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When Desperate Met Stepford

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Eva Longoria was on hand to cheer for her husband, Tony Parker, at the NBA All Star game in Phoenix, AZ, on Sunday.

The Desperate Housewife was seated courtside next to Arizona senator/former presidential candidate John McCain and his wife, Cindy.

Look at Mrs. McCain's gaze!

She just oozes Stepford!

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91 comments to “When Desperate Met Stepford”



  1. 1

    Eva better keep her purse snapped shut. Otherwise, she will leave the game minus a bottle of painkillers. And, probably, a tube of lipstick.



  2. 2

    Cindy McCain is giving the death stare.



  3. 3

    Eva look like she is pointedly ignoring Cindy McCain. Good for her!



  4. 4

    Looks more like a botox reunion!
    Mrs Cain is sooo stiff!



  5. 5

    Don't look directly into her eyes!!!!!



  6. 6

    CREEPER



  7. 7

    For old alligator arms she's a hot POA, plus bitch got bank!



  8. 8

    That is a face that just oozes fun! And Botox….



  9. 9

    She is on her happy pills again!



  10. 10

    first bitches?



  11. 11

    I think John McCain and Cindy look very nice on this photo.
    Love Dwayne Wade !!!



  12. 12

    FIRST you sluts whore and tramps!!!! I'd fuck that



  13. 13

    Poooooor Eva… she looks like a desperate housewife…



  14. 14

    whoa, she's very umm, odd looking mrs. mcain i mean not eva she's fabulous



  15. 15

    Hello plastic surgeon.



  16. 16

    Scary..Very very very scary.Ice queen



  17. 17

    N***********E****X*****T!!!!!!!!!!



  18. 18

    Damn!! I was not first after all



  19. 19

    Scary



  20. 20

    You don't even blink, do you?



  21. 21

    Her eyes photograph strangely because they are very very ice blue and quite gorgeous when you see her in person. It's not her fault you douche.



  22. 22

    They all look as bored as I am looking at them….



  23. 23

    eva is just horny. in her mind: "omfg. this would be really hot if tony was naked."
    blog.allthingsea.com



  24. 24

    how can she be a "stepford" wife when she is the one with all the money?



  25. 25

    eva is so average looking

    stepford needs re-programming, she doesn't blink - wtf?



  26. 26

    vembot



  27. 27

    fembot*



  28. 28

    Oh please! If I was sitting next to Eva, I wouldn't want my photo taken either, she's a beautiful woman! I"m not a hag, but I'll never be on the cover of any magazine. Or on a TV for that matter.



  29. 29

    This woman, McCain, should get one of those haircuts like what Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham had for a little while, the blunt, longer in front, with bangs, and get RID OF THAT HORRIBLE HAIR! She is too old for long hair like that, plus it's stiff and…my God, doesn't she have an advisor!!??!! She looks like a witch, and I mean A WITCH with that hair! A slender woman with money to buy the latest fashion…and that HAIR!!! That might be the cause of Mr. McCain's facial rashes, when he rubs up against his wife's stiff and horrible hair! SOLAVAYA!!!!

  30. cdawg says – reply to this


    30

    Eva looks not impressed but looks good!



  31. 31

    Eva better keep her purse closed. Cindy is keeping a tighter leash on John and he might try to steal a twenty out of Eva's purse.

  32. aj says – reply to this


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    haha Eva won't be caught dead talking to her! lmao



  33. 33

    Re: Beyond and fucking back – No shit, Sherlock.



  34. 34

    SHE OOZES KRYPT KEEPER.



  35. 35

    if eva is ignoring cindy mccain because shes a democrat, then this further proves what a DOLT she really is.
    Cindy is the wife of a former candidate. jesus christ, people. get over it and let them enjoy themselves. i bet all of cindy mccain's millions that theyre probably happy that obama won. thats big ass mess to clean up.



  36. 36

    Ewww she looks like a pomeranian dog



  37. 37

    Re: harrybalsac – Harry Balsac, where have you been the past couple of days!?



  38. 38

    I think the McCain's are so cute. They've been through so much.



  39. 39

    Cindy McCain is one skinny bitch… www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com



  40. 40

    eww



  41. 41

    That women scares me everytime i see her. Like a puppet or scary doll



  42. 42

    At least she looks better than fug face Michelle Obama.



  43. 43

    Re: Mayor T – If I'm not at work I don't hang here much.



  44. 44

    LMAO LOVES IT!! That uptight white bitch is like "my god I've never seen so many negroes, oh and look a little Mexican". John is like "shut shut shut up bitch and swallow and another hundred pills"!! LMAO! What an odd picture.



  45. 45

    I'm no John McCain fan, but Cindy McCain is no Stepford wife! She's done more Humanitarian work than Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi combined!



  46. 46

    As opposed to that bitch Michelle Obama who is the evil daughter of Barbara Bush and RuPaul.



  47. 47

    TWO WHORES AND A BORE!
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  48. Kelsy says – reply to this


    48

    STFU Perez, you have no idea what Cindy has accomplished, of course the media never made it an issue. So I will educate your dumb ass. She has done as much as your precious St. Ange. she just has not made a name off of it. She does not care about the publicity. SHE PROBABLY LOOKS THAT WAY B/C SHE GOT A GOOD LOOK AT THE FUCKING UGLY ASS OVERRATED RAT EVA.



  49. 49

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    SIN-DY MCSTAIN IS AN UNREPENTANT WHORE WHOSE FAMILY BUSINESS HAS MADE ITS FORTUNE OFF OF THOSE WHO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE OF ALCOHOLISM!
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    AS LONG AS 99 CENT QUARTS OF BEER ARE SOLD IN POOR NEIGHBORHOODS SHE'LL BE ALRIGHT!
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    YOU WILL FIND NO TRUER WORDS SPOKEN THAN THAT AND FOR THE FEW SINDY FANS WHO DON'T LIKE IT…TUFF SH@T!
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  50. 50

    THE IMPOTENT ONE!
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    She does look bitter.



  51. 51

    Re: Kelsy – #48.
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    LG DOES SEE THE ACCURACY IN YOUR LAST SENTENCE, THOUGH!
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  52. 52

    Re: SWEETPIECE! – #50.
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    THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST "SWEETISMS" EVER!!!
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    HEY SWEET!
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  53. 53

    Eva looks thrilled. Didn't she support Obama??



  54. 54

    Re: LG sez Sweet is a TREAT! – Thank you LG! XO How are yo today?



  55. 55

    oozes stepford?!?! more like oozes linda blair circa 1973!! oh no she did'nt!



  56. 56

    Poor Cindy. She looked normal during the 200 elections and now she looks like the Crypt Keeper. Eva looks amazing, as always.



  57. 57

    There's something really creepy about this broad, like one of the "Children of the Corn" on steroids.



  58. 58

    Re: SWEETPIECE!
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    FANTASTIC, DARLING!!!
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    LG ADORES SINDY/WHEN JOHNNY COMES MARCHING HOME AGAIN HURRAH HURRAH MC STAIN THREADS–AS YOU WELL KNOW!!!!!
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    MISSED YA!
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  59. 59

    Re: jojo dancer your life is calling – #57.
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    BROAD! LOL!
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    THAT WORD IS WAY UNDER-USED AND SO APT A DESCSRIPTION FOR THE
    BLONDE SHEBITCH.
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  60. 60

    Re: VikingBabe – #56.
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    THE **200** ELECTIONS!!!
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    YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, HONEY! 200 A.D.
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    LOLOL!
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  61. 61

    With you ragging on Cindy and your idol Barack Obama still ragging on George Bush, no wonder there is no hope for bipartisianship. The Democrats don't have the clpass to make it work.



  62. 62

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    TOM DEAR PLEASE SUBMIT A BOOK REPORT ON "SEE SPOT RUN" FOLLOWED BY A BRIEF SYNOPSIS OF "THE CAT IN THE HAT" PRIOR TO COMMENTING ON ANY FURTHER POSTS. THANK YOU DOLL.
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  63. 63

    I think they look great… Leave them alone… he was robbed of a presidency by Bush! And we would not have just given TRILLIONS away in pork barrel if he was prez!



  64. 64

    Uhm, she has blue eyes. so what?



  65. 65

    She doesn't ooze Stepford, she oozes plastic surgery, bleach, botox, dermal fillers,lasers, diet aids and, of yes maybe denture breath.



  66. 66

    She doesn't ooze Stepford. She oozes plastic surgery, botox, dermal fillers,bleach, laser treatments, diet aids and, oh yes, maybe denture breath.



  67. 67

    You are all quick to insult someone you do not know! Envy is an ugly trait. Cindy McCain has done countless hours of philanthropic work around the world. How much have you done?



  68. 68

    Look how Eva is trying to show off her ring. Eva stop trying to impress her, she has more money then you and Tony ever will.



  69. 69

    Re: LG sez Sweet is a TREAT! – I like beer. I buy beer. Her family makes beer. I buy beer from her family. Her family in turn hires people to brew their beer, serve their beer, deliver their beer, advertise their beer, sell their beer. Her family makes it possible for other families to live without the assistance of a corrupt government. Capitalism = Freedom.



  70. 70

    theyre both posing for the camera, eva dunt give a shyt



  71. 71

    Re: Shastamagic
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    ANYTHING CAN BE "JUSTIFIED," DARLING.
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    THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS…THE IMPOTENT ONE'S (COPYRIGHT SWEETPIECE) CAREER (LIKE THE VOMIT HER PRODUCT PRODUCES) WENT DOWN THE DRAIN!!!
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  72. 72

    What's he campaigning for NOW? They haven't lived together for twenty years….fact.



  73. 73

    she oozes class and old money unlike monkey-face Michelle



  74. 74

    Re: LG sez Sweet is a TREAT! – What am I justifying? Where does self responsibility come into play with your stance? Because a company produces a product and someone choses to use that product, now the company is responsible for that person being an alcoholic? Animals, humans included, have been altering their reality since reality began. If a person wants to get drunk or high, they will find a way, with or without commercially produced products.



  75. 75

    Re: LG sez Sweet is a TREAT! – 58 Missed you too! Always love your opinions and insight!
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    I am so thankful these two did not make the White House! Their unhappiness would deepen the darkness hovering over our country.
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    As to Tom and his crying about bi partisanship, Obama has been building the bridges. Repubes are the ones loosening the bolts hoping it will fall.



  76. 76

    I am 100% pro Obama, but I feel bad for the lady. I mean, she cant even go to a basketball game without all you idots making fun of her appearances. Grow up will you. Everyone is always sooo quick to judge people´s looks. Would you all like it if you were front row on a basketball game and a buch of dummies with a computer were making fun of the way you look on a blog? And dont think it cant happen to you. People ALWAYS find something to make fun of.



  77. 77

    Re: SWEETPIECE! – #75.
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    YOU ARE BRILLIANT DARLING!!!
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    RUSH-LOVES-POPPERS-AND-GETS-CAUGHT-WITH-A-SH!TLOAD-OF-BONER-IN-A-BOTTLE-PILLS-AFTER-AN-"ALL MALE"-WEEKEND-IN-THE-DOMINICAN- REPUBLIC-LIMBAUGH SAID "I HOPE OBAMA FAILS."
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    SOME PRETTY UNPATRIOTIC WORDS FROM ANOTHER DRAFT-DODGING REPUKELICAN!!!
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    AND KISSES TO JuneGordon, TOO!!!
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  78. 78

    she looks evil
    Perez didn't even have to put those little white dots in her eyes.

    her name is so weird.
    when election stuff was first starting i misread her name as "candy mccain"

    Eva does NOT look like she wants to be there.



  79. 79

    i feel very sorry for cindy
    she seems nice enough and that a hole husband treats her like crap

    she probably on a shitload of meds

    wish she would just reach out and punch john and eva
    go bale on their sorry asses



  80. 80

    Oh please. Mario thinks Michele FUGLY obummer is beautiful but harps on Cindy McCain. Leave politics to those who are educated on political issues and stick to celebutard news. You are embarrassing yourself Mario.



  81. 81

    What's she on?



  82. 82

    Re: HannieBananie – 78.
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    SIN-DY MCSTAIN
    IS HER NAME!!!
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  83. 83

    I look at this and am filled with gratitude that American Voters finally got it right. Can you imagine how much worse we would be right now if McCain and his worn out ideas was President?



  84. 84

    YOU LIBERAL FUCK!!!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! YOU WON, SO WHY NOT BE POLITE NOW? really, leave them alone. You know nothing about politics, or the McCains, so SHUT YOUR HEAD!



  85. 85

    i ❤ EVA!



  86. 86

    I just had a shiver run down my spine when I saw Scary Sindy's eyes.



  87. 87

    Re: Megan1

    Polite like you are?

    Relax. Breathe. Smile.

    Life is far too short and precious to be so filled with anger.



  88. 88

    Re: Megan1

    Polite like you are?

    Life is far too short and precious to be filled with so much anger.

    Relax. Breathe. Smile.

    Life is far too short and precious to be so filled with anger.



  89. 89

    Re: Live Gently

    Sorry, about that.
    it is best not to type when the cat wants to use the computer.



  90. 90

    Ah, Cindy, the magic glow that comes from Vicodin and vodka!



  91. 91

    oozing Stepford? Or Oxycontin?