Jesus Kidnapped By Madge, Says Mom
It's been revealed that Madonna's latest boy toy, 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz has a grandmother that's 50 years old, the same age as Her Madgesty!!
Pedolicious!
Whatevs, it's Madonna - Age means nothing when it's the material girl you're dating!!
After hearing reports that Madge has hottie Jesus converting to Kabbalah, Jesus' mother, Cristiane Regina da Silva, believes "the pop diva has kidnapped her son, snatching him away to a New York love nest and controlling his every move."
It would seem Silva is still butt-hurt over the fact that her son decided to bunk up over the holidays with Madonna instead of spending the time with family.
It's safe to assume that once you're involved with Her Madgesty, there's only room for one!
[Image via WENN.]
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that's funny!
so if the grandmother is also 50, she must have had her baby at 14 and this kid must have had his kid also at the age of 14! or it is not the biological grandmother…whatever - I don´t give a f**k whether Madonna kidnapped (lmao) Jesus or not. He is hot, she is hot, so what do two hot people with each other? kidnapping? lmfao
He's a mestizo the fact he has a 50 year old grandmother is not surprising.
She looks just as ridiculous as those fat old men in hollywood dating those 20 year old wannabe Starlets (Hookers). this is just Madonna's version of a casting couch. She is too old and decrepit to figure out that this guy is just a gold digger because no hot looking 22 year old with any money of his own would ever want to date her.
why would anyone want to date madonna? her vajayjay is completely used and torn up, she forces you to go to the Kaballah center all the time, and she's like, 65 years old. UGH.
has a grandmother that's 50 years old, the same age as Her Madgesty!!
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That's some seriously fucked up shit there. Eww.
It's too bad Chris Brown wasn't dating Madonner-she would have kicked his ass!
MADGORILLA ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT!!
MISTRESS IMPOSTER ON BOARD NOW!!
Re: Mistress! – HEY LOSER…ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE??…WELL ……SQUEEK UP WILL YA!!!
Oh, and THANK GOD Chelsea Handler gave you crap for defending everything Madonna does. It really is time that you broke out of that shell.
listenb its ridiculous.its impossible his grandmother be 50.get a life.and she is not dating him.he is working now in nyc.and he is an adult man and he decides what he wants to do asshole.u perz suck.madonna knows what she is doing.she is not stupid or nasty.who said they are datingg???????????u guys believe in everything that u read
KABBALAH IS NOT A RELIGION PEREZ, IT IS AN AREA OF STUDY IN JUDAISM. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CONVERT TO "KABBALAH," THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME SAYING, "I'M CONVERTING TO YOGA." YOU'RE SUCH A BIGOT. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
Re: Spindoc – shut up.u guys are insane.at first jesus wasnt at kaballah center as the press said.they took some pics of him on streets and noe they are saying that he went to kaballah.i saw all the pics from that say and they didnt see each other that day.he not even get into kaballah center.get a life and leave madonna alone.its about time.since she get divorced it happen everyday.and she sisnt nothing wrong
ROTTEN TWAT! Oh, for the love of money what these little boys will do.
Re: New Yawk Punk – exacly
his mom is just carrying about cash,mney.he never was a good relantionship between jesus and his mother.he is an adult man ,he goes to brazil all the time.get a life.leave madonna alone
Re: Sensitivity – you're soooooo LAME! FAKE ASS PIRATE ON BOARD ALWAYS! YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING MORON! TRULY YOU ARE!!!!! hahahahahaha wait for your "friends" to show up IDIOT!
You've got to wonder why a "normal" man would become involved with Madonna. Yes, she's wealthy and famous, but her controlling, over-bearing personality would be an instant turn-off for most males.
Maybe 22-year old Jesus is eyeballing Lourdes while he's doing Madge…
sucubus much? i can't stand that senior citizen. counting down the days til she gets alzheimers
go away perez with that shit,u know madonna ,she ks a genious.shje knows what she is doing.stop post this shits.they arent true
its fake
He's an adult; he can do whatever he wants. Mami can't control him anymore.
Nothing sadder than a middle aged woman who is chasing after young men who could be her sons. In this case, even her grandson. She probably divorced Guy Richie because he was getting too old for her.
Creepy…I m not 50 yeat as Madonna, but no matter HOW GOOD my shape would still be, NEVER EVER would I feel comfortable getting naked in front of a man/boy who s about 30 years younger than myself!
This is sick…(and not LESS sick when a 50 year olod man has a 20year old girl as a girlfriend!)
listen madonna is not a controling person.she is only controlling her carerr.and she needs to be like that.thats why she is on top.she is amazing with her family .friends.she is very funny.everyody says that.justin t ,pharrel.she is not stupid.and who the hell says she is dating jesus???
leave her alone.she has a lots of sex appeal.eing so strong its amazing and she is sexy
Madonna is an old hag… I heard she employs a dozen photoshop artists just to remove the old hags wrinkles… I hope she's had that VAG worked on, cause that shit is probably dragging on pavement by now…
Re: New Yawk Punk –
You said ""KABBALAH IS NOT A RELIGION PEREZ, IT IS AN AREA OF STUDY IN JUDAISM. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CONVERT TO "KABBALAH," THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME SAYING, "I'M CONVERTING TO YOGA." YOU'RE SUCH A BIGOT. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. ""
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Yes, TRADITIONALLY Kabbalah was an area of Jewish Study, but then these people from L.A. formed the phony "Kabbalah Center" which really has nothing to do with Kabbalah and just uses the name. It is indeed a "Pay for Play" religeon like Scientology. You have to donate, or pay money and they give you thigs like specially blessed Kabbalah water to cure you etc… crap like that. Israel won't let them open a Kabbalah center there because they consider it a sham religeon and having nothing to do with actual Kabbalah, so before you try to act all pissy, you may want to know what you are talking about.
Jesus is a PB stunt. End of story.
Re: Duckie – dont e ridiculous.madonna never was alone with him.she just wants to help his career.razilian press says he is gay.and he used to go to many gay clubs.madonna is not stupid and she didnt put her kids in a ad situation.leave her alone.it happen with a-rod too an then u found out that they never DATE
Re: hate_shitney –
you said ""Re: Spindoc – shut up.u guys are insane.at first jesus wasnt at kaballah center as the press said.they took some pics of him on streets and noe they are saying that he went to kaballah.i saw all the pics from that say and they didnt see each other that day."
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You're an idiot, I said nothing in my first post, the one you reference about Kabbalah, what I said was that Madonna was just like a fat gross old rich guy getting 20 year old women/hookers to sleep with him by flashing around his money. There is no way that any hot 22 year old guy is going to bother sleeping with some withered decrepit old crone like Madonna. You don't want to respond to what I actually said because you know it's the truth. Instead of an innovator, Maddona is now an old joke.
LEAVE HER ALONE.SHE IS NOT DOING ANY CRIME.SHE WORKS DAMN HARD AND HS EIS AN AMAZING MOTHER AND PERSON.WHO THE HELL SAID THEY ARE DATING???SHE IS DIVORCED BUT SHE IS NOT GOING TO DATE A MAN EVERY WEEK.U GUY DID A MISTAKE WHEN SAID SHE WAS DATING A-ROD AND THAT NEVER HAPPEN
Its so fake.
I've read in the Brazilian press; his mom was 24 when she had him, not 14.
The age of his mom and grandmother in this trash article are false.
hahaha Madonna is a moron - RIGHT FREDDY????
Madonna and Jesus are "going out"!. Madonna wants publicity, she wants the world to think she can still bag a young "stud" and wants him to have a modeling career. She is too old for him and this "relationship" is making her look desperate. Sad…
MADGE NEEDS TO MAKE SOME GRANNY PORN WITH JESUS, THAT WOULD HAVE HER BACK IN THE NEWS!
Re: Spindoc – A JOKE???GET A LIFE.MADONNA IS NO JOKE.SHE IS THE QUEEN.THE MOST SELLING ARTIST OF ALL TIME.HER TICKETS STILL SOLD OUT FAST .THE PRESS IS SAYING SHIT THINGS ABOUT MADONNA.FIRST A-ROD AN THAT NEVER HAPPEN NOW IS JESUS TIME.GET A LIFE.LEAVE HER ALONE.HE NEVER WENT YTO KABALLAH CENTER WITH MADONNA.SINCE SHE DIVORCED U GUYS ARE BEING SO BAD TO HER.AND SHE NEVER DID NOTHING.SHE HAS A CIVIL DIVORCED AND SHE STILL FRIEND OF GUY.GET A LIFE.MADONNA IS NOT DATING,JESUS IS GAY
MISTRESS IMPOSTER AND LOSER ASSUME OR T.R.O. ON BOARD NOW!!
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – HEY !!HO W ARE U.NOMADONNA DOESNT NEED THAT KIND OF PUBLICITY.THE PRESS DONT LEAVE HER ALONE.FIRST WAS A-ROD AND NOW JESUS.SHE IS NOT DATING HIM.HE IS GAYYY. she is not stupid.they never were alone.they just talk about business.leave her alone.she is not stupid
Re: aj – shutup u look creepy.madonna is 50 but looks amazing.instead shitney is 27 and looks like shit
she rocks no matter what.she still be on top.and everybody respects her as queen.every famous/artist people respects her
WOW, his Grandmother is only 50… WTF, was she 10 when she has his mother… This is totally a PR stunt, come on now… Madonna is a lot smarter then that I hope… What would a 50 year old have in common with a 22 year old, mother son play time, LOL….
lol I think it's funny. The words toyboy and suga mama come to mind…
and perez this is fake.his mother never said that
Re: Chaz007 – yeah ist impossible is grand mother be 50
Re: hate_shitney –
I can agree with what you say about the faxt that WE, not having been with her 24/7 ll never really KNOW for sure whether they ever dated or date…
she is hot.u guys are just jealous.after this her fans will get more close to her.she is an amazing artist and person.her shows totally rock
Re: hate_shitney –
Of course, it s "possible"! In Carribean - and Muslim - countries girls often marry and get children at a MUCH younger age than in Western civilized countries in most of which it s illegal marrying someone under the age of at least 16…. So, it s possible his granny and mother gave birth at 14…:-)
Re: hate_shitney – I'm fine, my dear friend from Portugal! I know you love Madonna, but you have to admit she is the one that made the photos with Jesus. Remember those? She is the one that wants him to be famous by let's say "pretend" there is something going on between them.
Her relationship with Alex was real, my friend. Thank God they both moved on…. Hope to talk to you soon……
perez stop copy Uk News papers Because This is a another stupid gossip from the Uk because Jesus Luz Mother is 47 years old.
Re: Duckie – yeah.they did it wrong with a-rod and they never date cause theres no pics of then together.they just had the same manager and they already said .now its jesus time.its ridiculous.they cant see a man with madonna that is her boytoy.ridicuous.guy and madge still friends ,they are together a lots of time.she is not stupid
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – she did those photos with jesus and other mofels.so what?? she did photos in the past worst than those ones.u know she is divorce now and they will found a boyfriend everyweek for her.its ridiculoyus.in brazil everybody is saying that that he is gay.and he is dating madonna friend steven klein.i know u love a-rod but they never date.they are just friends,his ex wife went to madonna show too.they just have the same manager
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – who old are u my friend??evrythng is fine?i hope so
WHAT HOLIDAY…VALENTINES DAY….FUCK IT LEAVE HER ALONE SHE JUST GOT DIVORCED AND SHE'S MADONNA DAMM IT…..YOU WANT 22 YR OLD COCK OR 50 YR OLD COCK
Re: Aj20 – agree.its a false topic
Re: MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY – are u defending madonna??
she is hot
Re: hate_shitney – I'm 20-something! Very close to Jesus' age. Why? How old are you?
Re: MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY – HAHA! Agree!
WHAT A DOG FUCKING TRAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: hate_shitney – You keep getting all spaztic trying to prove to us how cool Madonna is. Anybody that has to try to use her money to talk a 22 year old into sleeping with her is pathtic, a joke and an embarrassment. There is nothing you can say that will change the fact that Madonna is a joke, it's sad and I can hardly look at her to see what she's become.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – I knew Madgorilla wouldn't put up with that! How does he appear like that!
Kabalah is NOT a religion Perez…..you cant be "converted". Why the hell don't you do just a little research sometimes. You can be Catholic, Jewish, baptist…whatever..and practise.
each photo and story remind me how much i hate madonna.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – 25
Oh, I see, age means nothing when it's your precious Madonna who's dating a guy who's 28 years her junior and who's clearly just a rebound guy but you're all up in arms when you learn that Paul Walker has been in a serious relationship for years with a 19 year-old? God you're such a hypocrite.
I love her. She is so talented! No wonder she is the most succesful female artist who ever lived! No wonder 3.5 million people saw her on her last tour!
Re: hate_shitney – why did you change your avie Freddy?? you still look like Freddy Mercury, even from behind!
His grandma is not 50, unless his family breeds at 12 and 13 yrs of age. Give me a break. Get your story straight.
Re: Spindoc – what shes became??are u stupid or what=?madonna didnt nothing wrong.she is just working hard as usually and she is not dating or sleep with him.u believe in everything that u read.i knew that when madonna get divorced the press would act like that.she is alone.she is just with her kids.joke is shitney not madonna.madonna never let nobody play with her, she is a genious ,she is no dumb ,she knows what she is doing asshole.she has millions of fans.her tickets are all sold out.she sells a lot and she is respect as always was.u are the joke here.u never saw madonna acting like a child.
Re: aj – u still look like carzy shitney.look at ur fucking face
Re: highAboveManHttn – shup up moron
Re: Lisa1023 – exacly.the press just wants get some money and u know madonna sells a lot.its a fake new perez.face it
Re: Taylor – this "whore"is hot and ur not
.i.
Re: hate_shitney –
ISN'T IT HIS MOM AND NOT GRANDMOM STUPID?
She's a cougar and an ugly one.
I see there is a girl behind Madonna with Lourdes. It got me thinking, who the fuck would want to have a sleepover at Madonnas house. No tv, you can only eat fish and steamed vegetables and Madonna probably makes everyone go to bed at 7 so she can fuck the night away with her young enough to be son lover.
Re: Prnzez – she is the sexiest woman alive
Re: peach79 – she has tv asshole.she just educate than in the right way.she preferes that they play outside that became a nerd like u.all day in front a tv or a computer
.she is someone mother.and madonna goes to bed early too
madonnas fucking gross.
GEE I wonder what he is after?
.i. .i.
Re: Hot_MaMa_193 – gross is ur mother.leave her alone she is not ting him and he is not after her money cause she is not stupid.she doesnt gonna marry him asshole
Re: Stacielov – .i.
He is 22 and his grandmother is 50? So his mom was 14 when she had him and his grandmother was 14 when she had his mom?
*calls bullshit on this*
More perez misinfo.
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I'm so sick of her shit.
LEAVE M ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone else think that the math just doesn't add up?!?! OK, so if his grandmother is 50 and he's 22, there's only 28 years difference for a grandmother?!?! Did his mother have him at 14 and her mother had HER at 14?!?! It just all seems so wrong. Oh, and I used to LOVE Madonna in the 80s, but now she's just gross.
Re: Jodman – lol.madonna in the 80s was 25 years old.do u wanna see madonna at 50 and still having the same behavior??i dont think so.she still with the same atitudes.she loves express herself.she is damn hot and works a lots.no one at her age works that hard.we need to congrats her.its ridiculus what u say abou her.she isnt gross.u just choose to believe in press.she is a genious and her tour rocksss
Re: Ashole – shit is ur mother
Madonna knows all the tricks in the book to keep his latin lover happy
Re: hate_shitney –
She is old and used up, she is an embarassment.
Re: Spindoc – Yes, TRADITIONALLY Kabbalah was an area of Jewish Study, but then these people from L.A. formed the phony "Kabbalah Center" which really has nothing to do with Kabbalah and just uses the name. It is indeed a "Pay for Play" religeon like Scientology. You have to donate, or pay money and they give you thigs like specially blessed Kabbalah water to cure you etc… crap like that. Israel won't let them open a Kabbalah center there because they consider it a sham religeon and having nothing to do with actual Kabbalah, so before you try to act all pissy, you may want to know what you are talking about.
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Dude, I'm Jewish. I do know what I'm talking about. I'm not yelling at Perez, bc I like Madonna. I'm doing it because he's making false statements. Whether or not the Kabbalah Center runs the same kind of Kabbalah as Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn doesn't change the fact that you can't convert to Kabbalah. The people who run the NYC Kabbalah Center are Jews. Madonna can convert to Judaism, but not Kabbalah.
the ages don't add up…
She's dating him for attention.
Re: New Yawk Punk – You said """Dude, I'm Jewish. I do know what I'm talking about. I'm not yelling at Perez, bc I like Madonna. I'm doing it because he's making false statements. Whether or not the Kabbalah Center runs the same kind of Kabbalah as Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn doesn't change the fact that you can't convert to Kabbalah. The people who run the NYC Kabbalah Center are Jews. Madonna can convert to Judaism, but not Kabbalah. """
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My point is, if it was actually tied to anything resembling real Kabbalah study then yes, she would need to convert to Judiism. The fact of the matter is, this other pseudo cult-religeon that Madonna is ACTUALLY a part of has just stolen the name "Kabbalah". It has nothing to do with the actual jewish faith. It is a fake religeon that yes, she can in fact convert to. Don't let the name fool you. It is as related to Judism as if somebody opened up a religeon where you have to paint yourself nude with yogurt every day but called it "Jesus-land" would be related to Catholicism.