It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
In a recent interview with France's Télé Loisirs magazine, Mariah Carey revealed that she and husband/buttboy Nick Cannon co-wrote a song together for her upcoming album.
We're not sure we're ready for that!
Prepare for an assault on our ears!
We wonder if it's about how much she likes to buy him stuff to make him happy!
[Image via Télé Loisirs.]