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saMAN, Why Are You Doing This To LezLo???

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There's now a first-hand report of the squabble that went down early Saturday morning between LezLo and saMAN!!!

Lez and MAN stormed out of Charlotte Ronson's afterparty at the Eldrige in downtown Manhattan and brought their heated brawl out onto the street.

This shiz reads like a romance novel!

"Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to me?" cried Lindsay Lohan as she chased her lover down East First Street in the wee hours of Valentine's Day.

Jogging along as fast as her high heels would allow, Lindsay kept up a steady stream of pleas and wails.

At one point Samantha stopped in the middle of Houston Street and said something in a whisper.

"What are you talking about?" shrieked Lindsay in response, "I've been with you all night!"

Lindsay stomped out her cigarette just before following her girlfriend into the Bowery Hotel, where they either made up or else continued the emotional meltdown in more private quarters.

So much dramz!!!

We can only wonder what their latest argument (which resulted in the cancellation of their Valentines Day party in Florida) was about????

And what fueled the fire?????

Sniff Sniff

Could this be the end of LezLo and saMAN??

Of course not, the girls love the publicity waaaay too much!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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93 comments to “saMAN, Why Are You Doing This To LezLo???”

  1. 1


  2. 2

    This is like your 7th post about them today,enough already!

  3. 3

    they need help. and a few pizzas

  4. 4

    who gives a shit anyways!!!!!!!

  5. 5


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  7. 7

    What a mess…

  8. 8

    Sounds like she needs some d&@k!!!

  9. 9

    Crazy love struck kids.

  10. 10

    Wasn't "LezLo and saMAN" the name of a 1970's sitcom?

  11. 11

    Lindsey look so thin

  12. 12

    Lindsays her bitch

  13. 13

    Maybe she doesn't like her new lips

  14. 14

    Get some real news Mario, all your posts have been shit today and all yesterdays were copied off the News of The World website.

  15. 15

    why do you care so much about them(hate them so much?)? No one else cares. Lilo is not important anymore, she is actually below your level, if that is possible

  16. 16

    She prolly took all her crack.

  17. 17

    "Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to me?"

    Yes, honey, because everything is always about YOU.

  18. 18

    saMAN is an ugly dude.

  19. 19

    Re: XTinkerbellX – Not true, the Peter Griffin story was taken from yesterday's TMZ

  20. 20

    Re: Caldwell
    I stand corrected!!

  21. 21

    Anyone else sick of hearing about these 2 lesbos?

  22. 22

    they both do not have careers..and they are gay. ok we get it. oh and she's anorexic. enough already. is there anything happening today with the successful, talented people??

  23. 23

    Ummmm….WTF is up with Lindsay's FACE in that picture? Did her nose get squashed or something?

  24. 24

    Aw, c'mon, Perez. You're buying into their staged drama?! I'm so over them… time for you to be, too.

  25. 25

    Re: Sugar TitzRe: Sugar Titz – Sugar you took the words right out of my fucking mouth damn it…I am sick to the soul of hearing more of this Samantha Ronson Lindsay Lohan Bull shit..but LMAO "samantha Judith Ronson" her name is as disgusting as she is…

  26. 26

    Wow. Its so nice to see the media ripping these girls apart as they self destruct in front of our eyes. Wake up you idiots they have no control over their lives!!!!

  27. 27

    Lindsay looks like Denise Richards on crack in this pic. I think it's funny when she and Sam fight, but I doubt most of the stories are true.

  28. 28

    Dearest Mario, Why are you publishing any news of those two idiots ? I am getting annoyed. Please keep us up to date with Britney news instead. I kind of miss her. But those two are a pain in the neck.

  29. 29

    Must be one of the slowest news days in history.

  30. 30

    ewww… lindsay's soooo skinny she looks like a skeleton with a big bobblehead!

  31. 31


  32. 32

    Agh, enough already. I'm sick of seeing these two… Lindsey is looking painfully skinny.

  33. 33

    Samantha Judith Ronson lmao

  34. Funzo says – reply to this


    judith. lol.

  35. 35

    they could star in a zombie film, L looks blotchy (spray tan gone wrong)

  36. 36

    those two bitches are SKINNY!

  37. 37

    They need to eat something! Put on 10 pounds
    or something!
    When you are hungry you are bitchy as hell!

  38. 38

    why the fuck aren't thier fights ever caught on tape!!! i would luv to see it

  39. 39

    I have a feeling that when they fuck, Lindsay does all the work… and Sam is more passive… you know what they say about lesbians- femme top butch bottom

  40. aj says – reply to this


    oh fuck it IS meth now.

  41. aj says – reply to this


    Re: Caldwell – right and all the others are usually copied form D L I S T E D

  42. 42

    How is this out of a romance novel????????????????????????????????????????

  43. 43

    Media whores, and not much more.

  44. 44

    god she looks awful…go eat something….really.

  45. 45


  46. idiot says – reply to this


    all she wants is attention…dnt u's get it

  47. 47

    Tweedledee and tweedlefuckingulgierthansin.

  48. 48

    for heaven sakes - they need to eat!

  49. 49

    Now THIS is why too broads should never be in a relationship together. Fine… have all the sex ya want… even be in love. BUT JUST SAY NO TO girl/girl relationships. Must be PMS time again. Note how they "break up" or fight like this about every four weeks.

  50. 50

    Oops… I meant "two" broads.

  51. 51

    They both look horrible!

  52. 52

    these stories hurt my tummy…i feel bad for them

  53. 53

    Wow…I read this exact same first hand account on evilbeetgossip 2 days ago…remember when perez broke gossip news and didn't steal it???

  54. 54

    wOW! They both look disturbingly sickly. Too skinny and too run down looking. They both look in their 40s.

  55. 55

    omg lol I think I just died laughing reading that description
    they're kinda pathetic.

  56. enen says – reply to this


    lindsay looks WAY too skinny. she needs to eat. and sam needs to do something about those bags under her eyes. this is a shame. they are both poison to each other.

  57. enen says – reply to this


    Re: dgoodness – you have the saying all wrong there buddy…it's femme in the streets butch in the sheets

  58. AMO says – reply to this


    Maybe she is a good actress afterall…

  59. 59

    get a life perez. and some cock.

  60. 60

    jealous much perez?

  61. 61

    For God sakes have some pride!!!

  62. 62

    she got tired of munching on Sam's carpet & found some pito to sit on. just saying. it could happen…

  63. 63


  64. 64

    Re: realtimez – I thought the same thing! I was like, "Did Denise Richards steal Lindsay's man?"

  65. 65

    Ugh. One of those girls needs to grow up and call it off for good. They both are such low self-esteemers that they don't have the self worth to call it off. Lezlo needs to save up the drama for her auditions.

  66. 66

    Lezlo looks like a bobble head in that pic. I'd like to see a pic of one next to the pic of her.

  67. 67

    someone feed Lindsay a twinkie before she disappears

  68. 68

    The bitches from their beginnings were a fucking drug deal going bad!!. Please, look at the Man, she got the fucking drugs, making Lezlo the chaser,and the major loser in all this bs.Please, their shit is base on hits, snores, or iv shit who knows ,but is obvious that "perico ""la blanca" Coke is the main problem in Lindsay's life again.

  69. 69


  70. 70

    i love them :) their stories are my favorite part of this site…

  71. 71

    lolollllllll brilliant work perez u never fail to astound !!!

  72. 72

    Honestly, do you think ANYONE actually cares about what these two do, if, indeed, they ever did? Why do you keep posting about them? It's strange. One would think they are paying you or something.

  73. 73

    "Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to me?" cried Lindsay Lohan as she chased her lover down East First Street in the wee hours of Valentine's Day. — ahahhahhahah…. and awww… i think that is kinda cute tbh

  74. 74

    OMFG perez I wish you'd stop mentioning these two hags…they're so fucking BORING and no one gives a shit about them!!! They should be locked the fuck up!

  75. 75

    I think she's back on drugs. That explains her sudden mood changes, weight loss and violent outbursts. Or maybe she has too much free time on her hands considering she rarely works. They should stage a photo op @ couple's therapy.

  76. 76

    They're obviously "Prince" fans…Controversy! I don't believe the argument was real.

  77. 77

    what the fuck is up with the photo? they look around 80 and anorexic!

  78. 78

    This love can't end without a sex tape.

  79. 79

    Somebody please explain to me why Lilo has a brown tongue!

  80. 80

    Cant you just picture them getting into the hotel and making angry lesbo love… I think this stuff fuels their relationship!

  81. 81

    LOL - Lowhore was using Sam's full name just like an angry parent when punishing their kid. Control issues!!!

  82. 82

    Quick… someone throw a couple of sandwiches at them. They look disgusting. Dont they eat? nasty.

  83. 83

    O mr Perez darling….have you not noticed since miz Lohan got her lincense back that she no longer needs Samman to drag her shopping, and then to get her LIPS DONE pleazzz look at what she has done in a short time Lohan was saying how sorry she was to SAM-MAN walking down the street, so you know Lohan did something, then she was out with that Guy all weekend, Lohan never left Sams side now look Lindsay no longer needs her I knew this was going to happen Sam was suckered in but was there for Lohan for what ever she needed and being w/Lohan can not be easy to be around, you will see these two slowly break apart, Lohan is not working but as soon as she does Sam is a gonna trust me and Lohan will be with a man soon she is not gay at least not a 100 percent plus look at the way Lindsay is getting back to dressing up again, they have nothing in comen, Sam does not dress well as we all know and there is no way Lindsay is going to stcik with her I could bet you one mill Perez on this one baby……

  84. 84

    Who cares what they were arguing about, Lindsay is starving! Look at her! She can't be 90 pounds! This girl needs help…..

  85. 85

    Ever think these "fights" are staged for publicity?? Stop reporting them Perez….I bet they would stop too.

  86. 86

    Does Lohan even WANT a career anymore? Pathetic!

  87. 87

    Lindsay looks like a bobble-head because she's so thin… When will her family actually step in?! They COULDN'T think she looks GOOD!!!

  88. 88

    I am hoping that both of these two meth-faces will simultaneously get their bobbleheads stuck in each others twats while 69'ing and they will smother to death. We don't care about them. Please report on relevant people!

  89. 89

    Judith. Love it.

  90. 90

    Are they humans or ghosts? Every photo posted they seem to fade away. . .this is what too many drugs do to you kids!

  91. 91

    I think that you love writing about them more than they love publicity. Leave these two alone - no one besides you cares what they do.

  92. Laxer says – reply to this


    My wish is that we allow these two to slip into oblivion.

  93. 93

    lindz is soooo much better off without that scrag