Dita, A Return Engagement
Filed under: Dita Von Teese
On Sunday Dita Von Teese performed her final show at the Crazy Horse in Paris.
The burlesque beauty completed a two-week run at the world famous cabaret, and people just can't get enough of a good thing. After an overwhelming response, we've the curvaceous superstar will be returning to the Crazy Horse….next month!
Dita will now return to the stage for another two weeks - from the 16th to the 27th of March.
If you're in gay Paree, you must check her out!
[Image via WENN.]
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Just like Scarlett O'Hara, wearing the curtains in times of economic need.
Stunning dress!!
i like her, but i hate that dress
Tired act.
Stunning??? Sorry, Perez, but I have to disagree with you. Dita Von Strip-Tease looks like a drag queen on this photo, and her dress looks like a mattress upholstery.
omg shes gorgeous in my school everyones like ew shes hideous im like arwe you fucking kidding me!!
WTF does this chick do besides dress up pretty and do…well, nothing?? Yawn.
Re: brainchild – ha!
Always stunning.
Always classy. Even when tied up.
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I keep going back and forth on this one. Horsefaced in this pic for sure.
MEMO TO PEREZ: Nobody cares about Dita Von Teese. Probably not even her own mother. Stop trying to make her happen.
I would not have worn those sh0es with that dress.
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the ONLY pic i've seen of Dita Von Transgender
where she doesn't look like a man is the Campari ad she is in
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other than that
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she's a he
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deal with it P-Nasty
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blegh!
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::::::::: Dita is always, always, ALWAYS // One SKINNY bitch ::::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
ummm. ok.
that is NOT curvaceous!
just because she wears corsets that strangle her stomache doesnt make her curvy…
Sun! Go get it!
Perez, whatever happened to that Agyness bitch you use to rave about all the time? You know, the one that was in a constant state of being Madonna circa 1986?
That dress is horrible. What's with that thing in the front ???
That dress is the uglyest thing I've ever seen
I like how she dresses and does her hair and make-up.
I love her persona but I hate this effin dress! I don't like anything about it and it makes her look like she's trying to hard! It's okay they can't all be winners. Obviously she liked it so that's gotta count for somethin…
That dress is UGLY!
Was it humid out that day? Her hair looks poofy too.
SHE REMINDS ME OF THE CHEAP TYPE BARBIE-ISH DOLL UNLUCKY LITTLE GIRLS GET FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN THEIR PARENTS ARE TOO POOR TO AFFORD A REAL BRAND NAME BARBIE DOLL.
There is nothing stunning about her fashioning grandma's drapes into a dress.
she reminds me of my grandma
if my grandma had a smokin bod.
Re: brainchild – lol. just now read that
I love Dita but WTF is up with that grandmother's dining room curtain dress?
wtf, dita von teese is so god damn pretty. Why are people such dicks? she's beautiful and her dress is gorgeous.
Re: stars101 – Jesus christ, get a life you retard. Stop obssessing you fucking freak. She's hotter than you'll ever be, dickwad.
I don't think she's amazing, but I do know that LG (PEREZHILTON.COM'S #1 TRANSSEXUAL COMMENTATOR) wishes she was even close to what Dita looks like! Instead her pimply nasty ass is a fat tranny who gets off on talking about "herself" in the third person, and loves to create unnecessary drama on a gossip website! She has NO life and NO friends, why? Because she scared all of them away! She sits on her nasty pimply ass all day and comments on the latest articles posted on this site! WOW, what a winner! She even acts like shes famous and travels all over the world, though she probably lives on a tiny pig farm in Kansas! Wow chica, take a pill and chill the fuck out! Stop acting like your something and actually DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF!!
my grandma has a couch with the same design. not kidding and i have always liked that couch
AHHHH make her come back for APRIL!! thats when im there!!
why oh whyyy does she have to return when i'm not around
:(
she needs to come back in july!
How much does she pay you to have her name mentioned here? She doesn't do anything for me. She's just BLAH.
She's trying to hard to look like a young Elizabeth Taylor. This woman isn't even a celebrity, just a stripper. Enough with her shit Perez.
POTATOE HEAD TWO !
curvaceous? she looks pretty skinny to me..
OMG I'll totally be in Paris that week! I'll so have to try to see her!!!
What is the fascination with her again? I mean, curvaceous? How? She's as thin as a rail….and that dress is something out of Gone with the Wind Meets The Starship Enterprise.
I saw the show and have never seen such a flawlessly elegant and beautiful woman! What class and style she has!! I think I might go again!
I dont really follow anything about her other than what i read on here but I have to say…she is pretty much the most amazing dressed celeb Ive EVER seen! Everything about the way she looks and dresses is always FLAWLESS and BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL!
Looks like Grand-Mama needs the slop bucket again….poo poo
perez i don't get why you are such a fan of this one. she does NOTHING. if certain other celebs did nothing but strip, you would rag on them all the time.
Perez, are you blind? What's so special about her. I think she's ugly. Her features are very manish. Her dress is pretty, but that's about it. The pale thing is working for her but are we sure she is really a woman?
I don't why u think she is hot…She looks like a tranny~granny….
Sorry, I can't get excited about a stripper.
"stunning" ??? more like "barfing" - ughk - over done
*dies* WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN FINAL SHOW?!?!?!?!? just there or FOREVER???? DITA DONT GOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO SEE YOU LIVE AT LEAST ONCE!! PLEASE COME TO FL!!!
wtf is up with that dress??
I really don't understand the appeal of Miss Dita. I don't find her attractive at all.
Forget the hanger that dress needs to be hung on a curtain rod!
She is gorgeouss!
i think shes a chick with a dick
Jesus CHRIST I am so fucking tired of the pandering to the scary, paleface androgyny nastiness that is this fucking no-talent stripper! WHAT is the fucking draw here? WHERE is the talent? She's ugly, NOT feminine, and she looks like a fucking tranny. Is that what we hetero girlz need to look like to attract the friendship ot homo guys? Jesus H. Perez, it's nice that she fills the tranny void that you and yours are seeking but Christ, for all the rest of us, she's creepy and she's kooky and altogether OOKY. Can we please lose the love affair with the one that used to fuck the OTHER weirdest one on the planet? The weirdness and the offishness is NOT HOT. SHE is NOT HOT. NONE OF HER IS HOT. "She's pasty and she's creepy, and altogether eeky. She really is a freaky, the DIT-A-VON-TEESE-Y. UGH. UGH." HA!
Dita Von Teese would be a better candidate to play Wallis Simpson than Madonna.
Perez what are you trying to say……"we've the curvaceous superstar will be returning…" That makes no sense.
Re: postme – Oh you got THAT right. She's a scary piece of boredom. Possibly with a dick. But still BOR.ING.
Re: plurabelle – She's a good candidate to play a has-been stripper with not much to offer. I don't know how people like her get famous. I really don't. It's the sad state of America. I guess I should shop at Wal-Mart® more. I think if I had that kind of mentality I'd understand.
MISS AMERICA 1952
she's so beautiful - everything she wears is just perfect on her
What is the attraction with this woman? So what she takes her clothes off for anybody with the price of admission. You can dress it up, you can call it what you want but a peeler is a peeler is a peeler. And Perez calls that little girl Miley Cyrus a slut but gushes over this thing. hmmmmm She must let him borrow her clothes.
Love that 1940's film noir thing she's got going on.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…
she's just a stripper, NEXT!
Who gives a shit about this bitch???? This is the only place I have seen her. She looks like a fucking zombie. She has great skin I will give her that but she's ugly as fuck and i'm sure without the 800lbs. of make-up she looks like a real beast.
She's stank nasty and did porn.. real class. Stick the drapes back on the wall and pop out another porn - maybe then we can see some talent other than dipping that ugly man face in talc.
Will Dita PLEASE bring the drapes back to the Bellagio?
Is she a tranny? For real…I want to know!
Also, without all her makeup on she really wouldn't be that pretty.
why do you love her so much? she is hideously ugly
She is gorgeous!
She and Rumor Willis look a lot alike. If you think that she is stunning then I guess you think Rumor is too, Perez.
Hmmmmmmmm……
She does kinda resemble that Rumor Willis girl.
Her head isn't a large and "potatoey" though. LOL
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lame scary grandma.
ate some pills and dressed up in the curtains.
I dont know what you see in her.
she only looks good with the clothes off.
and even then its just eh.
the make up and hair may be flawless… but what's underneath is
PLAIN AND BORING.
she is way too serious.
WHAT A DRAG!!
That dress is hideous, really, really, hideous.
Dammit Perez stop posting this ugly tranny. She makes my eyes bleed.
Who should I check out if I'm in straight Paree?
too good for MM..
WOW! Dita never ceases to amaze me! I'm in LOVE with this woman!
She's so stunning, and bringing back the ultimate beauty of the yester-years.
Amazing! All hail Ms. Von Teese