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Long Island Lolita Coming To A Dimly Lit Stripper Club Near You!

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Well it was bound to happen!

The Long Island Lolita, Miss Amy Fisher, is planning on doing a little stripper cross country tour. It may very well be the first ever of its kind.

The ex-con turned porn star says, "I love to dance, and I'm an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.' "

We're telling you now, "Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old (and weird)."

[Image via WENN.]

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53 comments to “Long Island Lolita Coming To A Dimly Lit Stripper Club Near You!”

  1. 1

    This is just creepy. Wow.

  2. 2

    FANS? FANS? What fans? geez, she's a revolting dirty mole. She makes my stomach turn….

  3. 3

    :::::: Amy will NEVER be skinny, even if shes skinny ::::::: www.ThisisWhyYoureSkinny.com

  4. 4

    greasy perez shut the fuck up. You like little boys. Let the girl make some money. there's a recession going on.

  5. 5

    Looney fucking Toons.

  6. 6


  7. 7

    Just don't shoot anybody girlfriend!

  8. 8

    there will be an audience for sure … a desperate audience

  9. 9

    how old is too old? most of those women are skanks and men still go see them….

  10. theD says – reply to this


    Oh MY - WHAT A GORGEOUS CREATURE THAT IS and she looks just like super model HEIDI FLEISS FROM THAT ANGLE!!!

  11. aj says – reply to this


    cutting off your mans dick would qualify you as an exhibitionist so OK

  12. 12

    haha 'too easy'

  13. 13

    What's PETA gonna do for those poor donkeys.

  14. 14

    I thought she was in jail

  15. 15

    I need to spend less time on the computer.

  16. 16

    to be fair ur not zactly a fan…

  17. Zip says – reply to this


    I saw her porn. Actually, she has a shockingly amazing body!!!

  18. 18

    What a whore.

  19. 19

    She was spoiled rotten as a child, her family were fucked up, she was a teenager with too much freedom and too many privileges. Then she met Joey Buttaface and all hell broke loose. He wanted her to kill his wife. She loved all the attention she was getting. She tried to kill his wife. Went to jail and was raped and abused as a young girl and now that she is out it's not easy. Being an adult is hard enough. Being a fucked up adult with no family, no boundaries is even worse. She'll never be a nurse or even a waitress. she has to do something fucked up in the public eye. She will never have a normal life and will alway be mocked and it is her own fault. When you have a bad childhood you can overcome, if you don't be prepared for a future of shit

  20. 20

    Wow, I wish I could screw someone else's husband, shoot her in the face and have "fans."
    what a low life low budget tranny mess skank!

  21. AMO says – reply to this


    Does she have a mullet?

  22. 22

    LOL, "fans"…of a stupid bitch full of FAIL when it comes to murder and life. Nobody under 25 even knows what she's known for besides being an attention whore.

  23. MP says – reply to this


    She's so disgusting. I feel sorry for her children having a skank like her for a mother. I hope no one shows up for her "show."

  24. 24

    WOW, this sounds like LG (PEREZHILTON.COM'S #1 TRANSSEXUAL COMMENTATOR)!! Though LG wishes "she" was even close to what this skank looks like! Instead her pimply nasty ass is a FUGLY TRANNY who gets off on talking about "herself" in the third person, and loves to create unnecessary drama on a gossip website! She has NO life and NO friends, why? Because she scared all of them away! She sits on her nasty pimply ass all day and comments on the latest articles posted on this site! WOW, what a winner! She even acts like shes famous and travels all over the world, though she probably lives on a tiny pig farm in Kansas! Wow chica, take a pill and chill the fuck out! Stop acting like your something and actually DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF!!

  25. 25

    wow…wont she EVER go away?!?!?!?!

  26. 26

    How trashtastic!!! But someone needs to call child protection. Doesn't she know her kid could be taken away from her for this choice?? I'm not kidding…this is grounds.

  27. 27

    why is it that about 75 % of people that get famous or infamous for the stupidest, revolting, disgusting, immoral things, get so intoxicated by the lights of hollywood and won't go back to the rock where they came from? I thought this wench changed her name-a little change in looks and she would have been able to walk around NYC and no one would have known her. she was married for a while. (had a child???) and could have led a somewhat normal life. Instead, she gets low on cash and sees the possiblity of the golden ticket. everyone seems to go after the golden ticket but it is never found and these idiots just age and do more and more embarrassing things. In a few years she will be doing commentary with leif garrett and danny bonaduce for spike shows or roller derby with tanya harding

  28. 28

    Seriously why don't you just fucking DROP DEAD you fucking stupid whore! I hope someday you open your front door and fucking Mrs Buttufuco shoots YOU in the face. Piece of shit!!

  29. 29

    Her poor kids!!!!

  30. 30

    Look up the lowest form of trash ans it says AMY FISHER

  31. 31

    too old?? fuck you perez! shes three years older than YOU!!

  32. 32

    She's a train wreck. Who wouldn't want to go in person to watch it? It's the same reason people come to this website so she should do well.

  33. 33

    she is just GROSS! Eww….somebody needs to CAP her!

  34. 34

    She is a piece of shit, scum of the earth and will never amount to anything…only bad can come from her. I feel bad for her kids…two nutcases for parents….such a waste…..Mary Jo should have let her rot in jail……..

  35. 35

    She isn't too old but I don't know who would pay to see her naked. No thanks!

  36. 36

    I don't think 34 is too old but I sure don't want to see her nekkid!!

  37. 37

    Re: lilybeth – lol…great minds think alike!

  38. 38

    RE: justtfax - You are right she did get facial surgery and change her name for anonymity. She also wrote a column for her local newspaper. As for being married she still is, to a much older man, who completely supports what she is doing. Kind of a sad life. I pity her child or children and hope they have a better life but with 2 parents like that…..

  39. Zip says – reply to this


    You guys can attack her all you want for her morals, but I'm telling you, I saw her nude in a series porn videos she has out there, and she has a astonishingly beautiful body.

  40. 40


  41. 41

    Re: SWEETPIECE! – #6.

  42. 42

    this is how to get famous??

    well fuck, i'm gonna shoot some Italian bitch in the face.. apparently i'll develop a fan-base!

  43. 43

    DO not give this person any further media attention as she is a living tragedy waiting to hurt others again.

  44. 44

    How is this woman any different from Perez's big fave Dita Von Teese? Both skanky peelers. Only difference is Dita lets Perez suck her dick.

  45. 45

    Amy, I hope you read this. I wish you all the luck in the world. The true facts of what went down with you and Joey may never come out, but you have every right to make a future for yourself on your terms. You've been through more than any young woman should. I hope all your dreams come true a thousand times.

  46. 46

    It's a shame her new turn isn't one of the gigs that prohibit felons from profiting from their crimes.

  47. 47

    God, I feel sorry for her kids.

  48. 48

    Her claim to fame is being a slut,wouldn't expect anything more.

  49. 49

    I thought this was supposed to be about Celebrities?, this whore is no Celeb.

  50. 50


  51. 51

    She's just nasty and obviously warped.
    Does her husband go along with this too??? :|
    Just too icky… :(

  52. 52

    Yeah, and if you take her home, she just may try to murder your wife.

  53. 53

    yeah shes a skank, way to make your kids proud…
    'Oh what mom? You shot a woman in the head after YOU slept with her husband?…what's that? You were in prison for years too….oh before or after your sex tape came out? Wait so thats was before you took your saggy lips to the traveling pole?'

    ' That's right son, remember mommy loves you…now go tuck yourself into bed becos mommy has a long nite of stripping for money and participating in trainrides…she'll be the train"