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Do You Have Yours Yet????

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CLICK HERE to order an autographed copy of our new book, Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide On Keeping Up With The Hiltons!

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    53 comments to “Do You Have Yours Yet????”



    1. 1

      Dream on fat boy, no one wants that shit. With the exception of the ass kissers that is.



    2. 2

      Re: M*I*A*R – ( winkie wink)



    3. 3

      Re: M*I*A*R – ditto that



    4. 4

      Autographed toiletpaper??? No thank you, people can spend their money for betetr reasons



    5. 5

      NO THANKS! I ALREADY HAVE A DOORSTOP!!



    6. 6

      Hahaha! As if, lard butt. No one wants to pay for that shit but maybe 13 year old girls and femme gays.



    7. 7

      Lol I'd rather buy poop in a jar…



    8. 8

      I lined my cats litter box with it. Works great!



    9. 9

      Re: M*I*A*R – LOL!!!!
      No, thanks….



    10. 10

      Re: the last star – Hey, love! How is your father?
      HOT MONKEY said Hello!



    11. 11

      Seriously… you have SO MANY typing errors on your website!! Do you ever proof read before you submit your entries?? Just a quick check?

      It should be "Click here to order AN autographed copy…", not "AND autographed copy…"!!!!!!!!!

    12. pabst says – reply to this


      12

      Only if we get to pick who actually signs it, goof.



    13. 13

      Actually before I could put the book in the litter box the cats were trying to shit on it.

    14. fogee says – reply to this


      14

      hahahahahahah perez hilton wrote a book… and no one is buying it except loser fans!



    15. 15

      its doingthat poorly that youre offering autographed copies?



    16. 16

      ::::::: Perez knows about being a SKINNY bitch ::::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com



    17. 17

      I am placing my order but it's taking a bit so I guess a lot of people are also ordering! Is it really autographed by you?? Please clarify.

    18. aj says – reply to this


      18

      good god no



    19. 19

      Thank you for the correction.

    20. A.Lo. says – reply to this


      20

      Odd all these bad comments. Why do you people read Perez if you don't like him? Perez - I bought the last copy in Boulder. It's sold out there.



    21. 21

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – SORRY ,I HAD TO RUN OUT FOR A MINUTE.I HAD A PNONE CALL.HE JUST GOT OUT OF INTENSIVE CARE THIS MORNING THEY HAD TO PERFORM TRIPLE BYPASS SURGERY,BUT EVERTHING WENT WELL.HE SHOULD BE OUT IN 7-10 DAYS.THANKS FOR ASKING.HOW ARE U DOING TODAY?

    22. pabst says – reply to this


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    23. 23

      No way would I spend a cent on anything with your name on it. You should title this post: NOT A WORTHWHILE CAUSE.



    24. 24

      no one wants this shit perez



    25. 25

      Re: the last star – I'm so glad he is out of I.C.I'm sure he will get well very soon.
      I'm doing good. Had some Taco Bell today! Made me think of you….. :)



    26. 26

      i just ordered mine :)



    27. 27

      I went to the library a few weeks ago and for shits and grins, I looked at the book and only TWO people have checked it out. HAHAHA! Your book sucks. You're so Z list, Perez. Get over yourself. Not like once you die, this autographed book is going to be worth money or anything.



    28. 28

      Re: the last star – #26 REALLY! THATS SO SWEET.NOW YOU GOT ME IN THE MOOD FOR TACOS!!!!(if u know what i mean)LOL

    29. midi says – reply to this


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      i checked out the reviews on amazon. anybody who keeps up with the blog already knows you're a misogynist, but apparently the book is more hardcore on the cruel factor. to be fair, i wouldn't buy a book of anyone else's blog either.



    30. 30

      You are PATHETIC. And I pity anyone who wastes money on this piece of crap.



    31. 31

      Re: the last star – That was my plan…. :)



    32. 32

      I've had several suicides in my family and I'm really not into the title of your book!



    33. 33

      Too bad the shipping and taxes to Switzerland make it 4x its price - I would have been ordering one - sorry.

      If have a better solution, contact me - I am keen for a autographed version.



    34. 34

      Haha, no one buying your shitty book?? Is that why you're still trying to whore it out, aww poor pig face.



    35. 35

      Re: A.Lo. – The way I see it, if he harasses ppl then why shouldn't he get some of it back?



    36. 36

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – JUST LAY DOWN AND PASS THE HOT SAUCE!!!I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST!!



    37. 37

      use coupon code [kitsoncode] at check out for a discount… all you haters can SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    38. 38

      Why ruin an already perfectly good piece of trash with your signature Perez?



    39. 39

      I'LL TALK TO U TOMORROW.TIME TO GER BACK TO WORK LOVE!



    40. 40

      You know, I was actually thinking about getting it
      …
      And then I got over it.



    41. 41

      Yah right! I'm already filled with enough self-loathing for reading that kind of salacious dreck here for free. I'd have to do the world a favor and kill myself if I EVER paid actual money for anything Pervez has "written".



    42. 42

      Re: the last star – I brought a bunch of sauce packets with me……. ;)



    43. 43

      At Barnes & Noble they already have your 'book' in the crap rack.
      Hey, Perez, you're such a self-promoting 'mo–why haven't you mentioned that Time Magazine named yours as one of the 5 most overrated web blogs???



    44. 44

      Oh, I am SAD! I just bought my copy (to take with me and read on the beach in Mexico!) I would much rather have had an autographed copy… You should have come to Colorado!!



    45. 45

      Here you go again trying to stick you fat greedy hands into suckers pockets. Charging for your autograph. Nobody wants your book or signature fatty so stop trying to cash in on you psuedo celebrity.



    46. 46

      i love love love your book Perez. Its so insightful for when i go to hollywood. love you bitch



    47. 47

      Can you send me one for my birthday?? :D



    48. 48

      Hmm … all of you commenting are awfully bitchy for a bunch of people that are hanging out on his site. Perez … try the same deal with a distributor in Canada … for a Canadian to order this book with shipping and duty it would cost $100.



    49. 49

      Re: TorontoPerezFan –

      Omg, get real. If that make you react, how can you live through a normal day?



    50. 50

      does it include commentary from all the playas n' hateas like online?
      will give it a scan! I get a kick out of this site, so why not?

    51. AMO says – reply to this


      51

      You're not a celebrity. You shouldn't be autographing shit!



    52. 52

      Perez, you're such a twat.



    53. 53

      PEREZZZERSSS!!!! I just ordered my autographed copy :) I would have come to see you and at your book signing, but alas, you were too far away from Chicago and I had a class :(