Well it was bound to happen!
The Long Island Lolita, Miss Amy Fisher, is planning on doing a little stripper cross country tour. It may very well be the first ever of its kind.
The ex-con turned porn star says, "I love to dance, and I'm an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.' "
We're telling you now, "Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old (and weird)."
[Image via WENN.]