A Prayer”



  1. 1

    up early!

    CC



  2. 2

    woah…a first ever

    CC



  3. 3

    he's too young to know any better….

    CC

  4. mvp says – reply to this


    4

    love her



  5. 5

    Christ has truely CUM to Madonna - all over her! He is filling her up as we speak with his warmness and love! She is drinking from his cup and eating of his breadbunns! Bless HER!



  6. 6

    dude, perez, go back to bed. its too early to be talking about any of this shiz. its like 330am where u are!! shame



  7. 7

    He's totally hot.



  8. 8

    madonna mite not have class but she sure has taste! that guy is sex on a stick!!



  9. 9

    eww that mother fucker is ugly.



  10. 10

    Smart boy meets beautiful woman.
    What a pretty face can do.
    I like them both and I look back on their erotic fotoshoot every day.
    The American problem is that you are so used to old men with pretty tight girlie faces, that you still too scared of the other site. And believe me, this couple is fun!



  11. 11

    Je$u$ will apparently do anything to make Madonna happy! Mu$t be true love$$$$$…….oops, I meant !!!!!!



  12. 12

    Good for Madonna. I'll take her leftovers any day.



  13. 13

    so sharon stones a fur wearin coogar old tart and sienna miller is a complete slag for being a marriage wreckin bitch…so what does that make madonna whos all of the above??hmmm perez what does that make you a fake hypocrite!



  14. 14

    The wise middle aged lady recognizes that you must love people for what they are. This woman is a danger to anyone fool enough to get close to her. I can only imagine how mortified Lourdes must be to have her pals drooling over Mama's toyboy, yuck. Aside from the delightful irony of getting a young stud named Jesus involved in mystical Judaism. Ha.

  15. Dargy says – reply to this


    15

    Grow up Madonna !



  16. 16

    A-ROID WILL TEAR JESUS APART! A-ROD DUMPED HIS WHOLE FAMILY FOR THE CHANCE TO HAVE SOME "HOT GRANNY KABBALAH LOVIN!" WITH MADONNA THE SEXY 50 SOMETHING SIREN!

  17. midi says – reply to this


    17

    madonna has no tolerance for men - hence guy's flee from the jail once he grew up. only boys will do for madonna.



  18. 18

    Re: wooshie – also if madonna was a guy…(which is debatable)..like tom cruise bringin dates to the scientology centre this wud be judged differently…get some integrity pervez n some braincells…ha oh yeah i pissed myself at the a-rod loves ladyboys story… why dont you listen to the people who write on this site and realise no one likes this animal cruelty human cruelty slag!



  19. 19

    give that little boy she adopted like 10 years and she will be molesting him too…………………..old perverted STD infested lunatic



  20. 20

    this bitch gets off on manipulating people! She doesnt care about who gets hurt or how gross it is….as long as she can have a brain to play with. Bitch has got some serious issues that go waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back! Its too late to cure her now tho, the old bitch will be gone from old age in 10 years and burning in hell.



  21. 21

    No big deal. I'm sure Madonna had him AIDS tested before they began their affair. But it is risky in that regard. She can't know if he's going to be only with her all the time. Otherwise, hey why not have a little fun!



  22. 22

    There's a reason Madge makes 'em all go to Kabbalah. It works! I read one book and it provided soooo many answers. You should read it too, Perez. The Power of Kabbalah. Fantastic.



  23. 23

    they look cute together. when men date younger its not a problem but when woman do all of a sudden it is???



  24. 24

    Can you say publicity stunt. Who's he walking with - his even younger boyfriend? Watch out, M will want that one too.



  25. 25

    madonna doesnt look or act like she is out of her 30s one would hope to be as passionate and goodlooking as she is now…im 20 and i think she is such a role model



  26. 26

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  27. 27

    Sorry, but does he bought his shirts on some sale? Because is the same model he was wearing last time he was seen w Madonna. hahaha
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  28. 28

    The man is FINE! The bitch always has the hottest men around. He's way hotter than A-Roid.
    I think I need Jesus in my life too…! Yum.



  29. 29

    She's only with him for his name. With the name Madonna, choosing to name her daughter Lourdes shows her obsession to use theological references to define herself. Exploitive and absurd, really.



  30. 30

    LOVE YOU M!!!!!!



  31. 31

    Yeah he's definitely gay no straight guy that young would want to be with her old nasty ass. Fag my gaydar is never wrong.



  32. 32

    I think it's fucking hilarious that this "woman" who's suppose to be such a maverick, free thinker, icon, etc, etc, that all the media, specially Perez wants us to believe, is nothing but a brain washed cult member!!! with obviously no independent thought! what a laugh, and as far as dating a 22 year old, it's probably PR for the photo shoot, I mean what right minded 22 year old wants to eat 50 year old nasty snatch like MANdonna/s, if it's true, it's disgusting, he's closer to Lola's age than hers!!! YUK!!! EWWWWW



  33. 33

    no perez.he wasnt there.madonna fan sites got all the pics from that day and she was alone with her kids to kaballah center.jesus wasnt there.www.wenn.com took some shoots of jesus walking on the streets and said he was in kaballah center but he wasnt.he was going somewhere else and madonna arrived just with her kids and left with her kids too



  34. 34

    Re: smh@ppl – brazilian press says he is gay and he is dating steven klein ,madonna friend and photographer.he was alaways with him in brazil ,and he used to go to gay clubs in brazil.listen madonna is an adult woman,she is acting really good on her divorce very civil.and she is not stupid.she is not dating him or a-rod



  35. 35

    She sure loves young hispanic men. This one is not as sexy as Arod



  36. 36

    Yuck, in that pic, he is so not attractive. The guy next to him isn't so bad.



  37. 37

    Control freak.



  38. 38

    Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude – Hello, my friend from Portugal! I was wondering when you would show up!!! Good to see you! So, who is Madonna dating?



  39. 39

    Just a couple of months ago no one has ever heard of Jesus Luz . Then Madonna picked him out as her boy toy, and now the whole world knows his name and his face and paparazzi are chasing him… Pretty boy Jesus has it made.



  40. 40

    re=3444983]Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude[/re]
    Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude/ shitney or whatever you call yourself, will you shut up already?!
    I understand that you love Madonna, but your bad grammar, lack of knowledge about proper use of punctuation and visible obsession doesn't help her at all.
    Madonna would be ashamed to have you as a fan - trust. A mental case that does nothing all day but write crazy messages all day isn't something she would welcome.
    And yes - Jesus was at the Kabbalah center yesterday. The Brazilian press reports that they are together and he only told about it to his close family. He was quite the fucker in Brazil and used to have lots of girlfriends and even had 2 girlfriends at the same time last year.
    And about the whole A-Rod thing - I know for a FACT that Madonna and A-Rod were having an affair for at least about 8 months before she divorced! So yes, she did cheat on Guy.
    I like Madonna, but I don't portray her as a saint. I know people who met her many times and know her quite well and she's, in fact, very smart, nice and a very funny person. However, a saint she isn't - she was unfaithful to Guy. Before she started seeing Jesus, she was fucking A-Rod for months - way before the rumors started in July, and the public became aware of that.



  41. 41

    I know my religion frowns upon whores. I guess hers could care less if she is making payments.



  42. 42

    Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude
    Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude/ shitney or whatever you call yourself, will you shut up already?!
    I understand that you love Madonna, but your bad grammar, lack of knowledge about proper use of punctuation and visible obsession doesn't help her at all.
    Madonna would be ashamed to have you as a fan - trust. A mental case that does nothing all day but write crazy messages isn't something she would welcome.
    And yes - Jesus was at the Kabbalah center yesterday. The Brazilian press reports that they are together and he only told about it to his close family. He was quite the fucker in Brazil and used to have lots of girlfriends and even had 2 girlfriends at the same time last year.
    And about the whole A-Rod thing - I know for a FACT that Madonna and A-Rod were having an affair for at least about 8 months before she divorced! So yes, she did cheat on Guy.
    I like Madonna, but I don't portray her as a saint. I know people who met her many times and know her quite well and she's, in fact, very smart, nice and a very funny person. However, a saint she isn't - she was unfaithful to Guy. Before she started seeing Jesus, she was fucking A-Rod for months - way before the rumors started in July, and the public became aware of that.



  43. 43

    isnt she like 3 times his age..cmon now man.. her va J J prolly looks like george washingtons lips



  44. 44

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    LG IS QUITE DISTURBED THAT HER MADGESTY TAKES LITTLE BABY DAVID BANDA TO SERVICES!!! NO CHILD SHOULD BE PERMITTED INTO A CULT OF ANY KIND UNTIL HE REACHES THE AGE OF REASON–THUS ENSURING THE DOWNFALL OF ALL EVIL MANMADE RELIGIONS!!!!
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  45. 45

    I could have done without that last sentence Perez.
    Mental picture. Blah….



  46. 46

    Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude
    You have absolutely NO clue as to whom she's dating…stop pretending you do. You get your sources from the very same places you condemn: the tabloids. No one on here believes anything you say.



  47. 47

    why do all her boytoys become her bitch?! there is definitely something we all need to learn from this woman!



  48. 48

    I wish a guy would care enough about me to explore what I'm into. I'm taking notes from you from now on Madge. Love you. Have fun!



  49. 49

    I wish some guy would care enough about me to explore what I'm interested in.

    Well played Madonna. He must be pretty cool.



  50. 50

    hot,madonna picked a hottie,much better lookin than her ex.

  51. Ava J says – reply to this


    51

    I love Madonna, but she's way too fucking old for this guy. She needs to get it together. What kind of example is she setting for her kids, especially her daughter???



  52. 52

    Re: GoodBoyNC
    I already said how I know the things I do.
    Of course you can choose not to believe, but you can speak ONLY for yourself, not anybody else here.
    There're people who know people in the business - that's how rumors and stories come out for the most part. That and intended leaks, of course.
    I wasn't the only one to know about the Madonna and A-Rod affair. If some of you remember, back in late June - about a few weeks before the thing exploded everywhere, there were some people making comments on this site about Madonna and A-Rod being romantically involved. Go back and check it for yourself, if you don't believe me.
    There were people who knew exactly what's going on, way before when Us magazine broke the story about A-Rod visiting her NY apartment. The guy who soled the story to that magazine was working in her apartment building and he had footage of A-Rod visiting Madonna's apartment. It was obtained illegally, and later that guy who worked at her building was fired.
    That's just the tip of the iceberg. Some of the stories going around about the affair are likely to come out. Many things will come out in the book coming in April, which is being written right now about A-Rod (by the SI writer).
    So, yes - there're people who actually know what's going.



  53. 53

    Re: Laylayna
    You're right, I won't/don't believe you or anyone who has "insights." But I don't remember addressing you in the first place.



  54. 54

    am i the only one who thinks he looks like (a much tanner) michael jackson in that pic? gross.



  55. 55

    Re: Laylayna – listen.madonna wasnt with jesus yesterday.its false. check in all her fans site asshole.shame on u.she is not dating him



  56. 56

    Re: GoodBoyNC – im not pretending anything.u guys say she is dating.get a life .and he wasnt at kaballah center.see the pics.u see jesus going out a door that they say is kaballah center door and it isnt.its a hotel door.madonna was out from another door.a white one



  57. 57

    Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude
    You guys? I don't remember saying anything about who she's dating; personally I could care less. You're the one who needs a life. I'm not the one who tries to defend Madonna all day.



  58. 58

    that guy is SO much hotter than Guy Ritchie…I never knew why they married he wasn't even her type lmao



  59. 59

    This dude is so freaking lucky shit Madonna is one hot bitch and i would wanna hit that. Hey if they make each other happy then good for them.



  60. 60

    He is my favorite. Just saw his on 40 plus personals site
    [ 40 P L U S S E E K I N G . C 0 M ] last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?



  61. 61

    i feel bad for her kids!! didn't she just get divorced? her kids are going to be fucked up! she just looks desperate!!!! maybe she secretly drinks his blood hoping it will keep her young??? it's not working!!



  62. 62

    Suitors? Since when to ho bag sluts have suitors? The guy is so using her, good for him. I hope Guy is laughing his ass off as she make a joke of herself.



  63. 63

    Re: GoodBoyNC
    Are you senile or something?! Cuz you did reply to my post above.



  64. 64

    Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude

    First of all, it's "Kabbalah", not "Kaballah". Your use of punctuation and bad grammar is just tragic.
    Jesus WAS at the NY Kabbalah center Saturday; he and Madonna didn't arrive and leave together, but both of them were there, at the same time!
    Stop making up shit and talk about something you have no clue whatsoever!



  65. 65

    Re: Laylayna
    Um..yeah, I responded to you after YOU addressed me. My first post was to Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude. Reading glasses, honey…they help.



  66. 66

    the cheek implants make her look like the joker.
    Feel sorry for the kids must be shitty to have madonna as your mum.



  67. 67

    She's a hell of a lot more masculine than that sissy model Jesus.

  68. Picho says – reply to this


    68

    LOVELY!