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Lily Just Can't Do Sexy

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Ladies, take note!

This is not how it's done!

Lily Allen had the nerve to join a go-go dancer on stage at a club in the Bahamas early Valentine's Day morning.

She looks like an awkward cow up there!

Good thing Lils doesn't dance to pay the bills!

[Images via Mavrix Online.]

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66 comments to “Lily Just Can't Do Sexy”



  1. 1

    Lol first?



  2. 2

    Craaaazy!

  3. Uker says – reply to this


    3

    ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER?



  4. 4

    Nobody in America knew who this girl was….you talked about her and talked about her, insulting her etc… and her CD comes out and goes top 5 here. I'm guessing that her record company gave you a few dollars to introduce her to America. Because if they didn't, I can't figure out why you would spend all that time insulting somebody we've never heard of.



  5. 5

    What a nut job!



  6. 6

    cocaine is a helluva drug!



  7. 7

    I want to touch that girls ass. Not Lily's. The go go dancers. Damn!



  8. 8

    Then again, America IS running out of gossip stars. Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Nichole Ritchie pretty much don't have careers so I guess I can understand why you'd need to import some.



  9. 9

    That's so funny! I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

  10. daboi says – reply to this


    10

    she is so UGLY , honestly , she just is



  11. 11

    He makes fun of her so that she'll turn around like the others did: start kissing his ass and invite him on her tour.



  12. 12

    you are !! I was first once!

  13. Meesh says – reply to this


    13

    ew



  14. 14

    LOL!



  15. 15

    She's sooooo lame…. UGH!



  16. 16

    She sucks big moose cock………………



  17. 17

    I just noticed you harrassing Lily on Twitter.com/lilyroseallen, im gutted!
    Love Lily xxx



  18. 18

    I'm embarrassed for her! What a twit!



  19. 19

    i always feel sorry for people who need that much attention.



  20. 20

    Spindoc, ever heard of Bonnaroo? It's the biggest musicafestival in the United States and Lily peformed quite well there. Don't give this fatass Perez too much credit. Isn't it funny that his fat ass calls someone else fat.



  21. 21

    wo0w super krazy..lovez it lmao



  22. 22

    Re: Miss USA – lol yup



  23. 23

    im a huge fan of perez (obiviously) but how can he call her a "cow" considering how big he was??? its just mean..a low blow



  24. 24

    OHHH MY GOD !!!!! SHE LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY WHO SCAPE FROM A TRAILER PARK !!! THAT´S WHITE TRASH IN ALL IT´S GLORY….!!!!



  25. 25

    Gross! :-(



  26. 26

    wtf perez!
    can u dance..i will def like 2 c dat!.
    if u dont like her stop posting shizz bout her



  27. 27

    Painful. Embarrassing.



  28. 28

    Team allen!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  29. 29

    Hahahahaha disgusting!! XD



  30. 30

    Fucking BITCH can't dance for SHIT! I wish some crazy person would CUT her good and post her body parts around the world to churches!



  31. 31

    she's just having fun, she looks an idiot but so what.



  32. 32

    why isnt this under if you are easily offended xD



  33. 33

    This is definitely something else that you and Lily have in common (weight issues being the other thing). Too bad for you that you don't have her talent or originality.



  34. 34

    I don't care what you say… she is an awesome woman. loud, beautiful, normal, crazy, unforgiving, contradicting, lovable, hated, obnoxious amazing woman. i mean why do celebrities HAVE to be serious all the time?

  35. AMO says – reply to this


    35

    They let her in looking like that? All the places in the Bahamas I partied at had a strict dress code. ???



  36. 36

    She's very "look at me, look at me!" isn't she?

    =P



  37. 37

    She learned her moves from your fav. Perez…Dita Von Teese. Lmao..I'm j/k. Dita is boss at dancing.

    But, who the hell are you to talk, Perez? We've seen you dance! You don't dance any better by the looks of these photos. Just because she did it in a night club doesn't mean it's any worse then you shaking your rump in video blogs on this website! :P

    Lily was probably very drunk during this time. (which gives her somewhat of an excuse for her dancing. Where's your excuse Perezito? :P ) I kid..I kid.



  38. 38

    she looks like a jack ass



  39. 39

    [re=3447674]Re: i

  40. binka says – reply to this


    40

    What the heck is she wearing!!

  41. pomme says – reply to this


    41

    media whore!!!!!!!!!!!!



  42. 42

    Yeah, that goes triple for you, biotch. You can't dance, can't spell and can't dress yourself or others so I would give up on the criticism game. And sexy? I throw up in my mouth just a little thinking you might ever appear as sexy to my gay pals…



  43. 43

    stop hating perez! katy and lady gaga do worse! ive seen em in a club!



  44. 44

    someone needs to tell her she's gross….

  45. enen says – reply to this


    45

    and katy perry standing on a stage screaming fbombs and vagina isn't ewww worthy? PLEASE.



  46. 46

    How astounding. Perez likes to give us all the latest, breaking news from the world of popular culture but only when it suits. Lily Allen has just pulled off an amazing triumph but you won't read about it here. Her new album It's Not Me, It's You has entered the UK charts at number one while the leading single The Fear holds strong at number one also. This is astounding for any artist but especially fantastic for a young woman who has experienced personal adversity and who has been ridiculed without remorse by the media. Perez. Get over your beef. The Lily album is superb and you should be championing this successful, queer-friendly and politically-aware artist.



  47. 47

    Lily + donkey = SEXY!

  48. Allen says – reply to this


    48

    Oh, and you know dancing?
    You silly elephant, if you'd be up there, it'd be like a jello on an earthquake :)
    She doesn't dance for the bills, she's talented enough :)
    Unlike others ..



  49. 49

    Shes just having fun, I bet half the people on this site look 40 times worse than lily, I think perez is just going to far with the lily thing!



  50. 50

    OW. MY EYES. MY EYES. WTF IS THAT?!?!



  51. 51

    Hey, everyone's on it!



  52. 52

    Oops, everyone's at it!



  53. 53

    hahahahah wow, i love how she tries



  54. 54

    she is crazy ;]



  55. 55

    shes trash.
    attention seeking dumbass



  56. 56

    I HATE LILLY ALLEN
    SHE'S A GOBBY COW !
    SHE CANT SING AND THEN SHE HAS THE NERVE CALLING CHEYRL COLE TALENTLESS :



  57. 57

    You're deluded if you think you or Katy are better than Lily. You're closer to something that came out of an alcoholics bowels than a human being.



  58. 58

    so? she's having a good time at a club. you post video of katy perry being obnoxious singing her own songs over a track at a club and it's cute? same diff. just a girl having a good time.



  59. 59

    so? she's having a good time at a club. you post video of katy perry being obnoxious singing her own songs over a track at a club and it's cute? same diff. just a girl having a good time.Re: SeanOfTheDead
    word.



  60. 60

    Rofl



  61. 61

    Lily cannot do much really but thats obvious, right?
    She cannot sing because she has no talent.
    She cannot lose that extra flubber because shes a gluttonous mutt with a huge mouth.
    She cannot so sexy.. because she just isn't sexy.

    F is for FAT. Can we say loseafew? Or perhaps Fattywantsacreamcake?

    I'm from England, I have to put up with her being largely splattered (emphasis on largely) across newspapers everywhere, shes a teeny tiny part of the reason I stopped reading tabloids.



  62. 62

    LOL BALLET SLIPPERS AND DENIM SHORTS!!! LOL - SHE DOESNT HAVE A SEXY BONE IN HER BODY!!!



  63. 63

    what the fcuk is she tryin to prove



  64. 64

    she was probably drunk off her ass. so yeah, she's probably not going to be too graceful.



  65. 65

    Perez you are always on point, however leave Lily alone! She is talented. So what if she is whoring around for the paps. She is pretty, can sing/write and is not scared of YOU! xo Sarah Ann Allen from Austin. I do not agree with getting on the stage, but you really do pick on her, mercilessly.



  66. 66

    Err, i dont see what the huge fuss is about shes juz aving fun, whats the problem, tbh perez i think your abit jealous because shes good looking, skinny &+ shes talented and err, your not. And juz too let you know COWS ARENT SKINNY.