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Octo-Mom Has A Nanny But No Time For Sex

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Octo-Mom continues to amaze us!

After receiving a fair amount of backlash for being batshit crazy, Nadya Suleman has now conveniently revealed that there's a nanny in the picture!

Why didn't she tell reporters about the nanny beforehand??

Oh wait, that is if she even had a nanny beforehand!!

Regardless, the child care costs Suleman $500 a week for the the supernanny, who watches over the older Sulemans Monday through Friday.

“She works overtime and doesn’t ask for more money. She does 12-hour days,” Nadya explained to reporters early this week.

Who is this nanny???

Even with the weight of the older children taken off her shoulders, Nadya won't be finding the Brad Pitt to her Angelina anytime soon. Octo-Mom has made the decision to not date for another 18 years!!

She hasn't been laid in 8 years. Maybe this is the reason behind her batshit craziness???

Now it all makes sense!!!!

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93 comments to “Octo-Mom Has A Nanny But No Time For Sex”



  1. 1

    Christ any bloke would be scared to get near this woman!!!
    You wouldn't approach her unless you were wearing at least 10 condoms.
    And who wants to be a step daddy to 14 kids???



  2. 2

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  3. 3

    A little message above for my friend Mark. (o:



  4. 4

    The Trifecta!!!!!



  5. 5

    Where is everyone????



  6. 6

    Heeeeeeeelllllllooooooooooooooooo????



  7. 7

    I am beyond sick of seeing this wack job everywhere I look



  8. 8

    Mistress is here with ALL her friends. LOL



  9. 9

    WHO CARES!



  10. 10

    Well, I was.



  11. 11

    Nite all.

  12. fiona says – reply to this


    12

    Well, I haven't been "laid" in a lot longer, and believe me, its a perfectly happy life. There is more to life than promiscuity and sex obsession.
    That said, she is truly a coo coo bird.



  13. 13

    Your # 1



  14. 14

    Do you all see how fucked up California is?? What the fuck is wrong with this picture???



  15. 15

    Craaaaazy and sad…..



  16. 16

    This is OLD news .. this report came out right after she first started talking to the media.



  17. 17

    and 2and3and4and5and6..



  18. 18

    I'm getting laid tonite..and I am still crazy as fuck.



  19. 19

    She looks like shit :o



  20. 20

    Re: Mistress – #2 HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!



  21. 21

    Where does she get $500 a week for a nanny? She doesn't even have A JOB!!
    Tell me my ass busting tax dollars aren't paying for this crazy ass bitches nanny.



  22. 22

    Is this zanny also named Zeneida Gonzales?



  23. 23

    I PERSONALLY THINK SHE IS FABULOUS !!! I also think she is pretty…..so what if she had a gazillion kids, its her choice, dont women, men and everything in between WANT THE RIGHT for FREEDOM OF CHOICE???? So leave her alone and let her be ….ITS HER LIFE HER CHOICE……..equal rights dont only apply to BLACKS, THE JEWS AND THE GAYS (fyi …which I am, GAY THAT IS)……
    anyways….FREEDOM OF CHOICE FOR ALL !!!



  24. 24

    8 years …..hmmmm….sounds like you two have something in common Mario!



  25. 25

    Re: LusciousLiz – (wink)



  26. 26

    :::::: this bat shit crazy mom was…. ONCE a skinny bitch::::::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com



  27. 27

    This woman is a bonifide looney…



  28. 28

    Re: Mistress – #2 LOVES IT!!!!!!



  29. 29

    Re: Mistress – That message was dope…



  30. 30

    That's why you're crazy Perez. Lack of sex.



  31. 31

    That bitch don't need any dick!



  32. 32

    They should take away the doctors license to practice…WHAT AN A-HOLE….

  33. LilyV says – reply to this


    33

    Re: raymFF – My freedom of choice is to beat the living hell out of you. How do you like freedom of choice now? How are those kids going to be raised properly. Lets look them up in about 15 years. I bet all of them will have criminal records and be on Springer talking about their baby daddy or baby momma.



  34. 34

    -
    AFTER 14 KIDS — HER SHIT MUST BE HUUUUUUGE!
    -



  35. 35

    She really doesnt need to worry… 14 bebes= 0 dates… Poor deluded woman :(



  36. 36

    Perez, this hit the newspapers in my town 24 hours ago! is anyone home?



  37. 37

    I TOLD YOU HOW TO SOLVE THIS ALREADY



  38. 38

    She's on welfare, where is she getting the money?



  39. 39

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – BeBa - damn!!! I just came back from cleaning my teeth to switch this thing off and saw your angel, angel.
    Will have to comment and run but just wanted to say hi and hope you are well and all is wonderful in your world. Look forward to catching up again soon but if I dont go now I'll have to get up before I get to go to bed. LOL
    This pink room can be addictive when you're all here.
    Take care beautiful. Always much love from me to you.
    (o:



  40. 40

    One more lip injection and she'll just … float away.



  41. 41

    THE KINDA MAN SHE CAN GET SHE SHOULDN'T WANT ANYWAY…….SHE'S BETTER OFF WITHOUT A MAN CUZ THEN IT'S LIKE ADDING 8 MORE BABIES…SHE CAN GET A DILDO FROM LIZBO BIHAN



  42. 42

    wow if you dont work and need a nanny to look after the children you have then dosnt that tell you something? no when enough is enough and maybe get some help!



  43. 43

    Re: Mistress – lol and 15 kids i think including her mental age that makes her younger then her children she is like a child spoilt never enough always wants more will do anything to get it and she wont have time for sex not with those kids and throwing her dummy out her pram!



  44. 44

    One more lip injection and she'll just … float away.
    -midgetspar



  45. 45

    its clear this woman and her own mother are making money presently off this story,
    and i suggest if we quit paying attention to her ,
    the media would quit paying her.

    we are giving her way too much power by our curiosity,
    her 15 minutes of fame are over
    we are creating a celebrity out of a women who has some serious issues…dont give her your energy



  46. 46

    She has to be dealing… where is she getting the money??? I am struggling with my 2 kids. I would loooove to live like her and have cosmetic surgery, mails done every week and a fucking nanny!! sign me up in a nadya mommy plan!

  47. MP says – reply to this


    47

    12 hour days is 60 hours a week. 500 dollars divided by 60 hours is 8 dollars and change an hour. What nanny is going to work for minimum wage?

  48. Laury says – reply to this


    48

    That would make sense. I haven't been laid in 4 years and sometimes I feel I might go batshit crazy. But bitch needs a psychiatrist more than she needs sex.



  49. 49

    Re: LilyV – AND MY FREEDOM OF CHOICE IS TO SAY YOU A DUMB ASS IDIOT !!!!! What a jerk you are, get a life…….People are people, there is nothing stating she will raise bad kids,NOTHING, why wish or TRY to predict the future…UMMMM, HELLO….are you some wizard or something, LILYV knows all, oh wait better yet ARE YOU MISS CLEO????
    i say freedom of choice………..oh wait does LILYV think women shouldnt vote, or african americans should be segregated….GET A LIFE LILYV !!

  50. roxee says – reply to this


    50

    I'm waiting for Saint Angelina to swoop in and praise her and hand her a check for tons of money. Then all of a sudden everyone will love her because Angelina said its ok.



  51. 51

    Re: Mistress – My dear Mistress, I'm so sorry I just missed you! You know I feel the same way about you and I promise as soon as I can I'll stay up late and catch up with you in real time. I big kiss and a hug for you and the little ones. Hope to talk to you very soon! :)
    Loved all your comments today! #2 Brilliant!!!!!



  52. 52

    NaNNY SOUNDS VERY KIND..BLESS HER HEART



  53. 53

    Somebody needs to help those babies. I doubt there is a nanny - it is probably the job title she gave her mom. I wonder if anyone has donated yet - I am sure they will get a kick out of the picture of her buying video games that is floating around the internet!



  54. 54

    Hello?!?! Not paying overtime is fucking ILLEGAL.



  55. 55

    perez, don't believe everything you read. she has a boyfriend. suffice to say, she's had sex in the last 8 years.



  56. 56

    wait. why does she need a nanny? she doesn't do sh*t. and where is she getting that kind of money to pay for that?



  57. 57

    I hope the IRS is reading this! She admits to having a household employee with a slary of $500 per week that she does not pay overtime to. Wanna bet she also doesn't pay state or federal employee taxes for her employee/nanny? Even Supreme Court Justices found out they had to pay employee taxes on their nannies.



  58. 58

    Re: raymFF – Too bad the six children and her eight babies didn't get a choice in all this! Pleazzzze! She is bat shit crazy and so are you if you think what she did is ok. Since you like her sooo much why don't you choose to be super nanny to her kids!



  59. 59

    Re: nanaurbizzinezz – DARLING NANAURBIZZINEZZ…..all i am saying is, ITS HER CHOICE…..and like your name says here, its really NANAURBIZZINEZZ what she does, or why she does it…or for that fact, its NANAURBIZZINEZZ, what my opinion is….!!!



  60. 60

    Re: raymFF – I totally agree with freedom of choice, but these kids had no choice in what their mother did. Those kids did not choose to live in a crammed 3 bedroom house. Those kids did not choose to have a grandmother who openly said that at one point she resented them. Those kids did not choose to live in poverty. Those kids did not choose to have disabilities like the older two children who one has ADHA and the other is Autistic, not to mention the disablities that some if not all the infants will have as they grow. All weighed in under 2 pounds which increases the chances for Downs and CP……Did you consider the children when choosing to make your soapbox speech of people have freedom of choice?!!!!
    I didn't think so……..But hey! that is your choice to be a complete dumbass! Cheers to you!!!



  61. 61

    Re: raymFF – I am ALL FOR freedom of choice - shit, my dearest friend is over seas making sure we all have that freedom. However, when someone else's CHOICE effects my FREEDOM, like my tax dollars going to a woman who knowingly put herself and these kids in this position, I do have the right to judge and comment and be PISSED OFF!!!



  62. 62

    Re: nanaurbizzinezz – LETS JUST FORGET ALL THE PRE-BIRCH CHOICES…..they are here now ! LIKE IT OR NOT….she choose this path, and it seems like she has a lot of love to give to them children. there are MANY kids born with special needs…….PEOPLE deal with it, its nothing new. SHE is atleast wanting to be a lovong mother, and for that SHE should get some credit !!! WHATEVER her choice was before birth…..it was her choice ! I dont think its being a dumb ass for wanting to be supportive of someones personal family choice. you seem like a dumb ass for being so damm negative…….why dont you practice what you preach "NANAURBIZZINEZZ "…Cheers back.



  63. 63

    Re: stars101 – Thank you!



  64. 64

    Re: MudRatt1 – and yes, THATS YOUR CHOICE….good for you ! i just get so amazed at how people are all for freedom of choice when it applies to them, but when its for others its always a different story. Mudratt1, i am not directing that comment at you, it was just an observation in general.



  65. 65

    Re: MudRatt1 – we all pay taxes, and it will never change, and we have NO CONTROL over how out tax paying dollars are dispensed, so why stress over it. lets be supportive of a fellow human being instead of trying to bring them down.



  66. 66

    First how can she afford a 500.00 a week nanny,and if that's true then why has her mother been on the morning shows saying that she takes care of the other 6 kids.This crazy woman can't keep up with her own lies.



  67. 67

    Re: raymFF – I am sure she has alot of love to give….which explains why she had her " New Mommy, Dragon Lady" acrylic nails put on just a couple of days after the birth of her eight babies…I am sure they will be useful to her when she is changing poopie diapers, breast feeding and lovingly holding her 2 pounds and under babies…I am sure she loves those babies…
    I could really see that when she was busy giving interviews and being photographed instead of bonding with her eight babies and spending quality time with the six children she already has…
    As for me practicing what I preach, I do! I don't go out and get artificially insemminated with six eggs in the hopes of having more children that I can't afford to take care of.



  68. 68

    she lies so much, almost as much as perez, that you don't know what is true. if she is receiving any money to pay this 'nanny' believe me, the state of california is standing by with a calculator, trying to figure out if she was lying about her income when she received those 'non welfare' payments for her disabled children and the food stamps. as for not having sex until the kids are eighteen, unless the kids are taken away, she is not going to find a place to be alone and you gotta figure, when a guy walks into that 3 bedroom house filled with all that crapped, he ain't gonna be able to salute anything for a while.



  69. 69

    Re: raymFF – You are right … we have no control over how our taxes are being dispersed. But SHE DOESN'T WORK. She doesn't pay into it. We do. She spends it on a manicure. Whats next, a full day at the spa. Give me a break. He ACTIONS do not look like a woman who's sole intention is whats best for those children. If she cared so much for them she wouldn't be exploiting herself and them. Asking for $2 million dollars for her story. Get a job. Show the world your number one concern is to support those kids and then maybe people will help. To sit on her ass and ask for donations; that alone should be criminal. Show your children the importance of being a part of the nation - not a hand out!!!



  70. 70

    The nanny came out shortly after she gave birth. This is OLD news. She hasn't been laid because no one wants a child by this biotch.

  71. lexip says – reply to this


    71

    where is the $$ coming from to pay for the nanny anyways… oh wait we are all paying for it



  72. 72

    I'm so tired of this bitch, she needs to die soon



  73. 73

    Not only is this women CRAZY she is also a thief… an anonymous friend of the family revealed on a radio talk show that octo-mom charged her 5th pregnancy on her mother's credit card instead of charged her school books and then octo-mom took $100,000.00 out of her oldest son's account that the her mother set up in a crappy attempt to keep her money a secret from her crazy daughter…



  74. 74

    yeah no one is gonna ever wanna hit that after her body held eight babies and she's already got six more. I mean Hello stretch marks. Shes compensating for the lose of lovely cock with a flock of the juice instead.

  75. MC says – reply to this


    75

    Who does she have in slave labor? Please $500 a week for 12 hour days. Unless she is talking about her TV? Talking to her would you want to have her?



  76. 76

    LASKANKA IS THAT YOU?
    .



  77. 77

    Most likely the "so-called" Nanny is a Nanny-Nurse, caring for the babies. Sometimes insurance will pay for such costs to assist in a medical situation such as this, otherwise, the state may be flipping the bill because of some sort of "social work arrangement"



  78. 78

    Re: Mistress – #2.
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    .
    TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, DEAR?
    .



  79. 79

    Re: MudRatt1 – I couldn't have said it better!!!!



  80. 80

    Her "nanny" was interviewed briefly on a local news channel soon after the story first broke. She's no nanny, she's more of an undocumented senora totally being taken advantage of. Octomom If I see you I'm gonna punch you in the poon!!!



  81. 81

    So here is where donations and tax money is going all estimates of course
    1. $90,000 in IVF
    2. $20,000 in plastic surgery
    3. $480/yr in manicures
    4. $12,000/yr for a nanny
    5. $10,00/yr for private school
    6. $2 million + for hospital bills
    Not to mention food, clothes, video games and more than likely before it is over a new house and car. Since my husbands 401 is going to crap looks like I have a new retirement plan.
    5.



  82. 82

    I think she wants kids so someone can love her unconditionally since her mom seems to hate her.



  83. 83

    I think everyone should leave her alone, let her deal with her own octo-kids. Do not even give her the privilege of being on the news, I'd say that is all she wants. Everyone is jumping on the lets-make-a-show-about-people-who-have-an-unhealthy-amount-of-kids bandwagon. Or the lets-find-new-people-to-pick-on-or-idolize wagon, can we stick to drunk celebs? Jon and Kate plus eight can stay, they are cute… get rid of octo-mom and the rest of them.



  84. 84

    This woman/creature/mental nutjob needs help. Take ALL 14 kids away; give Nadya a REALITY check big time, and get her into a psych ward for a long, long time. Then allow the rest of us to forget about her.



  85. 85

    Re: MP – this is what i was thinking, too. less than $0.60 per child per hour. that isn't a nanny. at best it's a babysitter.



  86. 86

    By California law, any hours past 8 in one day are automatically overtime, so it's illegal for her not to pay it. Not to mention, you can be sure she's not paying SS and employer taxes for this nanny. She should be more careful about what she blabs about. God, she's really difficult to feel sorry for…



  87. 87

    Re: acde17 – $12,000 a year for a nanny? Is the nanny legal? I nanny for a family with triplettes and it cost them $82,050 a year to employee me!



  88. 88

    I'm a nanny and I make more looking after three kids than this poor nanny.



  89. 89

    Re: LG is simply..Irresistible! – Cut and paste Leona - you know - like your gender reassignment surgery. (o:



  90. 90

    weirdooooooooo

  91. brans says – reply to this


    91

    EVEN THOUGH SHE IS FUCKIN BATSHIT CRAZY SHE STILL COULDN'T PUT 8 EMBRIOS IN HERSELF. DOCTORS ARE SUPPOSED TO WEED OUT THE REALITY CHALLENGED AND THIS DOCTOR SOUNDS REALITY CHALLENGED HIMSELF!



  92. 92

    She's hideous - needs to be checked for severe mental illness. I am so very sad for all 14 of her kiddos.



  93. 93

    Re: raymFF – Autonomy of person can be limited by the State. If it is proven that your behaviour causes harm to society, others, or to yourself, then you are not granted that freedom of choice. Things like homosexuality and freedom of religion are things that are protected by autonomy. However, we don't see people eating other peoples' corpses out in the street. Cannibalism being protected by freedom of choice; however, it is also saved by s.1 of the Charter (or whatever you people say in the States) because allowing such a choice would create harm to society and others. The Charter, or as you 'Mericans call it "The Bill" can not stretch so far to protect the lifestyle choices of every individual.

    Now, all we have to do is prove that what this woman is doing creates harm to society or others. It shouldn't be hard … having 14 kids, without the means to support them.