Jesus Kidnapped By Madge, Says Mom
It's been revealed that Madonna's latest boy toy, 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz has a grandmother that's 50 years old, the same age as Her Madgesty!!
Pedolicious!
Whatevs, it's Madonna - Age means nothing when it's the material girl you're dating!!
After hearing reports that Madge has hottie Jesus converting to Kabbalah, Jesus' mother, Cristiane Regina da Silva, believes "the pop diva has kidnapped her son, snatching him away to a New York love nest and controlling his every move."
It would seem Silva is still butt-hurt over the fact that her son decided to bunk up over the holidays with Madonna instead of spending the time with family.
It's safe to assume that once you're involved with Her Madgesty, there's only room for one!
[Image via WENN.]
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If a 22 year old has a 50 year old grandmother there's something wrong in the family.
M you're my queen lady!
she can do what she likes
she's the boss of the f'n world
rotten cow
I would love to be child-molested by Madonna. Ride 'em cowgirl.
please tell me how this is possible
perez can't do maths…thats GOT to be fake, way too weird
and i love how if this was ANYONE else (except for maybe rihanna or angelina jolie) you would be hatin on them
MADONNA IS OVER— TIME TO RETIRE.
Can she not afford to have her pants hemmed correctly?????
Re: Spindoc –
Well, no…conservative rabbis may consider it an offshoot, but that's like a fundamentalist muslim claiming modern muslims are cult-members. It all depends on how you interpret Judaism and what still fits within that interpretation.
Also, I think it's odd that people criticize the Madonna fans, but then spend time attacking her in the same comments without considering there's a gray area in every issue. You're no better than they are. If they're trying too hard, so are you. You are judging her on a story that doesn't even get it's MATH correctly. Hello? Oh, wait, this is a gossip site. People who frequent this place clearly don't consider "facts" before "what confirms my own beliefs on a subject." I call this a publicity stunt, you call it disgusting. Plus, Spindoc, how do you know she's reeling him in with money? Are you there with them? No? Then you're making moral comments based on something you pulled out of your anus.
And finally: those who say "Time to retire." Hmm, last time I checked her tour outsold everyone. Including younger artists with better selling US records. The fact is, you can't stand that she's successful. CRY.
I don't see what's the big deal Madonna is hot as hell and why wouldn't a guy his age pass on the chance to bang her. Shit i'd fuck Madonna senseless and i'm only 19
You know what if you can get him Madonna than you get him. Madonna fuck him for me 2
Madonna fuck his hot young ass for me to. Oops I'm a guy does that make me gay ??? Uggggggggggg
Check out the pic.. How many legs does Mom-donna have?
Tell his mother to check his balance at the bank.